#embezzlment

[panakina]

Whenever batman gets too uppity talking about ‘the criminal class’ I think Jason should hang a giant flag in the batcave that says ‘vigilantism is also a crime’.

[catfindr]

[askthewhiteboard]

Tw: Galvatron’s Revenge bc that thing fugly

That ain’t Knockout that’s Knockoff

Where’s my homoerotic robot doctor??

[insanostyle1231]

hi im playing pokemon scarlet :)

[shittysawtraps]

amanda and hoffman set up a patreon for their enterprise. john doesn’t let them do trap commissions, but they still make enough to make rent on the warehouse by posting videos of john infodumping about engineering and hoffman’s thirst traps

[gludgenbell]

oghua and sj on a small investigation in the market

[pratchettquotes]

Hour after hour, it went on, with a patience that at first terrified and then bored. It was the warfare of clerks, and it harried the enemy through many columns and files. Moist could read words that weren't there, but the clerks found the numbers that weren't there, or were there twice, or were there but going the wrong way. They didn't hurry. Peel away the lies, and the truth would emerge, naked and ashamed and with nowhere else to hide.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

[entropicfission]

starscream/skyfire fics almost always feature a “Gentle Sweet Softie” Skyfire to serve as a contrast to starscream’s abrasiveness, and that’s GREAT, but i think it’d be really funny to write skyfire as SEEMING really sweet but actually being a bit of a massive cunt. like, really normal and boy-next-door milquetoast dude on the surface, but a blazing seething riot behind closed doors. he should have a bit of that beast machines jetfire in him. “business in the front party in the back” type guy. the mirror behind him should reveal the thong his priest outfit is hiding. i want university-era skyfire to open his mouth and say something that leaves pre-war starscream stunned

[brucewayne-offic]

@dickgraysonfr @timbits-drake

Both of you aren't allowed to have my cards without supervision.

[lonestardust]

cannot get over tk's birthday. cannot stress enough on how important it was that we got to see a lot of carlos and tk in this well rounded stage in their life; just living joy, just basking in the dream life, celebrating big things under the roof of their own home; teasing each other into karaoke, being all loved up and dancing in the middle of their bustling with joy living room, taking photos and making memories. and it's so vastly different from anything before. this is not like the beginnings nor the overwhelming head spinning rush of committing to each other forever on their wedding day when they were still exhausted by grief and shock. this is simply how forever looks like. they're well settled into everything they dreamed of, in the people they wanted to become, in their life purpose, they found their people, they're married, they made a home together, they grew together in so many ways, they threaded a good life that's theirs forever to keep.

[lindonwald]

the new manga arc was literally made for them

[catfindr]

[cemeterygrace]

god take all of dallon weekes’ suffering and give it to ryan seaman amen

[jimmygibbs-jr]

what crimes do you guys think has nick actually committed?

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

[cenobitebf]

Who had iDKHOW identity theft and grand larceny scandal on their 2023 bingo card