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lakecountylibrary · 2 months ago
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
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nymphoutofwater · 4 months ago
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
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witless-winion1 · 19 days ago
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Telemachus, crying that he finally gets to meet his dad: “For twenty years, I never could outgrow you”
Odysseus, the short king, also crying: son, you are several inches taller then I am
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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Is Michael Afton gay or European in FNAF?…
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vampire-dove · 8 months ago
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Daniel and Armand really DO match each other's freak because Daniel was stripping naked and Louis was stood there like 🤨 what kind of interview is this 🤨 meanwhile Daniel offered to get on his knees and Armand replied with 😶 then do it 😶
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ruporas · 10 months ago
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kiss of the divine
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150en · 3 months ago
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would you ever design anymore snails? i’d love to see lizzie and joel :3
Here, have these weird things that I found on the ground:
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rocketbirdie · 1 month ago
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face value
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14dayswithyou · 4 months ago
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Give Redacted a kiss for me!!!
Do you have any dark/creepy headcanons for Redacted? I’m very curious ^^
✦゜ANSWERED: I know you asked for [REDACTED] specifically, but everything mentioned below could also apply to Ren as well ^^;
cw: mentions of gore, torture, (one line about) cannibalism, NSFW themes, and just general creepy behaviour
I'm sure most people already know about Ren's red room days, but for the newer folks: he used to livestream himself torturing his victims on the dark web. He would also harvest and sell their organs for extra cash.
His red room phase began after a group of upperclassmen started livestreaming themselves bullying people (Angel included) for attention online. If those teens wanted a taste of online fame that badly, Ren would be all too happy to give it to them — especially after he heard all the degrading things they said about Angel during their stream.
Ren has probably sniffed (licked???) Angel's underwear on multiple occasions lmao
He also keeps a bunch of their discarded cups, mugs, bottles, etc. — and on the days when he's feeling especially lonely — Ren likes to put his lips where Angel's would've been and treat it like it's an indirect kiss.
If Angel is fine with it, Ren would be more than willing to carve his name into their skin. He'd have to use an ample amount of his numbing cream though (typically reserved for when he gives himself tattoos and piercings), since he doesn't want them to be in any pain.
Similarly, he'd also be willing to carve their name into his skin as well — as many times as Angel would want. But he already has multiple tattoos of their name on his skin, so.... gksgsjj
I'm sure everyone already knows this, but Ren has an entire shrine dedicated to Angel. He keeps all his sentimental and stolen items there.
Ren genuinely has no empathy for anyone other than Angel, so if they were to ask him to murder his own mother (or his sister, his best friend, etc.) and bring back their heart, he'd do it with a smile on his face.
Because he has no empathy, Ren would probably enjoy watching snuff films like it's any other B-tier horror film. To him, it's just more research material on how he can get rid of his competition.
I've mentioned this in the past, but Ren has jacked off to the thought of Angel while in the library lol
I made a post back in 2022 that mentioned how Ren would willingly offer up any of his body parts to a cannibal!Angel, and I think the point still stands!!
He likes to put Angel's stolen laundry on his body pillow and rut into/hump it 😟
I once mentioned that Ren would slap a barcode sticker on his sledgehammer to make it look less... questionable whenever he carries it around in broad daylight — but alongside that, I think he'd also carry around some tools and an unopened can of paint to make it seem like he's just doing renovations. In reality, he'd probably force his victims to drink paint or gargle nails teehee
Builder AU except Ren mistook a body for plywood??? Why is he hammering so many nails into them?? Why is he feeding it into a wood chipper???
Builder AU except Ren gives Angel a different meaning to getting nailed and railed???????? Jackhammering???????? Getting screwed sideways????? KGJDSGNK It's 2AM I'm losing da plot now T_T I'll shut up
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spookedbees · 2 months ago
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hi oh my god, you’re art style is so cool, and i am so sorry if you don’t do requests but could you draw hylla and reyna? i think their sibling relationship is very under appreciated in the fandom, then again we don’t really see them interact a lot.
Thank you! I love these girlies too so I'm happy to draw them
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the second image was just me trying to figure out hylla's design. i was going for warrior businesswoman vibes
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inkzectz · 1 month ago
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computer benrey x gamer gordon 💙💙💙
yaoi
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KEEP SUCKING HIS FLAT FACE!!!!!!!!!!
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puppetmaster13u · 8 months ago
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Prompt 329
Bruce was admittedly suspicious when Talia requests a meeting, and is admittedly still upset with the entire hiding Damian’s existence from him for literal years. But he also admits that he just… has to take a moment. 
“Run that by me again please?” He had to have misheard, right? Or gotten drugged by something maybe. 
Talia sighs, sounding just as tired as he felt. “Father’s tea supplier has moved to Gotham after an argument, and he wishes to discuss the agreement of him not entering the city- to speak with said vendor.” 
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emrysmoss · 22 days ago
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men in Camelot will see Merlin and be like “is anyone else gonna lay down their life for this guy in the sluttiest way possible?” and not wait for an answer
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notherpuppet · 6 months ago
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Ight so I've gotten a few messages asking if "My Deer Nanny" is QPR and yes it is, that's how I've been writing it.
With the let's dance chapter in particular, it actually started out as fangirl antics of a throwaway "lol what if they kissed" doodle and became "wait--what if i actually write an aroace qpr plotline around that" and then lo and behold, a 60 page chapter was made lol.
sorry if this disappoints the romantics out there (not really tho, i'm used to disappointing allos LOL)
but i hope anyone who enjoys the nanny AU will find the deep, queer, platonic bond they are developing to still be compelling to read :)
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antiadvil · 10 days ago
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phil does the laundry phil cooks spaghetti bolognese phil does the taxes. is there anything dan does
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jakkenpoy · 4 months ago
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*falls to my PATHETIC knees** K-kaku doodle...PLEASE... (It's completely fine if you don't want to or don't have the time! Plus your art is awesome!! <3)
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i did in fact have the time today! finished all my work early and needed a warm-up :)
(also please keep it decent in the comments, if anyone is going to comment)
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