#elm i'll cry

[goodtimesiwthscar]

brutally judge me based off of my top kins in order

[cherried-softie]

gonna have a fucking. panic attack.

[jawdzzzz]

Emotions Legacy Challenge:

Dive deep into the world of feelings with The Sims 4 Emotions Legacy Challenge. In this unique and engaging gameplay, your task is to build a family legacy that explores the vast spectrum of human emotions across generations. Each generation focuses on a different emotion, challenging your Sims in unique and impactful ways that shape their lives and the lives of their descendants. Packs Required: Base Game Expansion Packs - Get To Work, Get Together, City Living, Cats & Dogs, Seasons, Get Famous, Island Living, Discover University, Eco Lifestyle, Snowy Escape, Cottage Living, High School Years, Growing Together, Horse Ranch, For Rent Game Packs - Outdoor Retreat, Spa Day, Vampires, Parenthood, Dream Home Decorater, My Wedding Stories Stuff Packs - Spooky Stuff, , Vintage Glamour, Moschino Stuff, Nifty Knitting, Rules: - Lifespan - Normal - Custom Content & Mods Allowed - No Money Cheats Allowed -You don't have to complete all tasks if you don't want to. Make it your own but it is highly advised you do all the tasks considering this is a challenge and you'll get the most out of it - Each heir including the founder must closely represent their assigned emotion as much as possible including the colors, house, appearance, etc - If you decide to do this challenge please use the #emotionslegacychallenge so i'll be able to see your founder and heirs' stories! - If you're planning on streaming or uploading videos of this challenge please promote me or give me a shoutout - Attributes help get your sim in their emotion or are special interactions you can do to make your sim feel like their emotion ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gens: Gen One Happy: You're the founder of the legacy. You grew up in Pleasantview and you're looking forward to your life as an independant adult! You're a very positive, bubbly and happy person. You never go a day without smiling and laughing. You thrive for having that white picket house on elm street and living a normal happy life! You're seeking fun, a career in your passionate hobbie & settling down having children.

Colours - Green & Yellow Traits - Childish, Cheerful & Art Lover Aspiration - Painter Extraordinaire World - Willow Creek

Complete the Painter Extraordinaire Aspiration

Have the Homey, Natural Light & Sunny Aspect lot traits

Have the Simple Living lot challenge

Perform 20 gigs as an artist freelancer

As an adult quit and join the gardener, education or painter career

Achieve level 10 in the painting & parenting skills

Achieve at least level 5 in cooking & gardening

Live with a roomate for 2 sim weeks

Have a best friend & 3 good friends

Live in a starter home for your young adult life (as an adult till death live in a two story family home worth more than $75,000)

Always have and maintain a healthy garden

Fall in love & marry a homeless sim

Adopt a dog or rescue a stray dog

Volunteer & donate to charities once a week

Have three children, your second child is your gen two heir… Maintain a difficult relationship dynamic with your second born & a close relationship dynamic with your first & third born

Emotion Attributes:

Cheerful Vlog (The More Views Video Station)

Heartfelt Compliment

Brighten Day

Happy Text Another Sim

Cheer up at least 3 different sims from a sad mood

Maintain & have a healthy garden

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Gen Two Sad: You're the second born and get constantly overshadowed by your older and younger siblings. Your parents love the rainbows and sunshine whilst you prefer the cold wet weather and getting your rainboots all wet and soggy. Crying is how you comfort yourself... Oh and music, you love music. Music is your escape from your reality and is what you most relate to Colours - Blue & Black Traits - Gloomy, Music Lover, Cat Lover Aspiration - Musical Genius World - Oasis Springs

Complete the musical genius aspiration

Reach level 10 in piano & violin

Reach level 5 of cross stitching & knitting

Have the Great Acoustics , Cat Friendly & Cat Hangout lot traits

Join the entertainer career (musician branch) reach level 10

Runaway from home as a teenager & move to an empty lot (off the grid)

Live in a trailer/caravan as a teen. Build a tiny home as a young adult when you own $10,000 or more

Rescue a stray cat and bring it home as a teenager

Busk for tips playing piano & violin your whole teen years

Find a penpal, later make them in CAS & fall in love with them

Own at least three cats & be close with all of them

Perform at all talent shows

Have one child only

Emotion Attributes: Sad Vlog (The More Views Video Station) Express Melancholy Thoughts (Private journal) Water Plant with Tears Play with Emotion (Violin) Call Sadness Hotline (Phone) Blog About Feelings (Computer) Give Yourself a Pep Talk (Mirror) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Three Fear:

Your childhood upbringing was difficult, your gen sad parent was always spiraling in sad breakdowns & always being gloomy. You're a paranoid sim, just thinking about the littlest things in life you fear the present & future. Reading books would help distract your mind & sleeping with a night light on helped comfort you from the darkness of the world... You also fear of the monster hiding under your bed. You hope to one day be an inspiring author and protect other sims from the fear of... FEAR. Colours - Purple & Black Traits - Paranoid, Loner, Perfectionst Aspiration - Bestselling Author World - San Myshuno Goals:

Achieve level 10 in writing & logic skills

Complete the writer career Author Branch

Complete the bestselling author aspiration

Have at least 4 fears (you can choose whichever and to overcome whichever fear you want)

Have the Quake Zone lot challenge

Have the Good Schools, Science Lair & On Ley Line lot traits

Have a girlfriend/boyfriend in high school

Move out as a young adult with your high school sweetheart any apartment you can offord

Become pregnant and have twins

Have your high school sweetheart tragically die after 1 sim week of moving in (you choose the death)

After their death, change the lot type to needs tlc

Be a strict parent & set a curfew for your twins

Never fall in love again or go on dates as a young adult. Eventually find someone that opens yourself up to the potential of having another love as an adult (marriage is optional)

Write novel about losing your soulmate & finally let go

Emotion Attributes: As a child experience the monster being under your bed

Always sleep with a night light on

Experience paranormal activity at least once

Hide Under The Covers (bed)

Take a Panicked Poop (toilet)

Scream incoherently at other sims --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Four Anger:

You grew up with only one parent, the one parent you were stuck with was always so paranoid and scared of the littlest of things. You never understood them, if anything just thinking about their choice of living makes you.... ANGRY. You growing up with only one parent makes you angry, your sibling makes you angry, your family home makes you angry, a fly buzzing at your face makes you angry. Anger is all you have, you don't envision yourself being anything without it, you would simply just float away. Working out & being a heavily opinionuated public speaker in debate is how you cope and manage your volcanic erruptions. Colours - Red, Orange & Black Traits - Active, Geek & Hot Headed Aspiration - Bodybuilder World - Evergreen Harbor Goals:

Master the fitness & Research and Debate skill

Complete the body builder aspiration

Achieve level 5 in mischief, charisma & video gaming

Have the Volcanic Activity lot challenge

Have the Bracing Breezes, Mean Vibe & Gnomes lot trait

Create a gym club & gather least once a week

Join the athlete career & get to level 10 in the bodybuilder branch

Join an after school activity in high school

Skip class and get detention at least once

Get into 5 physical fights & win

Go to university and graduate with a degree in Biology

Join the debate guild & win a debate

Juggle two different relationships in university and choose your one true love before graduating

Have 2 children

Emotion Attributes: Provoke Chew Out Insult Face Denounce Friendship Rant and Rave Vent Shout Forbidden Words Belittle Anger (Child and Teens only) Frenzied Kiss (resembles Passionate Kiss) Sarcastic Compliment Attempt To Flirt Belittle Anger

Angry Vlog (The More Views Video Station) Angry paint (easel) Rage-Fueled Run (treadmill) Angry Poop! (toilet) Enraged Reps (workout machine) Kick Down a Trash Can (trash can) Scribble Furiously as a Teen (Private Journal) Blow Off Some Steam (punching bag) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Five Disgust: Low qualiy items Ughhhh.... Insects.... EWWW.... Townies fashion choices AHHHHHHH! You're gen five disgust and always are craving high quality, bougie outfits & compliments. You want to be an icon & live in the biggest, most fanciest & of course cleanist mansion in all of Del Sol Valley. You avoid getting poisoned socially & physically at all costs! You're out to shape shift society and smack down a celebrity plaque of your own with an iron fist Colours - Green, Purple & Brown Traits - Squeamish, Neat, Snob Aspiration - Mansion Baron World - Del Sol Valley

Goals:

Achieve level 10 in the wellness & charisma skill

Complete the mansion baron aspiration

Complete the style influencer career (any branch)

Have the Creepy Crawlies lot challenge

Have the Celebrity Home, Convival & Romantic Aura lot traits

Create at least 3 fashion looks on Trendi as a teen

Own a fashion boutique & get it to 5 stars

Give at least 5 sims a makeover at the styling station

Become best friends with a celebrity & enemies with a celebrity

Become friends with 5 celebrities

Go for a manicure and pedicure at least once a week

Have two or more outfits for each clothing category *

Maintain a healthy lifestyle (eat healthy & exercise)

Have a house of staff (either butler, maid, gardener, chef or all) to maintain your house to perfection so it's neat and tidy

Reach at least 1 million simstagram followers

Become a 5 star celebrity & place your celebrity tile at Starlight Boulevar Love Story (Young Adult): You applied and won to be the next bachelorette

Live in a manor with 7 men, women or a mix of both for 7 sim days

Connect and speak to all 7 sims, go on group dates, speed dates or 1 on 1 inclusive dates

After 7 sim days choose the 3 sims you have the closest relationship with either friendship or romance

Go on vacation with those 3 sims and dedicate 1 day to each of the 3 sims

After the third day make your choice of who you want as your lover

Move in together, get married & have 4 children --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Six Envy: You're heavily inspired by your parents lifestyle, you crave the attention they receive, you crave their hair, you crave their wealth, you crave... Being them... wanting to be them... No wait.... BEING BETTER! You're wanting to be... BETTER! You're jealous & insecure of your parents success and want a lavish lifestlye of your own starting from the ground up. You want a penthouse uptown and to become known for not being the offspring of a celebrity.... But being your own celebrtiy

Colours - Celeste & White Traits - Ambitious, Materialistic, Jealous Aspiration - Fabulously Wealthy World - San Myshuno Goals:

Live in the fashion district as a young adult

After aging to an Adult move to an uptown penthouse

Become a Freelance Fashion Photographer & complete 10 gigs

Hire a professional photographer and do modelling at least once

Join the acting career and reach level 10

Complete the Fabulously Weather Aspiration (without using parents money)

Have the Pricy, Penny Pixies & Natural Light lot traits

Have a close relationship with gen 5 disgust

Master the media production, acting & photography skill

Become a 5-star celebrity & place your celebrity tile in Starlight Boulevard

Become friends with 2 celebrities before becoming a celebrity

Get in a relationship with a celebrity before becoming a celebrity

Have 4 children like your gen disgust parent --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Seven - Embarassed You tried living up to your grandparents and parents reputation and celebrity status but you struggled.... Struggled hard. No matter what you do you always seem to do it wrong or get judged. You're the blacksheep and misfit. You slip up quite a lot so you distance yourself from your immediate families lifestyle and look elsewhere... Or should i say hide elsewhere.

Colours - Pink & Yellow Traits - Clumsy, Socially Awkward, Cringe Aspiration - Master Mixologist World - Brindleton Bay Goals:

Master mixology, pet training and bowling skills

Reach level 5 of handiness & woodworking

Master the Culinary Mixologist Branch

Have a difficult relationship with your gen six Envy & siblings

As a teenager create a bowling club & go bowling with your friends

Have all friends have a cringe or socially awkward sim trait

Adopt or rescue a dog & cat

Have the Homey, Training Ground & Peace and Quiet lot trait

Have the Gremlins lot challenge

Complete at least 5 of these:

Walk into someone having woohoo

Get reject to prom

Have a dance battle

Pee yourself at least once

Sing karaoke poorly once

Get rejected from proposing

Walk into someone whilst they're peeing

Create 5 embarrassed vlogs

Emotion Attributes: Ask for reassurance Self-deprecating joke Share insecurities Have a cry (children and teens only) Laugh at Embarrassment (children, teens and unfeeling sims only.) Activities Hide from everyone (bed) Give yourself a pep talk (mirror) Tell self-deprecating jokes (social interaction) Hide in the trash can (children only) Confess Embarrassing Moments (private journal—children and teens only) Discuss Embarrassing Mood Embarassed Vlog (The More Views Video Station) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Eight Bored (Ennui) You're easily bored... You think life is boring and you're boring. Everything is boring. You succome to boredom and get consumed by boredom. You're always contemplating what to do and before you know it it's 5pm and you haven't done any chores or maintained yourself... Video games take up too much of your time, you're a gamer who has more interest in the games they play rather than their own life the SCI-FI genre has consumed you... Until one day.... You seek adventure like your favorite video gaming characters and crave the impossible!

Colours - Grey, Dark Blue & Black Traits - Lazy, Slob, Glutton Aspiration - Computer Whiz World - Windenburg Goals:

Reach level 10 in programming, video gaming & rocket science skill

Build a rocket and travel to sixam

Complete the computer whiz aspiration

Reach level 10 in the Scientist Career

Have the Filthy lot challenge

Build an underground secret headquarters

Live in a rundown filthy house as a Young Adult (grow a trash plant and have a cowplant as a pet)

Make your house modern as an Adult

Go on vacation at all possible destination worlds you have

Go to all the festivals in San Myshuno

Have a pet raccoon

Marry & have 3 children with an Alien

Have Gen Nine as a science baby

Emotion Attributes: Suggest fun activities Complain about boredom Discuss Bored Mood --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Nine Surprise THERES A PARTY.... WHERE? AT MY HOUSE! YOU'RE ALL INVITED..... WHERE? AT MY HOUSE! Party party party! You love to party. You're a bull of energetic energy. Your parents life was always so boring at first, you don't want a waste a single minute of life... You want to have fun, fun & more fun. You hope to live your life to the fullest and enjoy different elements! Turn up the volume to 100 and lets get cracking! Colours - Yellow & White Traits - Goofball, Dance Machine, Insider Aspiration - Party Animal World - Chestnut Ridge Goals:

Have the Party Place & Clothing Optional lot trait

Sneek out of your family home at least once as a teenager

Throw a teen party (try not to get caught by your parents)

Own a pet horse and become best friends

Master the comedy, dancing & dj mixing skills

Play guitar as a hobbie

Make your earnings by doing comedy at longues or dj mixing at dance clubs for your whole sim life

Get gold in every party event that is visible (not including the wedding party events)

Woohoo at every possible woohoo location

Create a club gathering with your siblings & friends and go clubbing at least twice a week

Have 2 children --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Ten Guilt: Your parents were too busy partying and living their life to the fullest that they unintentionally didn't spend enough time with you. Without learning morals, boundaries, rights & wrongs you decide to make a go of it yourself. You think "why settle for less"... "why only have one thing when you can have both". No matter how many excuses you end up giving yourself though, you can't help but feel guilty.... Colours - Orange & Brown Traits - Kleptomaniac, Hates Children, Noncommittal Aspiration - Serial Romantic World - San Sequoia Goals:

Acheive level 10 in Law Career - Judge Branch

Complete the Serical Romantic Aspiration

Master the mischef, charisma & singing skills

Have the Cursed lot challenge

Purchase the street gallery, make paintings and mark up the price to 300% to scam townies least once

Take a selfie before breaking up with every relationship & display the selfies on the wall

Serenade all your relationships at least once

Live in a rental containing at least 4 units

Steal an item from each unit

Earsdrop, Snoop for Secrets and break into each unit least once

Blackmail a sim at least once

Get married to a sim that lives in the same rental

Have a one time secret affair after getting married

Have 2 children, 1 with your secret affair being a spellcaster --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Eleven - Hate What is there to love? Your parent has destroyed the normal family dynamic. Love at times can entrance but it doesn't stand a chance. It only leaves to heartbreak. Your heart is broken. You were never shown love, except for it to be used and taken away from you. All you have is hatered... Hate for everything and anything. You relate to your sibling with you both being pulled into a dark void, you've both reached the precipice of darkness and have been consumed. If you both couldn't have love than why should others, it's time to destory happy endings together as a dynamic duo.... Did someone say two heirs in one?

Colours - Black, Purple & Red Traits - Mean, Evil, Unflirty Aspiration - Villainous Valentine World - Forgotten Hollow or Glimmerbrook Goals:

Have one Join the criminal & the other the secret agent career

Have the Vampire master Pipe Oragan & Vampire Lore & the Spellcaster master the Medium skill

Have one complete the Villainous Valentine Aspiration & one complete the Public Enemy

Have the On a Dark Ley Line, Registered Vampire Lair & Vampire Nexus lot traits

Have the Cursed lot challenge

Have both sims fail in one relationship each

Breakup with a sim on love day

Convince a sim to breakup with another sim

Have a total of 10 enemies (5 for each)

Have an Atrocious reputation & throw a Lampoon Party

Have one turned into a Vampire & earn the master vampire title and have the other turned into a Spellcaster & earn the Rank 6 - Virtuoso After they both reach their mastered title choose 1 twin to be the center lead

Turn a townie into a Vampire or Spellcaster (depending on which sibling) & move them into your household

Form an Enemies to Lovers relationship with them --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gen Twelve - Love You're the last heir. The last of a family lineage of a variety of different emotions. You're the final straw... The last page of the book. Love is the most powerful thing in the world. You think to yourself "how does someone evil create something so good... unless". You believe in self love and for everyone to have the ability to love and find redemption. You seek to have that classic fairytale and live happily ever after with your soulmate.

Colours - Pink, Red & White Traits - Romantic, Generous, Loyal Aspiration - Soulmate World - Tartosa & Henford-on-Bagley Goals:

Complete the Interior Decorator Career

Master the flower arranging skill

Complete the Soulmate aspiration

Have the Romantic Aura, Child's Play & Great Soil

Have a close relationship with all of your siblings

Have a childhood crush & seperate best friend

Always celebrate love day

Have one pet mate & have a puppy/kitten

Attend the wedding of at least one sibling

Attend the wedding of your childhood best friend

Get engaged to your childhood crush at the romance festival

Throw all wedding party events

Go on a honeymoon with lover

Have 5 Children As an Elder:

Master either cross stiching or knitting

Move to Henfod-on-Bagley and build a Cottage Home

Befriend a wild rabbit & fox

Have chickens, sheep, goat, cow & ilama live on your lot

Grow a money tree

Have at least one grandchild and be close with them

Bond with siblings & rekindle with your gen dark parent

Die peacefully as an elder

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There you have it, Congratulations! You have completed my emotions legacy challenge. I created this legacy challenge all by myself so i hope that this challenge has given you all motivation, satisifcation & enjoyment. This challenge was inspired by inside out which is one of my favorite disney pixar films. Please let me know how you found playing this challenge and give me any feedback you may have for ways i can improve or if there is something i need to fix!

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[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

read more of the good omens book. i am in love with crowley. go away.

I'M DONE WITH THE SECTION WEDNESDAY AND GOD DEAR GOD AND SATAN AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN I AM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH CROWLEY IT HURTS.

This is exactly why I was petrified of the bloody book. It's going to make the brainrot irredeemably deep. Entire bodyrot, in fact. Even Tommy (yes I named my haematoma Tommy, and he's trans, so he's a he/himatoma) will succumb to the rot.

THE LINE: "RIGHT," MUMBLED CROWLEY, SUDDENLY FEELING VERY ALONE. IT IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE. IT HURTS ME EVERY DAY SINCE I FIRST READ IT, WHICH WAS WHEN I GOT THE BOOK LIKE A MONTH AGO. I OPENED IT AT A RANDOM SECTION AND READ THAT AND PROMPTLY SHUT THE BOOK AND PROCEEDED TO CRY. THAT WAS THE MOMENT I BEGAN TO FEAR THE BOOK.

Aziraphale, you silly, silly, adorable little prissy motherfucker. What a bastard.

Sister Mary Loquacious making up her mind to have an orgasm gives a whole new subtext to my thirst for her during the rewatch of episode one.

RIGHT MUMBLED CROWLEY SUDDENLY FEELING VERY ALONE.

OW.

DOG IS THE BEST THE CUTEST EVER. EVEN WHEN HE WAS BIG AND HELLHOUNDY. HIS CONFUSION AT TURNING SMALL BUT THEN IT BEING OVERRIDDEN BY HIS LOVE FOR ADAM. IT JUST. AWWWWW.

Anathema carries a foot-long bread knife with her. Queen shit.

THE FACT THAT THEY GOT SHOT BY PAINTBALLS AND IMMEDIATELY CROWLEY THINKS HE'S DEAD AND STARTS WORRYING ABOUT PAPERWORK. ALL THAT CLUES HIM IN IS THAT THE BLOOD IS YELLOW. AND THEN HE TASTES IT TO CHECK IF IT'S PAINT WTF CROWLEY.

Warlock's birthday party omg. Aziraphale looking at Crowley desperately for help and Crowley pointedly refusing to meet his gaze because he's cringing from second-hand embarrassment and staring out of the window. I read that bit when I got out of the X-ray for Tommy and it made me smile on a very shit day.

Right mumbled Crowley suddenly feeling very alone.

Okay but ngl Crowley was entirely right? He turned the paintball guns to real guns, but the humans continued to shoot each other even after they realised the switch. Not his fault.

Oh Lord, heal this bike. So it was from the book, too.

Aziraphale being like let's get the fuck outta here before the police come coz I'll morally have to assist them with enquiries is so babygirl of him for real. You little bastard, you.

"A CAR BELONGING TO TWO CONSENTING REPAIRMEN" ah yes "THOSE TWO GAY RANDOS IN THE BENTLEY ARE DEFINITELY HAVING SEX"

I love Aziraphale. Crowley makes a man faint from fear and Aziraphale isn't all that pissed because he's salty about the man ruining his expensive shirt. Oh, Aziraphale.

So attracted to War in an awful way. It makes so much sense how attractive in an awful way she is.

Pouring one out for Mr and Mrs Threlfall of 9, The Elms, Paignton.

"Right," mumbled Crowley, suddenly feeling very alone.

Slightly desperate italics is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life but during my inevitable next war with fucking typefaces, I will definitely use. Fuck I had design work to do for my mum. AH WELL, CROWLEY, CROWLEY, CROWLEY.

In response to watch out for that pedestrian, Crowley says It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking! Crowley supports it/its pronouns, pass it on.

Where do you live my dear? Aziraphale oozed. OOZED. OMG.

RIGHT, CROWLEY MUMBLED, SUDDENLY FEELING VERY ALONE.

Everyday, my-homoerotic-tension-and-love-hate-relationship-with-my-copy-of-this-book's a-getting stronger... WHY MUST THAT LINE HURT ME SO MUCH.

[downtownbunnybaby]

JACKASS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Jackass Group x G!N Reader!

4140k

Description: Halloween Activities With the Jackass guys. Fluff. SWF. Johnny Knoxville romance subplot (if you squint..maybe)

WARNINGS: emetophobia, swearing, alcohol consumption, romantic Johnny Knoxville subplot ?

A/N: Part 2 of the little Halloween special from yours truly. let's pretend it isn't November and this fic is super late. Okay, thank you, much love.

It was a week before Halloween, and you and Knoxville were in the van watching Pontius perform his Devil skit, patiently waiting to film your stunts. 

“Any plans for this weekend?” He asks, taking his sunglasses off to get a better look at you. 

“Back home, around this time, my friends and I would rent these cheesy horror movies and spend all right eating sugary snacks and trying to scare each other.” Knoxville smiles fondly at your little anecdote, allowing you to rant about your high school endeavors. 

“How about you come over to my place Friday night? I'll buy some snacks, and you bring your favorite films,” Your eyes widen at his proposition, rapidly noddy, fumbling into another rant about your excitement. 

“Alright, doll, save the excitement for Friday.” He chuckles, watching you blush at the pet name. 

By the time Friday rolls around, you’re simply beaming. You had spent hours inside Blockbuster selecting only the highest quality cheesy horror films for you and Knox to watch. Practically sprinting to his front door, you knock, rocking on your heels and waiting for him to greet you. A few seconds pass before Knox answers and welcomes you into his home. 

“Excited for tonight?” He asks, despite already knowing the answer. Taking your coat, he leads you to the living room. 

“So I was thinking we should start with A Nightmare On Elm Street, then move on t—” You’re interrupted by an assortment of voices. All of your Jackass friends were present in Knox’s living room. 

“Heard you and Knoxville were having a horror marathon,” It was Steveo. “Couldn't let you two have all the fun.” Winking, he takes your bag filled with VHS tapes, forcing you to sit on the couch next to him. You thank Knox for putting this together before being silenced by Chris as he inserts Scream, despite your previous mentions. 

You were halfway through the fourth film, and no proper scare had occurred. The screams of Boo! from Chris and Wee-Man, not doing it for you anymore. Sensing the lack of tradition, Johnny catches your attention, motioning to the rubber snake next to his side of the couch. Bam would be your first victim of the night. He hands you a tape recorder filled with several snake sounds. The two of you had spent weeks retrieving the sounds and would randomly play them around Bam to scare him. Getting up from the couch, you ask the group if they need anything from the kitchen. The lack of responses, especially from Bam, confirms they had no idea what you and Knox had planned. You watch Bam from your position near the light switch. He looked so vulnerable. Huddled near Ryan, his hands subtly shield his eyes from the Gorey scene displayed on the TV. Johnny pulls the snake from his side. Quickly, you shut the lights off and play the recording as Knoxville tells Bam to watch out. 

A high-pitched scream is heard, followed by several gasps and laughs from your friends. Turning on the lights, you were all sent into hysterics. Bam was standing about 10 feet from his original position, and the rubber snake flung across the room. 

“I swear, Y/N, Knoxville, I will kill your faces so hardcore.” Crying with laughter, you and Johnny make your way over to Bam. Like a child, he pushes the both of you away, mumbling about how he wasn't scared. 

The following hours are relatively calm, except for the occasional giggles from you and Knoxville. The rest of the guys try their best to ignore it, knowing the two of you were planning a bigger and better scare than before. Like a circus clown, Johnny pulls several mouse traps from his pocket.

“Get Ehren, and I’ll get Dave.” He whispers, handing you a couple of traps. Dave and Ehren sat below you, Ehren practically using your leg to cover his eyes. The two of you wait for the perfect opportunity to snap them. Counting down with your fingers, you prepare the mouse traps. 1…Johnny Depp is sound asleep on the screen. 2…Freddy Krueger's hand pops up from the bed. 3—The knifed hand pulls Depp into the bed, clasping Dave and Ehren's ears with the traps. The loud SNAP, mixed with the jumpscare of the film, causes everyone to jump and let out a yelp. 

“Knock it off!” Ehren shouts, removing the trap from his stinging red ears. Giggling at the infamous line, you snap his ear again. 

“Why—why would you do that?!” Dave says, confusion and pain clouding his mind. 

Knoxville answers for the both of you, clutching his chest and teetering on the edge of the sofa. “Because it’s fun.” He was right. Of course, this was way more intense than what you did back home, but that’s what you liked about this new tradition. You look over at Johnny, who is already staring at you with a sly smirk. You couldn't wait to tell him about your Winter Holiday traditions. 

—

“Hi! I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is a dumb idea.” Johnny sighed, holding a semi-rotten pumpkin. 

“Man, this is so gross,” Steveo says, gagging at the rotten vegetable. The two men were on the roof of the Jackass offices, waiting for their fellow castmates to walk below them. “I see someone! Drop it.” Johnny peers over the ledge, seeing you, Ryan, and Bam walking idly to the entrance. 

“So you’re going as a cooler version of yourself?” 

“Beats going as a rabbit,” 

“Not a rabbit, a bunny,”

“I’m going to wear a bear hat,” 

“Dunn, Shut u—” Your conversation is promptly interrupted by someone yelling, Happy Halloween, followed by a loud squelching sound as something lands by your feet, barely missing your bodies. 

“Dude! What the hell?!” Ryan gags at the sight of semi-fuzzy pumpkin guts covering his shoes and pants. You see Steveo and Knoxville cackling as they make their way down. You turn to Bam and Ryan, and a malicious smile adorns your face as Steveo and Knoxville head your way. Grabbing a handful of rotten pumpkin guts decorating your brand-new shoes, you throw it at Johnny. 

“Y/N! Stop!” You and Johnny run around the lot like cartoon characters. “These are new shoes, Knox,” Bam and Ryan mimic your actions, chasing Steveo around with the guts as he gags. 

You smile wide into Kosick’s camera, “What a great start to the episode.” 

“Welcome to the first annual Halloween Vomelet eating competition. Johnny stands in front of Dave, wearing a hazmat suit. Dave takes a bite out of a bat-shaped cookie and spits it on a plate, signifying the commencement of the competition. 

“What exactly makes this a Halloween competition?” You ask. 

“The costumes, Y/N,” Johnny replies matter-of-factly, motioning to the cast and crew dressed in terrible costumes. He playfully rolls his eyes before continuing, “Right, moving on, Dave, will you explain what you will be preparing tonight?” 

“Well, I will be preparing a standard Vomelet,” The camera pans to Steveo, who is already gagging at the idea. You and Preston sat next to him, dressed as skeletons, shaking your heads. 

“Why did I volunteer to do this?” You ask into the camera, hands in your face. Preston reaches over, grabs your shoulder, and says, “If you win, you’ll get a sweet trophy,” He points at Bunny,  holding a “gold trophy” shaped like a chef's hat. 

Dave begins his horrific meal, taking bites out of several vegetables and regurgitating them into the egg mix. Johnny, Chris, Wee-Man, and Ehren laugh at your reactions. Steveo looks like he’s in pain, despite just sitting there. Preston is giggling at your face. You’re staring dead ahead, not a single thought or emotion behind your eyes. 

“Now that we have our ingredients mixed up,” Dave pauses, showing the camera the light brown mixture. “We are going to cook it in this skillet,” The smell following the sizzling causes everyone in the room to cover their noses. “See, already smells delicious,” Toothy-grin adorning his spit-covered face, 

“That’s fucking disgusting,”

“Preston, come back,” Johnny tries to coax Preston to return between laughs. “Don’t think about the smell,” With Preston forfeiting, you motion Pontius to join. He grins, happily joining you and Steveo without hesitation. “See, I’m a vegetarian, so this is good,” He says, earning several laughs from the cast and crew. 

Once Dave’s abomination is finished cooking, he carelessly places bits and pieces on the plates in front of you. “Bon appetite!” He exclaims, tossing the spatula in the distance to focus his attention on the three of you. You simply stare at the “meal” in front of you, regretting every decision that led you here. Dave interrupts your thoughts, “Come on, take a bite,” Johnny does the same, edging the plate towards you. You’re incapable of moving a muscle, so Johnny takes the liberty of lending you a hand. Grabbing the fork, he makes train sounds, “Open up Y/N. Here comes the train,” Eliitcing a series of laughs, including your own, he takes the opportunity and shoves the fork in your mouth. By some miracle, you managed to keep the bite down. Everyone cheers as you open your mouth to reveal you DID swallow the abomination that was the vomelet. Dave hands you one of the many Halloween-themed cookies on his side of the table as a reward. 

“Steveo, Bunny, your turn,” You mumble, several cookie crumbs falling from your mouth. The two boys look at each other, nervous smiles turning into full-on grins as they link arms, feeding each other. Knoxville is the first to ask them anything. “So, how is it?” 

“It’s not that bad,” Chris replies, masking his gagging with laughter. He and the camera turn to Steveo, who looks like he might collapse. “O, any tho—” Bunny is promptly interrupted by Steveo spitting the egg dish and vomiting onto the plate.

“Hey!” Dave says, hurt laced in his tone. (You couldn't tell if it was fake or genuine hurt.) “I made that for you.” Chris then does the same, causing you to jump from your chair to not get any bodily fluids on you. Everyone is in hysterics as you gag at Steveo and Chris, covered in their vomit. 

“I should have gone with Preston. That’s fucking disgusting.” You grab the plate of cookies, leaving the mess behind you as you exit the room, but not before receiving your trophy. 

Wee-Man hands you the gold trophy as Johnny emphasizes your victory. “The winner of tonight's competition is Y/N! Who managed to eat one bite of Dave England's vomelet,” You smile, gloating in your victory. “I’ll give you another reward at home if you take another bite.” Johnny loudly whispers, winking at the camera. You gag, rushing to the bathroom. The idea of taking another bite makes you feel nauseous, causing your stomach to rumble. You hear Chris “comfort” Knoxville after you rush out of the room. 

“Rejection is hard, but there’s always next time.” 

“Y/N, I have to say, you make one hell of a bat,” 

“Thank you?” Johnny smiles at your confusion at his odd compliment. He was currently holding you up so you wouldn't fall on your face wearing roller skates. You had no idea why Dave chose you to do this bat skit with him. You were probably the most uncoordinated person in the group, well, second to Knoxville. Although most of it involved the two of you hanging upside down in several spots to scare pedestrians, several scenes involved you skating. Dave skates over, informing you that it’s time to film. 

You and Dave screech, flagging the start of the skit, and skate down an empty sidewalk, but you're quick to stumble and fall on the cement.

“Dave! Go back. Y/N fell again,” The cast laughs as Johnny picks you up and helps you move to the first scary location. 

You can’t help but giggle at your position. Dave shushes you as he hears people approaching. At the count of three, you both screech and spread your arms, showcasing your bat wings. Naturally, the recipients scream in terror, dodging imaginary attacks. The night goes as such, except for a few montage scenes of you and Dave skating while holding hands. 

“Y/N, if you’re going to fall, let go of my hand,” Says Dave, eyeing you worryingly as you stumble to stay upright. 

“I’m not going to fall! Now help me climb the lamppost,” Reluctantly, he helps up the shady-looking pole. You hung upside down for several minutes, waiting for someone to pass, but no one seemed to be in the vicinity. You whisper to the microphone attached to your chest, a link to you and the crew. 

“Guys, I might pass out if someone doesn't come soon,” 

Jeff is the first to respond, “Don’t,” He laughs as you complain about his curtness to Dave. “Unbelievable!” You begin. “I do all this shit for him, and he can’t be bothered to be worried about me. Let me tell y—” Jeff’s voice rings through your ear as he silences you, signaling someone is coming. Once again, at the count of three, you and Dave open your arms, screeching at a young girl below you. However, you miscalculated the distance between you and Dave, so when he spread his arms, he hit you right in the chest. The force of his fist caused you to lose balance and fall right off the lamppost. Luckily, your face protected the rest of your body from injuries. 

“Sorry,” You weakly shout at the woman trying to escape the chaos, but Dimitry follows her, trying to get her to sign the release form. 

Upon impact, Kosick shoves the camera in your face as everyone asks if you're alright. Ignoring their invasive questions, you simply hum the intro of Corona. 

“I think they hit their head too hard,” Kosick says, stifling his laughter as your humming grows louder. Johnny is the first to understand why you’re humming. 

“It’s the outro to the show,” He says, smiling at your odd way of communicating since you had no desire to speak after that brutal slam. “Am I right?” You stop humming, giving him and the camera a weak thumbs up. 

You playfully shove the camera from your face as Johnny helps you up. “Are we good? Because I’m ready to leave,” Subtle laughter erupts as you stumble on the skates, forgetting you had them in the first place. 

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It was Halloween night, and by sheer dumb luck, your unrestrained group got invited to one of the most prestigious Halloween parties of the year. Twenty minutes into the pretentious party, Steveo decided to stir up the reserved environment. Jumping on a rather expensive table, hearing the cheering and validation from his friends, he threw himself into a wall forming a dent. Seeing security coming your way, you all decide to perform for the cameras. Spike and Tremaine knew you would be kicked out and prepared with Kosick and his camera. As the security grabbed two of you at a time, you kicked and flapped your body in hopes of being released. Oh, what a sight it was. Two grown adults in bunny suits (You and Pontius), attempting to climb much taller security. A fairy and skeleton (Dave and Ehren) trying to avoid physical altercations. Two Oompa-Loompas (Preston and Wee-Man) laughed hysterically, taunting the guests. A Bear and an Emo boy (Ryan and Bam) make their bodies limp, attempting to weigh the security down. Lastly, a wild boy and a sailor gloated at the attention they received. 

“Yeah. Dude!” was the last thing the party heard before the security threw you out on the street. Kosick pans the camera towards you and Chris. Tremaine asks, “How are we feeling, bunnies?” 

“Awesome!” Chris replies, showing his signature laugh. You ignore his question, scanning your now black-stained white bunny costume. 

“Son of a bitch! Could he not have tossed me softer?!” 

Based on the smile on all your faces, Tremaine proposes an idea. 

“How about we have a little competition?” You all chime in, curious but intrigued. 

“What kind of competition?” 

“If it involves drinking…I’m winning.” 

“No! I’m winning!” 

Jeff claps his hands, gaining your attention like toddlers. “Whoever gets kicked out of the most parties by the end of the night gets to pick out Danger’s next stunt.” 

“Oh, come on. Why is it always me?!’ 

Making your way up a street somewhere in Hollywood Hills, you all spot a particularly crowded mansion. 

“Ready, boys?” You ask, not waiting for a response as you sprint into the house. You’re in and out in a matter of seconds. When you ran inside, you bumped into the security guarding the entrance, disturbing his otherwise “peaceful” night. Grabbing you by the bunny ears, he tosses you into a nearby bush, ignoring your protests about keeping your suit clean. 

“Asshole! I was planning on getting my deposit back.” Standing up and picking leaves off your suit, you walk toward the group standing in the mansion driveway. Johnny is clutching Jeff’s shoulder, out of breath from laughing. “Y/N, what happened?! You were in there for 3 seconds.” 

“Doesn't matter.” Looking into the camera, you say, “I’m in the lead, and I have a great stunt for Danger Ehren.” 

The next party is by far the most entertaining. This time, the entire group managed to enter the home. Chris began to do his signature party boy dance to random guests and security while you and Steveo body slammed onto tables, taking an obscene amount of alcohol with you. Ryan and Bam pestered security. They asked the most random questions and even started fighting in front of them. 

“So…” Ryan begins. “What did you have for lunch?” The security guard doesn't even acknowledge the dirty blonde. 

“Hey, Ry! Eat this!” Bam side jumps, attempting to kick Ryan in the face, causing both of them to fall. A circle formed around them, and they up their performance for the cameras and guests. Tremaine quickly directs Kosick to record the Westchester boys. Spike pans his camera to the group, asking them about the current events. 

“Well…” Johnny begins, “Dunn is finally kicking Bam’s ass, and—” He’s interrupted by Preston's heavy Missouri accent. 

“Get him, Bam! Son’s of bitches, they got Y/N.” Laughing at the camera, he points at you, a heavy grin on your face. Two security come for Bam and Ryan, one already pushing Pontius out the door. Spike was already outside with Wee-Man, Dave, and Ehren, recording and providing commentary on your less-than-graceful exits. 

Dave provides very National Geographic-Esque comments, “Well, as you can see, a wild bunny—not the lifeguard, is fighting for its life. Struggling to be released from the grasp of a much larger predator.” Wee-Man joins Dave, “Oh! It seems the bunny is growing tired. Ehren, will the prey survive?” 

“No.” He says, giggling as you're thrown on the ground, another black skid mark adorning your white suit. Pontius is next, landing on top of you. You both groan in pain, cursing the security. 

Wee-Man and Dave announce that you two have gained a point, making you in the lead. Unfortunately, that did not last for long. Steveo was on the ground by your feet, shouting, “I’m going back in!” He charges back into the home. Gasps and shouts follow as he emerges into the house. The camera nearly misses as he’s quickly thrown out again, with Bam and Ryan following shortly after. 

“Yeah, dude! That’s two points in one go.” High-fiving an entertained Knoxville, he goes to Kosick and Pontius, pretending to interview him like a sports star. 

You interrupt the “interview,” “Wait! That doesn't count.” Ehren backs you up, not wanting Steveo to pick a stunt for him. “Yeah! Y/N is still in the lead.” The three of you begin bickering, going into technicalities about the silly game Jeff created. 

Johnny grabs your shoulders, slightly running his hands over them, trying to calm you down. The alcohol and adrenaline in your system made you way more competitive.  “Alright, let's have a vote.” Johnny was a victim of your competitiveness, so a vote was the only thing he knew would keep you from launching at Steveo. Jeff asks, “Should Steveo get the extra point for being kicked out twice?” Kosick then goes around recording everyone's responses. You and Ehren were the only ones that voted no, even Spike, Jeff, and Kosick voted yes. 

“Remember, I have the keys to all of your offices,” Pushing the group out of your way, you walk to the next house. 

It was nearing 3:00 AM, You and Steveo tied with 8 points, Chris 7, Bam and Ryan 4, and the rest had between 1 and 3, promptly giving up after you and Steveo surpassed 4 points. 

“One more house!” Chris chanted, gesturing for the group to join him. Softly chanting, the slams you had endured throughout the night finally settled in your body, a wave of pain hitting you as you hiked up the small hill. Luckily, you were behind the group, and no one noticed your slight change in demeanor. Well, except for Knoxville. 

“Everything alright?” He asks softly so the rest of the group wouldn't be inclined to comment. Slurring m’ fine in response, speeding up, you attempt to catch up to Steveo, but the pain, mixed with the alcohol, clouds your cerebrum, causing you to trip over your feet. Knox quickly grabs ahold of you, preventing you from a brutal face slam. 

“Alright, Y/N, I think it’s time for us to go home,” 

“No!” You protest, mumbling about a stunt called The Human Bullseye. Your outburst causes the rest of the group to turn, focusing on the duo behind them. Puzzled looks adorned their faces as they took in Johnny trying to hold you back. By some ungodly given strength, you wiggled your way out of his arms and sprinted towards the house. Halting at the front gate, you shouted at an out-of-breath Steveo, loud enough for the cameras and mics to pick up, “All or nothing?!” He sticks out his hand, a signal of agreement, “All or nothing.” 

Pontius is now the one to take on the animal documentary persona as you and Steveo disappear into the house, followed by Kosick, Tremaine, and Knoxville. “As we’ve just seen, the wild bunny presented the wild brown bear with a proposition,” Giggling, he breaks character for a moment. “Whoever gets kicked out first is deemed the winner of tonight's treacherous battle.” 

Inside, Johnny followed you as you searched for an opportunity to cause chaos near security, not wanting to cause yourself pain for too long. The crowded room and the heat radiating from your fur suit blurred your vision. If it weren't for the stunt you had planned for Danger, you would have given up long ago. Steveo fell into the same routine of falling on tables and throwing himself into walls. Luckily, you drew the camera's attention as you stumbled over your feet and fell head-first into a group of people, knocking their drinks out of their hands. You even managed to bring several of them down with you. Muffled chuckles fill the otherwise silent room after your less-than-graceful tumble. Johnny steps over several figures to help you. However, security beats him to it, picking you up by the underarms like a toddler. Not having sufficient energy to protest, you allow him to scold you as he carries you out of the home, “Alright, kid, go home. The neighborhood is tired of you ruining their parties.” 

Outside, Spike was prepared with the camera, waiting to capture the winner. The sound of Steveo cackling causes him to whip the camera from Dave and Ehren’s playful fist-fight to the front door. To everyone's surprise, Steveo was far behind you as security carefully threw you out. Ehren is the first to speak, letting out a cheer as he runs towards you, “Yeah, Y/N wins!” The other boys join Ryan and Bam lifts you, unbeknownst to your pain, accidentally dropping you on the solid cement. Muttering apologies as Johnny picks you up to go home. 

“Ehren, just put the suit on!” It was Monday now, and Danger Ehren was reluctant to perform the stunt you had come up with, despite winning last weekend's Halloween challenge. 

“No! This suit isn't going to protect me,” He shakes the flimsy nylon in your face, emphasizing his point. Dave is the only other member present and helps you convince Ehren to go through the stunt. It was more of him hitting Ehren until he agreed, but whatever works. 

“I’m Ehren. This is the Human Bullseye.” Throwing a football to his chest, you thank him. 

“Finally! Now let me throw these pomegranates at you.” 

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↳ ❝ What’s your favorite scary movie?❞

╰┈➤ ghostface! scaramouche x reader

genre: angst

tags: blood, killing, murder, graphic details, violence, stalking, scream au

A/n: this is going to be really similar to the opening scene from scream (1996)

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you have always loved horror and slasher films. you were about to watch a horror movie. you walk into your kitchen so you could make some popcorn. you put it on the stove and wait for the kernels to be fully popped and ready for you to eat. you were patiently waiting for the popcorn when the phone rang. "Hello?" you ask. "Hello." an unfamiliar voice says. "Who is this?" the voice asks. "You called me, you might have the wrong number." you speak. "Oh, why don't you talk with me for a while, I'm awfully bored you know?" he coos. "Well alright, it can't be for a while though I'm about to watch a movie." you say. "What movie?" " a scary movie." you say with a giggle. "Do you like scary movies?" the man asks." yeah I do!" " what's your favorite scary movie?" "Probably nightmare on elm street!" you say excitingly. "Ah yeah that one was scary" he says in response. "So, what's your name?" he asks. "Why do you want to know my name?" you retort. "I want to know who I'm looking at." "What?!" you say taken aback. "What? I just want to know who I'm talking to, what did you think I said?" he asks. "Um I'm starting to get scared, that isn't what you said..." you say with horror filling you. "Why are you scared, don't you have a boyfriend to protect you?" he speaks. "How did you know I have a boyfriend?" you say with pure terror in your shaking voice. "I'm hanging up I don't want to talk with you anymore..." you say, and you put the phone down. But before you fully hang up you hear his voice coming from the phone "Don't you fucking dare hang up on me you stupid bitch!" he yells now very angry. "What do you want?!" you say with tears starting to flow down your face. "Why are you crying S/o?" he asks. "Just stop please this isn't funny!" you plea. "You like horror, right? answer 3 questions' right and I'll let you live. how does that sound?" " your fucking psychotic! I called the police they will find you!" you scream. "Oh yeah? I'm shaking!" he mocks. "Question one. What day of the week does the movie Psycho start on?" "Uh....Friday?" you reply. "Good answer! Alright, question two killer in Friday the thirteenth?" he asks. "Jason! its Jason!" You say with hope in your voice. "I'm sorry, but that's wrong..." he says with a fake disappointed tone. "What?" you say as tears are running down your face. "I'm gonna have fun ripping you apart!" he says with a psychotic tone in his voice. the phone disconects and you hear a loud bang. it sounds as if someone just kicked a door down. then all of a sudden you see a black figure wearing a white mask running at you with a knife. you scream as the figure leaps at you. you roll over in time and the figure slides into your glass coffee table shattering it. He gets up quickly as runs at you. he tackles you and his knife grazes your arm as you struggle to fight him off. he's way stronger than you. but you get him off. you run towards the door but its locked. the killer dashes towards you and puts you into a choke hold. he pulls his knife out as stabs you but before he could bring the knife into your chest you kick him away. he tumbles to the ground with a loud thud. you run as fast as you could to the back door. it seems like the killer disappeared. you try to open the door, but it was locked. you tried to open it, but it needed a key. "Fuck!" you help. you feel your arm throbbing from the cut he gave you. you hear rustling behind you. you whip your head around to see what the noise was. you see the killer darting to you. you were to slow, and he pounced on you. He takes his mask off. "Hey babe." your boyfriend says. "What? scara?" you say with betrayal in your eyes. "I think you would look so much prettier covered in your own blood!" he says manically. He plunges the knife in and out of your heart. hearing your screams and your blood splattering on your forehead makes his heartbeat faster.

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Radar Love

summary: when you have some car trouble you run into the hottest mechanic in hawkins w/c: 1,653 warnings: pet name (princess) a/n: i'm sure i'm not alone in my thirst for car mechanic eddie, i also know nothing about cars so i mostly just pulled all of this out of thin air, well i did see a video about the main issue but the rest is just me making whatever i want up bc i can

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(moodboard by me)

It had been your idea to move back home. You’d left after high school and gone to college just how you were supposed to, but it just hadn’t been working out. 

When the earthquakes happened it seemed like the right time to leave. To go home. Figure out what you actually wanted to do. 

So you told your faculty advisor, your tutors, everyone that you needed some time to go back home and help your parents pick up the pieces. As it turned out you weren't the only one who'd thought the same, you'd run into more old friends and classmates around Hawkins now than you'd ever done before. People who had stayed, people who had left and come back for one reason or another. 

It almost felt like Hawkins had some sort of gravitational pull that no matter where you went or what you did Hawkins would always pull you back into its orbit. Like there was something, not natural, going on. It wouldn't be the first time people brought up the strange happenings in town and attributed it to something unnatural. Though people like that were usually seen as nothing more than crackpots and conspiracy theorists, like that guy Murray your dad had told you about who lived outside of town. 

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It was strange being back in Hawkins but also as if you'd never left, you'd expected things to have changed somewhat in the year since you'd been gone but apart from some more stores that had closed downtown apparently threatened by the new mall being built outside of town, new since the company that had owned Starcourt went out of business after the fire (something about asbestos was the rumour) but all the money had since been diverted to “help Hawkins heal”, which seemed to be the bullshir campaign the mayor was running on to try and get re elected. According to your dad however, it wasn’t gonna work.

You'd been lost in thought and almost didn't see the boy who ran out into the street in front of your car, you just about had time to slam on the brakes before you added to the Hawkins Death Toll. What was strange however was that instead of coming to a dead stop your car seemed to want to go left towards the curb.

You could see the boy's mother coming out into the street and chastising her son, obviously she'd turned her back for two seconds and the boy had just forgotten all about basic road safety,

"I am so sorry about him, is your car ok? Did you hit the curb?" the woman asked, "Johnny! Apologise to the lady, you probably scared her half to death!" 

Johnny didn't seem to understand what he'd done wrong and was instead gawking at his mother with large wet tears forming in his eyes, 

"I'm ok, the car probably just needs to go to the shop. It's due for a check up" you told the woman, you had no desire to stick around and wait for Johnny to start crying and screaming. So you bid the woman goodbye and headed off home again. Your car was already full of groceries and you didn't want anything to spoil.

After unloading the car and the groceries you told your Dad about what had happened, 

"That's definitely not good, you really should get that checked out. I'll take a look"

"No you will not" your mum warned, brandishing a spatula as a weapon, "you aren't a mechanic and you don't know half as much about cars as you think you do" 

"I was just gonna take a look" 

"Take it to Randy's on Elm, they'll take a look at it for you" your mum brandished her spatula at your dad again, "if you want something to do then I've got a hundred jobs you could be doing" 

You took your mother's advice and left the house again. Watching as your dad slumped back towards the house, he was a man with a lot of opinions. It was true but those opinions didn't always equate to professional knowledge. 

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You made it to Randy's without incident and pulled your car up into the forecourt, you couldn't see anyone around and thinking maybe they were in the back or on lunch you headed into the office. The door made a ringing noise as you opened it and you could hear someone calling out from behind the counter, 

"Be with ya in just a sec" the male voice called, the voice sounded vaguely familiar and so you wondered if perhaps another old friend was working behind the counter these days. 

When a curly headed man popped up from behind the counter you had to dig your keys into the palm of your hand, Eddie Munson looked different than you remembered but he still had the same effect. He had scars on his face and what looked like a ligature mark around his neck, you remembered hearing about the escaped Serial Killer Henry Creel and what he'd done to the kids who'd been his victims and to Eddie but you hadn't expected Eddie to still be in Hawkins, 

"How can I help you Princess?" he asked with a slow grin, "having car trouble?" 

You swallowed hard and relayed your troubles to Eddie and that you'd been told to come here specifically to get the car checked out,

"Um I don't know what's wrong but I guess it's my brakes?" you said shifting awkwardly from one foot to the other, "i don't know anything about cars" 

"Well don't you worry Princess that's what we're here for. Why don't you leave the car with me for a couple hours and I'll see what I can do" 

You nodded and moved towards the counter to fill in the paperwork Eddie placed on top and handed him your keys. He laughed at the little keychains you'd attached to the main keyring and you felt all the blood rush to your face, 

"Um, should I wait here or?" 

"It'll take me a little while and I wouldn't want you waiting around for me" Eddie told you, "why don't you go home and i'll call you when we're all set" 

You nodded and left the office. How you were going to get home was another question entirely but right now you needed someone to vent your feelings to.

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Twenty minutes later you were sitting in Benny's with your best friend Maria and relaying the whole interaction to her,

"He looks even better than he did in school Maria, how is that fair?" 

Maria who'd known all about your crush on Eddie in High School and had listened to you talk about him for hours just laughed,

"Girl you were in college, didn't you find any nice college boys to get over this crush?" 

"I thought I did but … ugh" you hit your head lightly off the table, "he was wearing coveralls and he had his hair up, I'm only human!" 

Maria just shook her head at you and stole another one of your fries. She knew there was nothing she could say or do in this situation, you just needed to get it out,

"Would it be entirely unethical to just ruin my car if it means he'll be the one fixing it?" you asked from your spot on the table, "like I'm sure I could find something in the library that would tell me which parts i could pull out to make it still run but need looking over" 

Maria opened her mouth but then cut herself off with a grin, she had spotted a familiar mass of curly hair not too far away from where you were currently lamenting,

"I think maybe that's a little extreme babe" she said, "eat your burger, we'll go get your car when we're done. I'll be your emotional support" 

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Maria was true to her word and she drove both of you back to Randy's to pick up your car, or at least to see if it was ready, 

"Well well what have we got here. Miss me that much Princess?" Eddie's voice rang out across the forecourt as he came into view again. His coveralls were tied at his waist and there was what you assumed to be engine oil on his white t-shirt, arms and a smear across his face. You could tell he'd built some more muscle since high school, probably from working in the Garage and his arms were much more toned than you remembered, 

"Is the car ready?" Maria asked, since apparently you had lost the ability to speak,

"Yeah she's ready to go. Why don't you come in the office with me Princess and we'll get this all squared away?" 

You nodded dumbly and followed Eddie into the office, he jumped the counter and fumbled around looking for the right paperwork. You could see Maria outside giving you an encouraging smile and thumbs up, 

"Um, what do I owe you?" you finally found your voice as Eddie turned back around, you'd brought your Dad's credit card with you knowing you wouldn't have enough to pay for this outright,

"How about we call it $150 and a date?" Eddie grinned at you again, "and you promise you won't ruin the poor car just to see little old me?" 

"Oh my god you heard that?" you wanted nothing more but the ground to open up and swallow you whole, "i'm so sorry" 

"What's to be sorry about?" Eddie laughed, "it just gave me the little push the guys said I needed to ask you out. So what do you say?" 

"Absolutely. Yes" 

Eddie made a little fist pumping motion and you couldn't help but laugh. Turns out you wouldn't need to ruin your car for a date with the hot mechanic after all. 

Maybe coming back to Hawkins was the best thing you'd ever done. 

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[judgementdaysunshine]

Love this is one of your Halloween prompts for a Chyna x fem! Reader “I don’t like scary movies”- “I’ll keep you safe” I love you so much

I love you my dear! 😘

Movie night

Pairing: Chyna x Fem reader

Description: You and Chyna have a movie night in honor of the start of October

Chyna smiles at you as you walk back in bringing drinks and snacks for the movie night as dinner finishes cooking. You set dinner on the table talking in between bites and sips of your drinks, the two of you decided since you both had the first night of October off to have a movie night at home with some horror movies but also thrillers in between to still as a spooky atmosphere, "I don't like scary movies baby" she looks at you as the two of you started watching the movie Ginger snaps "I'll keep you safe sweetie don't worry" you giggle as the two of you eat dinner getting through different movies slowly after ginger snaps, the two of you finished dinner while watching Final Destination washing the dishes as the credits played putting them up before starting Urban Legend and the snacks slowly came into play as you started Friday the 13th making sure to chew slowly as you felt each jumpscare or kill come up but you got through feeling your heart slow a bit as I know what you did last summer started laying your head on chyna's shoulders and only tucking close to her side as Candyman started playing feeling your nerves start to wear on you. You managed to keep yourself calm enough not to cry or even fall on the floor but you make sure to keep your hand intertwined with chyna's and yourself tucked in her side as IT played noticing the on edge look on chyna's face remembering that she had a slight fear of clowns both of you holding each other tightly even yelping and screaming a few times feeling relief wash over both of you as the movie ends but they kick back in when Nightmare on elm street starts taking turns going to the bathroom or just walking around the house as the movie plays just trying to make sure that neither of you got too scared since you both were terrified of the movie after one night a few years back when the two of you along with the corporation watched horror movies backstage leading to you locking yourself in the bathroom, chyna hiding behind the couch, Shane running out of the room, Kane punching a hole in the wall, Triple H throwing the tape of the film across the hall, and quite a few different reactions from your friends and other wrestlers backstage who witnessed half of all of the chaos of that late night in October, finally only a few minutes into Sleepaway camp the two of you called it quits and watched comedies which washed away the fear and worry before putting everything away and heading to bed holding each other as you both slowly fall asleep.

[canecorset]

whitelist

Scream, The Witches, Hocus Pocus, Beetlejuice, It, Corpse Bride, Coraline, Gremlins, Goosebumps, Breaking Bad, Fallout, Air Buddies Spinoffs, Pup Star Movies + Puppy Star Christmas, Men In Black, Ghostbusters, Venom, Jumanji, Paddington, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, Vampire Dog, Supernatural, Zootopia, Any Monster High Media except the newer ones, Yo-Kai Watch, Back To The Future, Rick and Morty, Powerpuff Girls, The Matrix, Fight Club, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, The Ring, The Shining, Good Omens, Needy Steamer Overload, Sucker For Love, Class of '09, Any Chilla's Art game, Any Puppet Combo game, Genshin Impact ( i will give any natlan or sumeru character their melanin back ), Honkai Star Rail, Zenless Zone Zero, Pokémon, Kirby, Any Legend of Zelda game, Animal Crossing, Doki Doki Literature Club, Five Nights at Freddy's, Tuck Everlasting, The Outsiders, Lord of the Rings + The Hobbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, MCU, DCU, My Little Pony, Frankenweenie, The Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Alice in Wonderland, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, The Grinch, Phantom of the Opera, Disney ( i do not support the company, it is merely ingrained in my childhood and i enjoy the whimsical stories of old school Disney ), Smile, The Mandela Catalogue, Possibly in Michigan, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hannibal, Vtubers ( no nijisanji ), OCs ( must provide artwork, if it was drawn by someone else, tell me who ), Demon Slayer, Jujustu Kaisen, Bungou Stray Dogs, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Chainsaw Man, Reverse: 1999, Resident Evil, The Last Of Us, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, God of War, Devil May Cry, Detroit: Become Human, Doom, Madoka Magica, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Nier: Automata, Spy x Family, Darling in the Franxx, Panty & Stocking, Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun, Overlord, Wuthering Waves, Dark Souls, Halo, Fundamental Paper Education, Final Fantasy, Vocaloid, A Land Mine Vampire's Overbearing Love, I Wanted to be Hurt by Love, Zom 100, The Case Study of Vanitas, Sanrio, Cherry Crush, Danganrompa, Mean Girls, The Walten Files, If It's Not On This List Or Blacklist, Ask First!

blacklist

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, Boyfriends Webtoon, Dori ( genshin ), Makima and Himeno ( chainsaw man ), Homestuck, South Park, Mori ( bungo stray dogs ), Anything Pedophilic, Incestuous, Abusive, etc. Anything With Toxic or Harmful Intentions ( stalker x victim, etc. )

greylist / restricted

Any non-SFW media but if i'm able to find some content that isn't explicit, i suppose i can edit it. I won't do ship or Hu Tao related content unless we are moots.

DNI

Basic DNI, anti-mspec / "contradictory labels", radqueer, safequeer, aggressive stans, misandrists, deny transandrophobia, "irl yanderes", demonize PDs or believe in narc abuse, etc. TERFs, if you're here to start discourse, ed / sh blogs, femcels and incels, NSFW blogs, nasty people.

prioritize

Transmasc, Transsexual ( masc, male, etc. ), Sappillean, Gaybian, Boygirl, Demigirl, Black Exclusive Labels, Rabbit Hole Miku, Vampire Miku, Ghost, Fairy, Water, Dark, Fighting and Flying Type Miku, Indie Kid, Kidcore, Lovecore, Dark Academia, Weirdcore, Horror, Clowncore, Americana, Morute, Southern Gothic, Biblical Imagery, Vulture Culture, Cybercore, Scenecore, Nonhuman, Otherkin, Otherhearted, Bat Related, Bug Related, Monster Related, Loser Related, Freak Related, Mutt Related, Aro + Ace Related, Anything Cute, Aquatic or Fluffy, Mean Girls, Desaturated Colors, Occult, Cyber Y2K, Hippie / BoHo, Low Poly, Forensics Aesthetic, Feminine Masc, Austism Related, BPD or AVPD Related, 80s Aesthetics, Burlesque Aesthetics, Gender Non-Conforming, Drag, Deadpool, Wolverine, Batman, Moot Requests.

things i'll do

tumblr layouts, character pride icons, mogai flags, aesthetic carekits, dual flag + music suggestion, rentry graphics, dividers, blasian / darkskin edits upon request.

things i won't do

alt system terms, discord or twitter layouts, rentry directory graphics.

[homoquartz]

one of my favorite AUs is high school, not because of the usual reasons but because teenagers are very funny

anyway my point is teenage crowley asking aziraphale if he's seen the nightmare on elm street movies and aziraphale breaking a sweat like "my mom says if i watch an R rated movie, i'll make Jesus cry."

additionally:

aziraphale: he's so cool mom he gave himself an ear piercing

god: i do not want that kid in my house

[captain-kraken]

Manuscript Search Tag

Thank you @outpost51 for the tag! See his post here.

I'll tag @writernopal @sam-glade @kittensartswriting and anyone else who wants to do it :)

Your words are: happy, hope, run, dance, cry

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My words were: question, speed, effort, stress, waste

Question

I rolled my eyes at him, still feeling awkward after the unexpected question. I had never really thought about the possibility of people questioning my friendship with Scavenger and I felt my face grow hot as I remembered Elm’s raised eyebrows at the word ‘assistant’.

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Speed

Without speaking, I fell onto all fours and started running in the direction of the scent trail. I didn’t think about the others and how they’d be unable to keep up with my speed. I was too determined not to let whatever it was get away this time.

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Effort

The group talked amongst themselves, including Scavenger in their conversation but making no effort with me. They tried to hide it, but I could smell their fear of me. A constant reminder of how different they perceived me to be.

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Stress

nothing for stress! (surprisingly lol)

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Waste

I did know why I was feeling like this though, and I hated myself for it. I already knew how this would end and it wouldn’t be with a happily-ever-after. Giving my heart to someone who didn’t have one was a waste. A lesson I should have learned from the last time.

[jadeylovesmarvelxo]

Scaredy Cat

Anonymous asked:

You want seasonally festive ideas? I got you.

Eddie with a Reader who LOVES Halloween and scary stuff but is also scares easily. She and Eddie are gonna have a nice night in with snacks and horror moves, leading up to the events Eddie asking reader if she’s SURE she’s gonna be okay watching a bunch of horror movies with reader reassuring him she’ll be fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Halloween night comes around, Eddie and reader are having their horror movie night and reader’s using snuggling as an excuse to cling to Eddie. Eddie notices but doesn’t say anything bc he doesn’t wanna make her feel stupid. They clean up and get ready for bed. In the dark of night, reader is jumping at every little noise the trailer is making. She feels stupid about being scared over nothing. Eddie accidentally scares her by gently grabbing her hand, which tilts her over the edge and she starts to cry.

Eddie, of course, pulls her into his arms and is reassuring her everything is okay and she’s safe. Nothing is gonna hurt her while she’s with him. Reader calms down and Eddie offers to leave the hallway light on for her and snuggles her to calm down till she can relax and fall asleep.

Warnings; Fluff, anxieties, more fluff. Coulrophobia fear (phobia) of clowns.

Eddie calls the reader kitten so this is why I've called the story Scaredy Cat 💞

I do not give anyone permission to copy or share my work elsewhere.

Likes or reblogs are always appreciated 💞

❤🍁🎃🍁🎃❤

Halloween was approaching so she was planning a movie night with her boyfriend Eddie.

They had fun getting all the snacks, pumpkins to carve and light and cute decorations for the trailer.

She adored Halloween and Scary stuff but had maybe most definitely forgotten to mention that she spooked very easily.

It would be fine though she had Eddie by her side so she needn't worry... right?

Turns out Eddie is very attuned to how she feels and takes her hand with a gentle look on his features.

"Are you sure you will be able to do this sweetheart? I don't want you too frightened or anything by watching all the horror movies kitten" she nods.

"I'll be fine Eddie, I promise". She's going to be fine. Maybe if she keeps telling herself that then it will actually be okay?

🎃🍁

Halloween arrives and it's the perfect cold and cosy night with the wind howling outside and the rain coming down heavy, it batters the windows of the trailer.

She finds it soothing.

Eddie's first movie for them to watch is IT, she's never seen it before and she's curious. It can't be that scary right?

They light some Halloween candles, grab some throws she brought over and cuddle up on the sofa.

Nestled into Eddie she feels like she can handle this until the movie begins to play called IT.

It's about Canabilistic, evil clown personifying fear haunting a town called Derry every twenty-seven years killing kids then another twenty-seven years later after IT was supposedly defeated IT comes back for revenge on the kids (now adults) who defeated him.

Shit, now this fucker was scary. She shivers a little but wants to be brave and continues to watch the movie.

"You okay princess?" she nods and watches the movie her heart racing and snuggles deeper into Eddie's arms, he holds her tight to him and strokes her hair.

If he's noticed that her heart is racing then he doesn't mention it.

When the film is over and she's happy she got through it ( though she's sure that clown is going to haunt her dreams tonight) Eddie suggests a film she does like.

Halloween.

This film she breezes through and spends the time giggling at Eddie's impressions. She still hates the part where the dog gets killed though.

Then to end the night it's the A Nightmare on Elm Street movie and she's getting a little sleepy now as is Eddie but that clown is still freaking her out.

As the night ends they clean up the place and get ready for bed. She's a little jumpy and any unexplained noise is unnerving her.

It's a lot darker now and she hates that she's so freaked over a movie, she feels really silly that it got to her so much.

"Princess". Eddie grabs her hand and she shrieks and jumps, her heart goes a mile a minute and she feels the tears come now as she cries.

"Hey, hey". Eddie pulls her into his arms and she nuzzles her head into his chest shaking a little.

"What is it, princess? Was it the movies kitten?". She feels a bit embarrassed but she knows that Eddie would never laugh or make fun of her so she tells him.

"I love Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm Street but that movie with the clown...IT freaked me out" his gaze softens and he kisses her forehead.

"You're okay baby, you're safe. You're safe with me. I love you so much. Nothing will happen to you with me around. I'll always keep you safe". She smiles and peers up at him.

"You don't think I'm silly?" he shakes his head.

"Hell no. You want me to leave the hallway light on for you princess? Just until we fall asleep?" she nods grateful and kisses him.

"I love you, Eddie" he presses a tender kiss to her hair.

"I love you too sweetheart, just relax okay kitten? I've got you". He guides her into bed and then turns the light on, then snuggles in the bed beside her, gently taking her hands and kissing them, then her lips.

Then he cuddles up beside her, spooning her, His hand makes soothing motions on her back and he presses kisses along her hair, she feels so sleepy now and as Eddie begins to snore she finds herself falling into a deep sleep.

🌙🎃

[riding-palominos-every-day]

Elmer crying in the bathroom room at night so no one hears him. That is until finch gets up and walks in immediately looking upset. "Hey who I need to soak huh?"

"Its fine," Elmer tries to wave him off.

"This ain't fine. Tell me who the fuck hurt you bad enough that ya crying."

Elmer looked ashamed. "Its.. I'm not a baby," he protested as if thst was on finchs mind.

""Elm tell me what's up or im getting Jojo and race."

"No!" Elmer said, panicked.

"Hm.... it one of them?"

"No. It's stupid finch I'll be fine."

"That aint what I asked. Damn you're stubborn when you wanna be. Come on Elm I wanna help... please?"

"You can help by leaving me alone."

Finch was a little lost as to what to do. Elmer was a happy kid, and even when he was in a bad mood it was usually easy enough to cheer him up. He never usually clammed up like this, refusing to talk at all. "Elmer.. nobody who says they're fine is actually fine. Nobody who's 'fine' sits in the bathroom cryin' in the middle of the night. I'm worried about you."

Elmer gaze shot up from the floor to Finch. For a twelve year old, he could look pretty fierce when he wanted to.

"Y'don't need to worry 'bout me." He muttered coldly, "Run along now. You're pretty good at that."

Elmer's words felt like a slap in the face, but he didn't let it show. The younger boy was lashing out because he was upset. That wasn't an excuse to be cruel, though.

"We ain't talking about me, Elm. We're talkin' about you. D'you have another bad sellin' day or somethin'-?"

"No!"

Finch couldn't ignore how rushed Elmer's response was. "If you won't talk to me, and you don't want me to get JoJo or Race, then I'm gettin' Jack. You've been off for days now, I ain't the only one who's noticed."

Elmer stood up, cheeks flushed and fists clenched. For a moment, Finch was scared he was going to hit him- but Elmer simply walked past him.

"I don't wanna talk, Finch. I can handle this myself."

[phoenixwatchesmovies]

What I'm Watching 2023: February

And here we go... I hit the image limit this month! 😅

The Neverending Story

This movie traumatized me back when Disney Channel would play it every other weekend, and it continues to do so. It was good to come back to it after too many years.

Vertical Limit

I'm actually surprised I could find gifs for this, tbh, as I didn't think anyone remembered this movie. I liveblogged this one, with some commentary and observations. It was fun.

The Mountain Between Us

Different enough from the book to keep it feeling fresh, though it felt like something was missing. Don't get me wrong, it's good, it's just that so much of the book was internal, and that doesn't translate well to screen.

Along Came Polly

Another rewatch. Nice to know this one still makes me laugh.

Wolf Creek

Hoo boy, this was something else. It owes a lot to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and it was most certainly made in the mid 2000's, right at the start of the torture porn era of horror. Not to say it's terribly gory, just that it's graphic and very, VERY mean-spirited. A tough watch, but I'd watch it again before, say, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Scream 2

A near perfect sequel, if you ask me. I'm planning on ranting about the franchise in general once I'm finished with it, so that's all I'm saying for now.

The Lost Boys

Yep, rewatch. At this point, it doesn't take much before I'm waxing poetic about allegories and how this is a tragedy in disguise as a coming of age story, and I'm probably going to have a look at the sequels, so expect more about this later.

Evil Dead (2013)

HOLY FORKING SHIRT BALLS, THIS IS AWESOME. At first, I wasn't too sure I wanted to give this a shot, since remakes generally suck and I wasn't too keen on the level of gore I'd heard about. Thank the Dead Meat channel on YouTube for finally talking me into this, because this was one of the most fun viewing experiences I've had in a hot minute. Again, expect a franchise rant!

Scream 3

Can't poor Sidney catch a break?

The Princess Bride

Everybody knows this movie, and if they don't, they should. This is the greatest movie ever made, and I will hear no arguments to the contrary.

It (2017)

HELL FUCKIN YEAH, I ACTUALLY WATCHED IT, AND I'M STILL MAD ABOUT HOW MUCH I LIKED IT! AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN SOMETIME!

Scream 4

What am I going to do with myself when I'm caught up with this franchise?

The Black Phone

Second time around, and I made Sis watch with me. (This would actually make a really good double feature with It Chapter One, tbh...) Solid all around, and I've enjoyed Scott Derrickson's work before, but Finney and Gwen are easily the strongest elements of the movie. I'd take bullets for these kids.

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

By happy accident, I finally stumbled across the extended version! Which means I got a whole extra hour to cry about everything!

The Evil Dead

I'll save most of my thoughts for a franchise rant, but I'm fairly certain this one is somewhere on my top ten horror list.

And because I can't help myself, our rewatch rewatches this month are:

Labyrinth

The Shining

A Nightmare On Elm Street

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Now, maybe I'll get around to The Last Of Us sometime in March...

[pink-chevalier]

nightmare on elm street, halloween, dracula, train to busan, the shining

nightmare on elm street: do you have bad dreams? what's your worst nightmare?

Sometimes. I don't really have bad dreams anymore, and I'm grateful for it, but now I feel like I jinxed myself. It sounds stupid, but I was just getting ready for the day. I remember waking up, getting out of bed, and my first dog was alive, so I made sure she had breakfast and fresh water. Then I went to the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. I finished and closed the medicine cabinet; someone was standing right behind me. The person just standing there and smiling at me like a psycho, and I started crying. It's sad when I think about it because I knew I was fucked and didn't even try. Another one was I got out of bed but as soon as my foot touched the floor I was getting dragged under my bed kicking and screaming. I know I have more but now I gotta think about them.

halloween: how would you deal with a home invasion? could you defend yourself?

I don't have a plan but to hide and then if I'm found I'm going down fighting. I'll probably pick up some stupid shit to defend myself too if it was like last minute or something.

dracula: if you were a supernatural being, what would be your weakness?

Sweets. I would be dead in like five minutes.

train to busan: thoughts on public transport? how do you usually get about?

Shit got really bad in New York recently when it comes to public transport. I had to stop taking it because it's horrible people getting beaten up and killed. I used to be okay with it. I never had an opinion about it, but now I'm scared and worried about other people.

the shining: how's your concentration? do you put your self into projects?

It's okay I guess? I just sometimes get bored of something and try to rush it our delay it because I'm rewriting something like eighty times. I do put a lot of effort into my stuff.

[onebloodsoakedlion]

DISCLAIMER: This is a FAKE post that I made using Inspect Element. You will not find this on r/traumatizeThemBack. Also, u/GoldenFlame1999 is just a name I made up and if that's an actual user, please don't annoy them with this fake post.

This is about my Poképasta Lost and Stolen, so if you haven't read that, you may not understand. Gold is OP, Crystal is basically his sister and the edgy kid is... just some edgy nihilist that I made up on the spot.

Alt text under the cut:

Title: You insist on talking to me about death? I'll tell you about death!

Flair: [matched energy]

Body Text:

I just found this subreddit thanks to a friend of mine and I figured that this seems like the best place to share something that happened to me when I was 12 years old.

Prof. Elm had taken my sister and I to Sinnoh so we could catch some Pokémon for the National Dex. Not only did that mean new places to explore, but we weren't as well-known there - it would be nice to have a break from all the fame that came with beating the Indigo League.

As I had hoped, most of the people there were pretty chill. They weren't all over us like a pack of excited Growlithes. And the few that did know us didn't make a huge fuss about it.

But there just had to be this one person getting on my nerves. Some stupid edgy teenager with a team of spooky edgy Dark-Types challenged me to a battle. I wiped the floor with his Pokémon and got the prize money, so that should've been the end of it. But no, he asked me to hang around because he wanted to tell me something reeeeeeeeaaaaaaally important. Me: Sure, what is it? Him: Did you know that death is inevitable? Yeah, that's right - you're going to die. And eventually, every single achievement, no matter how noteworthy, will be forgotten. Me: Yeah, that's great, but can you please leave me alone?

But this bastard just does not stop and as I try to just walk away, he grabs me by the arm and pulls be back towads him. He tells me that he hasn't finished speaking and that he has so much more to tell me about the inevitability of death and the futility of my actions and that I should quit "chasing fame" because it will never be worth it in the end.

As you probably know, I'm actually no stranger to death. I am one of the victims of the Kanto-Johto Remake Incident, which had only been resolved mere months before the trip to Sinnoh happened. what happened to me during the incident was fresh on my mind and with some of the perpetrators still out there with the intention of killing me, I was on edge.

So I told this fuckass kid that I had something to say, too: "Did you know that when you die, you just go straight to Hell. There, a bunch of demonic Unown slowly tear your limbs off, drain the colour from your body and clothes, then leave you in a black void with nothing to do but relive twisted, nightmarish versions of your own memories. Wanna know how I know? Because I'm Pokémon Trainer Gold, one of the victims of the Kanto-Johto Remake Incident."

This boy goes completely pale and clammy and he backs off slowly, clutching his Gengar's Pokéball in his trembling hands, muttering something along the lines of "Gods, I forgot about that incident..." before curling into a ball and crying. Man it felt satisfying to see that brat get a taste of the trauma that he insisted on making me relive.