#elf kitty my beloved

[overtheimaginationwall]

Oh the wonder of that wild wet world Of that wild wet world Beneath...

Cosmo Sheldrake - Bathed In Sound

[doodle-pops]

i was going through your other blog and turgon and y/n with her tiger one made me laugh so much. reminds me of childhood story of my dad; my grandfather was forest officer and my dad told me that one day he bought few tiger cubs back to their quarters, my dad was like 6 or 7 he didn't realise they were tigers, he thought they were kittens so he and his siblings were just playing with them like you would with cats, he told me they actually pet the cubs and fed them milk with bottle and all lmao.

and now I can imagine y/n being like my dad, finds tiger cubs thinking they're kittens and decides to adopt them. when their beloved elf comes home and finds their s/o playing with the tiger cubs and feeding them food and milk with their own hands as if the cubs are just cute little kittens, they're just frozen in the doorway.

elf: ...my love?uhm, what are these tiger cubs doing in our house?

y/n: tiger? what do you mean? these are kitties, and I'm adopting them.adorable, aren't they?

elf: 👁️👄👁️

Looking back at that ask I answered, I was down for some sassy Turgon and reader interaction. However, your dad was so lucky to play with the cubs 🥺. I would have smothered them in tons of kisses and tried to kidnap at least one.

Y/N is always on the role to give our elves a heart attack. They'll be the reason why elves start suffering chronic illness and immense stress lol.

Elf: My love, that's a tiger. A vicious beast who is a killer.

Y/N holding up the tiger cub: Does this look like the face of a killer? *cue the cub making a cute little rawr*

Elf: 😑

[kidheart]

Witchtober ~ Dungeons and Dragons Version - Mouse

Mr. Bump ends up with quite the family in my current bg3 run. He already had a human brother, Duke, and an elf father. He also had a pet mouse. Now he has Lae'zel for his beloved, the githyanki baby that hatched, and Us...a sweet kitty.

[cornerofhell]

Idk why I randomly got curious about this, do any of your slasher families have dogs? :) or cats?

Bonus: any mythical creature or horror creature feature type pets

Ooooh thank you thank you!!!

The Frosts: The Frosts have a giant Great Pyrenees named Cane (full name Hurricane) who is very protective of the kids, though Claudia has pretty much claimed him as HER dog. He's very protective and oftentimes you can hardly see him when out with his family.

They also have three kitties. A mama tabby, Cherry, and her two babies Pumpkin and Nutmeg. Finding Cherry in the cold, Crystal took the mama in and nursed her to health, while Jack claimed they didn't need any damn cats. You will now often see Cherry loudly purring in his lap, in his recliner while he watches TLC.

The Claus's: Before his death, Santa's helldeer Mistletoe was a beloved member of the Claus family. Sigrid never met him, but she was often told stories of how magnificent of a beast the creature was.

Now Santa has his reindeer, who though he preferred Mistletoe, he loves all of them. His girls are well-treated and pampered by him, and so much as a chipped hoof will get an elf sentenced to death.

As for current pets, Hela has one. A megalodon she named "Bubble". He is fed plenty of whales, loves head scratches, and often is seen giving his mommy rides around the sea. He is safely hidden and has plenty of space to roam.

Sigrid herself has a different creature. A dragon. Given to her by her grandfather, Askr may be a baby for now but he is SIGRID 'S BABY and you can often see him on her shoulder or being fed the finest of meats.

The Frost-Claus's: Of course Mistletoe and the reindeer are often spoken in this version of the Claus's as well.

Miriam has several pets that she adores. First and foremost, there is her chonky Basset Hound that she named Alfred, though you will often hear her call him other names such as "Ally-baby-boo" "Floppsy" and "Sniffles". Then there is her other puppy, Reginald, a giant Saint Bernard who you often hear her call "My widdle boy" "Slobbers" and "Reggie-weggie-woo-woo". She spoils them both very very much. Ofc they are Jack and Santa's as well, but the moment the pups were brought home they became Miriam's.

Miriam also has several birds in her own giant enclosure for them to fly around in happily.

The Rays: The Rays have their pets galore, and I'm just gonna name the mama's pets and do my nextgens' in another post. Tiffany has a giant Mainecoon kitty cat who she named Duchess who hates Chucky with a passion.

Michelle however, has a beautiful boa constricter that she lovingly named Sunny, and often takes her out to the garden with her. Sunny also hates Chucky.

The Caputos: Eddie and Donna have a pitbull named Duke, who they got to help protect their new apartment and give him a good home. Well. The second part was good.

Duke is scared of his own shadow, a giant love bug, could hardly catch flies let alone robbers, and Donna absolutely has gotten him some jammies, all while Eddie has to defend to Chucky that "Duke is a good guard dog, I swear".

The Leprechauns: The leprechaun cave is full of different pets for the children of the home, all given by their loving parents, but the matriarch of the cave does indeed have pets of her own that her hubby Lubdan got for her.

Lucky has two pet ferrets, Silky and Satin, little tricksters who hardly leave their mommy's side. Lucky pampers her girls with their own room for them to play in, and yes, has little outfits for them.

The Tudors: The Tudors only have one pet in their ice cream shop, and that's an old, but still kicking dachshund named Waffle. He has his own little hat and is often laying in his custom bed in Gregory's truck, loudly snoring. The family loves him very much.

[wyvernscales]

Rather than make a post for each of my DATV thoughts, I’ve just put them all here. Spoilers for all of act 1:

Not Varric fulfilling the Duncan role this game

Why only Elgar’nan and Ghilan’nain tho? Why aren’t they all out

Strife!!! He doesn’t like me :(

FREAK DARKSPAWN ARE BACK BAYBEEE

Would smash the nadas dirthalen

Well D’Meta’s crossing was gross.

Why is there a human mayor of a town in Arlathan and why does he care about Ghilannain?

A Morrigan intro that doesn’t have her saying “well, well”????????

VALTA!HARDING

Bbg I’m so confused by the crossroads I don’t like these mapsssss

TEIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Faceless horde of identical qunari occupying a city? How original.

Caterina’s kind of a gilf ngl

Underwater level uwu

Spite’s kinda…

No! Another gilf down :(

oh? Is the oracle the same thing that valta heard???

Yeah, yeah, dangerous relics or whatever. I’ve got kitties to pet and pottery to eviscerate

LuCANIS! All this talk of coffee kisses in front of your cousin??

Why is the Butcher called the Butcher if he’s the leader of the Antaam?

Why would the qamekmaster call them human traitors if all non-qunari are bas?

You can’t seriously make me believe the Crows are a moral group fighting for justice

Governor Ivenci only referred to with gender neutral pronouns. Another nb win

And Why would the Venatori be knowingly working with elven gods??

MAEVARIS MAEVARIS MAEVARIS

I don’t care how long I have to go running around killing darkspawn to get the chest in the creepy blight tree, I’m GETTING the chest

Worth it.

Idk, I’ve always imagined the Anderfels as snowy not… cactusy

Antoine is perhaps the most French man to exist ever. Not even Orlesian, French.

Hold on, I’ve gotta explode this cactus with my body

Gloom Howler’s kinda hot

Jesus FUCK this blighted dragon

Noticing a suspicious lack of anyone responding to Varric’s existence….

MYRNAAAAAA

TAAAAASH

When Harding talks about the inquisition all I can think about is the inconsistencies? Like, why would she remember Cole if he left or remained a spirit?

EEMMRICHHHHHH

I’ve only known this wisp for one second and if anything bad happens to it I will kill everyone and then myself

Em has canon father energy

LEMME AT THESE fucking CHESTS IN THE NECROTORIUM

MANFREDDSD

Ykw. Vorgoth can get it too

BELOVED Taash feeds the birdies

Karash has non binary swag

Wait wait. If Taash’s mom left the Qun bc she didn’t want her child to be in the Antaam, which would make them functionally a man then why is she ok with Taash being a warrior anyway? Seems odd to do this kinda plot with a group we’ve already established transness with

You can’t seriously think I’m gonna save the capital of the slave empire.

Davrin is dadcore

FORMLESS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

A BELOVED wisp has gifted me a SPOON!

Astrolabe Restored

Well. Goodnight shadow dragons I guess.

candle hops are such cuties

My inquisitior would not behave like this.

So Aveline’s the Viscount and she’s allied with Sebastian, a guy who tried to annex Kirkwall in my worldstate

I kinda wanna play “Inquisitor saves Southern Thedas 2 Electric Boogaloo” if I’m being honest

I already collected all the wolfs regrets before meeting Inky. So. Yeah. That was a lot.

SO FLEMETH IS DEAD FRFR?????

How come the other gods are crazy looking and Mythal is just a normal elf

Oh this echo in the well thing is gonna be cool

Truly don’t know how much of these blight sound effects I can take tbh

ARE WE GOIN TO KAL SHAROK BAYBEE???

The Kal-Sharok armor kinda reminds me of the Sha-Brytol

The Valdasine Thaig is the primeval Thaig in 2 btw

VALTAAAAA

Ugh. I’ve always hated the ‘the old gods are related to the evanuris’ thing (tho I guess it’s not a theory). But we all thought Elgar’nan was Dumat tho right?

And if you can kill the Gods with the lyrium dagger, why didn’t he just do that? Like, we’ve already established that killing them with the dagger just fragments them.

I get that the fate of weisshaupt and all the wardens is important or whatever, but I’ve got chests to open beybee

Yeah bc it’s super easy to just off an Archdemon. what do you mean davrin’s killing it….

Well now killing an archdemon while it’s all tied down’s a bit unfair

Oh.

God that archdemon fight sucked.

[anonbinaryweirdo]

Is it too much to ask for every swlfship of yours 🥺 if it is, then feel free to decide which ones ya will answer it with!!🥰🥰

How long have you self-shipped with them?

Do you have pet names for each other?

What’s the longest time you’ve been apart?

In real life, are they someone you wish would be your partner?

Do you think you'll continue to self-ship with them for a while?

cracks knuckles

chaeliver

ive been selfshipping myself with them sincee... october of 2022 maybe! i cant rememer when, but i do remember it was sometime before my birthday, because i found some comfort in them after my beloved papaws passing that same day <33 so they mean quite a bit to me even if i pretend otherwise :')

oli doesnt have many petnames for the boys, but oh. my. god. it never ends with them. "princess, cutie, beautiful, elfy (earns them a punch), Любимая (darling), Meine Taube (my dove), Elfchen (little elf) (earns him a punch)" and just whatever they can come up with

the longest? about 5-6 months because of oliver and childes jobs,,, anything longer than three weeks is unnacceptable for all three of them

yes.

absolutely. im deep in genshin hold right now <//3 dont be surprised if i turn into a mini vi SLKJFD

olitao

for a few (almost ten) months now !! AUGHH im in love with herr <33

hu tao calls oli her butterfly! (ty for the idea vi), 我的心肝 (my heart), and sometimes she makes up stuff...like calling oliver a kitty because she really is just a big cat <//3 Oli isn't too big on endearments, but when she uses them, it's usually stuff from her home back in mondstat :]

oliver tries not to be gone so long, but the highest for them was only a couple of months, and hu tao was already in her arms the moment she came into view sdfsdkfjsd

i would marry her (<- doesnt get or understand marriage)

yes. just y e s.

ventiver/oliven

for about the same time as hu tao! originally they were solely huge comfort characters, now i wanna kiss them in a romantic sense

venti is BIG on endearments. in both mondstatian and regular teyvatian tongue (or is it just called english helP), as he knows that oli will get flustered either way. and seeing her bashfully look away is always so cutehfdjg <33

i feel like it wouldn't be long with these two, so about a month or two, give or take a couple of weeks

absolutely

i would think so, yes!

[avantegarda]

Wonderful 1000: The Merry Misadventures of Chopin the Pig

@cherepashkadrabbles requested a tale featuring an assortment of Kiraly-von Holstadt family pets and somehow this happened. Enjoy!

--

It was all Anna’s fault, really.

Not Anna Király the elder—that esteemed matriarch had gone to her reward over a decade prior, though Andras insisted that her spirit still kept a watchful eye over the family, particularly around Christmas. The perpetrator this time was Anna Király the younger, aged three, the apple of her mother’s eye: a plump, auburn-haired little elf with strong opinions on absolutely everything. 

The opinions, this time, were regarding the family dachshund.

“Wolfgang is sad,” Anna insisted, with a fervent tug at her mother’s skirts. “Sad sad sad.”

Marta reluctantly put down the letter she was reading—a rare missive from her friend Sophie in New York—and regarded her daughter with surprise. “What on earth do you mean, Anna darling? Wolfgang is the happiest dog in Vienna. He has lots of food and a warm bed and you and Sofia and Zoltan to play with him. He has no reason at all to be sad.”

Anna shook her head firmly. “No, he sad. Lonely. He need ‘nother dog. Or kitty.”

“He’s lo…” Marta paused, her stomach twisting in sudden worry. How exactly did Anna, still practically a baby, know that word? Was Anna lonely? It couldn’t be terribly easy to be the youngest in their family, that much was true. Sofia and Zoltan, while affectionate and kind older siblings, had a tendency to disappear into their own artistic pursuits, just as their father did; Sofia with her singing lessons and Zoltan with his drawing. Leaving little Anna...well, out.

Perhaps it wasn’t Wolfgang who needed another animal around the house. 

“I’ll tell you what, darling,” Marta said slowly. “Your uncle Heini spends most of his time out in the country and he knows all sorts of animals. Perhaps he’ll have a kitten or a puppy who needs a new home.”

Andras might have some objections to another pet being brought in without warning...but at the smile on Anna’s round face Marta really couldn’t bring herself to care.

--

Heini’s reply was swift and enthusiastic.

Dear Marta,

I was wondering when you were going to ask me this very question. Three children and only one old dog around the place to keep them company? It’s obscene.

I have just the beast for you, too. You’re expecting a barn cat or some such, I’m sure, but I have a slightly more unusual suggestion. I’ve convinced Father to let me acquire a new kind of miniature pig from the East (I won’t bore you with all the agricultural details), and one of the sows has just produced an excellent litter of piglets. Would Anna like one? As babies they’re the size of a cat, practically, and they don’t grow to be more than two feet tall. Once he gets older he might have to spend most of his time in the back garden, but I can guarantee the children will love him.

Your affectionate brother,

Heini

“A pig?” Andras said incredulously that night, as he and Marta got into bed. “In the house? I always knew your brother was just as mad as you are but this seems like a bit much.”

“But it’ll be wonderful for the children, darling,” Marta replied. “Think what an educational experience it will be for them to have a new kind of animal to learn to take care of!”

“They’ve already got more animals than I ever had as a child. I had to make do with Erszi the pigeon, while our youngsters have Wolfgang and Nyafi and all the animals at Burg Holstadt…”

“Nyafi is a wonderful cat,” said Marta, “but she spends all her time in Pest and so the children only get to see her about half the year. And Andras, I think that…” She paused, collecting her thoughts. “I think Anna needs this. Yes, she’s still very young, but she needs something that’s hers. Why not a pig?”

Andras sighed, though it was obvious that his resistance was softening. “I still say pigs belong in the barn, not in the house. Is this one of those things that’s so lower-class it’s gone full circle and somehow become fashionable?”

“Undoubtedly.” Marta snuggled closer and planted a kiss on her husband’s cheek. “And we’ll be the most fashionable family on the Wipplingerstrasse.”

“Hmm,” said Andras wryly. “If it’s a matter of fashion, I suppose I can’t possibly refuse. Now come over here and give me a proper kiss.”

Marta grinned triumphantly as her husband pulled her into his arms. If anyone ever asked why she’d given up a title and a fortune to marry a musician—as they still occasionally did—it was moments like this that she pointed to. Every single time.

--

The newest member of the family arrived two weeks later, carried in a basket and delivered by a beaming Heini. It was certainly a fetching creature; small and bristly and ivory-colored with dark splotches and shining eyes. And the children, of course, were utterly enchanted by it.

“What should we call him?” six-year-old Zoltan demanded. “Should it be a Hungarian name?”

Sofia rolled her eyes. “No, silly, Nyafi the cat already has a Hungarian name. The pig needs an Austrian one.”

“But Wolfgang already has an Austrian name…”

“Well, Wolfgang is named after a composer,” Marta cut in gently. “So perhaps this little fellow should be too. Andras, what music does he make you think of when you see him?”

“He has rather melancholy eyes, doesn’t he,” said Andras. He scratched his chin thoughtfully and hummed a few bars of something slow and romantic. Both Sofia and Zoltan screwed up their faces, thinking deeply, until finally Sofia clapped her hands in triumph.

“Of course!” she cried. “Chopin! It’s perfect.”

“Well, I certainly like it,” said Marta. “But Anna should have the final say. What do you think, love?”

The entire family looked down at Anna, who was crouched by the basket softly petting the piglet’s bristles. At the sound of her name, the little girl looked up and beamed.

“Chopin,” she said. “My piggie.”

There appeared to be nothing more to say on the subject.

--

“I am going to make that damn creature into kolbasz,” Andras growled. “I mean it, Marta. This is the last straw.”

Marta’s eyebrows went up. “Final straw? What were the first straws?” She had to admit, the last month having Chopin as a pet had been slightly less peaceful than expected, but she hadn’t been aware of anything too terrible. Besides, the children loved him.

“Well, first of all, Anna insists on letting him sleep in her room, and he knocks everything over and chews on all her toys. And then Zoltan put paint on his hooves for some piece of art he wanted to do—is that what art is coming to in this country?—and Chopin tracked it everywhere. And now,” Andras said with bitter triumph, “he has destroyed my work.”

Marta inhaled sharply. “He hasn’t broken Clara, has he?” Though technically an inanimate object, Andras’ beloved violin had been a part of the Király family since 1861, and if something happened to her…

“No, thank God. If Chopin damaged Clara he’d be at the butcher’s shop this very minute. But what he did do isn’t much better. I have a performance in three weeks, at which I am supposed to be debuting my No. 4 in B Minor which I have been working on all week, but that creature,” said Andras grimly, “has gone and defecated on it.”

The snort of laughter that escaped her lips was one Marta immediately regretted, and at Andras’ scowl she quickly apologized. “But how did he get on top of your sheet music, darling? Was it on the floor?”

“I don’t see how it matters where my papers were,” Andras said primly (which translated to “yes, they were on the floor, due to my excessive absentmindedness”). “We need to get that thing properly trained or he’ll be going right back to the country where he belongs.”

“I’ll take care of it. Now get back to work.” Marta wagged a stern finger in her husband’s direction. “If you give a performance that isn’t a success my parents still may find a way to annul our marriage.”

--

It was a generally understood rule in the Király household that when Andras was in his study composing, he was only to be disturbed in the event of an emergency. This was less because it would annoy him and more because when he was focused on music, he was temporarily incapable of thinking about anything else.

All of this was to say that, when Sofia cautiously entered the study shortly before dinner on Saturday, it was clearly a matter of some concern.

“Papa?” she asked. And, when her father neglected to look up, a bit louder: “Pa?”

Andras, whose world for the past two hours had consisted entirely of the concerto he was writing, jolted out of his reverie to find his hands nearly black with ink and a worried-looking eight-year-old staring at him. “What’s the matter, Sofia?”

“Have you seen Zoltan?” Sofia blurted out. 

“Sofia, your brother will be holed up in his bedroom or out in the garden. Is this really…”

“He’s not, though. I’ve looked everywhere, he’s missing.” Sofia sniffled and wiped at her eyes. “And it’s all my fault. The von Braumark twins came for a visit today and Zoltan wanted to play with us but Lottie said he couldn’t because he’s a boy and Liesel and I went along with it and he was so upset, and after the twins left I went to find him to say sorry and he’s gone.”

Having grown up with three temperamental younger sisters, Andras was quite accustomed to children going missing and then reappearing at the oddest of times. Therefore the news of Zoltan’s evident disappearance was no cause to panic.

Not yet, anyway.

--

Two hours later, through concentrated search efforts and several hastily dispatched messages, the Királys had been able to establish a list of places where Zoltan was not.

He wasn’t anywhere in the house or back garden.

He was not at his grandparents’ house (as far as anyone could tell, though the von Holstadt mansion had eighty rooms and it took considerable time to search all of them).

He was not at the homes of any of their family friends, nor was he in the nearby park.

And while all of this information was technically useful, it was not making Marta and Andras any less worried.

“I don’t want to call the police, but I think we might have to,” said Andras, pacing back and forth across the sitting room floor as he had been for the last ten minutes. “How else are we supposed to track the wretched boy down?”

Anna, who was crouched on the floor patting Chopin, looked up eagerly. “Chopin can find him.”

“Anna, darling,” Marta sighed. “Chopin is a very nice pig but I don’t think…”

“No, Mama, she’s right. Pigs have a good sense of smell, even better than dogs,” said Sofia. “And they’re very clever too. If we give him something of Zoltan’s to smell, and then we follow him…” She trailed off, looking up at her parents hopefully. 

Marta and Andras looked at each other for a long moment, until finally Marta sighed and nodded. “I suppose it’s worth a try.”

--

The five (four and a half?) of them made a rather odd sight on the rainy Viennese streets: Andras holding both Anna and a bright red umbrella, Marta clutching Sofia’s hand and Chopin’s lead. A proper traveling circus, that’s what they were. Marta would have found the situation more amusing had she not been scared out of her wits.

Chopin, at least, seemed to have understood his instructions. After getting a good whiff of Zoltan’s nightshirt he appeared to recognize the boy’s scent and was now trotting along briskly, pausing occasionally to snuffle at the ground. If he actually found Zoltan, Marta decided, she would feed him the finest scraps to be found anywhere in the city.

Finally, after what seemed like hours but was probably only ten minutes, Chopin halted in his tracks at the imposing gothic facade of St. Maria’s am Gestade. He snuffled at the ground for a moment as though confirming a suspicion, and then grunted with satisfaction.

“Is it sacrilegious to bring a pig into a church?” Marta inquired.

“If we’re looking for a missing child, then I’d say we’ll be forgiven,” Andras replied. “And this door had better be unlocked.”

It was, thank goodness. And when Marta’s eyes had adjusted to the gloom, she detected, in one of the front pews, a small dark-haired figure sitting completely still.

“Zoltan!”

The little boy looked up in surprise as his family all but ambushed him. “Mama? Papa? Chopin? What time is it?”

“Past time for you to be home! I am so glad you’re safe.” Marta pulled her son into a tight hug before pulling back with a frown. “But darling, what on earth are you doing here?”

“I like that painting,” Zoltan replied, pointing up at the glorious gold-hued altarpiece. “It always makes me feel better. So I thought I would come and sit here until I stopped being cross with Sofia.” He looked down at his feet and kicked his legs guiltily. “But it was naughty to run away, wasn’t it.”

“Very naughty,” Marta said, with considerably less sternness than she intended. “You’re lucky that we found you.”

“No, Chopin find him,” Anna insisted from Andras’ arms.

“Chopin was brilliant,” gushed Sofia. “Pa, you like him now, don’t you? You won’t have him made into sausages?”

Andras let out an exaggerated sigh. “I suppose so, but I expect you lot to keep him in line. Train him up. No feral pigs in my house, if you please.”

As the children launched into a debate about what tricks, if any, Chopin could be trained to do, Marta reached down and scratched the piglet gently between the ears. “Thank you,” she whispered. “I knew you were worth the trouble.”

While none of the other members of the family would believe her, Marta insisted that Chopin replied to this with a very cheeky wink.

[timeforelfnonsense]

D&D Charters’ Families

Here are my girls families for folks who like back story! * means the person has passed away.

Faunalyn Catrìona Amastacia  Fable:

Faeranduil Amastacia: Wood elf, father, adored Faunalyn/Fable  growing up but became distant due to pressure from his wife and legitimate child. He taught Fable the ways of the forest, how to speak to animals and use magic to grow plants. She has his golden eyes.

Shiera nee Xiloscient : High Elf, Step Mother, cruel and frigid Shiera has no love for her husband’s bastard and sees her an embarrassment, more because of her human blood rather than her illegitimacy.  Married Faeranduil when she was very young and what she would consider foolish. Her age has only made her grow more zealous in her beliefs and bitterness.

Dyanna: Elf, Older Half sister, a basic wicked step sister, beautiful and snobby. 76 years older than Fable. She's also a bit of an outsider among her own people, too posh for the wood elves not posh enough for the high elves. She could be redeemable and probs mirrors Fable in a lot of ways.

Colleen McTavish:Human Celtic Born mother, free spirited and wild, very much her daughter’s mother. A talented fortune teller and magician. A hippie, that parent who is a little too ok with everything. 

Maeve McTavish-MicKimmie: Aunt co-owns magic shop, slightly more responsible but only marginally than her younger sister. She was married for a time to a merchant from another city but he died of some form of fantasy illness. 

Hamish McKimmie: Teen Cousin, bookish, responsible, easily embarrassed, wants to be a wizard one day  

*Nanna Ceiteag “Kitty”: Maternal Grandmother: The daughter of her clans wise woman. Kitty traveled away from her family when she came of age. The mother of Maeve & Colleen, . High spirited rest of the women in her family.

Susan Dupree: Human Grandmother figure, has known fable all for almost all her life. Has been part of the Calypsos crew for years serves as Fable’s first mate. Gave her her first instrument and the name Fable.

Lady Nerida The Moon Touched of the house Arallath, 7th Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of The Tides

 *Her Royal Majesty the Queen, Lady Calliope The Beloved of the House Danuath, Daughter of King Havelock of Danua, Queen of Aralla, Lady of the Sea: Mother of Nerida and her sisters. A strong willed and fierce queen. Well loved by her people for her work aiding the common folk and efforts to establish stronger relationships with the surface. She passed shortly after her youngest daughter’s third year.

His Royal Majesty the King, Corus the Peaceful of the house Arallath, Third of his name, Protector of Aralla: A quite and gentle hearten king and doting father to Nerida and her sisters. King Corus’ line has protected Aralla sense his ancestor, Queen Neoma the Radiant  first came though to the martial plane. He is know for his love of history and his dedication to peace.   Sisters:

Her royal highness,The Ethereal Lady Nixie of the house Arallath, Crown Princess of Aralla,1st Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of The Sea: Nixie is the oldest of the seven royal sisters, inheriting the title of lady of the sea from her mother upon her passing as every crown princess/prince does. She is calm and responsible to a fault. She shares her Father’s love of history. 

 Her Royal Highness, Lady Neptune Treacherous of the house Arallath, 2nd Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of the Tempest: Neptune, the tempest is a fearless warrior and the second oldest of the royal sisters. Trained in a number of forms of combat, Neptune has spent her whole life preparing to protect her kingdom from elemental evil. She serves as her older sister’s royal protector.

Her royal highness Lady Noelani the Serene, 3rd Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of the Mists : Cryptic and wise Noelani serves her kingdom with her proficient visions.

Her royal highness Lady Nahla the Mesmerizing, 4th Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of Lady the Lagoon: Known for her beauty, Nahla has many suitors seeking her hand offering her father many allies. Nahla however is far from ready to settle down. Preferring to spend her days adventuring and making connections with the other Triton protectorates. 

 Her royal highness Lady Nerissa the Mystifying, 5th Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of the Trench: A skilled anarchist Nerissa’s skills in magic are reviled by few. Her royal highness Lady Nanami the Warm, 6th Daughter of King Corus Arallath protector of Aralla, Lady of the springs: Nanami has a keen mind for inventing has crafted many new exciting things that keep her city prosperous. 

Ingrid Soulkeeper

Ivarr LINDSTRÖM : Older than his sister by 15mins. Sworn to Tyr as a child he escaped the illness that took his family. He is now a paladin of Tyr seeking his sister who’s name he hears in whispers of fear.  He is a rule follower if ever there was one. Willing to give his own life in serves of those who can not protect themselves. A warm and kind fellow, he is well loved by his order. He has a soft spot for his wicked sister Ingrid 

*Siv LINDSTRÖM : Human father to Ivarr and Ingrid. Siv was a farmer and warrior for his northern village. A devoted follower of Tyr Siv taught his children the value of truth and justice from a young age.

*Dangmar: Aasimar mother to the twins. Dangmar passed on her celestial bloodline to her children. A fierce Valkyrie like warrior she met her husband when she saved his life on the battlefield. She taught her children of their celestial magics and their duty to serve the greater good.  

[kurtty-drabbles]

Tail au (part 10)

N/A: Furthering the plot. I guess.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead

Amanda Sefton is brushing her hair as she nervously glances at her phone, so far, her beloved hasn´t answered back. And so far, Amanda is not letting this slice as she usually would because it proves her Kurt is that brainwash by that bimbo called Tabitha.

The fact that now Tabitha and Amra are dating fly over her mind completely as Amanda continues to brush her hair not impressed with the look facing back at her in the mirror.

"What I can do to have my dear Kurt all to myself?" Amanda asked to her reflection who now smiles at Amanda, wide and showing her pearl smile (oh how her teeth are so white seems so unnatural)

"That´s easy. You need to get rid of the competition...if this Tabitha is dating another girl...then we must make sure no other girl comes closer of our Kurt" the reflection explains and Amanda nods, of course, it sounds so simple.

If she´s the only girl in his life...

"So, who is my next target?"

"Kitty Pryde, the pretender. The best way to take her out is to set her up with another boy" the reflection responds and Amanda nods happily now letting the brush lay on the desk.

"That boy Lance seems to like the pretender..."

"We have a solution"

And Amanda is now so felicitous walking among in the old house, ignoring the mirror´s reflection. This is not Amanda´s house, however, Amanda is so used by this old mansion and has no problem in spending the night trusting so easily on a mirror. A mirror who often smiles back at you.

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Lance Alvers is a man with a crush and, oh, how that´s a different mood for him, ever since he spot Kitty Pryde in the hail, on that sunny day on the school, and now all Lance can think of is Kitty and her fluffy tail and, of course, her cat-like ears.

However, as the man remembers the German boy and Pietro´s advice, it makes his blood seeth with the idea of German boy being into Kitty as well, and yes, normally violence would be his first option...but...

"Todd!" Lance shouts and Todd arrives carrying a bunch boxes and is now facing Lance who has a question to make and is trying to be as polite as he can be, again, Lance does not want to use violence. He can do better without it.

"Yes?" Todd replies still with the boxes. "Make it quick. I have a chore to do. Yes, it was from Boss lady" Todd replies as if is no big deal, but, there´s a line of hope and proud in his tone that Lance notices and he can´t make fun of that...Lance feels that sometimes when Boss Lady gives him a chore.

"Do you know that German Boy?"

"Klaus Kaufman?"

"What? There´s another German boy? No, the one with the X-geeks"

"Ahhh, Kurt Wagner. What do you want to know?"

"Does he have a girlfriend..or boyfriend?" Lance throw this option half in the hope of being true and a half to not be too obvious to Todd, and, the boy frog does not mention what he thinks of this question.

"Well, he dated, put nicely here, that Tabby girl...but I think it was, uhm, more of a facade than anything else...so right now, not sure if he has a boyfriend or girlfriend. Can I ask why?"

"No, you can´t"

And he leaves ready to make a phone call. He needs to be quick or else, that German boy ("Not Klaus! Had no idea there´s another German boy") asks her out.

"Kitty? Hi, can we talk?"

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Kurt Wagner is enjoying his lazy Saturday moment. His sister, Rogue, is dolling herself up, her own words here, to a "non-date" with the Cajun and Kurt did what any good little brother would do, tease her until she got feed up with his acts and make him run. A nice family moment.

Now, as he watches Kitty ending a conversation on the phone, Kurt offers a more sincere smile to the girl who responds to him by waving her fluffy tail at him. "Elf, Are you free right now?"

And soon, Kurt and Kitty are spending the rest of the day together, turns out, Kitty likes disco music and loves 80´s stuff. "Katzchen, those outfits are awful" and Kitty playfully slaps his shoulder. "It was fashionable in the 80´s" "Katzchen, is clown syndrome"

Kurt and Kitty talk about their first day, about Tabitha and Amara. ("Did you know?" "She was never straight, but, I never knew she liked Amara" "Kurt, have you ever kissed a boy?" "uhm...no, but, I think I´m too straight to think about it. And you?" "I kissed a girl and a boy. I like it both. Guess I´m Bi, are you ok with that?" "Yes, not sure why people seem to think I would be homophobic") and they rest their heads on the bed enjoying such moment.

"Who did you kiss?" Kurt asked curiously and a bit scared for some reason he does not dare to linger for longer.

"The boy or girl?"

"Both"

"The girl was in my city. She didn't mind I was a mutant...and kissed me to prove, not sure if that kiss was real for real, but, I like it the idea. It was my first kiss. Now, for my second kiss, it was a boy in this school, Lance Alvers" and she looks at him waiting for his replies.

"LANCE?!" Kurt only speak this line as for some reason the idea of she kissing Lance is not very pleasant (as it wasn´t hearing about her first kiss with that girl. Why? Kurt is not homophobic)

"Yes, do you know him?"

"No, he´s from Brotherhood..."

"I know, and I know...Scott gave me the line ''he´s the enemy'' and I get it, but, in the end, are we all mutants?"

Kurt does not reply for a moment. Yes, aren´t they all mutants? "I don´t like him"

"Why?"

Kurt can´t form a word right now.

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"Tabitha, can we talk?" Kurt teleports to Tabitha´s door and knocks to get her attention, and, Tabitha arrives holding a hairdryer. "Blue? What´s going on?"

"Tabitha, Am I homophobic?"

"What? No, why you would think that?"

"Kitty told me she kissed a boy and a girl in the past and I´m not very happy with that"

"Kurt, you´re a dumbass, not a homophobic"

[capreversebb]

Week 3 round up!  // June 2 - June 8, 2018

Love You More (Steve/Bucky) - By: @loeily (artist) // @squeaky (author) // Steve, single parent, sometimes a bit of an anxious mess, definitely crushing on Bucky Barnes.

Like A Fire Softly Burning (Pepper/Tony) - By: @whatthefoucault (artist) // @velvetjinx (author) // Tony finds himself on a journey of rediscovering family, and a potential new career in matchmaking

Who Needs a Bodyguard (Steve/Bucky) - By: @steve-rogers (artist) // @deceptivesoldier (author) // Who needs a bodyguard? Steve doesn’t think he does. But oh, there’s Bucky.

Linger (Steve/Bucky) - By: @princess-of-the-worlds (artist) // @evieeden (author) // We all love a little angst with a happy ending! <3

Exquisitely Painful (Steve/Bucky) - By: @madara-nycteris (artist) // @jedormis (author) // We hope you enjoy this modern retelling of the myth of Galatea

If a Train Leaves the Station at 60 mph, How Fast will Bucky Barnes Fall in Love with Steve Rogers? (Steve/Bucky) - By: @tasteslikekeys  (artist) // @jinlinli (author) // Things Bucky needs to do to survive high school: ace the SATs, stop falling in love with Steve Rogers, fail horribly at number two.

Adoptions And Dinner Dates (Steve/bucky) - By: @comedicdrama (artist) // @trustbutverify012 (author) // Stucky, Kitties and Fluff, OH MY! <3 

Three’s “The Company” (Steve/Bucky/Natasha) - By: @king-of-moose (artist) // @romanticalgirl (author) // Our OT3 are are at it again in this spy thriller!!

in cayenne and honey, in vinegar and lime (Bucky/M'Baku, M'Baku/Okoye, Steve/Bucky) - By: @artgroves (artist) // Nonymos (author) // M'Baku is living a political romance epic. Bucky’s just a tired old wolf trying to nap in the sun. A canon-compliant post-Black Panther story in which worlds - and bodies - collide.

Good Enough (Steve/Bucky/Natasha) - By: @hopeless–geek (artist) // @goddessvicky (author) // When Bucky wakes up and begins to work through his past trauma and memories, things shift between him, Steve and Natasha. As more feelings are uncovered and revealed, the three must navigate their new reality.

Thyme and Tide (Steve/Bucky) - By: @seleneheart (artist) // @leveragehunters (author) // Time and tide wait for no man and fae bargains always come due.

Dancing With A Wolf (Steve/Bucky) - By: @gravesecret (artist) // @karadanverss (author) // Steve Finds Bucky in Bucharest, and this is their story. <3

Falling For The Sky (Steve/Bucky) - By: @quarra (artist) // @mshenkoaddiction (author) // A story in which the impossible happens, fairy tales come true, and Steve Rogers gets everything he’s ever needed.

Fractured Mending (Steve/Bucky) - By: @crankyfractal (artist) // @mmouse15 (author) // Bucky Barnes is not the only one that lives in his brain. There are others, and they, too, want to survive. 

where the leaves fall not (Steve/Bucky) - By: @starshieldfolder (artist) // @yetanotherobsessivereader (author) // Steve and Bucky work hard to improve human/elf relations. 

Family Doctor (Steve/bucky) - By: @buckybarners (artist) //savepowbuckybarnes (author)  // Just what the doctor ordered to cure your midweek slump!

Outisde In (Steve/Bucky) - By: @araniaart (artist) // @kat-atomic (author) // A new take on how Steve got the serum and Bucky got the arm in this modern AU!

Stranded (Steve/Sam) - By: @megara-arts (artist) // @onthecyberseas (author) // Nothing like a few explosions and a light head wound to bring people closer together!

Coming Home (Steve/Bucky) - By: @mific (artist) // @soobunny22 (author) // Bucky and Steve, coming home to each other.

and so it seems (Steve/Bucky) - By: @debwalsh (artist) // @feedmethehellagay (author) // Steve and Bucky dancing in each reincarnation + the one time they didn’t (but still found their way in the end)

The Way to a Man’s Heart (Steve/Bucky) - By: @whatthefoucault (artist) // @princessniitza (author) // Here, have some Steve on a journey of self-discovery via 21st century food.

Truth or Consequences (Steve/Sam) - By: @downwarddnaspiral (artist) // @vextant (author) // Trouble comes to Apache Springs when the sheriff arrests an out-of-towner, but it seems it’s been brewing a long time.

One Green Thumb Deserves Another (Steve/Bucky) - By: delcetine (artist) // @theflailing (author) // There’s a small, grumpy nymph in Central park and Bucky tries not to let his prickly exterior discourage him.

Immortal Beloved (Steve/Bucky) - By: @debwalsh (artist) // @the_girl_without_a_face (author) // No matter what the setting, they’re meant for each other.

Check out our 2018 AO3 Collection! New works added until July 4th.

[elven-haven]

Sugarbush, tulip, sweet pea, wax flower

sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why? 

I most definitely have a sweet tooth, haha.  Sweets are one of my favorite things.  I really like candy (Sour Patch, chocolate), as well as cinnamon rolls, cookies, etc., and half of the fun of those is baking them for the people I love!  Also, berries.  Healthy sweets are wonderful, too.  Salads w/tender greens and sweet dressings. Etc. :)  

tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?

You know, I think it is my ELF lip stain.  It has lasted a really long time, and I love all red lip shades.  I think my staples are red lip stain or lipstick, and red and/or gold eyeshadow.  Idk if red could be considered natural, haha, but I try for subtly. Haha.

sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?  Elvish terms of endearment, terms of endearment from favorite books/video games… and ones based off of the person in particular, like Songbird if they are lovely and love to sing, etc… I am all about nicknames… help me…. C’s not a big fan so I save those affections for Fi: she is Pudding Cup, Cupcake, Little Tiger, Stinky, Lovely One, Beloved, Darling, Angel (I know that’s a little gag but she IS)… oh, and Cub or Wild Cub.  She’s so cute.  These are all based on personality traits she has, haha.  There are many more.  The more I love someone the more terms of endearment they will accrue over a lifetime.  Idk why, they come to me and I can’t help myself!!

waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?

Bee!  Though butterflies can be exquisite.  Bees just have more personality. You know? :)  Little bumbling guys.  They’re hard-working and friendly and I love them.

Thanks so much for the asks!  This was fun for me haha. :3  

[despairprayer]

⋆ your favourite DLC, ❄ your favourite da:i personal quest, ♛ your favourite da:o minor character

Dragon Age Positivity Meme

⋆ your favourite DLC 

This has to be Jaws of Hakkon, no contest - I loved all of the DLC from DAI, and I’m always going to be a sucker for Witch Hunt and Awakening, but Jaws of Hakkon just... did something to me, really. I can take or leave a lot of the JoH plot, but Inquisitor Ameridan’s story sticks with me every time I play through DAI, because he was just like the Herald: outrageously good at what he did, known throughout the land, renowned and beloved and feared in equal measure. And in spite of everything - his power, his influence, his friends in high places, his skilled and loyal companions - he still failed. He still came up against a fight he couldn’t win.And he’s all but forgotten for it. His lover is forgotten, literally written out of history. The fact that Ameridan is an elf is ignored by history. Even his motivations for coming to the Basin in the first place are forgotten and much-debated. And in the end, he doesn’t even get to finish the task he set out for, the task his friends and lover gave their lives for; he has to let himself die just hoping this new Inquisitor can do what he could not - and it hits especially hard for an Elven Inquisitor, because you have to look Ameridan in the eye and tell him what became of Halamshiral before he dies.And then there’s the conversation with Harding at the end, after Hakkon’s defeat, and just... man. The end of JoH is just heavy in a way the rest of the DLC never felt, to me. It’s victory, but it sort of leaves you with the realization that someday your Inquisitor is going to come up against a fight they can’t win, too; someday everything they have isn’t going to be enough. I almost wanted Trespasser to be it, honestly, and when the Herald’s hand started flaring up again... I was almost sure of it.

❄ your favourite da:i personal quest 

Demands of the Qun, because I love the Chargers with all my heart (and Dalish is probably my favorite minor DAI character). I’ll never, ever be able to sacrifice them, but that’s alright; I’d never want to. From meeting the rest of the Chargers in the tavern and hearing their stories and their silly, silly song to the final cutscene where Krem finally gets that shield bash right, it’s just a fantastic quest - and the Bull’s face when he looks to the Inquisitor to make the decision because he can’t is just heartbreaking. He loves his weird little family.

♛ your favourite da:o minor character 

Oh god don’t make me do this...I’m gonna go with Brother Genitivi. Local scholar and nerd who wanders face-first into a terrifying cult and still comes out of it pretty chill and ready to keep gathering knowledge. I was always so delighted to find new lore bits with his name attached in the other games; I like the idea that he’s still out there somewhere, even if no one’s quite sure where he is. I hold out a secret hope he’ll turn up again in DA4.Honorable mentions include Kitty (not Amalia, though; my god that child needed more lines to repeat while I was setting myself on fire), Zathrian and the Lady (who may not in fact qualify as minor characters but I don’t care), and that one guard captain in Denerim who says, “And people actually attack you? On purpose? Are they just stupid?”And Bodahn and Sandal. And Gorim. And little baby Dagna. ...Don’t make me do this

[marvelpositiverp]

"Our Elf"

A Parody of "Gaston" Music by: Alan Menken Original Lyrics by: Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by: Anna Kjartansdottir @icelandicandamess & Casper Andrews @veggiesaurusrex-grrr ICEMAN Gosh it disturbs me to see you, fuzz ball, looking so down in the dumps Everyone here loves to see you, Wagner Even though bamfs are cute chumps There's no man in school as beloved as you, the institute's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's kind like our elf No one's fine like our elf No one loves entertaining his friends like our elf For there's no man upstate half as silly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Scott, Rogue or Kitty And they'll say who's shoulder they'll always lean on X-MEN No one's fit as our elf sharper wit than our elf WOLVERINE And everyone knows when to quit 'cept our elf NIGHTCRAWLER I'm fully aware I'm exasperating X-MEN My, what a guy, fuzz ball!!!! ICEMAN Give five hurrahs, give 12 hip-hips! Kurt Wagner's the best and the rest are all- NIGHTCRAWLER (spoken) God's beloved children! ... X-MEN No one fights like our elf, Or wears tights like our elf Nobody can light up our lives like our elf For there's no one who's as full of raw talent NIGHTCRAWLER Well I did spend some years training hard ICEMAN Not a bit of him is scraggly or scrawny NIGHTCRAWLER Not true ROGUE (unamused) Is letting us love you through singing too hard X-MEN No one loves like our elf Or forgives like our elf No one has a soul quite as saintly as our elf NIGHTCRAWLER I'm just living as my God commanded X-MEN Kurt Wagner, great job! NIGHTCRAWLER (increasingly sheepish) When I was a lad I was all on my own With no one to turn to but God And now that I'm grown I am never alone Though I see no reason to applaud WOLVERINE Oh, shut up X-MEN My, what a guy, our elf! WOLVERINE It's a rare thing you do, Kurt, most Christians outgrew Following the laws regarding love that you do NIGHTCRAWLER (embarrassed, attempting to derail) ...I use crosses in all of my decorating... X-MEN My, what a guy, our Elf!

[nedsseveredhead2]

Really Rough Time/Plot Line

Heres a super quick rough plot line on what the frick is going on with my dragon age ocs cause ive basically rewritten dragon age asdfg my city now

Just a note: Maxie Lavellan belongs to erhybread and Laven Surana belongs to exventospes

Ancient Times:

- Falon is sold from his former master to Sylaise to be a spy/assassin. Hes trained in being a dreamer mage and was in a sleep state when Solas caused the veil, getting trapped on the wrong side. Hes been sealed away in a tomb, still just... snoozin.

Pre-Games:

Keeper Esme Mahariel begins getting cryptic dreams that appear to tell the future. They first appear as warnings to natural disasters or other such things and they are never wrong. One night she is told exactly how she is going to die: in childbirth, her son is going to be the one to kill an archdemon and end the blight. She accepts this as fate. She eventually gets another dream in which her best friend and lover Faunus Mahariel is tortured to death by shem’len. Fearing for him, she drugs him, then moves the clan on without him- hoping that distancing herself from him will keep him safe from her prophecies. She had no way of knowing that Faunus was eventually picked up by Clan Lavellan, and after his daughter, Fae, was born, he and his wife Vix succumbed to their foretold fate. Esme eventually meets a hunter from the Sabrae Clan. Finally ready to settle down, she puts her First in charge of Clan Mahariel and marries into the Sabrae Clan. She dies giving birth to Orion Mahariel, leaving him her own necklace and the wish that he keep her last name as her gifts to him.

Andreas Surana is the oldest sibling born to a war hero elf and a former orlesian maid, raised on stories of Loghain’s Night Elves, a faction in which his father had been a part of. His childhood comes crashing down when his father is killed by guards in an attempted uprising. Every move plagued with fear, Andreas does his best to keep his family safe, which becomes increasingly hard after his sister, Nedine, begins showing signs of magic. When his little brother Maxie comes crying to him about templars taking their baby sister away, Andreas does nothing, believing this to be for the best, causing tension between he and his family. This reaches a breaking point when a vacationing young human man stays in the alienage. While the man himself does nothing wrong, Andreas and a few friends get angry at the ease of which he lives, and break into his hotel room in what was supposed to be a simple robbery. Things take a turn though when the man catches them and a struggle ensues, causing Andreas to kill the man. He was caught, quite literally, red handed by guards and sentenced to death- only 18 years old. Luckily Warden Riordan had been passing through and heard of the boy, saving him from his sentence and recruiting Andreas into the wardens alongside the Orlesian bastard, Mathieu. Initially against the wardens and his recruitment, Andreas grew close to the two, beginning a relationship with Mathieu. All of this was cut tragically short however when a darkspawn ambush killed Mathieu and left Andreas short an eye and extremely scarred. While recovering in Weisshaupt, he took the open position to be the Chamberlain’s apprentice, and eventually himself became Chamberlain of the Grey.

Falon is..... still snoozing. Incase anyone was wondering.

Origins:

Orions father remarries and has Tamlen a year later. Orion is beloved by his clan, but they tend to tiptoe around the topic of his mother, which leaves him feeling a bit ostracized. Still, he cares deeply for his Clan, for his brother Tamlen, and his friends Fenarel and Merril. Orion agrees to check out the mirror with Tamlen after they hear it from three shem hunters they kill. Of course, that goes not well, attacked by a blighted bear, Tamlen sucked into the eluvian, and leaving Orion with blight sickness. Orion wakes in camp, but insists on going back to look for Tamlen- Merril and Fenarel tagging along to help. He searches until he passes out again, but not before he watches the warden Duncan shatter the eluvian. Back in camp, Duncan sits down with the Keeper and Orion, explains what Orion has, and requests he joins the wardens. Orion refuses, and Duncan uses his right of conscription. His Keeper accepts this, and a dumbfounded Orion is ‘banished’ from the Clan. 

Orion reawakens in a camp hes not familiar with. Duncan is there, and tells him he passed out again and had been out for awhile. During that time, Duncan had gone to the Circle of Kinloch Hold and brought back two mages- Nedine Surana, now going mainly by Ned, and Laven Surana. No relation, Suranas just... a common last name??? Who Knows. Things are very tense between them- especially Ned and Orion- Ned who sees the Wardens as heroes who shes honored to join, a chance at freedom, and Orion who views this as a prison, a shemlen whos taken him away from his home. While brooding in Ostagar, Orion meets Lumos, a mabari suffering the same affliction as him, and he tentatively agrees to help.

So then game stuff happens, you know the drill. Most of the changes from here on out are minor things. Orion has an emotional meeting with the werewolf elves, them being the first ones to talk openly about his mom. Ned finds Jowan, her childhood friend and crush, and while he was the one to save Connor personally, he was still sentenced to Tranquility. Orion did the dark ritual with Morrigan, and was the one to strike the killing blow to the Archdemon. While hes technically the Hero of Ferelden, he resigned from the Wardens, allowing Ned to take the mantle of Warden Commander. She immediately took the tranquil Jowan in, trying to find ways to fix that. Andreas learned about all of this like. a month later and screamed. Also? Laven and Orion are married. Amazing. Queen Anora gifts Orion Ostagar to use as an ‘elven homeland’. No one comes tho hes just livin there with Laven. fOR NOW.

Awakening:

Orion returns at Ned’s request, there have been crazy amounts of darkspawn sightings and shes worried about another archdemon. Orion agrees to help her out for old times sake and uncovers the Architect. Bringing the info back to Ned, they make a plan to kill both the Archiect and the Mother. However in the final battle, Ned stays behind to protect the Keep while Orion does the field work. He spares the Architect, agreeing to let him experiment on him on ways to cure the Taint and stop the Calling. He does kill The Mother though. He tells Ned both are dead, but Orion keeps tabs on the Architect and works with him.

DA2:

My Hawke is named Kitty Hawke and shes a wonderful lesbian who i love and thats all thats really original here DA2 was a masterpiece.

Ned eventually finds the work around to Jowan’s tranquility. She cures him, they get married. Andreas probably screams again.

Mathieu’s dead washed up body had been experimented on by necromancers, and Suprise! Hes not as dead as we may have thought! But thats a tale for another day.

Pre-Inquisition:

Budgie is taken in by the Adaars of the Tal-Vashoth. A while later, they rescue Archer, another young qunari. The two are raised as siblings by the qunari merc group hired by the Divine to guard the conclave.

Warden Commander Ned Surana agrees to investigate a section of the Wardens that have ceased communicating with Weisshaupt. She isn’t heard from again.

A slight ripple in the fade finally causes Falon to wake up, covered in dust, no longer in his own time. We’re not in Ancient Arlathan anymore, toto!

Inquisition(this is where it gets wild):

Dalish ambassador and First to the Keeper Fae Lavellan is being escorted by Maxie Lavellan to the conclave when suddenly the god damn ground opens up and Falon drags himself out of an old elven ruin. 

Falon accompanies the two to the conclave, but eventually parts when he senses ancient elven magic. He follows the lead.

Archer gets spooked and runs out of the conclave, Budgie pursues.

Falon interrupts Corypheus, picks up the orb, and all hell breaks loose. Fae uses magic to protect her and Maxie, Budgie and Archer are far away enough from the blast that they end up fine, but Budgie loses an arm. The two are picked up by the remainder of their merc group.

Falon, Fae, and Maxie are all arrested, but Fae manages to talk Cassandra down. Falon has the anchor. The magic feels familiar but dangerous. He doesnt know why Solas makes him uneasy.

Budgie and Archer join the Inquisition as companions. Budgie wants to “find the bastard that took her arm”. Archer just doesnt like being too far from her. 

Orion joins the Inquisition as a companion after hearing Morrigan is there. He is unaware that he had a child with Morrigan, she had not told him about the ritual the night before the archdemon battle, and thus he did not know she was pregnant when she disappeared. He doesnt know Kieran is his until he overhears Morrigan and Falon talking about it later.

Andreas joins as an advisor when its revealed Wardens are involved. He reveals that Maxie Lavellan is his brother Maxie Surana who had ran away shortly after Andreas’ conscription. Maxie is heartbroken to learn that their baby sister, Ned, is still missing.

Kitty Hawke and Falon uncover that a brainwashed Ned is being kept by Erimond as a ‘guard dog.’ 

Ned Surana joins the Inquisition after being snapped out of it. Kitty Hawke is stuck in the fade. its probably temporary. We hope. The Surana siblings have a heart warming reunion.

Somewhere in this mess, Falon gets involved with Imshael. Falon views Imshael as a tangible piece of his past, Imshael exploits Falons loving and trusting nature and his need for a sense of normalcy. Its not a healthy relationship. But still.. Imshael does feel a slight sense of love towards Falon too, and watches out for him.

Clan Lavellan is completely destroyed. Fae Loses It briefly and learns necromancy to try and resurrect her whole clan. Falon convinces her this is a bad idea. She does resurect her Halla tho.

Fae eventually takes a dip in the Well of Sorrows and becomes a vessel for Mythal, should she need it.

Corypheus is eventually defeated, unleashing Falons fucking thousands of years of pent up rage by repeatedly calling him a slave and such. FALONS BEEN THRU A LOT CORY U SHOULD PROBABLY STOP WHILE UR AHEAD.. 

Falon breaks Solas’ orb, and Solas flees, leaving Falon confused.

Solas kills Flemeth and Mythal merges to Fae, a sort of Anders/Justice situation going on.

Fae now knows what Solas is, due to the soul merger, and uses Orion’s Ostagar as a base to start building an elven resistance. 

Orion has started getting cryptic dreams, a ghostly elven woman visiting him, claiming to be his mother. Shortly thereafter he begins showing signs of magic. He does not like this one bit. However, he joins Fae’s army. For something to do.

Trespasser:

Budgie has broken off from her merc group to form her own, the Rose Lions. Archer has joined with her, along with ‘a living dead man’, Mathieu. (Andreas is, again, screaming?)

Falon finally is adjusting to this new life, however the anchor is killing him slowly. Its like. Not great. The magic is unlocking a good many of his old memories, things he would have preferred stayed buried in the past. Whats more, the Dread Wolf sends his agents to help trigger these memories. Remind Falon of the past.... how things once were.

I havnt actually finished this dlc yet so I dont know the canon plot details asdfg but eventually...

Memories of Imshael in the past cause a fall out between the two, Falon ends their relationship. Imshael however decides to continue keeping an eye on him, finding his choices interesting.

Eventually Falon and Solas meet face to face, and Solas reveals that he is the dreadwolf and what his plan with the veil is. Solas takes the anchor, but the damage is already done to Falon and his arm has to be amputated before infection reaches his heart. 

Falon reviews all that hes learned and decides to join Fae and Orion to fight Solas, deciding they cant be stuck in the past and they have to keep moving forward.

[sonntam]

Another session of Via Fate, another day the elf got relentlessly antagonized by his party members and the world in general.

After epicly failed Boarquest, Graza drank herself into a stupor (on fancy/terrible glowing drinks), slept for 4 hours and awoke completely well rested and without a hangover.

By now there was a bounty on her head for 100 gold. A vewwy vewwy stealthy Dragonborn ranger decided to collect the bounty and was found in front of the orc’s tavern room. 

What was the Dragonborn like? Think Zevran, only more scaly and with less sex jokes. Otherwise he’s a direct copy. Very likeable, cute accent, obviously only thinks of himself, “it’s nothing personal, as long as there is money in it, I can easily change sides”. 

Instead of recruiting him, the group just sneaked out of the tavern, though. Graza could not give up on the idea of finding her gnome nemesis and she pleaded with the elf and the tree-druid to find him. Both said “no”. However, the tree has shown itself most cunning and gave Graza fifty gold to shut her up. It was twice the sum that the gnome stole from Graza, so she was willing to shut up for now. (But not without first pouting for the next three hours.)

All the while our wise and cautious law-abiding elf decided to lift the bounty by sacrificing the most beloved bag of fuzzy balls (which can summon animals) and paying money. And since bounty is about to be lifted, the Dragonborn (by the name of Rodrec) had no reason to track them down (which he still did, because he’s one damn lucky bastard), but also Rodrect had no money either. And if there is one thing our group of adventurers is good for, it’s getting sweet, sweet loot and money. No surprise random adventurers flock to us like there is no tomorrow.

Next order of business was the elf and the Dragonborn negotiating the terms of lifting the bounty with a city official. Not much to be said about it, except that in a matter of five minutes the elf was royally pissed off at Rodrec (likely because Rodrec is so much smoother than him). 

Graza attempted to bribe Rodrec into finding the gnome (with the 50 gold that the tree gave her), but was met with resounding, flat “no” from the elf. Dammit, he is not her Dad! Who does this elf think he is? The guy who... actually, nevermind, she owes him one. But just one.

City offical had a quest for our group (as city officals are known to do). We frolicked into the mines below the city and then got pounced by cats with tentacles. In a matter of two rounds, our local tree was brutally mauled and fainted. He got better, but the group was not so optimistic about our chances. Everyone was about to flee, but do you think Graza would run from some overgrown kittens? Oh no, you thought wrong. Graza just levelled up and got Frenzy which allows her to attack twice per round. With her Rage and high strength, this means her Greataxe attacks do about 14-16 damage. And with her 44 health, she is not scared of ANYTHING. Even if she would go down, she still had her Orcish Rage which would allow her to fight for 3 more rounds. And as far as I am concerned, 3 rounds are more than enough to finish off those kitties. 

I COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN PROVEN WRONG, but the group rethought their life choices and cautiously returned to field of battle. I like to think that my MOST IMPRESSIVE FELLING OF ONE OF THE CATS caused this change of mind. Alternately, they can’t bring themselves to abandon my orc to certain death in which case I say “Ha. Ha. Ha.”

No orc is afraid of death! And if an orc is afraid of death, the orc is as smart as she is brave and is well aware of this thing called “tactical retreat”. I am also pretty sure I could declare my cowardly allies enemies (or, hell, maybe just think of my gnome enemy and move towards him) and use my Agressive trait to move a full movement towards them AND THEN use my normal action to run away.

[kurtty-drabbles]

EW Kitty au (the diary)

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

N/A: Based on a prompt I did. EW Kurt is really kinky.

In a cold Tuesday, Kitty decides to take her students and her son to the Maerra, a Caribbean island that is far away from their home, but, teleportation spells are real and portals are too and Lockheed can be big enough to carry them to the new place, of course, Kitty prefers to use a safer transportation.

And Charlie notices how her mother is with her trademark smile, a plot is in the make and Charlie is unsure of what to do now, Jia and Magik are happier for be travelling in a dragon. And their excitement continues as they are walking in the marketing of Maerra and see the wonders.

Suddenly, they bump into Talia and her father, who judging by the groceries shops in her hand; they were spending some time in the famous markets of Maerra. Charlie notices her mother´s expression and her plot will happen any minute now. “Hello, Talia, hello, Kurt” she greets and Charlie, Jia and Magik did the same. (Although, Jia is not being very polite, understandable as she does not like Kurt at all) “me and the kids we're hoping to buy supplies and to teach a certain someone” Kitty, Jia and Yana points at Charlie amused “how to cook, the poor man does not know how to make a cake”

Talia laughs. “What? Really?!” she chortles at his expression. “The markets have street fairs teaching how to cook” Talia speaks in a sense of suggestion.

“Really? Could you take this man there?” Charlie has no means to say no as Talia is guiding Charlie to the street fair and Yana and Jia are getting the plot and follow them, leaving only Kurt and Kitty alone, he, like her beloved son, didn´t get the plot.

“I did that so we could be alone and that man should know how to cook” Kitty explained amused and resist to call Kurt child, well, this would fit the thematic of their conversation. Kurt now has a malicious smile, but, Kitty put a finger on his lips.

“I´m here because I want to talk with you and retrieve something that belongs to you” she explained taking out of her bag a notebook that has seen a better day, however, even the weary and decay cover does not stop Kurt to realize what it is and his blood turns cold.

“HOW?!” he asked almost feral and it gains the attention of the others, Kitty suggests them to go to their house, and yes, she knows he has a house here.

Arriving in his house, she explains that nice folks, “no, I won´t give their names”, paid her to get rid of ghosts living in their house, that used to belong to Kurt, and the ghosts are grateful enough that they send a gift to her. “Your diary”

“One” Kurt starts speaking loud but with no bite “is a journal and …did you read it?” Kitty nods and explain is the only way to know if it is really Kurt´s to retrieve it. Kurt frowns, but, Kitty assures him she only read the first page that has his name and nothing else.

“Now, you know my secret? A secret I buried deep into my soul” Kurt speaks too dramatically for Kitty´s taste and she explained once again she only read one page that has his name and nothing else. “A secret that no one can ever know”

Kitty rolls her eyes. “Oh, please, you have mommy kink, I don´t need a diary to know that, I´ve got eyes, elf, asking my son to share tales of his childhood, saying you don´t want to be a bad boy, looking an awestruck every time I mother my own son or my students, really, I didn´t read the diary nor I ever need to” she confessed.

“Aren´t you freak out? I have…this kinky for as long I can remember” Kurt speaks now confused.

“And I have blood kinky, elf, yet, you don´t see me being extra in the streets about that    “ she quipped back. “I´m here because I want to talk about this” she starts and Kurt is expecting the worse.

“I see, you think my kinky is a disease and I need therapy, trust me I tried, but, it never went away, my birth mother and foster mother were horrible and my analytic believes that´s the reason for my kink” Kurt explained deeply.

Kitty blinks. “You got to analytic? That´s wonderful, and stop being a dramatic elf, didn´t I just confess I have blood kink? No one here will be kink shame and if you want to act on your kink with me…is fine” Kitty speaks and Kurt is sure he´s dead and this is heaven “of course, we need to talk about boundaries and what´s comfortable for both of us”

“Why Am I surprised? And happy, but, surprised nonetheless?” Kurt asked this more to himself than anything. “Because you´re the worst detective ever, trying being subtle with you does not work” Kitty confess and Kurt can´t deny.