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[becca-e-barnes]

I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him

Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao

It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.

It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.

"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.

"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.

You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.

You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.

It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.

You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.

"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.

"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.

"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.

"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.

"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.

He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."

[ruvviks]

"Colton and Akiyama have a long and rich history, having worked together for Arasaka since their early twenties— Colton as director of the SERPENT projects and Head of Special Programs, and Akiyama as recruiter and quality control manager across all of the corporation's Night City facilities. The two disliked each other from the start and from an outsider's perspective only rarely saw eye to eye; but if anything their rivalry was a challenge, a way to keep each other sharp, and one of the only ways they could have some fun in the megacorporation's grasp. Years later, the two reunite at Club Bodytalk following the incident in spaceship Elysium and the fall of Cobra Cybernetics. Surrounded by the victims of the projects they once ran, their heads are forcibly turned into the direction of their past mistakes— their guilt connects them and it forges a bond of understanding they can't get with anyone else, and while they cannot erase their past they can ensure that no one else ever has to go through any of that again." ↳ andy belongs to @mojaves, template here [x]

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[impishtubist]

There is something sobering about reading a fic that hasn't been updated in years, and then clicking over to the author's profile to find that it's the last thing they updated....they didn't switch fandoms or anything, they just stopped posting altogether.

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Martha Wells and John Scalzi at Joseph-Beth Booksellers!!

Y’all GUESS WHO I GOT TO SEE!!! In real life!! With my own two eyeballs!!!

It was an absolutely delightful chat (I took two pages of notes! scribbled in All My Margins!), very cozy, AND neither of them had signing limits! I love hearing authors talk about their Authorial Woes and Process Quirks, because it’s always hugely validating and just neat to hear.

[poptimus-prime]

I think I should live in a world where I can send an email to Optimus Prime to ask if he or any of his coworkers would like to come to my school to speak to the children about their careers.

How about that huh.

[goldkirk]

When did the latest 1,000 of you follow me??? good lord hi and welcome, I should maybe pay attention to my notifications and activity page more 😭

[lottieurl]

thinking about shauna's near death dream and the baby cannibalism in it and how cannibalism is changing in shauna's mind

in the first season we see her giving birth - with jackie by her side - to a roasted chicken and eating it immediately after. the dream is as disturbing as it is ridiculous. and it makes sense! shauna doesn't have a... personal experience with cannibalism yet

the first real act of cannibalism is also the only one (not counting the pilot) thus far that isn’t coated in a dreamlike state. shauna is alone, there is no one and nothing to hide from. it's an act of grief and shame but also of pure instinct, there is no thought behind it. just an urge and a need

the second in contrast is something they all take part in, it's in the middle of the night and they're all in this dreamlike haze, imagining something far different from the animalistic ripping of flesh. shauna tells them [jackie] wants them to but immediately in the aftermath lottie voices what was on everyone's mind. that if that's true to any extent it could only be true for shauna and the baby but not all of them

so with that in mind it's fascinating that the second dream shauna has about her baby being cannibalized it's bloody and she takes no part in it. she's horrified by it and it's a loss. and i think there are a few reasons for it. shauna has been feeling alienated and othered by everyone's treatment of her pregnancy and baby. if we think of cannibalism in a more symbolic way then the same way shauna already cannibalized jackie before jackie even died the entire group cannibalized the baby before it was born. but another layer to this is how cannibalism is - perhaps for the first time - shown as something horrifying and something symbolizing a brutal loss. and i think it's illuminating how that seems to be what cannibalism became in shauna's mind. where it was absurd and divorced from reality in the first season it's now gruesome and bloody. it's real and it's horrifying because it's an end

shauna spent weeks after jackie's death in a denial so profound she conjured up a jackie she could talk to. took care of her body, put makeup on her face. but in the aftermath of "edible complex" the one thing that's really felt is the absence. yes this is what shauna wanted, i'd argue not for the rest of them but for herself, and yet it's a brutal awakening. a loss that can no longer be ignored

[buckbylightning]

was just reminded that grad school exists and that i want to do it really badly and that my focus would have been on television and how i could be writing about this season of 911 right now and how monumental it is. going to be ill

[starrypawz]

More fun with the jobcentre

Trying to get my claim backdated

Them: Give us a reason Me: Gives reason

Them: What date do you wish for this to be backdated to

Me: Gives the date

Them: You need to give us a reason for why you want this backdating

Me:

[philomelas-tongue-says]

ah yes. academic bureaucracy my beloathed

[essektheylyss]

I know it's old news at this point but good god, Outlook is such a shitty platform.

[imaginariumgeographica]

I wasnt sure if i was gonna reread dracula but i got my little email from my bestie and i just had to see what he had to say

[the-casbah-way]

i'm not doing anything !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not fucking doing anything !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just sit and rot and worry and yearn whilst other people are out there living and feeling and breathing and experiencing and still i just do nothing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[odoraful]

why is emailing so scary..,, 😓 it's just words on a screen and yet i feel like it's the most earth shattering thing every time !!!

[bonesmakenoise]

no matter how long I work professionally, I am still shocked by the variations in people’s perception of time

For example:

“I’ll get back to you soon!”

me: if I say this, soon means within six hours or, at the absolute worst, by the end of the next business day

some other people: soon means now. I will get back to you after I take care of this most immediate and pressing matter.

some other other people: soon means within the next week or two. when I feel like it. When the stars align. When a northwesterly wind blows through my office and reveals to me the sticky note with your name on it from months ago.