#email memes

[sleepy-bebby]

Boring: warm regards, kind regards, stay safe, have a good day, thanks, awaiting your reply

Interesting, eye catching, fun, unapologetically cringe:

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[youwouldneverbreakthechain]

[trek-tracks]

why are we still here? just to suffer?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[of-chaos-and-flame]

My friend who’s still working thru tma: hey how was the new protocol episode-?

Me: hilltop road’s back

My friend: w-what?

Me: *cocks gun* hilltop road’s back and celia Knows something

[foxes-daily]

"I hope this email finds you well."

How the email finds me:

[typhlonectes]

[acotarmemes]

Tamlin: did you see Amarantha sent a teams meeting for the UTM project after hours? Lucien: I did Tamlin: And are you sure 'I hope this email finds you before I do' the correct approach? Lucien: Absolutely Tamlin: You cc'd the entirety of Pythian Lucien: I'll find them too if they try to book me after 5 Tamlin: you wrote 'if you have any questions, please hesitate to ask'

[objektum]

OBJECTUM PEOPLE. How did you figure out you're objectum. GO

[raineyweather1997]

Shit, fr?

[chelledoggo]

i had to do this sorry

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[monarchisms]

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[the-magpie-archives]

I wish real life academia was more like The Magnus Archives because I'd much rather face otherworldly evils than have my research blocked by INFINITE PAYWALLS. Jonathan Sims might've suffered immensely and nearly ended the world but at least he didn't have to cite inaccessible sources.