#electrician grandpa

[ragsy]

I love living in a house that, every time I have to call out a plumber or an electrician to look at something, it always ends with the maintenance guy putting his hands on his hips and going "huh. That's weird, why is it like that"

[veganhamsalad]

My fiancé flew down and it’s so nice having him hear beside my family. He’s so kind intelligent and gentle I wish this could be how we lived, like him here and family too, his family as well I love them

[johnnydany]

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[stardewremixed]

Justice for Stardewies

Because people need jobs and purpose...

Jodi

has been a single mom for so long, even though Kent returns in Year 2. She was a Registered Nurse, and replaces Maru at the clinic when Maru decides to go back to school. Jodi starts to feel her confidence grow as she works outside her home. And Harvey is a good boss, letting her work around Vincent's school schedule.

Maru

Inspired by Harvey, Maru wants to pursue and advanced degree in medical technology. With her poor eyesight, her dreams of becoming an astronaut faded. But she still gets to tinker and play with technology, which is something she loves.

Marnie / Marlon

deserves better than a "secret" relationship with Lewis. His family has wealth and historically held positions of power. The Governor is his cousin after all. Still Marnie deserves real "out in the open" love. Marlon asks her out one day after she visits the Adventurer's Guild with the weekly dairy delivery. Their first official date is the Flower Dance. And they dance together for the whole town to see. Lewis is jealous but... he had his chance. #sorrynotsorry

Shane

is sober and working at the movie theater during the evenings. He attends vet school during the day. Shane wants to open an animal clinic, with an emphasis on chickens... 🐔 er... farm animals. And he makes his famous pepper poppers for all town events.

Pam

Pam went to rehab. She is now reemployed at Pierre's. She really enjoys helping customers find what they are looking for, and she joined Caroline's class to get fit. She has already dropped almost 20lbs.

Robin

Robin does so much for the town. She is convinced by the people to run against Lewis. And then she actually wins. Since she finally has help from Alex, Robin's business is booming. She is able to hire on another employee so she can focus on her new important duties as Mayor of Pelican Town.

Linus

Is anyone surprised he actually has money? And lots of it? Linus gets involved with other veterans like himself with much encouragement from Gus. Now with properly flowing taxpayers' dollars, Linus is able to build a tiny Veterans Village for former military men and women to "get off grid," find healing, and a fresh start. Kent gets involved too after he starts counseling for his PTSD.

Alex

Robin hired Alex as a handyman. Alex is surprisingly good with his hands and figuring things out, especially electrical. With no formal training, he can rewire televisions and stereos. At first, he just tinkers in Robin's workshop. But then he starts doing bigger projects. After getting an electricians license, Alex helps wire houses and rewire faulty electrical in other homes and businesses around the Valley. It's blue collar work but it pays really well, and his skills are sorely needed. And he can work as he wants. So he still has plenty of time to toss the gridball around with friends, and take Dusty to the dog park, and even help Granny in the kitchen.

Evelyn / George

Ev still helps out at the community garden. She starts growing spices and herbs to bake in her breads and cookies. Once the Community Center is repaired, Evelyn hosts a bake sale to help with the upkeep. And Haley joins her in organizing a cake walk. George gets motivated, with encouragement from Jodi (since she is a vet's wife), to do the Valley's own version of Special Olympics. Alex helps his grandpa train.

Abigail

finally graduates after six years. She knows what she wants. She is going to pursue a master's in folklore and mythology. While it isn't business like her dad wanted, Pierre is still proud of his little girl. Abi leaves for Zuzu City (on the repaired bus line). She also has an internship lined up, translating manuscripts (since she learned ancient Dwarven).

Sebastian

takes coding to the next level. He finds a partner in Zuzu. They start a tech company together. Seb still comes home on weekends to spend time with his family (he and Demetrius patched things up ever since his stepdad got his official diagnosis as autistic). Seb always brings rice pudding for Demetrius, from the Asian Market he lives above. Seb is also working on releasing his first video game, inspired by his experiences in the mines.

Sam

After the band breaks up, Sam decides to go solo. He leaves for Zuzu City for some gigs. The first weekend he is there, he makes a connection with a talent scout who thinks Sam is really good. Sam starts landing bigger and bigger shows. Next thing he knows, he's traveling the world, opening for big name bands. It is a dream come true. He never stays in one place too long, but that's just what he loves about his "work."

Elliott

publishes his romance novel. And then his editor suggests a series. It is super successful. With his new steady income, Elliott upgrades his cabin to a proper beach cottage. He teams up with Penny to write a children's book.

Penny / the children

returns to school and obtains a proper teaching license. With help from Robin, she opens an after school enrichment program for Vincent, Jas, Leo, and a few other children. And she partners with Professor Snail to offer summer camps on Ginger Island. Penny also organizes a beach clean-up day.

Vincent starts an entomology club with the Prof, much to his delight.

Jas works with Emily to create costumes for a play. The story of the Winter Star is the first show they put on for the town. And this seriously helps Jas' confidence.

Leo repairs the treehouse with the help of Alex. And Pam, who attended cosmetology school, gives him a proper "big kid" haircut.

[gojo-enthusiast]

The King & His Curses — Chapter One: Mine All Mine

18+ | DARK CONTENT | R | Smut | Death

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“Here.” You said, as you handed your husband a paper bag with his breakfast, and lunch.

“You still mad?” He chuckled, looking at his watch 5:32AM “Nope.” You said as you turned around to go back into your shared bedroom, to go back to sleep. You felt your body being twisted around, and your husband was now close to your face. “If you aren’t mad anymore, then why are forgetting to kiss me goodbye?” He smirked. “Because I simply am not in a kissing mood.” You huffed, as you looked away from him. The night prior, your husband had not only worked late but afterwards he went to the bar to have a couple beers with the guys he works along side with, while you, were slaving in the kitchen, making him dinner, and waiting for him to get home. “Oh— is that so doll?” He chuckled, as he smacked his lips onto yours, and kissing you roughly. He let go after a few seconds, leaving you breathless. “I will see you tonight.” He smirked, as he smacked your ass, and kissed you a final time. “I love you…” you mumbled, he smiled, his canines peeking out, “I love you too doll.”

You were 22, and Sukuna was 25, you two had gotten married when you were 18 and he was 21. You both were childhood friends, his grandpa would babysit you as your parents went to work, and you were not old enough to go to school, you mostly were around his brother Yuuji, and his half brother Choso, being that you 3 were closest in age, but even then you always were attached to Sukuna, even as a baby.

You recall when you were 7 and Sukuna was 10, Grandpa Itadori waited at the bus stop for you, Yuuji, and Choso, and you always begged to wait at the bus stop for 10 more minutes so you could walk with Sukuna back home, Grandpa Itadori always let you, knowing you would cry otherwise.

“SUUUUUKKKUNNNAAAA!” You would sing out as he stepped off the bus, with his same old same old cold expression, but something about seeing this little girl he’s known his whole life, he would get this toothy grin, and run up to you, while all his friends called out for him, he would pay them no mind. “How was school?” You would smile, dancing around, and having your hands intertwined with his as you both walked home together. “Lame, my teacher is such a nag.” He would huff, “What’s a nag?” You would peer up at the older boy, admired by him. “She always tells me what to do, and tells me to stop doing things.” He replied, “Well she is the teacher, we have to listen to her.” You would poke at his cheek. “I don’t! I don’t listen to anyone.” He would say with a hmph. “Well you should listen to your teacher.” You would say with a smile. After that, Sukuna would listen to his teachers up until he graduated, all because that seven year old girl had told him to.

You knew you were in love with Sukuna when you were thirteen, he had turned sixteen, and you watched as one day he sprouted like a tree, and at 16, he was already 5’10. You watched as all the girls drooled over him, and would ask him to walk them home, but he always had one priority, and that was walking you back to his house to do homework. “Come on kid.” He would say, pinching your cheeks. You began to blush, that was when you realized you had fallen in love with him, which Yuuji and Choso always knew, they picked on you for a while for not realizing it sooner.

At 17, was finally when you snapped, he had turned 20, he had just started his career in being an electrician, and met some girl at a stupid bar with his buddies. You were at Grandpa Itadori’s house doing your homework with Yuuji, while Choso was taking his college classes, when you saw Sukuna bring a girl over to the house, and he was making them a sandwich, and invited her up to his room, to watch tv. You weren’t stupid, you knew he was a player, and would mess around with different girls. “Hey why the long face?” Yuuji chuckled, knowing damn well why you were upset. “I just don’t get what he sees in her?” You said with a sigh. “Yeah, I don’t see why he’s messing with all these girls, when he’s gonna ask you to marry him when you turn eighteen and graduate.” Yuuji says carelessly. “What?” You whipped your head around. “Yeah he said he was gonna ask y/n to marry him— wait oh shit.” Yuuji shook his head, “Y/n! Don’t say anything!” He covered your mouth.

“Hey, why are you covering her mouth like that punk!” Sukuna hisses, as he came down stairs to grab a soda. You both turned to look at Sukuna, and your eyes teared up. “I’m going home.” You said, as you grabbed your things, and walked out the house. “Hey!” Sukuna called out, not knowing what just happened, he death glared Yuuji, “What did you do?”

You walked across the cul-de-sac to your house, your parent were never home, so you knew you could cry without being interrupted, as you opened your front door, you felt a force, where you couldn’t shut it. “Y/n!” Sukuna breathed out, he had looked like he had been running after you. “What?” You hissed, as you wiped your tears. “What can I do for you?” You added, being extra cold. “Why are you mad at me? What did I do?” He grunted, “I don’t want to talk to you.” You wiped your eyes again with your sleeve. “Why are you crying? What did Yuuji say? I’ll kick his ass if he hurt you, who hurt you? I’ll kick their ass right now!” He said in an almost angry panic. “Then you should kick your own ass!” You huffed. “What did I do?” He asked puzzled. “Just go away, go to one of your little girlfriends.” You shooed him away. “Is that what this is about?” He said softer, finally stepping in the house and shutting the door. “NO!” You shouted, “Clearly it is, why are you upset that I have a girl over?” He peered into your eyes, he knew why, he knew that you liked him, but this is Sukuna we are talking about, he is having his fun, because once you graduate, he was wanting to marry you, Grandpa Itadori told him to wait, to be patient, to secure a good job, have his fun, and then settle down when you graduated.

“I don’t want to talk about it Sukuna…” You whimpered. You felt him pull you into a hug. “She doesn’t mean anything and you know that, I just… I am a man okay, and I have needs, and I can’t…” He got silent. “You can’t what?” You peered up. “Y/n” He groaned, throwing his head back. “Just be patient with me, and you will see.” He begged, you knew what he meant, the glimmer of hope in your chest. “Okay.” You sniffled, “I promise it will be worth the wait.” He kissed your forehead.

After that you never saw another girl again.

Two weeks after graduating, you had forgotten what Yuuji had said about Sukuna, your parent’s divorced, and your mom started taking out all her anger on you. Which led you to live with your dad in his one bedroom apartment, he slept on a pull out couch, while he gave you the bedroom.

“Dad, I’m sorry that you have to sleep on that couch.” You cried one night. Your dad pulled you into a hug, telling you to never apologize, he ended up telling you how sorry he was for not being there for you more, and not working hard on his marriage, even though he tried, your mom was simply just a selfish woman, and enjoyed her freedom. “I promise one day, you will have a better life than this.” He smiled, rubbing your ring finger. You didn’t notice it at the time, but your dad already knew, Sukuna had already asked for your hand in marriage, and even though your father was protective over you, if he had to choose anyone to marry his daughter, it was going to be Sukuna, despite the tattoos that littered his skin, and and stone cold expression.

KNOCK KNOCK

“Can you get that sweetie?” Your dad said from the kitchen, on a random Tuesday. “Yes daddy!” You yelled out, as you finished getting dressed. Your dad had just bought you a car, and you wanted to go surprise Sukuna and the boys. You opened the door, and see Sukuna with a goodie basket. “Suuuukkkkuuuuu!” You squeal, grabbing the basket, putting it down, and hopping into his arms for a hug. “Hey my girl.” He smiled, rubbing your back. “What are you doing here?” You smiled big, “I came to say hi, I was in the area, and since your pops got himself a new place, wanted to bring some housewarming presents. He said as you stood back up, with the hugest smile on your face. It had been 3 months since graduating, and you were working at a little optical shop, selling glasses, which ended up making you more money than you anticipated. “And wanted to congratulate you on graduating and getting you a big girl job.” He smiled. “Thank you Suku! I am making $18/hr! Isn’t that crazy for my first job?” You squealed, you felt like things were finally looking up. “Hey Sukuna.” Your dad waved as Sukuna finally came into the apartment. “Hey Mr. Y/L/N” He waved back. “I brought you some housewarming stuff, sorry I am a little late.” He smiled, handing your dad the basket full of stuff, one of them being a very expensive whiskey. “Hey, this is the good stuff Sukuna!” Your dad smiled brightly, the same smile that you always had, your dad and you were the same person, you didn’t really resemble your mom’s personality, only her facial features. “Learned from the best sir.” He smiled. “I see you got some new ink?” Your dad pointed. “Oh yeah, a buddy of mine tattoos now, so I got some work done.” He said as he lifted his sleeve to show the sleeve in process. “That’s real cool kid.” Your dad nods with a smile. “Is it okay, that I take your daughter out for a little? I’ll bring her back, around 9PM?” Sukuna said nervously, you whipped your head to your dad, nodding excitedly. “Yeah I don’t see why not, her curfew is 12, so if you are running a little after 9, that’s okay.” He smiled. “Really daddy!” You smiled, giving your dad a hug. “I love you sweetie, you two be careful.” Your dad smiled, as he waved you two goodbye.

“Where we going?” You said as you sat in the passenger seat of his truck. “I saw this field area, and it has some shops that I think you would find fun.” He said, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. “Are Yuuji and Choso coming too?” You said as you fidgeted with the end of your skirt. “Nope, just you and I.” He said in an almost nervous tone. “You been busy Suku.” You sighed, sighing louder than what you meant. “I have, work has been busier than normal.” He responded. “I know, it’s okay— I’m just happy I get you all to myself.” You giggled. You saw as he pulled into a parking spot in front of this field, with wildflowers all around.

“Sukkkkuuuuu! This is so pretty!” You sang out, smiling brightly, as you jumped out the truck. “Be careful now.” He chuckled. “This is so pretty! You were right, I would love this.” You said as you pulled out your phone and took pictures of the field and flowers. he stood there, admiring you, the tips of his ears red. “Sukuna, come on.” You pulled at his hand, walking into the field of flowers. You didn’t even realize a woman snapping photos as you danced around in the field. “Y/n” Sukuna said softly, you turned around with your eyes sparkling, and a slight blush on your cheeks, you were at your peak of happiness, you felt as if you could never be happier. You saw as he stood there nervously, his hand in his pocket, clutching something. “What is it Suku?” You said, as you walked up to him. “How would you feel if you always had me to yourself?” He asked. “What do you mean?” Your breath hitched, you knew what was happening but you didn’t.

“What if I said I wanted you all to myself, for the rest of our lives? What if I said I have been waiting for this moment my entire life, and now I want nothing but you.” He said as he pulled out a little velvet box from his pocket. You smiled, tears swelling up in your eyes. “I know this is not how it usually goes, I know typically you date, and all that cheesy stuff, but I want to do all of those things with you being my wife, I don’t want you just as a girlfriend, I want to make you Mrs. Itadori, I want… please marry me.” He said as his red eyes glimmered in the sun. You dropped to your knees, tears slipping down, you looked up at his soft face, that people were so scared of. You placed your hand on his cheek, rubbing it softly, “Of course I will marry you Suku.” You smiled, as you pulled him into a crushing embrace. He slipped the diamond ring on your ring finger, lifted you up, and spun you around. Next thing you know, you see Choso, Yuuji, your friend Nobora, Uraume, Shoko, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, and Haibara standing there clapping, and the one right in front of all of them, is your dad and Grandpa Itadori. You hadn’t realized your dad had been following you guys the whole time.

You cried as you hugged everyone, and the woman taking photos, kept on with taking them.

You both got married 2 months later, in the same flower field. He had been building you and him a home, hence why he had been busier than ever. You remembered the first day you walked in, you fell so in love, it had the cottage feel you always dreamed off, a window in front of the kitchen sink, and big windows all around. You decorated it so comfortably, feeling like home in such a short time.

“SUUUUUUUUKUNA!” You groaned, “What doll?” He lifted his brow looking at you from the couch. You two had been married for 6 months— “I know what I want for our 6 month anniversary.” You smiled as you plopped down next to him. “Want?” He questions. “Since when do we give gifts on a 6 month anniversary?” He questioned. “We do!” You shook his shoulders. “Hmm this is a first I am hearing this, but okay… What is it that you want doll?” He chuckled. “A kitty!” You said with the biggest puppy dog eyes. “Ahhhh…. No.” He pinched your nose as he stood up to get himself some water. “But whyyyyyy?” You groaned. “Doll, you got chickens outside.” He said. “Yeah, but we got chickens so we could have fresh eggs.” You groaned. “And how is this kitty going to benefit us?” He questioned. “With its cuteness!” You stood up, pulling on his arm. “Pleaaaaase.” You whined. “Cuteness doesn’t do anything for me hon.” He said nonchalantly. “It did with me.” You pouted. “Yeah, but you give me something that does benefit.” He smirked, gripping your ass. You blushed brightly, you two were very intimate, but you were still very very shy, he always had to ease you into it, and was still working on you to open up more sexually. “Sukkkuuu.” You groaned, as he attached his lips to your neck, sucking lightly.

“No cat, but maybe a baby will do?” He softly nipped at your neck. “A kittyyyyyy.” You moaned, as he continued to suck on your neck. He lifted you up, hauling you to the bedroom, “I’ll think about it, but right now, what we need to think about, is you taking off these clothes.” He said as he lifted your shirt off, and shut the bedroom door.

A couple days later, you were doing dishes, and you heard your husband walking in. “Hey Suku, how was work?” You smiled, as you walked up to him, and kissed him. “Good.” He said with a toothy grin. “What’s so funny?” You questioned. All of a sudden, you see him pull a tuxedo kitten out of his jacket. “Sukuna!” You squealed. “Happy 6 month anniversary doll.” He kissed your forehead. “I got everything we will need for the rascal in the truck.” He pat your head, you were crying. “I love you so much!” You cried as you hugged your husband, and started loving on the new little kitty.

Your marriage was your own version of perfect, you 2 had been married now for 4 years, hardly fought, your husband doted on you. Showered you with fresh flowers every week, and made love to you nearly everyday. He always would have the excuse “I can tell you need me, let me help you.” But you were convinced, it was not you who needed it, but him. He was madly in love with you, and hated not touching you.

“Sukuna! I’m on my period, stop it.” You would groan. “I don’t care about that, let me love on you baby.” He would groan, stroking his achingly hard cock. “Noooooooooooo— oh…” You would moan, as he would bend you over, pulling your tampon right out, and slipping himself in. You did this every time, saying you didn’t want it, yet your body was pleading for him, but you always feared that because you were bleeding, he would be grossed out, he showed you time and time again, he loved you no matter what was going on, bleeding or no bleeding. “Fuck, you’re so wet and tight.” He would throw his head back in bliss. “Your period make’s it easier for me to slip right in.” He groaned, thrusting harder. “Oh Suku.” You softly would moan, your cheeks were a bright pink, and your ears were red as a tomato. “I don’t know why you try to fight me off.” He would chuckle, as he would thrust sharper, and pushing your head into the plush mattress. 8/10 times, sex with Sukuna was rough and fast. But the other times he wasn’t, he would gently caress you, and slow it down, a lot of those times, it was when you both would wake up on a Sunday morning, and he would slip himself in slowly, while rocking his hips, soft moans erupting from your lips. He knew your body like no other, you knew nothing before Sukuna, and then he brought you to even greater heights then you could ever imagine. You thought to yourself “maybe being with all those women was him practicing for me.”

Now here you were, present day, mad at your husband. “Hey, I love you.” He pointed at you, with a smirk. “I promise I will be home early today.” He said, as he opened the front door. “Okay fine, I love you too Suku.” You chuckled, feeling giddy over your husband.

Matter of a fact, he did come home early, but what he didn’t know, was that he was going to walk into a blood bath. He walked in, and could assume men had broken into your home, and taken your life away, as he stepped closer, dropping the lunch bag you had given him that morning with a note inside “I’m mad at you, but I love you. Be safe poopy head.” He saw your throat was slit, and you had stab wounds in your chest, whoever did this, left you for dead, no remorse, he saw your hand, you were clutching onto your phone, and your wedding ring was still on, “this wasn’t a mere robbery” he thought, as he stepped closer and saw your phone, his contact was pulled up. He dropped to his knees, screaming out in agony. He held your dead body, crying out, “WAKE UP! Baby wake up! Please!” He cried out. It was then he hears a squeak on the floor, he looks up, as blood now coated his clothes and face. The two men who had killed your wife were right in front of him, holding a knife, “Your wife put up quite a fight, but her screams were far to noisy, had to rip her vocal chords right out.” One of the men said, the other one chuckled. “I see why you kept her around though, despite her mouth, that pussy was the best I’ve had in a while.” He snickered. Sukuna’s eyes blazed red, and next thing he knew, he was ripping these men to shreds, cutting of their head with his finger, he didn’t know where this power came from, but something erupted in him, and he gave these men the worst death, far worse than yours.

By the end of the night, after butchering these men, he watched as blood dripped down his fingertips, and his heart was beating faster than he has ever felt. He grabbed your body, and taking you to the tub. He filled it up with water, placing your lifeless body in there. He then went back to the living room, and removed then mens bodies, and threw them in the backyard with the chickens. He saw a car headlight drive up, and when he went to look, it was Uraume.

“Sukuna?” They questioned out loud. He stood there covered in blood. “Sukuna… What happened, I’ve been trying to get a hold of you and y/n. Where is y/n?” They said. He pointed to the backyard, “They killed her… They killed my wife… So I killed them.” He said in the most calmest voice. Uraume went to the back yard and saw the mens shredded bodies. “Sukuna… How… How did you…” They were standing there in awe, of how he butchered those men that way. “I-I… I have some power.” He said, as he demonstrated it, slicing one of the chickens in half. “I didn’t know… I could do that.” He said as he then lifted the chickens dead body with this new found power. “Oh Sukuna…” They pulled him into a hug. “Uraume, my wife is in the bathtub, I’m going to go bathe with her.” He said as he walked into the house, and stripped his clothes in the living room, and walked to the bathroom, where your lifeless body was at. He took the time to clean off the blood, and to dry you off, as he did himself. He dressed you in your wedding dress you had worn 4 years prior, and dug your grave that same night. He burned the bodies of the men who killed you, and as he laid you to rest in the dirt, he cried, kissed you, and began covering your body with dirt.

This was only the beginning of his life as a Curse.

I hope you enjoy! I’ve been working on this for a hot minute!

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[stitchpunk1]

YO GUESS WHOS HERE TO TALK ABOUT HAZBIN FANKID OCS BITCHES!

Yeah Ive been wanting to do this for a bit but been super fucking lazy. Got some other fandom ones too I wanna talk about but what with Hazbins first season ending wanna talk about mine with a few tweaks I've done plus one I forgot to add in the last one. I will put this one under spoilers sense the eps just came out and now I have to change shit around till season two for a few of them.

First I have Lucy(used to be Mara and cliche name I know but i like it). She is Charlie and Vaggies kid and named after her grandpa(who spoilers her fucking ROTTEN). Kinda got a design in my head for her that goes with a lamb/goat theme because she is half demon and half angel. Shes got charlies blond hair but more in Vaggies short style and its slightly curly. Shes also got the little hooves, sheep ears and eyes are that horizontal goat type. Like before she is still an absolute artist and loves doing bigger art installations around hell. She ends up dating Husks daughter Heather when they get older.

Second we have Isabella who is by blood Angel and Alastors daughter but her other dad is Husk and sister is Heather. Still got the same design for her that shes a bit more centaur deer like. Shes got the ears(and tail because I'm not giving that headcanon up) of Alastor but with Angels color scheme and fur and kinda a mix of spider claws/hooves(trying to picture her like head/hair in my mind has been a BITCH trying to not just think of it as a carbon copy of Angel). Recently she has become absolutely fucking unhinged as a child in discussions with Musekicker. She is 100% a cannibal and loves to take bites out of people out of pure curiosity of how they taste(leading to many many child leashes that she usually manages to chew her way out of). I like to think that she becomes popular on the hell version of tiktok with cottagecore vibes with a mix of her cannibalism. Dunno why but I like to think that if Alastor sheds his antlers she collects them and makes them into headbands she wears(also uses them to stab people).When older she ends up dating Moxxie and Millies daughter Mable.

Heather is just Huskys by blood and a one night stand but after becoming a couple with Angle and Alastor they become her parents too and Isabella her sister. Every time I think of her design all I can picture is something like Sawyer from Cats Dont Dance. Shes mostly white with a bit of her dads dark grey. Her face all around is just a pure resting bitch face even if she isnt mad or in a bad mood("its literally just my face" is something she has to say a lot). Her biggest secret is how much she LOVES to sing especially musicals and wants to be a stage performer but she thinks she could never make it. She does start to try out in school or any local theater productions thanks to Lucys encouragement. I like to think that after quitting Mammon that even Fizz sometimes does shows for fun and he kinda mentors her after seeing her talent.

Two more to go! Vea is Val and Voxs little accident that they just decide to keep around. She looks mostly like a moth demon but more bluish and sometimes has a little bit of electricity that goes between her antenna. Shes pretty powerful as she can sometimes match Voxs powers if he say fucks around and locks electronics or tv channels. She ends up not exactly running away from home but just kind of wandering away as her parents pay her little to no mind. She ends up at the hotel and kinda taken in by everyone after they learn her story. She ends up becoming the hotels electrician and is fucking terrified of Niffty.

Lastly is one I forgot on my last post who I am not sure what to do with her after the last episode. Her name is Pia and she is Pen and Arackniss kid. Body type she looks mostly like Niss with a little snake tail but she can go full naga like with extra arms/legs when she wants. She has a hood/hair like Pen and is insanely venomous(took me like ten tries to fucking spell that right) do to being half snake/spider. If Pen is in heaven whenever these kids are around she is raised by Niss who stays around the hotel more to take care of her/keep her from his father(who you know is a fucking prick). When he isnt around Angel takes care of his niece. Shes mostly quiet and keeps to herself but she loves weapons of all kinds, being an absolutely crack shot with most firearms.

[babiebom]

Would I give them head?

A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!

Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.

Genre: headcanons nsfw

Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.

This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.

Masterlist

Sebastian

Duh no doubt about it

He is the love of my life (well one of them)

I would give him the best head wymmmmm

Sam

Yes boy deserves it

Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc

Shane

Love sad men it's a yes

Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.

Maybe I can cure him

Elliott

No

Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?

Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that

Harvey

Yeah he's the doctor for a small town

I gotta

Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die

Alex

No

I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me

If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess

Gus

Nope

Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good

Gunther

Maybe?

He kinda-

But not enough idk....

George

The reason I am writing this r n

The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle

Lewis

Absolutely not

Fuck you old man

Pierre

NO

I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick

Willy

No sorry

He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond

Love him tho stinky man

Kent

YES

would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man

He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me

I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc

Victor

Yes

I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.

Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him

Demetrius

No

I'd rather give Robin head

He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad

Marlon

No

As much as I like him he probably does not shower

Also he is for the marnie's only

Clint

No

I wanna punch him so bad

Mr Qi

Maybe?

I don't find him attractive

But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me

Grandpa

HA

HAAAAAAA

no what is wrong with you

Andy

No

Prolly tastes like battery acid

He also gives off racist vibes

Wizard

Yeah

He's chill he can get some head

Morris

Maybe for a discount

Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke

So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want

Phillip

YES

Another love of my life

It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me

June

Yuperoni pepperoni

We love a man who is talented

Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl

Jeric

Maybe

I love but also hate him

He also gives off bestie vibes

Shiro

Yeah

I feel like he needs it:(

Ezekiel

No

I do however wanna smack his bald head

Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it

Lorenzo

Dilf Ngl

Maybe its because of his name idk

Answer is yes

Kimpoi

It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out

No thank you I will not

Lance

Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes

His hair is cool

Isaac

Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child

But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me

Ian

If he takes a shower yes

Otherwise no

Kenneth

Yeah

I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician

I know nothing else about him

Sean

Yeah he's cute so he can have some head

Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl

Anton

Uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?

Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure

Bryle

No

He reminds me of family

Like his face

Jio

Yea

As I have said before I love a mysterious man

Love a man with a sword

Zayne

I have no idea what this is

But I guess??

Have no reason to hate him so sure

Bert

No

He looks stinky :((

I also feel like his wife would beat my ass

Freddie

No

He is for the Lola's only

I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it

Mr Aguar

No

I do not enjoy his face

Pika

Simply because im assuming his food is good

I'll say sure simply for free food

Richard

No

So sorry

But no

Sonny

I will give him a platonic handjob

He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family

[electropneumatic]

Shout out to my dad, who's a mechanic. And my cousin, who's a mechanic. And my other cousin, who's a mechanic. And my uncle, who designs cars. And my other uncle, who's a mechanic. And my grandpa, who was an electrician. In a factory that produced cars.

[habitual-creatures]

oh, fun little anecdote about my mom (bc i need to share it and its funny): apparently, when she was 14, she took a squirt gun to a powerline. it caused a temporary outage.

when i asked her why she did it she was like "i dunno. wanted to see what would happen"

...my grandpa/her dad was an electrician at the time. she knew a bit about powerlines. this did not stop her. nor did she hesitate.

~🕕

I respect that "looking god in the eye and spiting him anyway" energy lmao.

[watchingblsnowandforever]

Peaceful Property ep 1

Hi again =D

Sorry for the unofficial hiatus, I've been going through It. But I'm back!! (Mostly-)

I can't promise regular crack posts like I did for We Are, but expect me to drop in and rant about something then disappear into thin air again. Love y'all too <3

The first ep was loud and chaotic and pretty much what I'd expected.

I haven't yet developed strong feelings for this yet, but the characters are well written and the acting is absolutely on point and the comedy is underlined by real life struggles and the horror that we were promised. I usually steer clear of horror (not because I get scared I just don't like them and I'm so tired of seeing my friends' shocked faces when I say that. "You don't watch horror?!! 😲" No. I don't. Next question.) but I do sometimes dabble in mixed genres and stuff.

Personally, I do think that ghosts might be a metaphor for the oppressed in the society. For example, the electrician who hanged. He couldn't even finish his lunch, and his death was suppressed because the family had money so he never got proper justice. And suicide is almost always a sign of oppression (mental, physical, emotional or all) so yeah. [I major in Sociology so expect more of these 😭👍🏼]

I'm not exactly in the right mindset to do full on analyses of certain scenes even though I'd like to, but I'm hopeful that as I get to know the characters better (and my mental state improves), I'll be able to do that.

I really like Kan. She will take no shit from anyone and I have huge respect for her. Jan is as always the cutest little pookie, though Tay as Peach is a very strong competitor for the title.

And Grandpa with the water gun >>>>>>>>

Also. Is this a BL. I'm pretty sure it is. Have you seen the OST?? Like bruh. That's more BL than some actual BL osts I've seen. Unless. This is also a BL. And the colours!! Colours don't lie. I see a bright red rascal and I see a blue boy (credits to @respectthepetty). There's no way they're not getting together. (...is there? I hope not-)

The director of this series is the same as The Gifted and I still haven't recovered from PangWave, so please don't give me another one of those 😭

I think that's all for today.

If you got this far, thank you so much for reading! 😊

Here, have a slice of Watermelon 🍉

And have an amazing day too!!!

[bokettochild]

Opera house AU, had a Flora and Four idea

Based on my own experiences, Flora, Groose and Four all apprentice under Grandpa. Flora's an electrician, Groose a carpenter and Four a plumber. However, they all have plenty experience in each other's trades (I was an electrician for years and learnt plumbing and carpentry as part of the job)

They all passed their theory tests, they just need the hours working and thanks to the Opera House there's never a shortage of it XD

Grandpa gave Four his old plumbing wrenches, Groose his toolbelt and Flora a set of overalls. She's always wearing them

I don't think they're all apprenticed officially, but I like the idea!

None of the three have official areas of expertise. Four's nickname is more because he's mastered four different fields (plumbing, electric work, programming, mechanics). Groose is more their special effects and stunt gear worker, and tends to work more as a set builder and stage manager (preparing the stage between scenes and working the ropes and whatnot for special effects or stunts while four handles lights).

Groose was an accident for the opera. Sky brought him over one day because he needed to pick something up from work and Groose just wandered around and got himself lost before proceeding to insult Legend and Twilight's set design. Both were insulted, but then Groose showed them how to make it better and the affront was quickly fixed, especially when Groose lifted the set for them to help them move it. Twilight asked him to apply for work on the spot and Groose did. Despite is attitude, Grandpa is fond of him. The redhead doesn't like being tied down and isn't much for having others tell him what to do, so he's not exactly apprenticed, but he does appreciate having Grandpa come around and review his creations and help him at times when even Four is stumped (or too tired to properly think).

Flora's parents are under the impression she's working at the Opera as an actress, and because she's underage she can't technically be apprenticed anywhere without parental consent. Four took her under his wing to teach her what he knows though so she could still work at the opera but do what she loves instead of being on stage, but I feel Grandpa probably helps out where he can. Purah and Robbie (the basement gremlins) have a claim on her as well, but it's generally agreed that no one lets it out of the opera house itself that she's not acting, so there's no official papers or studying going on, just unofficial (Wild's trying to help her apply to classes online though). She appears in minor roles on stage to keep up appearances but prefers this arrangement.

Grandpa doesn't work at the opera of course, he runs a bike shop in the downtown district, but he visits. He definitely supplies the techs with materials, and he 100% got Flora her first set of coveralls (and got a huge hug in return). He and Four adore Flora and are hoping to officially apprentice her once shes of age, but she doesn't want to have to leave the opera, so Four's probably going to become her mentor, with Grandpa offering assistance and advice whenever they need it.

That said, Grandpa practically sees Flora as his bonus grand-daughter, and they spend her days off together a lot and get coffee or go bike riding. She doesn't own a motorcycle, but Four and Grandpa let her ride with them and she loves it! Grandpa's working on a battle-jacket for her as well, but shhhhh! she doesn't know, it's a birthday present :)

Flora's own father (Rhoam is a business tycoon) doesn't make much time for her, so he has no idea he's almost been replaced by a common bike mechanic and his weirdo grandson. Her mother has a bit of a clue, but she doesn't mind because it means Flora is out of the way and safe so she and Rhaom can work without worry that their daughter is up to no good behind their backs.

[octoooo]

It’s time for me to ramble about my Splatoon characters <3

Gonna be a long post, I can’t stop talking about these squiggly guys

First up is Yuki <3

He’s actually my in-game character and has been since I started playing Splatoon 2 in 2019.

ANYWAY He’s 19, aro/ace and uses he/they pronouns. Proficient with Dualie Squelchers and Heavy Splatling but do Not put a charger in his hands he will let you die (accidentally)

Family was part of the Octarian group forced underground post-Great Turf War. He grew up in Inkopolis Square after escaping. I say his family is “part of” because I’m pretty sure not all of the Octarian race was forced away. Some of them had to have escaped.

Being a pro ink-battler would be cool, he was a pretty decent soldier underground,but back then he battled for survival and recognition. Turf and Ranked made fighting fun. Took the games too seriously at first. He was used to the harsh training underground and knew that either you had what it took or you didn’t. And if he didn’t (aka being discharged from the military) then what else was he to do?

Certainly there were other jobs underground; the food hunters who scavenged the barren lands they lived in, “scientists” and “electricians” who worked in ways to keep their world alive & running despite the circumstances.

(It’s in quotes because,,,,I mean I can’t really say they’re qualified. Their knowledge would be helpful but not equivalent to a scientific or engineering degree up in Inkopolis)

He's a little ashamed to admit that, for quite some time, he harbored hatred for his related species (Inklings). They have everything, took everything from his own people yet still have the nerve to complain and be ungrateful. But he worked through this & doesn’t think like that anymore.

Had a lot of reflecting to do. Often would throw himself into Ranked to forget about it, but that wouldn’t last long. He had to come to terms with the fact that he has nothing on the surface. It’s what his people dreamed of, and he’s not trying to be ungrateful, but it’s not like he had a family, or anywhere to go at first. Technically he had it all in his old underground home; stable income, amicable neighbors, decent reputation due to his military service & status. But up in Inkopolis he has none of that. He lived in the shadows of alleys, no money and no way to get it,

Honestly if Inklings knew of his Octarian military service they would likely only distance more from him.

Speaking of Inklings; they were,,,alright. Some of them couldn’t even tell he was an Octoling from underground until he spoke. Those who could tell showed him nothing but hostility. It doesn’t help much that he didn’t know a lick of modern Inklish.

(The most Inklish he knew was of the old script used 100+ years ago that they teach underground, so he talks like a grandpa)

He spent his early days hiding in alleys watching the locals go about their days. He would always notice the younger Inklings with weapons going to and from the Great Zapfish Tower (we know it’s the battle lobby but that’s what he’d call it) and a weapons shop.

He went to the Battle tower first, but quickly realized you need both a weapon and gear to play (play what though? He had no idea but he’s interested now). After being pointed in the right direction, he was freshly equipped with a splattershot jr, basic gear and ready for turf war.

For a while, he kept losing because he was focused on getting kills, and his teammates did Not like him. It doesn’t help that he can’t understand them either, so when they say to play objective (ink the ground) he doesn’t listen.

It took him some months, a lot of awkward hovering around inkling convos, and a good amount of teammates yelling at him, for him to learn more modern Inklish. When he did, he finally got to read the rules of turf war & gave it another shot. Things got better from there; he earned money for a small apartment, got more weapons, became more social (he still talks like a grandpa most of the time), but he still has that self-reflecting to do.

His first Splatfest was a bit of a disaster? It was Pancakes vs Waffles and he thought there was an absolute correct answer. Making decisions in the military is more cut & dry and each option has consequences so it’s important to pick the right choice. He tried getting people to understand that pancakes were the better choice and that something bad would befall the people who chose waffle (then waffle won and he had to eat his words. He kinda panicked thinking something bad actually would happen)

What drew him to the Splatlands was that people kept asking him if he was from there. The inklings on the surface eventually kinda learn that Octolings live in the Splatlands, but few know that many of them survived underground. When he answers that he’s from the underground they give him a weird look. Eventually he decides to visit the Splatlands and loves it!

It’s an organized mess and there’s a bigger presence of his own culture there compared to Inkopolis Square. It’s a little different but still of the same roots.

-

I also wanna touch on why he’s trans since like,,it wasn’t just a random choice to add spice to his traits. So back when I got Splatoon 2 in early 2019, I played & beat Octo Expansion. I usually used the male character. Something about him just made me go “yaaayayay.” At this point in life, I knew I wasn’t trans but I had recently experimented with chest binding and he/him pronouns, and decided that it wasn’t the right fit for me. Maybe that’s why I used the male model? Maybe not, it’s not important really.

I used that male Octoling kind of as a persona. If I wanted to draw a Splatoon doodle about me and some friends then I would use our in-game characters rather than us irl. Makes sense. But drawing him was kinda,,,odd. I wanted him to be the In-game model but I am a female irl and have a fairly large chest, so I wanted my drawings to reflect that. All I did was slap in a bump for the chest when I drew him, but that was enough for me. And since the character in-game is male, I kept referring to him as such.

Over time (and moving into Splat3) my character became less of me. I drew and imagined him as confident and loud and in all these scenarios I wouldn’t be in. Once I started feeling disconnected from him, I knew something had to change (and I had become more open with online friends, so I had no need to hide behind my character anyway).

I decided to separate entirely(?) from him. While some things that I am (aro/ace) and do (play dualies & heavy splatling) remain as part of him, he is no longer an extension of me. I gave him a backstory, along w/ Redd who I will get into later, and I drew him as the character I wanted him to be rather than who I am.

That was a lot, and I’m not done because now it’s time for:

Redd <3

(I don’t have as many drawings of her </3)

Despite the outfit and outward demeanor, is not outspoken or brave like her cousin. She’s soft spoken & introverted & would probably cry if she were yelled at.

Currently pro-ish ink battler, happened on accident though! She was doing some turf & ranked for fun but in a few matches she ran into her soon to be teammates who wanted to hang w/ her more.

(In my mind there’s like,,pro ink battle leagues. Like how we have NFL, NBA, etc, Sploon world would have professional Ink Battle leagues. The turf/ranked games they play as young squid-kids is similar to playing football or basketball in school. It’s a hobby/interest that could lead you to the big leagues one day. Unless that’s all canon to Splatoon already)

Yuki is like,,,lowkey jealous bc Redd has all this natural skill & doesn’t even want to be a pro battler. Also it’s a little embarrassing and emasculating that he (a well ranked and respected soldier) performs worse than his squishy cousin.

As I said; she’s not even into ink battles. They’re fun and all but doing it long term is not what she has planned. She had a hard time telling her teammates this & struggles to find excuses to skip practice. (Yuki is helping her become more confident & outspoken, but progress is slow).

She’s Interested in making music, and enjoys upbeat jams. She’s inspired by, Deep Cut, ChirpyChips & Squid Squad (“Kraken Up” is her Song)

Her teammates aren’t rude or forceful about their practice, they just don’t know that Redd isn’t all that interested. They'd still be friends & even support her music career.

-

As for her and Yuki’s connected history; Redd was born and raised in the Splatlands. Her family used to live around Inkopolis but when word spread about Octarians fate post-Great Turf War (going underground) they successfully fled to the Splatlands where they’ve been living ever since. They were unsuccessful in bringing the entire family, having to split in order for at least half the family to escape.

It isn’t until Yuki is 19 and visits Splitsville that they meet. I don’t really know how or when or why this next part happens; but they open up to each other & as they talk abt their family they realize that the missing pieces of their own family history is filled in by the other’s story. (Lmao I imagine Yuki talking abt his great grandma like “yea her brother kinda left her for dead.” (he’s bitter about it) & Redd just thinks “hm. Reminds me of my great grandad who felt like he left his sister for dead,,,”

(Specifically Redd’s great grandfather escapes w/ his kids but has to leave his sister behind, who ends up being Yuki’s great grandma. (I think I have these familial titles right?)

Anyway yeehaww Yuki & Redd are distant cousins!

(While their shared backstory serves as a good amount of evidence, they do some further genetic testing to prove it for sure.)

[drops-of-moonlights]

what relationship do winx/specialists etc have with their grandparents?

congratulations anon you made me want to draw them. you have untold powers to make me do such a thing. UNFORTUNATELY I ACTUALLY DIDN'T DRAW SHIT LMAO, just because that's a LOT of people and I'm. not about that. but I did do at LEAST some thinking of them! only covering the Winx here, maybe thoughts on the guys later.

Bloom has 2 sets of grandparents given, y'know, her DealTM. Both her grandpas passed away when she was a baby so she doesn't have memories of them, but she grew up lovingly with her grandmas. Silvana is her maternal grandma, a sweet old lady who taught her a bit of Spanish (as a reminder Vanessa is Mexican-American in the AU and so Bloom grew up with a bit of their traditions) and filled her with meals every time she visited. Her paternal grandma, Elizabeth doesn't visit as often as she lives in a different state, but Bloom loves her all the same. She's a retired office lady and always pushed Bloom to try everything she wanted - she was the one to buy Bloom a bow and archery gloves when she wanted to start archery.

As for Oritel and Marion's parents, she only knows her paternal grandpa (Eustace) and her maternal grandma (Lillia), and doesn't really have an opinion on them, having spent so little time. Both Eustace and Lillia also don't really try to get close to her that much as they can see that Bloom is just awkward about the whole deal and so don't want to push her.

Flora has both her maternal grandparents alive (Rosalía and Maurice(, while her paternal grandma passed away when she was a kid, before Miele was born, leaving her only with her grandpa Hugo. Rosalía is a witch (the Witch of Roses, Flora Source), and she comes from a VERY long line of witches. Alyssa broke the tradition by not pursuing morpher magic at all while Flora became a fairy, but she doesn't resent either for it - even being one of Flora's earliest magic tutors. Maurice is a doctor, and isn't as close with Flora as Rosalía but still loves her. As for Hugo, he's a retired lumberjack and was partially responsible for Flora's interest in physical activity.

STELLA HAS TECHNICALLY 8 GRANDPARENTS BUT I'M JUST GONNA FOCUS ON RADIUS AND LUNA'S PARENTS FOR MY SANITY LMAO. She only ever personally met her paternal grandmother, the former Queen Celeste, Sorceress of Sunny Days. Stella loves her grandma, finding her the funniest person alive, and confirms the Oriol royal family has charisma inserted in the bloodline. She knows only Luna's father, Fabrizio, is alive, but Luna doesn't have the best relationship with him and as such she never saw him.

Musa has never met anyone from her dad's side of the family and has no desire to, meaning she's way closer to her mom's side. She loves her grandma Wei Yang, who used to let her use her painting supplies and always loved whatever she drew, and her grandpa Jun, who was a big sports fan and was 100% behind his granddaughter getting into boxing and is a bit sad she dropped it once she went to Alfea.

If Aisha had a tense relationship with her parents, it was even worse with her grandparents, at least her paternal ones. Niobe's father, Ermias, was nice and doting enough, but she never interacted much with him compared with Teredor's parents, former Emperor Oceanus and former Empress Lulit. They were just as overbearing as Teredor and Niobe were if not more so, and she dreaded their visits almost as much as any of her other forced activites.

As for Tecna, she has all of her grandparents alive and well. Her maternal ones, Amara and William are actually farmers, who proudly boast of making the best cheese in all of Zenith, and Tecna loves them even if she dreads visiting them because she usually ends up helping at the farm and she does not like physical work lmao. Her paternal set are Ulric and Theodore (Anthonius is adopted), who are a retired electrician (Theodore) and a still-active Conjuror (Conjuror of Blizzards, Ice Source). The two men used to babysit Tecna when her parents had to work off-home and helped her with her magic development. Theodore, who Tecna was named after (her real name is Theodora in the AU as a reminder) was also the one that gave her that nickname, seeing her so interested in the machinery around the house.

[johnnydany]

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[aphrodisieac]

First time flying in 4 hours no sleep cause I miss my bed and I can’t stop thinking I miss my fur bbys already I hope they behave themselves I’m also melancholic today because I fasted for Ramadan today and was excited to break my fast with my family but it’s not the same as it was as the Smiths say it was quite depressing my home life was sad growing up and each time I go back I’m reminded cause my younger siblings live through a second version of my child hood, I miss my English class I’m gonna start summer classes soon and gonna take enc1102 I’m excited I love writing and thinking and discussing, I’m working a lot on stuff around my house it’s my second child almost owning a home has taught me so much it’s a living being that needs much upkeep and patience I love tinkering I was tinker bell in another life. Homemaking is so much more than I do I’ve turned into an electrician and a plumber it’s crazy I love to throw myself into new things I’ve been dying to jump into ice cold water no one wants to do white ppl shit with me sometimes I rlly question my own judgements too cause I’m like am I doing to much? But I feel like people don’t do enough to live life, why waste time thinking about other’s judgements when we’re all going to die and judge each other while dying anyway, fuck it make that corny joke no one will remember anyway. Live laugh love is something I never thought I would say unironically ive been starting to learn more about myself I’ve noticed i like to keep doors open in my house and I think that means I’m an open person and I always thought of my self as so I invite new experiences and people into my life easily sometimes trust can’t be a weakness but I think it’s cause I’m a pieces I feel so hard and fast I’m stuck in the past I’m very melancholic person I’ve also noticed I like to keep the windows open when it rains and take naps during the day and sleep in I feel that I’m leisurely by nature probably because of my genetics but I’m also a hard worker I think it might be because I’m a pieces into reverse is our specialty kind of like a Gemini but they get the two faced reputation while we get the crybaby narrative, I just hope my dad talks to me before he dies Botha my grandpas and grandmas are dead and never met them nor my cousins never stepped foot on my homeland it feels weird calling it that when I have no home to land on there isn’t that something I don’t belong neither here nor there sometimes I wish there was no oppinions on anything can’t I just exist why do I have to put myself in a box and be labeled something or someone isn’t that what Uncle Sam wants that’s how he gets his money by selling us an identity can’t I identify as human is that too bohemian to say ? Ooh here I go again labeling myself god shut up. I can’t shit up even if I try ahhh its 3:05 am and I still haven’t slept a wink I kind of want to vlog I have a face mask but I left it at home I wish I was 15 again at home on ft with my friends I understand why people don’t want to grow old and reminisce about the old days I rlly do but no point in that anymore anyways i will try to go to bed now

[hollowsart]

Solo Spider-Man movie trilogy or saga or whatever, where there's no greater plot that links it to outside movies, where the villains don't die in the same movie they're introduced in, and the movies are made as a love letter homage and you can just tell the people who made it genuinely love and care about the source material and characters and world.

I think we deserve this. As a treat.

Hmm.. ideal villains for this that I think would be cool to see in a movie (not too many highly notable ones that would make for a very good movie to watch, but it's perfectly fine to bring some back again):

Doc Ock (tbh whatever Raimi did here, we do again, but he lives)

Mysterio (he deserves better. So much better.)

Vulture (gimme my cool geriatric grandpa, dang it)

Electro (he needs to be cooler, blue also slaps and I will fight on that hill)

Green Goblin (just.. a new suit, I think? Also, maybe doesn't die?)

Scorpion (this would just be really cool tbh)

Cool changes:

Electro.. but punk rock type woman, electrician and very intelligent about electricity and how to safely handle it and all. Electra. Maxine Dillon.

Green Goblin.. but make him furry and unrelated to Norman. It would be really funny, trust me. He needs to be chaotically silly.

Mysterio: Everything. Like his comic counterpart, but also influenced by TSSM in terms of humor and vocal dramatics. He needs to be SMART /AND/ Stupid at the same time. Pathetic and wet to the max.

Scorpion: Ok hear me out.. Lady Scorpion. That is all. (no not scorpia)

Vulture: ...you give that man his feathers. you give him the intelligence he has to have created the flight tech himself. He is just a sad lonely old man who just wants recognition for his life’s work. :( no respect.