Me: Okay, so in this next chapter of the fanfic, I'd like to focus on-
Me: Blatant fan service for a party of three - me, myself, and I.
Me: Tempting, but there's far too much cheese on this table.
Me: Oh, you know what would balance it out? Pure shameless more cheese.
Me: I really can't do that, I have like five whole people who read this thing and I'd like them to enjo-
Me: How do you know they don't like cheese? Maybe they would say you haven't got enough.
Me: I... I...
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I assume that the people saying that Long Face is “objectively not a good song” are just missing a lot of musical context. Simple lyrics don’t make a rock song good or bad. Subjectively, I don’t care for your Hozier or your Chappel Roan. I’m not saying they’re objectively bad. It’s a genre thing and a familiarity thing. Long Face demonstrates a clear understanding of ✨genre✨ to me in the elements of T Rex, Brian Eno, Iggy Pop, etc. that can be picked out easily if you’re familiar. They have alluded to the fact that they’ll be crossing genres in s3 and I am excited to see that follow through. Lestat has shown, since s1 when he sat down at Jelly Roll Morton’s keys, that he has a fundamental understanding of genre. That was not shown to us for no reason.
Also, like, he’s a vampire. If he wanted complex and poetic lyrics, he’d have done that. If he wanted to pick up any instrument and give the contemporary masters of it a run for their money, he could do that. If he wanted to grab a pair of drumsticks and be the next Neil Peart while full-throat singing à la Peter Rivera or Buddy Miles, he’d ~DO THAT.~
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Our GILF Fucker powers shant be underestimated.
Call us railroad engineers the way we're gonna ride him from dawn to dusk ❤
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Vio is such a theater kid. They are SOOO dramatic and cringe (affectionate)
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cringe
zack, acting cool: look at me mira i am full of rizz
daniel, pointing at jay: unspoken rizz
daniel, pointing at zack: unspeakable cringe
zack, near tears bc mira's ignoring him: I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU
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New Years Resolution
OK I'M GONNA BUCKLE DOWN THIS YEAR AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME. I'm gonna get a job, I'm gonna start ANY of the process of starting HRT, and I'm gonna gotta a vtuber model done so I can do V-Tubing and have it be very blueberry kink themed. I'm tired of not doing anything so I'm GOING to make this all happen I swear to god.
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I know life is a circle because every year around this time I feel useless and depressed so I open up the fanfic I wrote at 12 fucking years old that somehow still gets notifications and I think about how I peaked in life right there
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Are you normal or did you go to a starbucks for the first time and gave out the name of your favourite character of the moment instead of yours so that you could get a literal plastic cup with their name on it and then use it to hold dead flowers and now things have finally come full circle as at last you have the book with that character as mc sitting right next to the cup-vase?
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