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livwritesstuff · 8 months ago

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Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.

(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).

Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).

What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth.

To strangers.

In public.

The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”

And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve.

It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).

He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).

One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.

(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).

The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”

And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”

Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.

#little do they know �� once the girls hit elementary school they start recounting all the parent-gossip they overhear #then eddie comes home one day to this conversation between steve and moe:#steve: and if anyone asks where you heard about this?#moe: carpool #steve: excellent #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #i feel like there's been a theme to this week's drabbles lol

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thedawningofthehour · 7 months ago

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One thing I always love about Gale pinafore fanart is that I can always tell which Google Images picture the artist used as inspiration, because they didn't know what a pinafore was before.

#also apparently i wore a pinafore in elementary school #also can be called a jumper #one of those plaid jumper ones yeah that's EXACTLY what i wore #but we just called it a uniform dress #i'm trying to think i honestly don't think girls were allowed to wear pants?#verses the uniform i had in high school that only allowed you to wear pants #because they were scared of girls wearing their skirts too short #fuck uniforms

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lonely-night · 11 months ago

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Yes, is this the proper paperwork??! I must know. I would love it if my formal request of Alex Cabot and Elementary thing became a thing. A fic would be great or even just a master post of your gif story sets. I would watch that show on repeat and never get bored.

But I would like to make that request properly, so if you could show me the forms? I can do them in triplicate and if my hand gets tired I will get a friend to fill the rest out. I don’t care if I’m standing here at this counter until NYE doing it.

@tunemyart AMY WE GOT ANOTHER SVU/ELEMENTARY BELIEVER

#ask #replies #please feel free to post your hc in this alex cabot in elementary verse!!!#we would love to see it

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averagedemigod · 2 years ago

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Katie: What's that? *moves hay* *Camera zooms into a bone* Miranda: Oh, my Zeus. Katie: A bone, from a person? Miranda: Nope. *walks away* Katie: *Drops bone and walks away at high speed* *Camera shows Travis, holding a skeleton and a bone* Travis: Got 'em. *Looks down at bone* Travis: Wait. Was this the one i buried? Oh. *drops bone* *Camera shows Nico laughing in the background as Will talks to the camera* Will: It's a beef rib

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joyfcll · 4 months ago

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||. yes i can and will reference parks and rec with every single verse i get the opportunity to do so. no i don't care how cliche that is.

#(personally i see human!joy as being an ice skating teacher 👀👀👀✨)#(in the movies she's always gliiiiding around and stepping in time with riley... she clearly loves it just as much as hockey)#(but since joy doesn't give me hockey coach vibes i'm making coming with a close second)#(otherwise it's an office manager or parks and rec worker and/or MAYBE an elementary school teacher)#(but a*my was 100% correct when she called IO-IO2 a workplace comedy so sticking with the office + parksrec vibes feels right)#(also i'm forever sad that there are no good animated collie characters...)#(i wanna make a zootopia verse at some point but i'm not actually sure what her fc would be???)#( ooc . ) — finding joy in the ordinary .

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survivoirs · 9 months ago

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The struggle of wanting to throw my Awoo boy at more people in other verses but WWDITS being such a silly comedic verse and not always knowing how to throw him at more serious musesASDFGHJ

anyways reminder that i love (1) werewolf pack dad SOBS

#Anton my beloved #at least in other verses i can make his werewolf form less ridiculous looking XD #listen even in his canon i made him an elementary school teacher and park ranger so i could give him big boy jobs #but hes still silly XD #i mean he probs leaves work at school with macaroni art glued to his shoes #ooc

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buffynha · 1 year ago

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A Second Life

By everdreaming3

There are some people who go through life just existing and not really living. Brittany Pierce was one of those people. She goes through the day to day motions of her life without much hope for the future. That is until she meets a woman that breaks her out of her dull existence and gives her an opportunity for a second life. Brittana AU.

Rated: Fiction M

Genre: Romance/Drama

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: 31

Words: 169,863

Published: Nov 9, 2015

Updated: Jan 22, 2016

I Remember When

By everdreaming3

A really long one-shot from Santana's POV reminiscing about her relationship with Brittany.

Rated: Fiction M

Genre: Romance/Drama

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 24,099

Published: Jan 27, 2016

A Second Life: Christmas Cheer

By everdreaming3

One-shot from A Second Life universe. The holidays are approaching, and Brittany and Santana take the twins on a last minute shopping excursion. Only they run into the last person they ever expected to find. A view into the life of the Lopez family.

Rated: Fiction T

Genre: Romance/Family

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 4,447

Published: Feb 17, 2016

A Second Life: Terrible Twos

By everdreaming3

One-shot from A Second Life 'verse. Brittany and Santana deal with raising toddlers and managing the stresses in life.

Rated: Fiction T

Genre: Romance/Family

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 4,474

Published: Feb 29, 2016

A Second Life: Wedding Bells

By everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life 'verse. Brittany and Santana celebrate a wedding in their own unique way.

Rated: Fiction M

Genre: Romance

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 5,718

Published: Mar 10, 2016

A Second Life: Leaving Lady

By everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life 'verse. The Lopez family deals with a loss.

Rated: Fiction T

Genre: Family/Drama

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 5,099

Published: Mar 30, 2016

A Second Life: Elementary Blues

By: everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life universe. The Lopez family negotiates life with two eight-year-olds, and handle a difficult day with the kids.

Rated: Fiction T

Genre: Family

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 5,567

Published: Apr 13, 2016

A Second Life: Troublesome Teens

By everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life 'verse. The kids are now teenagers and proving to be more than a handful for Brittany and Santana.

Rated: Fiction M

Genre: Romance/Family

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 4,406

Published: May 9, 2016

A Second Life: Graduation Day

By everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life universe. Santana and Brittany try to come to terms with their kids becoming adults and growing up so quickly.

Rated: Fiction T

Genre: Romance/Family

Pairing: Santana L., Brittany P.

Status: Complete

Chapters: one-shot

Words: 4,404

Published: May 25, 2016

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ailxvau · 6 months ago

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its crazy that we're allowed to campaign still actually

imagine a latina in the office, they'd say she stole the election or that its a coup.

2024 doesnt feel real to be honest if youre an adult, its a long post....

https://www.tiktok.com/@votesocialist2024/video/7346599386572410158?_t=8m5AAVKZBTm&_r=1

my ✨️second✨️ election and literally somebody very me a shotgun, its a lot, except its tumblr and i believe that

thank you

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livwritesstuff · 10 months ago

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Steve: Please tell me why your daughters just asked me if I’d still love them if they were a little weird.

Steve: As if they aren’t so fucking weird.

Steve: As if they aren’t downstairs learning the Nationwide insurance jingle as a duet on their recorders.

Steve: As if they didn’t spend twenty minutes yesterday letting glue dry on their hands so they could peel it off

Eddie: Well…would you?

Steve, ignoring him: And when I told them that everyone’s a little bit weird

Steve: You know what they said?

Steve: They said yeah, *you’re* a little weird. Not us though.

Eddie: *absolutely dying laughing*

Steve: And then you know what they said next?

Eddie: Oh god, there’s more?

Steve: They said would you love us *less* if we were weird?

Steve: So now I need you to figure out what about me is so weird that it’s keeping our children from loving me at maximum capacity.

Steve: Because how the fuck else was I supposed to interpret that?

#steve took it so personally he forgot to be concerned about where the question might be coming from #turns out calling people “weird” is circulating the elementary school #the girls haven't been victims of it yet but they are concerned #double post today woop woop #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson

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falseandrealultravival · 10 months ago

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Seeker (verse)

He studies elementary functions

devoting his life to it.

He studies intently.

subway starting from New York Station

Plot the distance to each station on the horizontal axis,

Plot the square of that distance on the vertical axis.

In other words, it is a quadratic function.

he made it his life's work

Hard-working.

He doesn't care what others say,

He studies intently.

Ah, seeker.

　(2023.12.23)

Rei Morishita

求道者（韻文）

彼は初等関数の研究に

一生を捧げている。

一心に研究する。

ニューヨーク駅を起点とする地下鉄の

各駅までの距離を横軸にプロットし、

その距離の２乗を縦軸にプロットする。

つまり２次関数なのだが

彼はそれを一生の仕事として

作業している。

他人が何と言おうとお構いなく、

一心に研究する。

ああ、求道者。

#seeker #verse #rei morishita #elementary functions #New York #quadratic function #life's work #hard-working

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frans-murphy · 1 year ago

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I think back to kindergarten crafts, the kind youd throw away when you reach high school.

I think about how each craft piece, paper, glue stick, beads and supplies were most likely bought out of my teachers’ pockets, unfortunately.

Now im an adult buying my own craft supplies.

I stock my craft room like an elementary school class room, all the supplies to myself

I think about those teachers, wishing them well wherever they are and hoping someday they wont have to pay out of pocket to teach

#free verse #poem #poetry #spilled poem #spilled poetry #spilled thoughts #teachers #primary school #elementary #kindergarten #crafts #poemsbyme #daily poem #reflection

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inutaffy · 2 years ago

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just saw a mike and nancy edit to if we have each other by alec benjamin . i'm not feeling the love in this chiles tonight

#it's that one verse you know what i'm talking ab #and i'm 23 and my folks are getting old i know they don't have forever and im scared to be alone and im thankful for my sister even tho #sometimes we fight when high school wasn't easy she's the reason i survived and i know she'd never leave me and i hate to see her cry so i #wrote this verse to tell her that i'm always by her side i wrote this verse to tell her that #the worlds not perfect but it's not that bad if we have each other and that's all we have #i'll be your brother and i'll hold your hand #you should know i'll be there for you #when the worlds not perfect when the worlds not kind of we have each other then we'll both be fine #i'll be your brother and i'll hold your hand you should know i'll be there for you #sorry why do i know all that🧍🏽🧍🏽#i used to love his songs when i was in middle school 😭😭 and elementary actually

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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years ago

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in the power of Noticing Things The Xth Time Around the instrumentals-imitative "doot. doot. doot. dooWAH" vocals that kick in during the second verse of centerfold? superlative

#i've heard the song a fair number of times & always enjoyed it a lot. high energy & fun; a little goofy in great ways in subj & sonic style #it is extremely correct to work w/imitative vocalizations in your music no matter what. put in more. More #(and the Vocal [doot] being on the backbeat as opposed to the Instrumental [doot]....superlative!]#and did i Mention that [verse into chorus] synth line...the drumming underneath it...#even the faux Live Performance psychout ending. a song about a Specific Ass Situation thank fucking god. deserved to chart like that.#also anytime i say Dad Rock i use it fairly neutrally lol. i'm a fan plenty of songs that would qualify; to be more specific #lmao love the instances of [no matter how many ties i hear it i cannot distinguish this sequence into phonemes in a way that corresponds to #words (or words that fit into the context in any comprehensible way)] i.e. went ''okay time to look up lyrics b/c i will always be going:#flowers What about her dress??'' & the line is apparently ''while i was thinking about her dress'' lol love when the revelations of #mishearing are funny like Ah right....and claims it's ''slipped me notes'' rather than ''slipping notes'' but doesn't change too much #being like [i cannot decipher these lyrics] is generally a more fun casual version of ''especial tendency to struggle w/audio processing''#versus like not knowing what tf someone's said in this part in a movie or smthing no matter how many times you hear it #or of course the most A Problem: not being able to parse what's being Spoken in some in-person situation #might be an occasion you can't get anything repeated; might be an occasion where for some reason/s a repeat doesn't even help....#also forever the Idiosyncratic Origin Stories behind [genuine friendships formed when you are autistic] e.g. like yeah one of my good #elementary school friendships? was one where we did parallel play; maybe never or very rarely actually Spoke; our Distracting Each Other #was punished with more of a singular intensity than i ever saw Anyone's ''distracting each other'' interactions....#took years of being at the same job (part time; so not like monday thru friday 9 to 5 Always being there at the same time anyways)#for me & a coworker to start talking & become work friends; then regular friends #their name was angel; so the menace i became when we had such a dad rock station on & these alignments occurred #though i would be engaging in singing along to things in general lol so

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pyonpyonpyon · 2 years ago

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@bishonenprince wants a Ramuda!

"Hm, hmm, hmm~!!" Ramuda sings a lyricless tune to himself as he dances and skips down the street. His hair almost seems to float around him, as soft and fluffy as cotton candy. The heart-shaped belt hanging under his jacket follows his every spin.

With a relaxed, wandering gaze, he eyes each person around him. That lady's someone he already asked, that mister looks like he's in too much of a hurry, the cutie over there's in too big a group and it'd be a pain to imply favoritism when he's supposed to love everyone... there!

"Hey hey mister~!!" He calls out, waving and running in front of the stranger with barely a care in the world. With a bright and innocent grin, he spins on his heel and winks. "Are you busy? 'Cause, like, you're super pretty and I was wondering if you'd model a widdle for my brand~!"

#bishonenprince #magical lollipop drops (ramuda)#ramuda verse: shibuya marble texture #[I don't know how much you know about hypmic but!!!]#[I love ramuda so much he's so funny he has literally asked random ppl on the street to model for him like twice in canon]#[the first time they thought he was in elementary school....]#[the second time thankfully he has a reputation by then so it didn't happen again lol]

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damnprecious · 1 year ago

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do you ever open the local newspaper and get greeted by the face of your nemesis

#noopa rambles #sfdffdh ngl I don't think I would've actually recognized him had his name not also been included #fucking mustard nemesis #if there's ever a condiment corporate devil in crescent!verse yall know it'll be inspired by this dude #am I still holding a grudge over a stupid bet he made when we were on like the 1st grade or smt?#I absolutely am.#and I will hold that grudge until the end of time itself.#dude made a bet he'd kiss me by the end of 6th grade #I was. Not. happy about that bet #and ofc the rest of the boys in my class teased me mercilessly about it #I didn't have anything to do with the damn bet!!!#like. I was Not a willing participant in this whole bullshit deal yet they bullied me about it lmfao #guess the idea of the Popular Kid kissing the Unpopular Kid was Funny to them #joke's on them I'm very much romance repulsed and I do not plan on kissing Anyone Ever #fuck elementary school am I rite

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cordiibus · 2 years ago

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been watching abbott elementary and just teacher aus.

#( joaquin & daichi are both teachers in their human verses but university )#( but imagine elementary art teacher joaquin ?? cuuute )#( single parents and teachers ??? teachers and teachers ??? yes )#( wishlist. )

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