#em's edits

[whollyjoly]

i just have a feeling / you're better off than you think you are

(song insp.)

[tokubf]

remember when i said i was going to make a gpose of fortunate and aymeric doing klimt's kiss?

i did it :D

[ems-edits]

"Woah bud, hey, chill, it's all the big gee. Well... Gee whiz for you, big gee for God and all the big good for me. I mean... Finally! I'm dead! Yee-fuckin-haw!" I wiped my not-hand down my not-face. "W-what?" the watery voice sounded confused. "Well look man, not to be fuggin weird, but I've tried everything, and not exactly on myself either, I mean the amount of people I went through finding the ultimate way to die and guess what gets me? A fucking mugger!" "You gotta be kidding me, right? You're the serial killer responsible for all those whack suicides!? Fuck you man, fuck you. You know how many questions they have? Why me, what did I do wrong, and the way they cry... ugh. Thank god it's over. Cause I can't tell em to stop whining and that I'm a fan of your work or none of that, the 'big G' gets mad when they're still upset when they arrive in heaven and whatnot." "Well look, this is a relief for me too, don't get me wrong, you more than me, but still. I've been wanting to stop killing for ages now, but I just couldn't, so I figured what a way to go then by my own hand aye?" "Bruh, genius, see I thought this would be my dream job after what I did on earth, but then you came along and man... you're a legend!" "Wait a damn minute, who were you on earth?" "Ever hear of the Zodiac Killer?" "No fucking way." "Way! Here, if you wanna get in on the gig I can totally show you the ropes!" "That'd be epic man! do I get one of those hoods or what?"

Love, Aunty Em, xoxo

You turn from the limp, still-warm body that used to be yours. The black-hooded figure beside you breaks into tears. “I’m not sure how much longer I can keep doing this.”, they say.

[housederiva]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[s0up1ta]

ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

alt versions under the cut:

couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!

[kottkrig]

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

[castielsprostate]

having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[missmisnomer]

it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence

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[lazarusemma]

It doesn't matter if American Christians in power are "doing it wrong" or if actually, Jesus said things that contradict their proclaimed values. What matters is that religious groups should not be in a position to legislate their religious beliefs such that it applies to people not beholden to that religion.

In other words, the argument that "Jesus would hate White Christian Nationalism because the Bible shows he was a radical etc etc" doesn't matter because you are meeting them on their terms. If the Bible did say that Jesus hated abortion/poor people/socialism, it still would not be acceptable for Christians to legislate on that basis.

And yet cultural Christianity has brought us to a point where we'd rather pin the problem on a new subset of Christianity whose issue is that they're misinterpreting original doctrine. Y'all have been saying, “Well, they're not Real Christians” for centuries. This is not a problem of a new sect's formation. This is an issue of separation of church & state. In political/legal contexts, it should not matter what the Bible says or doesn't say, or how anyone interprets it, because the Bible has no place in a courtroom. It's literally that simple.

Edited to add: This "The Bible actually says" tactic can have its use in deprogramming individuals who may genuinely benefit from some recognition of their own cognitive dissonance. However, using this strategy as a "gotcha" against the phenomenon as a whole has negligible practical value.

[userarmand]

hobbies include: staring at louis 🟠👄🟠

"louis de pointe du lac, already described above but always fun to envisage." — armand; the vampire armand (1998)

[amelia-yap]

internal screeching

[whollyjoly]

@luztoyeweek 2024 day 1 - i'll be seeing you by billie holliday

[tokubf]

i finished this on halloween, but was too tired to post it so here it is now!

fortunate and aymeric are dressed up as a masked thief and a private detective. dahlia and cid are dressed up as alice and the white rabbit.

fortunate is happy aymeric is playing along and they are having fun with it! while dahlia is amused that cid went along with his costume idea :D

[ems-edits]

"MA!" I shout excitedly, I carried the strange creature with me as I ran from the coop to the cottage, "MA!" "What? What's wrong?" she spun around from the stovetop kettle to look at me, slightly panicked. "What the fuck is that Fergus?" I'd never heard her swear before, ever. Not even when dad broke his leg and couldn't look after the homestead anymore, and not even when my brother became a gigolo, whatever that is, to make up the difference in rent dads accident made. I froze, was something wrong? "It's the first chick..?" I asked. "No, babe, it's not a chick..." she knelt down in front of me then, inspecting what I thought was a chicken. "But you said we'd be getting baby chickens soon! So it's gotta be a chicken! Can I name it? Can I keep it? Please!? Please!? Please!?" The chick purred at her and gave a small squawk. "No Fergus, this isn't a chick... We can't keep it." "But Maaa~ Please?" She took one look into my watery three-year-old eyes and caved, I named it Filet, cause that's what mum said it'd become if it had actually been a chicken. Little did we know how much Filet would grow, or that it's real mum could come back.

Dragons do not build nests. Instead, they sneak their eggs into other unsuspecting species and let them raise their young instead. And this “chicken” that just hatched on your family’s farm sure doesn’t look like any chicken you’ve ever seen.

[ems-edits]

Necromancy - blackout poetry

"Splash, into the black cauldron suspended above a naked, intense heat, paper thin as it glowed crimson light. Caught fresh, before being skinned in the castle garden, the first course. The most maddening; a young baker, creating scrumptious tarts, plunged outside, to preserve favour." (yes favour, not flavour)

Love, Aunty Em xoxo <3

[shey-pancake]

Edits with my redesigns of the main cast of:

HAZBIN HOTEL !!

(refs of them here)

Charlie Morningstar ★

Alastor the radio demon ★

Angel dust ★

Vaggie ★

Husk ★

Niffty ★

Here are the originals, hope u like it !!