#emm yaps

[aarxn-hxtch]

call me a repressed victorian maid BUT THIS MANS ARMS UGHH

[jamroses]

i kind of hate how people tend to forget that keating is also a dps member. hes a pledge. ppl r always like "whos ur fave dead poets? mines meeks" "oh fun mines charlie" BUT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABT KEATINGNGGGG UGH 😭

am i js looking in the wrong places or has no one ever said that keating is their fave </3

like hello? he formed the poets society

he is THE dead poet!!!!!!!!!

[the-poets-yap]

4 new followers alr??? js from an intro post ?! YIPPEEE TYSM GUYS <3

[jamroses-alt]

INTRO POST AAA

you fucking guessed it, i made another alt <3 (main is @jamroses)

anyways here i am<3

hii my name is em! i made this alt to talk abt my music interests!

here my current listen list (its very very long)

pop: sabrina carpenter, maggie lindemann, billie eilish, lana del rey, chase atlantic, megan thee stallion(my fave), isabel larosa, arctic monkeys, doechii(pretty new to her music), odetari, and probably a couple i cant think of atm

kpop: ateez(ult of ults), txt, stray kids(seeing htem in july!), seventeen, blackpink, bts(fathers), itzy, kiss of life, aespa, twice, xdinary heroes, hearts2hearts(predebut!!!!!), kard

uh hmu ig if u like any of these <3

[the-poets-yap]

SOME1 WRITE THIS PLSPLSPS

SOMEONE PLS WRITE THIS FIC OR I WILL

Todd (and probably pitts or Cameron) work at this coffee shop but sometimes on the weekends small bands will play in there during the evening (not unheard of)

And one weekend Todd’s working and he has no idea who’s playing. He zones out and all of a sudden here’s this voice and this music

He looks up and it’s Neil and Charlie (and Knox or Meeks I haven’t decided) and they’re in a band together playing

And Todd can’t even work he’s just so infatuated with Neil

ITS A BAND AU AND A COFFEE SHOP AU PLEASE

also I wrote this while listening to big time rush

Sue me

[knizuu]

Insert myself being feral for my fandoms/silly

Below is just me yapping about them all dksjnvkfnrg-💞

LOOK AT EMM!!!! Lmao I keep referring to “Past, Present, and Future” because GxK already came out, S3 should be out this year, and DM is next year :3 !! +THE BLUE TRIO [Godzilla had blue as radioactive energy beforehand-I just wanted a more fitting picture, therefore, using the powerful goji right there :D]

THEN THE ORANGES…that I originally labeled as the children cough idk why all of them are orange coded but THE MORE SIMILARITIES THE BETTER [Since Lil Petey hasn’t been apparent in the movie so far, the best I have is the image he has in the DM art book ^ ^]

Pfft…ok so I was gonna say “Kong and Knuckles at some point believed they were the last of their kind ALONG with having that warrior aspect…and Knuckles ties with Sarah purely from their red hair complexion✨/silly” but they’re all important side characters that were introduced really closely with the main!

Then the character that [as I remember] have a longer relationship or at least been established a strong dynamic with the main boyo? XP either way, I see them to be an over-looker for the main character :> [Lmao the way I wanted a better image for Tom but IT WAS THE BEST I COULD GEt without using other movies of course :3]

hehe THE SCENE WHERE THE INITIAL ANTAGONIST SHOWS OFF THEIR ✨very rad✨ EYES [Now that I notice more, Skar has blue eyes-Shadow has red-and Petey has green…RGB JUMPSCARE/silly]

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Overall I’m so excited to see my three fandoms have their movie trailers :D !!! <33

[sertsiken0606]

Sanatçı mı. ?

Merhaba Hasan ben Muğla Milas tan Emine . 51 yaşında eyt emeklisi bir kadının. Ela gözlü kumral küt saçlı 170 boyunda etrafımdaki erkeklerin fırdöndüğü oldukça güzel seksiyim. 3 kez evliliğin eşiğinden döndüm evlenmeden aldatıldım hep evlenmeden önce yakaladım . Derler ya Allah ın sevgili kuluymuşum . Aslında Samsun Vezirköprüyüm daha hiç görmedim Samsun u annem öğretmen babam nüfus müdürlüğü yapardı. Onlar ölene kadar evlenmedim babam geçen yıl vefat etti yaş 50 idi aldığım maaş iyiydi ama evde sıkılırım diye iş ilanlarına bakıyordum bir ilan gözüme çarptı bu arada ben vergi dairesinde denetmendim .... İlanda 45 55 yaş arası muhasebeden ve vergi dairesine gidip gelecek dinamik genç emekli arıyoruz yazmışlardı hemen aradım gelin görüşelim dediler, hazırlanıp gittim sekreterya da 20 yaşlarında bir afet oturuyordu ilk başta bu kadar güzel bir kadın sekreterlik yapıyorsa burası muhteşem bir yerdir dedim kendi kendime. Kendimi tanıttım sekreter beni insan kaynakları müdürüne yönlendirdi insan kaynaklarındaki müdürü daha önce bir kaç kez görmüştüm muhtemelen bizim o taraflarda oturuyordu. O da beni tanıdığını söyledi gamzeli çok güzel bir kadındı bilgilerimi alıp şirket yetkilisi ile görüştü tekrar yanıma geldi sana referans oldum senin işe girmeni sağladım şimdi şu evrakları hazırla gel hemen dedi istediği evrakları hemen hazırlayıp tekrar şirkete gittim. İnsan kaynakları müdürüne teslim ettim beni patronum yanına götürdü 25 30 yaşında ancak var Tamer bey yeni arkadaşımız Emine hanım dedi tanıştık tokalaştık çok yakışıklı 180 boylarında esmer bakımlı bir erkekti ilk defa bir erkeğe bu denli dikkatli bakıyordum. Tamer bey gerçekten çok yakışıklı bir adamdı. Akşama kadar çalışma arkadaşlarım ile tanıştırıldım ama Taner bey kadar ilgimi çeken olmadı akşam oldu herkes evlerine gitmek için servislere bindi ben kala kaldım fabrikadan yavaş yavaş çıkarken Taner bey arkamdan korna çaldı ne o servis sizi almadı mı dedi güldü arabanın sağ kapısını açtı buyrun sizi evinize kadar götüreyim dedi bindim yolda giderken kişisel sorular sordu evlimisiniz bekar mı anne baba vs gibi. Eve gelmiştik buyrun bir kahve içelim dedim hiç itiraz etmeden ok dedi aracı park edip birlikte eve girdik hemen türk kahvesi yapıp ikram ettim yanına lokum ve su koymuştum ilk defa bu şekilde bir ikramla karsılastığını söyledi. Ben biraz güldüm Türk kahvesi bu şekilde ikram edilir dedim. Yan yana oturuyorduk birden kalktı dudağıma yumuldu ateşli bir şekilde öpmeye başladı bende karşılık verdim soyunmaya başladık her bir elbiseyi koltuğun üzerine bir Taner ber ben bırakıyorduk ayakta Taner de bende yalnızca külotlarımız ile kalmıştık dudaklarıma yapıştı tekrar dudaklarımdan boynuma oradan memelerime indi o kadar dikkatli ve nazik emiyordu ki sabaha kadar emse bırak demezdim durmadı oradan göbek çukuruna ve aşk üçgeni dediğiniz klitorisime geldi artık külotum dizime inmişti ayakta dili tam değmiyordu bende daha rahat emsin diye koltuğa oturup bacaklarımı açtım ayaklarımı omzuna koydum o kadar güzel yalıyordu ki anlatamam kaç kez boşaldım bilmiyorum bu çocuk işini iyi biliyordu emme yalama işini çok güzel yapıyordu bakireydim ama bu kadar yakışıklı karizmatik bir erkeğe de kendimi siktirmesem olmazdı yeter yalayıp yuttuğun sok artık gir içime karın yap erkeğim ol dedim bacaklarını omzuma aldı biraz yavaş bir şekilde girdi içime kan gibi ama açık renk birşeyler aktı sikini girip çıkarttıkça demek ki kızlık kanı böyle oluyormuş dedi dudaklarıma yapıştı devamı başka bir zaman

[starlight-tav]

What if lonely crypt baby mourn watcher rook played by emmerich's parents in the memorial guardians when they were little? What if the epitaph on their gravestones made rook hopeful for their own future and the possibility of finding a forever companion? What if they tended their graves and yapped about their lessons with the senior watchers whenever they felt lonely?

So then emmerich brings rook to them to say hi and rook gets excited and maybe a little embarrassed and says "we've already met."

And they bashfully tell emm about practicing their letters by his parents graves, maybe casting an encantation to freshen the flowers emmerich would leave, not knowing where they came from but wishing them to stay fresh just a bit longer.

rook even knows their epitaph by heart.

[fatewoven]

They speak, but the silence remains unbroken; as if an insurmountable entity is also present in the conversation, observations quiet. Barely perceptible over the aether's constant flux. It's not a feeling he's unused to after years of studying the fade and the vast mysteries of the unknown, and at this moment, one could postulate whether the presence belongs to the Lighthouse or its owner. Such a history lesson demands citation and further discussion — and Emmrich studies the other's eyes, a glimpse not dissimilar to stars finely scattered across the sky. A hint of gold where the moon will be, a deeper story is embroidered in Valrys' countenance. To be a necromancer means both archaeologist and mortician, adept with hands practiced to take apart even the most delicate of ruins. "Perhaps that meaning is more fitting considering our circumstances. Morbid, no?" Cyclical, the world's events demand for conflict. Bloodshed to paint even the heavens crimson, if only for a fleeting era. "It does bring up a question I doubt that only a few could answer. What was its meaning to the elves of the ancient past? I've heard theories of constellations being more attributed to spirits. Stars as distant echoes of what they once were."

Hand curving at his chin, pose thoughtful, expression drawn to conjecture, the seconds trickle through the space between them. Time flows. The hourglass is due to be flipped — an action instigated by voice as Emmrich returns to their discussion. "Have you? Could you kill a god in any way that matters? If faith keeps them alive, then how would you dismember belief?" He gestures, further diving into hypotheticals. Ah, such hearty discussions reminds him of days spent in debate halls. "The Chant of Light and the oral stories passed down by the Dalish have little difference at the core. They each contain truth, the details changed over time to suit the needs of their audience. We both know how subjective any soul's accounts can be. Ask four individuals of their opinion and you will leave the room with at least ten viewpoints. If Tevinter's past sins are unforgivable, then so is the Chantry's," he says with an orator's diction, motions sharp. Impassioned about a topic that's rooted deep within his own principles. "Faith can be of great comfort... Although I've witnessed far too many instances where such stories are used for prosecution. If we are to judge the villains written in each other's memoirs, then we each are guilty of unspeakable crime."

Again, his dear companion disengages with a subtle, artful compliment; a delightful soul, Emmrich has little doubt he's at least genuine about the comment. "And what kind of person did you aspire to be?" His father? Or someone even grander?

Perhaps it's not much surprise a man who found so much suffering on earth would look up at the stars and hope to find something else. A glitter of stellar promises, which told stories, or even said to be people blessed or cursed by their circumstances, put up there instead. He'd wondered if the god he had once talked to had lived among the stars, as where could he possibly be, so far away that he could not get to him? He would have made a stairway to heaven, if he only knew the celestial coordinates. He would have traveled to the moon, or the sun, or to the farthest, darkest point that the eye could see, only to... stand side by side with that light of his life. The great irony, of course, he'd stood right outside of the door of where he most wanted to go... and he'd wrecked ruin on it. But how was he to know? His god had failed to have the faith to tell him... "It's thought of today as a seated man playing a lyre," he begins, the tidbit that Emmrich likely already knows. "In ancient Tevinter, it was known as 'Mortemalis' and was represented by a warrior holding aloft a head." He rattles it off like old bones, like a teacher reading off a textbook. Memorized, perfectly. He would be a poor professor if he didn't give the full lecture: "Usually an elf." One can imagine why the fresco was washed clean of such brutality, replaced with the inoffensive meaning. He offers no further scholarly commentary. No personal history lesson; the book shut. "If? I have defeated a god," he reminds the other, a long, slender finger lightly jabbing the other's chest. He can't take all the credit, admittedly, though oh he wishes he could, how he'd longed to be the sole opponent on the battlefield and taken his old colleague down. Alas, the actor's mask needed to stay on. But oh, he made sure the mad magister knew in his last moments who he truly was. He is not a man without pride, only wearing that coat of false humility, but sometimes, like a shooting star, a glimmer can be seen in his eyes. But like a trick of the light, it's gone just as fast, making the beholder wonder what they saw. "But I know what you mean," he adds on; he doesn't count Sethius either as a god. Or even if Emmrich even did think of that rotting creature as godly, it would nonetheless not be on the same plane as the Evanuris. He appreciates Emmrich's optimistic wit, even if it doesn't move him. He knows there is no one could break the curse of his suffering. It's hard to imagine that Emmrich is not the perfect vision of a Mournwatcher. Well, perhaps outside of being unusually sunny. "Is that so? I never would have imagined that you're not the kind of man that everyone in the Mournwatch aspires to become." Though he's never pretended to know much about the secretive organization. He only offers a nonchalant shrug, "Surely even for academic purposes you've read the Chant of Light?" The worst pages are done in his name. A smile plays on his lips, gently amused that the other has perhaps forgotten these facts? "Or do you not believe the sins of Tevinter written there to be true?"

[pinguinsukakopi]

Rasanya perlu bersuara dan ngeluarin unek-unek juga tentang teteh @rumahati yg uda deactivated. Well, i'm one of her.... Apa ya nyebutnya yg proper? Hehe. Here we goo..

Bole dibaca aja ya.

Tapi sebelum saya transfer, saya bacain tuh postingan dia. Sempet intuisi ini ngasi redflag pas baca kata2: "jadi ngirim?" Dan ak berpikir, ko nanya sedekah se slay itu? Kya nanya jadi nongkrong? Jadi pulang bareng? Karena posisinya kami itu stranger. Aneh aja.

Tapi, again, ak berpikir, awal taun mmg ak pny passive income, jd saat itu semacam: oh ini jalan buat aku sedekahkan dan rejeki mereka lewat aku. Udah. Gtu aja. Tapi pas bulan berikutnya dia nanya lagi, aku jadi ilfeel. Heuuu.

Udah sih klo crita pengalaman dan perasaan saat itu gitu aja.

Tapi, mau reflektif dikit.

Ternyata, banyak hal yang amat sangat di luar kontrol kita. Amat sangat. Apalagi klo uda urusan medsos. VUCA banget lah kayak fenomena skripsi aku wkkk. Volatility, unpredictable, complexity dan ambiguity. Jadi.. Harusnya ga kaget walopun masih shock nemu di tumblr. Pengalaman dan pelajaran hidup sih ini namanya.

Buat teteh uni, rumah ati,, aku kecewa dan sedih kali klopun mmg teteh ga amanah, tapi klo hal itu ga benar, mohon dimaafkan su'udzon ini. Emm apalagi ya. Aku malah mikir, kira2 apa ya yg telah teteh lewati hingga ada di titik ini. Masa kecil, hubungan dengan orang tua, hubungan dengan pasangan atau konflik-diri teteh.

Dan ternyata, manusia tuh gak bisa diliat hitam-putih, terlalu banyak variabel yg bikin abu-abu. Misal, yg ngerti agama, paham agama itu pasti perilakunya mencerminkan juga. Ga gitu. Harapannya gitu tapi kan kenyataannya ga bs selalu gitu. Dan Yap, masalah adalah Gap antara realita dan harapan. Ini dunia. Tempatnya masalah ga sih? Bole benci perilakunya, tapi insyaAllah belajar buat mencoba ga benci orangnya. Dimanapun teh uni berada, semoga Allah jaga dan beri ketenangan. Aamiin.

Gitu aja udah.

[darkmatilda]

i'm currently obsessing over one cute nerd from my school who not only loves yapping but is also extremely spencer reid coded, he was wearing a purple shirt and a vest today FUCKING PURPLE SHIRT!!!!!! AND HE ASKED ME TO SHOW HIM MY HANDS BECAUSE I HAVE A VERY SIMILAR NAIL POLISH COLOUR

also during classes we were analysing a book character that was trying to discover a metal lighter than the air this book is from XIX) and i asked "do you think they have discovered that already?" and he was like emm actually 🤓☝🏼 and started explaining me everything and started giving random fun facts about physics then somehow japan???so i said "thank you very much for this bunch of random information" and he replied "you're welcome" and shook my hand

we are getting married next week but he doesn't know about that yet

[mercars-musings]

Hey! For Woe! Rook ask game be upon ye! ?

🌸, 🌼 and 🥀

SUPER sorry for the delay, I had an all weekend event that kept me from answering all these and I've been desperate to get back here the entire time asdfghjkl; TYSM for indulging me in my Az yapping & TYSM for asking! ANYWHOO, Under The Cut are the first of my asks finally answered !!! 🥰

🌸 Does your Rook have any siblings or close friends they see as such? Where are they during the events of Veilguard?

Rook doesn't have any siblings, he was an only kid growing up much to his dismay. He always wanted siblings so he'd have some form of companionship when he was younger but his parents weren't intending on kids at all till Az came into the picture. They didn't hate kids or anything just they never really planned on it, but when Rook's father found him in the middle of the battlefield in Ventus he was so upset at the idea of a kid alone in the middle of war that he took him home. Rooks mother wasn't ecstatic about the idea but warmed up to him pretty quickly after a few days when Rook wouldn't stop clinging to her like glue and she kind of fell in love with how sweet he was.

Az actually became friends with Tarquin before the events of Veilguard. They both bonded over sarcasm, their inability to make friends with others very well & the whole being trans men thing. The pair started to get decently close & at one point actually got a lil too drunk & had a one night stand just before Rook got sent to work with Varric for a bit.

So, when Az returns it's a little weird for them both after the hook up and then not seeing each other for a year or so, though it returns to friendly pretty quick after Rook realises Tarquin's developed a thing for Ashur while Rook was away and starts teasing him about it which does eventually backfire when Tarquin realises Az has a thing for Emmrich and returns the favour.

🌼 If someone was to ask Spite what Rook smells like, what would he say? Anxiety, Lavender {soap}, ashes {from incense} & once Az starts to take a shine to Emmrich hints of Lilac starts to join the mix. {He's totally not trying to attract Emm's attention with a new Lilac beard oil, not at allllll~} 🥀 What figure from Rook’s personal past would be added to the regret prison?

His mother, his father and the Qunari family friend I've mentioned once or twice here... for many reasons lmfao

If you wanna know more hit me up with another ask saying so & I'll happily divulge the angsty tea ;P

If you'd like to ask me more things about my Rook Az, then you can find a link to this particular ask game below! More Here

[jamroses]

goodday for dutch class we had to write a report on a book we read but i couldnt come up witha ny so i jsut wrote a report on a book i wanted to write and i came up witht he entire plot etc so now when my teacher goes to google the book she'll find out it doenst exist and then i can tell her its MY book that i havent written yet

[prophetries]

i lied i don't have the energy to write any of the Big Things in my drafts so instead i will enumerate on datv companion!evelyn's opinions of rook's companions.

har/ding: has the distinct advantage of being someone she has known for a literal decade. evelyn loves lace, was terribly sad to see her go but is overjoyed that she's found her place in the lighthouse with rook. they'd talk about weapons and food and funny memories from the inquisition times. ( she is highly supportive of lace and rook as well as lace and taash. is kind of obnoxious about it. )

dav/rin: utterly charmed by him. finds his personality endearing, comforting. reminds her a little of thom. wonders how a romanced rook manages to pay attention to anything at all when this absolute stunner is around.

as/san: does not care about this creature. misses her horses and her bear. he's fine, she guesses. doesn't see what the fuss is about.

taa/sh: 'whose lost, sassy child is this?' i feel like they just would not get along. evelyn's got a huge noble-born stick up her ass and values propriety etc etc. even if evie warmed up to them, i have the feeling taash would not reciprocate. would probably remind them of their mom.

luc/anis: introduces her to coffee, which she doesn't like unless it's got like three creams and three sugars. more than a little concerned about the spite situation, feels like not enough people are taking that seriously.

bell/ara: immediately highly impressed and sort of smitten. bellara is beautiful, kind, smart, etc. and a certified Yapper. she'd let bel/lara yap her ear off about elven history and artifacts and shit.

em/mrich: finally someone with some fucking decorum around here. scared of the undead thing at first, but is willing to learn. namedrops cassandra to him a few times to see if it wins her any cool points. it does not.

man/fred: at first, kind of leery due to her phobia of the undead. then she spoils him rotten. dresses him up in outfits. would NEVER forgive emm/lich.

ne/ve: hot, competent, smart, funny, well-dressed. she is looking respectfully.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

emmeline vance???!? i love her smmm i'd glady talk about her forever

HI sorry school has been so shit and yuck and bad and ew i havent gotten time to do SHIT !!!!!!

yes emmeline !! i dont think theres any major canon info on her so i can just make an oc and yum i love doing that sm !!

the only canon info we have is that she's an auror, likely experienced, flies well and is very skilled with her wand. she's also seen with a green shawl and i 🩷 my brown hoes so she's pakistani now 😋

i also like love the idea that she has a disease that limits her life expectancy. like ipf or something. idk. i love sick characters.

her name is . GORGEOUS. like. wow. sawr im gonna make her model, particularly a runway model (bc she's a half-blood to me <3) before she became a full-time auror. summer job at her time at hogwarts? not sure but something like that !!

she's very sad lover girl magazine whore fight and flight and she loves chicks (baby chickens!! she's unfortunately NOT for the ladies 💔💔) and all the ladies love emm and she's so hot !!!! she's a couple years older than the marauders .

i have a very specific friendgroup for her that can NOT be changed. it's like. the crux of her being.

closest school friends: kingsley shacklebolt (similar personalities, Mom and Dad of the group, made fun of each other 24/7), cardoc dearborn (their romance is worth a classic novel, four shitty modern adaptation books, and 30 films. they fought all the time, emmeline sad girl vance & cardoc blunt motherfucker dearborn were the worst possible options for each other but they loved each other so so so much. when cardoc disappeared, they were on bad terms. i love them sm i could talk abt them forever gn), hestia jones (pureblood and half blood hehe funny but also hestia was a year younger than her and had the rightest moral code and inspired emme sosomuch and hestia was in hiding in the first war but she started auror training after cardoc's disappearance)), bertha jorkins (gossiped 24/7, academic smart and street smart, bertha was emmeline's Canon Event (ehem. her codependent homoerotic teenage 1 1/2 year friendship). they reached out to each other after the war was over. emmeline went cray-cray when bertha disappeared in gof. i have sm yap abt them bye.).

post-school friends: lily evans, sturgis podmore, dorcas meadowes.

for someone who loves yapping idk how to yap.

[weevilismyname]

All about me!

I AM NOT A FURRY! please don't call me one!

i believe in kemetism, and i worship Ammit, Heqet and Bastet :-)

hello!! My name is Weevil (or Emm/Astakós). I have autism and adhd, so please me patient w me I am SLOW

my socials:

email- emm70313@gmail.com

pinterest- @ youragoofygoober

tiktok- @peneloperosemarysmith

I am a genderfluid abrosexual artist, other kin and omnitherian , my theriotypes are,

giant anteater

lobster

hercules beetle

Deinocheirus

some kind of canine possibly?

possibly a dugong or manatee

my kin types are:

thylacine

dragon??

snail??????

I mostly post artwork, my ocs and their lore, and outdoors adventures.

here are my special interests/fandoms:

𖦹 The magnus archives

𖦹All tommorws

𖦹Paleontology

𖦹Entomology

𖦹Wings of fire

𖦹Lioden

𖦹Stranger things

𖦹Alice in chains <3333

𖦹Taxidermy

𖦹ancient Egypt

DNI list:

Z00philes

MAP’s

Anti lgbt

Racists

Objectum

Im okay with:

Becoming friends

Fanart

Yap sessions

Jokingly flirting (irl friends only)

Im not okay with:

Sexual activity in any way

bullying or shaming at all

people that are 17+ years old

art tag- weevildraws

yapping tag- weevil is YAPPING!!

thanks for reading!! :3