#elio lestrange

[kvisti]

Art dump

Here, have an art dump of stuff that I've made after being basically dead here for a while🤲🏻

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OCs in order: Leo, Jeremy, Elio & Archie

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⚠️SOME CENSORED ART PIECES RELATED MILD DRUG RELATED IMAGERY WARNING WITH BLOOD BELOW⚠️

[manyfandomocs]

New OC Introductions

Okay. So. I have indeed fallen into the Harry Potter OC hole I thought I escaped (Harry Potter was the first fandom I was ever in and even though I haven't engaged in a long time, my friends ocs are getting me back into the oc side of it) so!! Here are my new ocs (also shoutout to @randomestfandoms-ocs for helping me choose if Elio was a Malfoy or not)

Marauders Era

Matilda Griffiths (Rachel Zegler FC), James Potter ship. This is the plot bunny I answered here that is also partly to blame for this. Half-blood, Ravenclaw, Remus' best friend since childhood. Thinks the other Mauraders are annoying and not worthy of being friends with Remus but does think James is cute. She's very angry about that and will not admit it to anyone.

Kieran Quill (Taylor Zakhar Perez FC), Sirius Black ship. Muggleborn, Gryffindor, honestly thinks he's kinda a Big Deal for no reason other than hot boy arrogance so him and Sirius have fun little flirting battles. But he's really good friends with Marlene McKinnon who is honestly just over hearing about Sirius

Golden Trio Era

Elio Malfoy (Tom Blyth FC), Luna Lovegood ship. Pureblood, Gryffindor, twin brother of Draco so him not being a Slytherin was an issue for him and his family but he does slowly get over it. Gets over his prejudices because hey not being surrounded by the Malfoy's helps a lot, who knew. Ron lowkey becomes one of his best friends I'm happy for them

Catherine Ainsworth (Madelaine Petsch FC), Cedric Diggory ship. Half-blood, Slytherin. Raised by her single muggle father, she had no clue she was a witch until the letter arrived, and evidently her father had no clue her mother was a witch until then either. Does not care for some of the Slytherin bullshit but also is still incredibly proud of her house, dates around a bit

Johanna Barnes (Josephine Langford FC), Ron Weasley ship. Half-blood, Hufflepuff. Has been pining for Ron since they met but swears she will never tell him. Becomes really close to the Golden Trio but also Neville is her favorite person ever, loves Astronomy and parties

Cadmus Lestrange (Casey Cott FC), George Weasley ship. Pureblood, Slytherin. Son of Rabastan Lestrange, has never really cared about what his family says but pretends he does and really seems like the picture perfect pureblood Slytherin son. Knows once he's old enough he's going to defect from the family, just wants to wait until he has a set plan (the war obviously detracts him from this plan and he is mad about it)

[a-constant-gay-panic]

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! REQUESTS ARE CLOSED !

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My masterlist!

Genres I'll write:

fluff

angst

smut

I can and will ignore/not write something (even if it is one of the genres listed above) if I see fit. this could be due to me not feeling comfortable writing about it, finding it offensive/insensitive etc. if that is the case, please just accept the fact and move on.

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Type of fics I'll write:

one shots

drabbles

imagines

song!fics

multi chapter fics 

AUs

dark!fics

Not sure if I'm missing anything.

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Who I'll write for:

HP

— Golden trio era —

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ginny Weasley

George Weasley

Fred Weasley

Luna Lovegood

Cedric Diggory

Pansy Parkinson

Draco Malfoy (depending on the request)

— Marauders era —

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Regulus Black

Lily Evans

Peter Pettigrew

— General/non specific era —

Bellatrix Black/Lestrange

Tom Riddle

Narcissa Black/Malfoy 

IT 

— Losers Club —

Beverly Marsh

Bill Denbrough

Richie Tozier

Stanley Uris

Mike Hanlan

Eddie Kaspbrak

Ben Hanscom

— Bowers Gang —

Henry Bowers

Victor Criss 

Patrick Hockstetter

Reginald (Belch) Huggins 

STRANGER THINGS

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

001 / Henry Creel

Max Mayfield

Robin Buckley

Billy Hargrove

Will Byers

OTHER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS 

Peter Parker (tasm & mcu)

Wanda and Pietro Maximoff (mcu)

Elio Perlman (cmbyn)

Hal (The king)

Rue Bennett (Euphoria)

Rodrick Heffley (diary of a wimpy kid)

CELEBRITIES

Either because I write for their fictional character/s or because I just feel like it: 

Jenna Ortega 

Sadie Sink

Sophia Lillis 

Timothée Chalamet 

Finn Wolfhard 

Zendaya 

Other than that, it all depends on said celebrity. If they’re not on the list, ask and I’ll get back to you.

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Types of Readers I’ll write for:

In regards to fluff, smut and angst:

fem!reader

gn!reader

male!reader (however I'm not the most experienced in this)

plus sized!reader

In regards to smut, specifically, I will write sub!reader but primarily dom!reader as I have more experience with this.

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What I will not write about:

Sexual harassment/abuse

Self Harm

ED's

Con-noncon / noncon

Illegal age gaps (a minor and an adult together)

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Things to include when making a request:

who you want to be in it

what kind of fic you want

any specific reader you had in mind

a basic idea / summary of what you want it to be about

any prompts from my prompt list (optional)

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That’s all from my side, love ya <3

[perfectdisastcr]

💗 i would like a list of all 3 million potential pairings please 🙈

my god, i would love to take the time out of my day to give that to you, and just know that we can ship literally anybody and everybody because that’s all we ever do in the first place and you know how much i love doing that with you too. my favorite writing partner everybody, bre is hands down the best partner in the whole world, and i’m lucky enough to be able to have her at all. she’s mine and i’m never going to let her go because i love her so much! she’s literally the best thing to ever happen to me and i know i wouldn’t be here through the shitty times and all without her! everybody better go follow her right now and send her all the love i swear to god, because she’s the only person on this hell site that shows me the attention that i deserve! also that list of potential pairings is below the cut, and don’t say i didn’t warn you. 👀

send 💗 if you’re open to the possibility of a romantic ship eventually happening between our muses

all these characters are up for shipping with all your characters:

alex gardiner (paul rudd) alexander hamilton (lin-manuel miranda) alex mullner (brant daughterty) alice liddell (madelyn cline) alisha khara (jameela jamil) annie abel (luna blaise/anya chalotra) antonia moreno (victoria justice) apollonia levine (anastasia karanikolaou) arthur pendragon (niall horan) ashley spinelli (ursula corbero) aspen rhodes (sofia black-d'elia) astrid porter (karlie kloss) audrey ramirez (selena gomez) august khalil (rami malek) axel turner (charlie weber/skeet ulrich) aziz hassan (riz ahmed) bailee rose (jenny boyd) bambi prince (lachlan watson) barbie roberts (kate upton) barley lightfoot (michael clifford) beatriz velasco (camila cabello/diane guerrero)  beau hester (froy gutierrez) beck collins (joe keery) bellatrix lestrange (carmela zumbado) belle dubois (margaret qualley) belle summers (candice king) berliouz bonfamille (alex fitzalan) bernard davenport (gavin leatherwood) billie groves (kiana lede/emmy raver-lampman) billy hargrove (dacre montgomery) bindi culver (meg donnelly/rachel mcadams) bo-peep ‘bo’ patterson (amanda seyfried) brady gardiner (nathaniel buzolic) brielle stewart (alexandra daddario) bronwyn pierson (madelaine petsch) buzz lightyear (paul mescal/chris pine) calliope jung (phillipa soo) camille aguilar (jeanine mason) carl fredricksen (tye sheridan) celeste quintana (rosalia/maite perroni) chandler armstrong (iwan rheon) cinderella tremaine (lily james) clementine ahn (jamie chung) cliff egan (stephen amell) colleen lowell (jodie comer) connor catrell (thomas doherty) copper slade (nick jonas) cordelia goodwin (ryan destiny/candice patton) coriander thompson (dacre montgomery/chris evans) cornelius robinson (simon baker) cruella de vil (melanie martinez) cyrus quinney (owen joyner) daisy vaughn (isabella gomez/aimee carrero) dakota atkins (amber midthunder) dale monks (keiynan lonsdale) dalton davis (harris dickinson) daniela ‘dani’ costello (becky g/eva longoria) dash parr (jaden smith) delilah diaz (camila cabello/diane guerrero) delphine washington (antonia thomas) delta montgomery (manu gavassi) denver koch (thomas elms) devon montgomery (iain de caestecker) diego hargreeves (david castaneda) dorcas meadowes (ariela barer) dory blau (julia louise-dreyfus) duke blaise (ashley graham & matthew daddario — reincarnated)  duncan traeger (zac efron) edmund whittaker (richard madden) edwin orwell (nicholas galitzine) elena flores (jenna ortega) eleonora moretti (benedetta gargari) eleven (millie bobby brown) elio montgomery (noah schnapp/brendon urie) elisabeth ‘elsa’ andersson (candice king) elliott murdoch (kj apa) eloise thompson (taylor hill/zoey deutch) elwood leith (sam claflin) emerson wheaton (beau mirchoff) emily sondheim (eve fraser) emmy silverstein (nat wolff/michiel huisman) ericka ‘ricki’ santos (danna paola) esmeralda guybertaut (priyanka chopra) everest sorenson (adam driver) ezekiel ‘zeke’ bauer (neels visser) fa mulan (awkwafina) felix dawson (lukas gage) ferris rockwell (joshua bassett) five hargreeves (aidan gallagher/rob raco/john mulaney) florence prata (barbie ferreira) flynn rider (jacob elordi/steven r mcqueen) frank castle (jon bernthal) gabrielle dupres (louriza tronco) genevieve rizzo (troian bellisario) gill moorish (harrison ford) godwin vivar (diego boneta) grainger anslow (justin hartley) grant wesley (keanu reeves) griffin price (liam hemsworth) guinevere ‘gwen’ flores (ester exposito/ana de armas) gulliver kennedy (robert sheehan) gunner mccoy (miles heizer) halston krogen (nick robinson) hamish duke (thomas elms) harper graves (sydney sweeney) harry potter (alberto rosende) harvey wolff (joaquin phoenix) hawke bradbury (brenton thwaites) helen parr (megan thee stallion/kerry washington) hendrix palmer (mark fischbach) henley howell (dylan everett/paul wesley) henrik nilsen (herman tommeraas/chris evans) hercules sabri (aubrey joseph) hermione granger (quintessa swindell) holden krogen (jack falahee) holly la stella (olivia holt) honey lemon (irene ferreiro) hudson reid (jaeden lieberher/paul mescal/james mcavoy) irving reid (matty healy) isobel evans (lily cowles) jacoba ‘cobi’ abernathy (geraldine viswanathan) jake bennett (joe jonas) jake breckenridge (landon liboiron) james potter (noah centineo) james ‘sully’ sullivan (hozier) jane porter (zoe sugg) jasmine agrabah (naomi scott) jessica jones (krysten ritter) jim hopper (david harbour) johanna ‘jo’ gardiner (carlson young) josefine olive (lili reinhart/maika monroe) joseph ‘joey’ carnegie (chris o'dowd) juliette russo (camila mendes) juno nicks (gideon adlon/linda cardellini) justin miller (michael b. jordan) keaton green (charlie plummer/austin butler/alexander skarsgard) keifer fry (nathan parsons) kennedy sutherland (florence pugh) khalid farid (mena massoud) kiernan jost (jack barakat) kiki penn (natalie alyn lind)  kim possible (karen gillan) kit dempsey (aaron taylor-johnson/michael sheen) kristoff bjorgman (ben hardy) kuzco inca (tommy martinez) lady alvarez (camila cabello/diane guerrero) lake montgomery (jace norman/casey deidrick/jeff goldblum) lazarus (sean teale/tom ellis) lennox wells (billie piper) leonardo ‘leo’ light (armie hammer) levi wesley (gerard butler) liam wheaton (lucas lynngaard tonnesen/dominic sherwood) lilac montgomery (sophia lillis/deborah ann woll) lila pitts (ritu arya) lilo pelekai (courtney eaton) lola carver (carla gugino) macy merritt (kylie jenner) madeline hawkins (rowan blanchard/kaylee bryant) madison bloomfield (gwyneth paltrow) maggie wheaton (virginia gardner) maria deluca (heather hemmens) mariana de la cruz (victoria justice/salma hayek) marianne darden (elizabeth olsen) marisol torres (alexa demie/salma hayek) marlene phan (brianne tju) matilda franks (brooke markham) matthew murdock (charlie cox) max tian (chloe bennet) mckenzie whitman (danielle rose russell) megara creon (ashley moore) melanie carter (brenna d'amico/zooey deschanel) melody burns-newman (camren bicondova) mercutio bellini (giancarlo commare) merida dunbroch (bree kish) michael ‘goob’ yagoobian (dylan o’brien/andrew scott) mickey hader (shawn mendes) miguel rivera (diego tinoco) mike wheeler (finn wolfhard) mildred ‘millie’ brantwood (stella maeve) milo martinez (itzan escamilla/tyler posey) milo thatch (jason ralph) minerva ‘minnie’ winslett (jenna coleman) mischa locklear (jenny slate) moana motunui (auli'i cravalho) molly wheaton (saoirse monica jackson/kristen bell/kristin chenoweth) monet bugg (annie murphy) mordecai ‘cai’ baird (joseph morgan) murray bauman (brett gelman) nadja (natasia demetriou) naomi phillips (hunter king) natalie fuller (krysten ritter) nate gardiner (tom holland/thomas hayes/joe keery/adam scott) nemo fisher (nick robinson) nick novak (jon bernthal) nick wilde (jake johnson) nina baxter (laura harrier) nolan van ness (louis hynes/benjamin wadsworth) nymphadora tonks (kennedy walsh) odessa barnes (inanna sarkis) osbourne russo (oliver jackson-cohen) otis richardson (finn jones) owen monroe (zachary levi) paloma katz (brittany o'grady) paxton gardiner (douglas booth) pearl turner (maia mitchell/aubrey plaza) penny proud (sarah jeffery) perdita ryan (alisha boe/zoe kravitz) perrie wheaton (ariela barer/jessica alba) peter pan (rudy pankow) peter pettigrew (alex lawther) phil mcdermot (leo howard/dylan o’brien) phineas flynn-fletcher (michael provost) piper donahue (millie bobby brown/katherine langford/felicity jones) pippa mei (amy okuda) pollux isola (camila mendes) portia sadler (hayden panettiere) prairie gallagher (lucy boynton) quaid ‘q’ wright (jake gylenhaal) quinton saunders (jamie dornan) rain montgomery (nick jonas) ramona montgomery-wallis (lana condor/ashley park) reed knightley (arthur darvill) reign fentworth (madison bailey/vanessa morgan) reno thames (joshua bassett) richie tozier (finn wolfhard/bill hader) river montgomery (jack griffo/tyler blackburn) robin buckley (maya hawke) roger holtz (ben platt) roger radcliffe (aaron tveit) romy reyes (carmela zumbado) ronald ‘mac’ mcdonald (rob mcelhenney) roosevelt banks (spence moore II) rowan burke (andy biersack) roxanne sutton (lady gaga) rush mccoy (cody fern) russell montgomery (ian harding/hugh jackman) russell montgomery II (jack dylan grazer/timothee chalamet/adam brody) sable rosales (catherine bascoy) saint fentworth (reece king) sally finklestein (marina ruy barbosa) salvador ‘sal’ mendoza (jorge blanco) samson gardiner (cole sprouse) sandy diamandis (christina hendricks) sawyer bell (penn badgley) seamus kennedy (aria shanghasemi/michael sheen) seb seif (zeeko zaki) selena hada (camila cabello/diane guerrero) severus snape (rob raco) shawn taggart (ben barnes) shay strauss (chris wood) shia zoheir (rami malek) shiloh young (devery jacobs) shiri madani (inbar lavi) simba king (john boyega) sloane shapiro (diana silvers/linda cardellini) sofia ramirez (camila cabello/camila mendes/morena baccarin/fluvia lacerda) stefani vidal (louriza tronco) stella romero (adria arjona) steve harrington (joe keery) stevie wagner (anne hathaway/jennifer garner) sutton reiser (katherine langford/kat dennings) tandy hawthorne (giorgia whigham) tanner cohen (ross lynch) tarrant ‘mad hatter’ hightopp (hale appleman) tarryn fischer (giorgia whigham/perry mattfeld) tatum barton (ben schwartz) teddy flood (james marsden) tex navarro (bad bunny) thad abraham (dylan sprouse/chris evans) the handler (kate walsh) thomas gardiner (felix mallard/paul rudd) tierney kennedy (maisie williams) timothy ‘tigger’ trigger (jeremy allen white) tinker bell (sabrina carpenter) tj lieberman (armie hammer) tommy burns (will poulter) topher larkin (alexander hogh andersen) trey turner (jonathan daviss) ursula celia (normani/lizzo) vaughn abel (max greenfield) veronica lodge (camila mendes) vidia viento (emma dumont) vivica lang (madison pettis/tessa thompson) wanda cowell (brenda song) warren wentz (robert pattinson) wendell langston (link neal) wilbur robinson (david mazouz) winnie knox (sophie turner/jessica chastain) wren green (alexander calvert) wynona winstead (sarah hyland/cristin milioti) xander talbot (g-eazy) york pemberton (heather baron-gracie) yusef barlas (zayn malik) zack abrams (alex fitzalan) ziggy (taron egerton) zoey matthews (olivia munn)

[fanficflaneuse]

Life in Black - Episode 2

A/N: Hey lovelies! I know I said I’d update the series every Friday, but this week I just started my master’s and it crushed me lol so, better late than never? I hope you enjoy it. Also, GIF’s not mine, found it on Giphy. 

Index  

Pilot 

Opening Sequence 

Episode 2: The One with the Anniversary 

Words: 1951

Summary: the family celebrates Sirius and Remus’ anniversary. 

Narcissa, Bellatrix and Lucius stood on Grimmauld Place, waiting for the building to stretch and reveal number 12. Sirius and Remus had moved in after Walburga Black’s death and redecorated the house, weeding it of horrible memories.

“Do we really have to do this?” groaned Lucius, “it’s still a good time to bail.”

“Coward,” muttered Bellatrix, who eyed the street uninterested.

“It’s their anniversary. And they were kind enough to invite us, so can you please drop it and enjoy the evening?”

A few minutes later, Regulus Black stood on the other side of the door and welcomed them inside.

“You’re early,” Bellatrix pointed out.

Regulus scoffed. “I live here.”

(REGULUS BLACK) TALKING HEAD

(Regulus sits, legs crossed, on a wooden chair with a red cushion. The walls are covered with some very intricate tapestry, as well as painting, moving and still. The room is heavily decorated with items. The thick rug, in a pattern of red and gold, matches the chairs and the curtains. Behind him, there’s a piano and a bookcase. Musical scores sit everywhere, as well as open books and notebooks and a couple of empty teacups. Regulus is wearing a three piece suit and looks pretty much at ease.)

“I moved in one day,” he says gingerly, “at first it was just for a week, but then I never left. Why would I? I was our parents’ favourite son. It’s Sirius who should be paying rent.”

[Back to scene]

“Salazar, this is tacky. Are you poor? Auntie Walburga must be rolling in her grave,” said Bellatrix as they made their way to the living room.

“Bella! Those are the kind of things you think and not say. Sometimes it’s impossible to live with you,” chastised Narcissa.

“Well, imagine how it is to live with Elio and Oliver,” said Regulus offhandedly.

“Who are Elio and Oliver?” Asked Lucius.  

Regulus stopped on his tracks, utterly mortified as he realized what he had just said.

“Reggie, is that a muggle reference?” Narcissa asked, eyeing him humorously. He looked away.

“Poor baby, what have they done to you,” commented Bella as she shook her head in disapproval.  

The whole family was waiting for them. Andromeda stood up to greet her sisters, as their relationship had gotten a little better with months of almost weekly meetings.

“Happy anniversary,” Lucius said to Remus as he took a seat by Ted’s side. As Andromeda, Bellatrix and Narcissa rekindled their relationship, Lucius found himself constantly talking to Ted, Sirius and Remus. Out of the three, he liked Ted better because he was the most discreet. He could also really identify with Remus, as they quickly came to the conclusion that being married to Sirius was very much like being married to Narcissa.

“Yes, anniversary,” murmured Remus, eyeing his husband with an amused expression.

“I’m here, bitches” said James Potter as he burst into the room.

Sirius squealed and soon he was clinging to his best friend like a koala. The family eyed the exchange wearily, already used to Sirius’ fits of dramatics. What they didn’t expect, though, was Narcissa’s outburst as Lily Potter crossed the threshold. The blonde gasped and stood up from her place, her whole face distorted by surprise and histronism. Soon, both women almost tackled each other.

When Narrcissa and Lily started getting handsy, the room went wild.

“What is this?” Asked Lucius, his face drained of colour.

“Seriously, what’s going on?” said Nymphadora from the other side of the room.

“They’re...they’re kissing very close to the lips?” said Lucius unsurely.

“Are you blind? Your wife is snogging mine!” answered James, Sirius still hanging from his neck.

(NARCISSA MALFOY) TALKING HEAD

“Lily Jean and I had a histoire d’amour back in our Hogwarts days,” she says with a nostalgic smile, “we were young and crazy. We sneaked into each other’s dorms, made out in every hallway. We even had a bucket list of forbidden places to have sex in. Merlin, I miss those days. When did I get so...domestic?”

[Back to scene]

A few minutes later, Narcissa and Lily share one very small armchair.

“You know those are made for one?” Regulus said.

“Reggie,” said Lily, trying to sound motherly.

“You can’t ‘Reggie’ me after you snogged my cousin, Lillian.”

Lily laughed it off and snuggled into her ex-girlfriend. For a while, everyone tried to keep the conversation going. Ted made sure Lucius had his fix of firewhiskey so he wouldn’t have a fit. Sirius and Remus humoured James. Andromeda tried her best to keep Bellatrix at bay.

After the first half an hour of relative peace, everyone noticed how Narcissa kissed Lily’s neck and caused her to giggle. People - namely their husbands - turned uncomfortable. Sirius then set his foot down.

“You two ruined my soirée!”

“Sweetheart,” said Remus as he came closer to his husband, “right now it seems like Bellatrix might not be the only divorcée in the family. The celebration is the least of our worries.”

(BELLATRIX LESTRANGE) TALKING HEAD

(Bellatrix smokes a cigar)

“Divorcée life is treating me wonderfully. I’d prescribe this to Cissy any day.”

[Back to scene]

Sirius looked at his husband like an annoyed child. He even pouted a little before complaining again: “It’s not fair. Today marks 17 years since I realized I had the hots for you!”

“Wait, aren’t we celebrating your fifth anniversary?” asked Regulus.

“Do you really believe we’d serve this lowly chardonnay if we were celebrating five years of marriage?” asked Sirius in disbelief.

“What’s wrong with the chardonnay?” murmured Nymphadora to herself after downing her fourth glass, much to her mother’s chagrin.

(SIRIUS BLACK - LUPIN & REMUS BLACK - LUPIN)

(Sirius and Remus seat in two champagne coloured poufs. Behind them, there’s a royal bed with many pillows and a spread in the same colour scheme. The room is big and airy, with big windows on one side, overlooking the street. The couple have their hands intertwined.)

“We’ve been married for five years, but we’ve been together for sixteen,” said Remus, smiling dreamily at his husband.

Sirius lets go of Remus’ hand and hugs him. “I’m lucky I fell in love with my best friend.”

“I’m not your best friend,” said Remus matter-of-factly.

“What? Of course you are! Who else would my b-”

“James.”

“He won’t see this,” said Sirius nonchalantly.

Remus gave him a knowing look. Sirius proceeded to sit up straight and look straight at the camera. “I love you Prongs.”

Remus rolls his eyes.

[Back to scene]

“So, you are telling me we came here, brought gifts and are trying our very best not to kill each other,” said Lucius as he eyed his wife and Lily, who were blissfully oblivious of the scene, “to celebrate you realizing you wanted to get in Lupin’s pants?”

“It was one autumn day when I saw Moony’s face and said to myself, this is the man I want in my bed right now,” said Sirius dreamily, making his husband blush.

“Who does that?” asked Regulus, rolling his eyes at his brother.

“Someone who enjoys life?” answered Sirius.

“I can’t believe you all went to the wedding - “

“I wasn’t invited,” Bellatrix interrupted

“I can’t believe most of you went to the wedding and don’t even remember the date,” huffed Sirius.

“Bitch, please last year I forgot my son’s birthday. Right, Lily?” asked James, only to be greeted by silence.

As everyone looked around the room, they realized Narcissa and Lily had ditched the party. Lucius looked like he was about to combust and James was on the verge of tears. Andromeda called her cousins and cousin-in-law to an emergency meeting on the hallway.

“Listen here,” she said, trying not to give too much attention to the giggles and moans coming from a broom closet, “if Cissy divorces Lucius, both she and Bella will need a place to live. So either we fix this mess or we share custody of my sisters. Got it?”  

Sirius shuddered.  “Cissa’s ego takes too much space.”

“Exactly,” said Andromeda.

“Alright everybody,” decided Regulus “we’re going to therapy.”

“What did you do to him?” Bellatrix demanded Sirius and Remus.

Regulus scoffed. “I’m perfect. I don’t need therapy.”

“Doubt that,” murmured James. Ted snorted in response.

“It’s for your sister,” said Regulus, trying not to feel offended by James. His statement coincided with Narcissa and Lily coming to the room, disheveled, unkempt and hand in hand.

“I didn’t know Andy and Ted needed therapy,” Narcissa said.

“We have the most perfect marriage, right Ted?” Said Andromeda. Ted nodded stiffly.

“If you need any help, breath once and we’ll take you out of it,” whispered Lucius to his brother-in-law.

(ANDROMEDA TONKS) TALKING HEAD

“Ted’s mother inspired me to enroll in a muggle university. It was hard, being pregnant with Nymphadora and all, but I got a degree in psychology and then a masters  in family therapy. I’m loaded now, all thanks to the wizarding community’s crumbling interpersonal relationships.”

She shifts uncomfortably. “It would be unethical to try psychotherapy on my own family. So we resort on...roasting each other and calling it a day.”

[Back to scene]

Andromeda sat on a chair in the middle of the room. Lucius and James sat side by side on a sofa as Narcissa and Lily shared the same armchair as before. The rest of the family stood behind Andromeda, watching the back and forth between the spouses. Andromeda tried her best, asking questions for them to open up, but they proved to be the hardest people ever.

“Andromeda, I’ve got a minor in psychology, none of your tricks will work on me,” said Lily.

“Fix this, Malfoy,” said James to Lucius.

“So, James,” asked Andy, “how does it make you feel, to see your wife in another woman’s arms?”

“Are you really a shrink? Because I could do better,” said Bellatrix.

James gave his wife a look. She was snuggling Narcissa. “C-confused?” he said almost in disbelief, “distraught? And frankly a bit turned on.”

“I really don’t understand straight people,” Remus sighed.

“Me neither,” said Nymphadora. Her eyes widened when she realized the room had gone eerily quiet and everyone was eyeing her.

(NYMPHADORA TONKS) TALKING HEAD

(Nymphadora sits on her bed, cross-legged. Her room is painted black, the walls covered with frayed band posters and political messages. She has some drawings around, a stringless guitar long forgotten in a corner and a desk full of papers and some pictures.)

“Did I just come out to my family with two careless words? Perhaps. Did I pretend it was a joke? Definitely”.

[Back to scene]

“Listen,” said Narcissa, “we are not wrecking anyone’s marriage. We are happy with our spouses and overjoyed with our children who won’t stop babbling about each other. We decided to be best friends.”  

“Best friends?” asked James unsurely.

“Best friends,” agreed Lily as she kissed Narcissa’s cheek.

Lucius and James exchanged worried glances.

“Pads, Moony, we’re sorry we ruined your night,” said Lily, “we were just excited to see each other after so many years.”

“Bitch, I didn’t ruin anyone’s night. If anything I gave them a show...and a sense of purpose,” she said, eyeing Andromeda, “and just for the record, if I was to divorce Lucius, I’d keep the house, Draco and the peacocks.”

Lucius gulped.

(NARCISSA MALFOY) TALKING HEAD

“It’s good to rekindle old friendships. You discover pieces of yourself you left with them and realize how much you’ve grown…” she smirks mischievously, “bonus points if you find out you never really broke up with your Hogwarts sweetheart and so you’re technically still a couple.”

“I invented side pieces,” she adds, seemingly very pleased with herself.

Roll credits. 

Executive producer: @hufflefluff-writer​

Tags: @gloriousrebelrunaway​

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One Shots [h.p]

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QDIvGP

by iimplicitt

A collection of one shots with Harry Potter characters (owned by jk Rowling) and my own oc's (including Elio Rosier, Pyrrhus Lestrange, Delilah Meddows, etc.)

Words: 8489, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, Evan Rosier, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Abraxas Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Luna Lovegood/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy/Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Original Female Character(s), Abraxas Malfoy/Original Female Character(s), Luna Lovegood/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Original Female Character(s), Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Abraxas Malfoy/Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s), Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Regulus Black/Original Female Character(s), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Tom Riddle, Evan Rosier/Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: One Shot, Falling In Love, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Teacher-Student Relationship, Semi-Public Sex, Smut, Love/Hate, Hate Speech, Unrequited Love, Idiots in Love, Hogsmeade, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe - College/University, Character Death, Death Eaters, Dark Harry, Magic, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Mutual Pining, Age Difference, Oral Sex, Post-Battle of Hogwarts, Professor Tom Riddle, Muggle/Wizard Relations, LGBTQ Character

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QDIvGP

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C.L.A.S.S.Y

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/X56QaTx

by reggiecanswimokay

What happens when James Potter finds a flyer pinned to the bulletin board above the reception desk recruiting band members, does he a) ignore it, or b) take it back to his flat and email the contact details asking to be recruited.

If you picked answer b, you'd be bang on the money.

James potter needs to do something with his time, hes bored of his current job.

oh how it was just destined to be he found this flyer.

Words: 2300, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Multi

Characters: Regulus Black, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr., Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Peter Pettigrew, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lily Evans Potter, Fleamont Potter, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Severus Snape, Orion Black, Walburga Black, Cleo Jane, Léocadie Laurent, Laramie Miller

Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Alice Longbottom/Frank Longbottom

Additional Tags: Original Character(s), Marauders musical, thats a new one..., I hope., Adding MCD just in case, French teenagers, Dark Academia, kinda.?, james is a lil baker boy, this might actually be horrible, LETS GIVE IT A GO THOUGH, dead gay wizards, sylish reggie, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Muggle, band au, You'll see some rosekiller here and there, but then its just so obvious at the same time yk, Orion kinda reminds me of Elio Perlmans dad, Hes kinda nice in this, not so much burga bitch, thats it i think, Oh, first fic

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fabian prewett ( @fabprewetts )

elio hargreeves ( @eliohargreeves )

rodolphus lestrange ( @ofrodolphus )

alecto carrow ( @alcctoc )

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by iimplicitt

A collection of one shots with Harry Potter characters (owned by jk Rowling) and my own oc's (including Elio Rosier, Pyrrhus Lestrange, Delilah Meddows, etc.)

Words: 8489, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, Evan Rosier, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Abraxas Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Luna Lovegood/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy/Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Original Female Character(s), Abraxas Malfoy/Original Female Character(s), Luna Lovegood/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Original Female Character(s), Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Abraxas Malfoy/Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s), Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Regulus Black/Original Female Character(s), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Tom Riddle, Evan Rosier/Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: One Shot, Falling In Love, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Teacher-Student Relationship, Semi-Public Sex, Smut, Love/Hate, Hate Speech, Unrequited Love, Idiots in Love, Hogsmeade, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe - College/University, Character Death, Death Eaters, Dark Harry, Magic, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Mutual Pining, Age Difference, Oral Sex, Post-Battle of Hogwarts, Professor Tom Riddle, Muggle/Wizard Relations, LGBTQ Character

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Elio

Trying to get myself to design some of my newer secondary characters.

Elio used to be Jeremy’s friend of sorts. There is a change I might still change some things about Elio's design but I'm liking the way he looks for the most part so far

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Okay just because I’m me and I have to, Harry Potter crossovers? 👀

Okay here is the large list that I’m just gonna put under a cut

Mauraders Era

Adriana Flores x Matilda Griffiths (x James Potter?)

Adriana Flores x Kieran Quill

Gemini Black x Matilda Griffiths

Gemini Black x Kieran Quill

Jessica Stevens x Kieran Quill (x Sirius Black??)

Malea Selwyn x Kieran Quill

Rosalind Greengrass x Kieran Quill

Tabitha Scamander x Matilda Griffiths

Zaria Selwyn x Kieran Quill

Golden Trio Era (this is the real big one)

Adhara Black & Cadmus Lestrange

Adhara Black x Catherine Ainsworth

Alora Scamander x Johanna Barnes

Anastasia Campbell x/& Cadmus Lestrange (is he gay? bi? pan? who knows we’ll find out together)

Annette Diggory x/& Cadmus Lestrange

Annette Diggory x Elio Malfoy

Bobbie Fortescue x Elio Malfoy

Bobbie Fortescue x Johanna Barnes

Bobbie Fortescue x Catherine Ainsworth

Carina Goldberg x Catherine Ainsworth

Danica Lestrange & Cadmus Lestrange

Dawn Connolly x Kieran Quill (x Sirius Black?? just let me find an older Kieran and we are ready to go lmao)

Elvira Lestrange & Cadmus Lestrange

Elvira Lestrange x Catherine Ainsworth

Emerald Evans x Elio Malfoy

Lianne Slughorn x Johanna Barnes

Lianne Slughorn x Catherine Ainsworth

Lucinda Bones x Johanna Barnes

Lyarra Vance x Elio Malfoy

Lyarra Vance x Catherine Ainsworth

Maia Lupin x Elio Malfoy

Maia Lupin x/& Cadmus Lestrange

Maia Lupin x Johanna Barnes

Maretta Longbottom x Johanna Barnes

Miranda Granger x Elio Malfoy

Miranda Granger x Johanna Barnes

Venus Malfoy & Elio Malfoy

Venus Malfoy & Cadmus Lestrange

Venus Malfoy x Johanna Barnes

Venus Malfoy x Catherine Ainsworth (x Cedric Diggory???)

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Harry Potter OC Masterlist (A-J)

(K-Z) (The Greatest Show series)

Name: Agatha Hufflepuff (Golden Trio, Ravenclaw)

Fic: Bold, Fair, Sweet, and Shrewd

Love Interest: Theodore Nott

FC: Samantha Logan

Name: Cadmus Lestrange (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: All's Fair (In Love and War)

Love Interest: George Weasley

FC: Casey Cott

Name: Camilla Travers (Durmstrang, N/A)

Fic: Come Alive

Love Interest: George Weasley

FC: Ciara Bravo

Name: Castor Slytherin (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: Bold, Fair, Sweet, and Shrewd

Love Interest: Hermione Granger

FC: Froy Gutierrez

Name: Catherine Ainsworth (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: Lovelorn Princess

Love Interest: Theodore Nott, Cedric Diggory, Jacqueline Yaxley

FC: Madelaine Petsch

Name: Dalton Lewis (Golden Trio, Gryffindor)

Fic: Braveheart

Love Interest: Ginny Weasley, Lavender Brown

FC: Alberto Rosende

Name: Daniel Potter (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: The Boy Who Tried

Love Interest: Phineas Darlings, George Weasley

FC: Jack Wolfe

Name: Desmond Diggory (Riddle, Ravenclaw)

Fic: Blood In The Water

Love Interest: Tom Riddle

FC: Joe Cole

Name: Elaine Ainsworth (Marauders, Gryffindor)

Fic: Courage, Dear Heart

Love Interest: Barty Crouch Jr., Remus Lupin

FC: Holland Roden

Name: Elio Malfoy (Golden Trio, Gryffindor)

Fic: Silver Chains

Love Interest: Luna Lovegood

FC: Tom Blyth

Name: Elowen Ravenclaw (Golden Trio, Gryffindor)

Fic: Bold, Fair, Sweet, and Shrewd

Love Interest: Harry Potter

FC: Natalia Dyer

Name: Emilie Cayard (Golden Trio, Beauxbatons)

Fic: From Now On

Love Interest: Fabian Darche, Elsie Burke

FC: Clara Galle

Name: Evanora Malfoy (Marauders, Slytherin)

Fic: Dead Girl of Godric's Hollw

Love Interest: Rabastan Lestrange, James Potter & Lily Evans

FC: Maddie Hasson

Name: Evanora Malfoy-Nott (Marauders + Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: Speechless

Love Interest: Rabastan Lestrange, James Potter & Lily Evans, Tiberius Nott

FC: Maddie Hasson & Jennifer Morrison

Name: Evanora Potter (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: When The World's At Stake

Love Interest: Rabastan Lestrange, James Potter & Lily Evans

FC: Jennifer Morrison

Name: Fabian Darche (Golden Trio, Beauxbatons)

Fic: From Now On

Love Interest: Emilie Cayard, Nikita Carrero

FC: Benjamin Wadsworth

Name: Gillian Weasley (Golden Trio, Gryffindor)

Fic: Caput Draconis

Love Interest: Dorcas Meadows, Remus Lupin

FC: Jane Levy

Name: Graham Donovan (Marauders, Ravenclaw)

Fic: Glitter In The Rain

Love Interest: Sirius Black & Remus Lupin

FC: Gregg Sulkin

Name: Grant Crawford (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: The Other Side

Love Interest: Astoria Greengrass, Dean Thomas

FC: Gavin Leatherwood

Name: Indigo Wadsworth (Golden Trio-Marauders, Slytherin)

Fic: Until The End Of Time

Love Interest: Harry Potter, Regulus Black

FC: Hailee Steinfeld

Name: Jacqueline Yaxley (Golden Trio, Slytherin)

Fic: Lovelorn Princess

Love Interest: Blaise Zabini, Catherine Ainsworth

FC: Inde Navarrette

Name: Johanna Barnes (Golden Trio, Hufflepuff)

Fic: Sweetly Buried

Love Interest: Ron Weasley

FC: Josephine Langford

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*// the following characters have not been active in the past five days and have twenty four hours to become active or ask for a hiatus

fabian prewett ( @fabprewetts​ )

elio hargreeves ( @eliohargreeves​ )

rodolphus lestrange ( @ofrodolphus )

alecto carrow ( @alcctoc )

*// due to personal reasons we are sorry to see the following characters go

dorcas meadowes ( @meadohs )