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maeamian · 1 month ago
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Been a while since I decided to physically exist, and over that period several of you have tagged me for selfies and whatnot, so consider this a glorious return to form for you wonderful people.
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lilaccatholic · 27 days ago
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browsing 2026 vacations that i won't be able to afford to let God know i trust Him to get me this job <3
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ragsy · 3 months ago
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I love living in a house that, every time I have to call out a plumber or an electrician to look at something, it always ends with the maintenance guy putting his hands on his hips and going "huh. That's weird, why is it like that"
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veganhamsalad · 2 years ago
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My fiancé flew down and it’s so nice having him hear beside my family. He’s so kind intelligent and gentle I wish this could be how we lived, like him here and family too, his family as well I love them
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the electric wiring in houses usually consists of phase and the neutral wire, my guys, don't forget about neutral wire
#context: fixing faulty wiring after lights were out at our warehouse.#the electrician we hastily called didn't bother to check the neutral wires. he he went looking for the phase and. well. it worked!#and he saw that secondary breaker my grandpa did back in the day and went. nah. fuck this. gimme money#we didn't have time for this anyway so dad sent him back#and he didn't even look up onto that this weird line of wires that are halfway rotten or burnt or oxidized. one is certainly ripped in half#(huh wonder whose wire it was...)#i called my friend who's not a certified electrician but electrician nonetheless to go through the second breaker#because we also didn't think about the neutral wire nor saw it being broken off because no one knows what the fuck is happening in the pane#and i honestly expected it to go like. maybe we'll see if the breaker's broken or it isn't but that crosses out good half of the reasons#and so be it because in that case the wiring's gone off somewhere in the walls#and then he went through the *external* breaker panel and went. you know what. that little broken wire on neutral. where does it go#and what in THEORY would happen if we connected it#...the lights turned on.#it was. our wire.#and the secondary and internal breaker? one that got us all confused about its purpose and whether or not it controls the lights?#didn't have anything to do with the lights.#in fact its purpose is rather good it protects the external breaker and by extension the wiring in general#because before the external breaker reached the current strength needed for it to snap off — the wires would be going up in flames#so the smaller ones in secondary breaker are required for faster reaction so if anything goes wrong it snaps off inside and not outside#the problem is that entire construction of that secondary breaker is ABYSMAL. It is steady yes but it's confusing as fuck#I am slightly nervous about the fix we made there to make it work cuz to do it more... reliable#we need to disconnect the entire floor and take out the lower wire and clean this off and possibly change a chunk of it#because even if we connected it back and pressed under the terminator it's already old as fuck.#it's going to break off in a different place sooner or later. it was our luck it broke off where it was obvious and easily fixable.#BUT. but. at worst it's gonna snap off someone's breaker due to spike or sudden drop of electric consumption#and. like. it's a neutral wire. it shouldn't do anything at all. + in the bad case of shitty luck it's gonna be *our* breaker that snaps of
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mr-chatterboxs-column · 24 days ago
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Once again I have battled the weird corrosion in the pendulum mechanism of my kitchen clock and won
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johnnydany · 2 years ago
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I'm An Electrician And A Grandpa Nothing Shocks Me Funny Father's Day Gift T-Shirt
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stardewremixed · 2 years ago
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Justice for Stardewies
Because people need jobs and purpose...
Jodi
has been a single mom for so long, even though Kent returns in Year 2. She was a Registered Nurse, and replaces Maru at the clinic when Maru decides to go back to school. Jodi starts to feel her confidence grow as she works outside her home. And Harvey is a good boss, letting her work around Vincent's school schedule.
Maru
Inspired by Harvey, Maru wants to pursue and advanced degree in medical technology. With her poor eyesight, her dreams of becoming an astronaut faded. But she still gets to tinker and play with technology, which is something she loves.
Marnie / Marlon
deserves better than a "secret" relationship with Lewis. His family has wealth and historically held positions of power. The Governor is his cousin after all. Still Marnie deserves real "out in the open" love. Marlon asks her out one day after she visits the Adventurer's Guild with the weekly dairy delivery. Their first official date is the Flower Dance. And they dance together for the whole town to see. Lewis is jealous but... he had his chance. #sorrynotsorry
Shane
is sober and working at the movie theater during the evenings. He attends vet school during the day. Shane wants to open an animal clinic, with an emphasis on chickens... 🐔 er... farm animals. And he makes his famous pepper poppers for all town events.
Pam
Pam went to rehab. She is now reemployed at Pierre's. She really enjoys helping customers find what they are looking for, and she joined Caroline's class to get fit. She has already dropped almost 20lbs.
Robin
Robin does so much for the town. She is convinced by the people to run against Lewis. And then she actually wins. Since she finally has help from Alex, Robin's business is booming. She is able to hire on another employee so she can focus on her new important duties as Mayor of Pelican Town.
Linus
Is anyone surprised he actually has money? And lots of it? Linus gets involved with other veterans like himself with much encouragement from Gus. Now with properly flowing taxpayers' dollars, Linus is able to build a tiny Veterans Village for former military men and women to "get off grid," find healing, and a fresh start. Kent gets involved too after he starts counseling for his PTSD.
Alex
Robin hired Alex as a handyman. Alex is surprisingly good with his hands and figuring things out, especially electrical. With no formal training, he can rewire televisions and stereos. At first, he just tinkers in Robin's workshop. But then he starts doing bigger projects. After getting an electricians license, Alex helps wire houses and rewire faulty electrical in other homes and businesses around the Valley. It's blue collar work but it pays really well, and his skills are sorely needed. And he can work as he wants. So he still has plenty of time to toss the gridball around with friends, and take Dusty to the dog park, and even help Granny in the kitchen.
Evelyn / George
Ev still helps out at the community garden. She starts growing spices and herbs to bake in her breads and cookies. Once the Community Center is repaired, Evelyn hosts a bake sale to help with the upkeep. And Haley joins her in organizing a cake walk. George gets motivated, with encouragement from Jodi (since she is a vet's wife), to do the Valley's own version of Special Olympics. Alex helps his grandpa train.
Abigail
finally graduates after six years. She knows what she wants. She is going to pursue a master's in folklore and mythology. While it isn't business like her dad wanted, Pierre is still proud of his little girl. Abi leaves for Zuzu City (on the repaired bus line). She also has an internship lined up, translating manuscripts (since she learned ancient Dwarven).
Sebastian
takes coding to the next level. He finds a partner in Zuzu. They start a tech company together. Seb still comes home on weekends to spend time with his family (he and Demetrius patched things up ever since his stepdad got his official diagnosis as autistic). Seb always brings rice pudding for Demetrius, from the Asian Market he lives above. Seb is also working on releasing his first video game, inspired by his experiences in the mines.
Sam
After the band breaks up, Sam decides to go solo. He leaves for Zuzu City for some gigs. The first weekend he is there, he makes a connection with a talent scout who thinks Sam is really good. Sam starts landing bigger and bigger shows. Next thing he knows, he's traveling the world, opening for big name bands. It is a dream come true. He never stays in one place too long, but that's just what he loves about his "work."
Elliott
publishes his romance novel. And then his editor suggests a series. It is super successful. With his new steady income, Elliott upgrades his cabin to a proper beach cottage. He teams up with Penny to write a children's book.
Penny / the children
returns to school and obtains a proper teaching license. With help from Robin, she opens an after school enrichment program for Vincent, Jas, Leo, and a few other children. And she partners with Professor Snail to offer summer camps on Ginger Island. Penny also organizes a beach clean-up day.
Vincent starts an entomology club with the Prof, much to his delight.
Jas works with Emily to create costumes for a play. The story of the Winter Star is the first show they put on for the town. And this seriously helps Jas' confidence.
Leo repairs the treehouse with the help of Alex. And Pam, who attended cosmetology school, gives him a proper "big kid" haircut.
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gojo-enthusiast · 4 months ago
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The King & His Curses — Chapter One: Mine All Mine
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18+ | DARK CONTENT | R | Smut | Death
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“Here.” You said, as you handed your husband a paper bag with his breakfast, and lunch.
“You still mad?” He chuckled, looking at his watch 5:32AM “Nope.” You said as you turned around to go back into your shared bedroom, to go back to sleep. You felt your body being twisted around, and your husband was now close to your face. “If you aren’t mad anymore, then why are forgetting to kiss me goodbye?” He smirked. “Because I simply am not in a kissing mood.” You huffed, as you looked away from him. The night prior, your husband had not only worked late but afterwards he went to the bar to have a couple beers with the guys he works along side with, while you, were slaving in the kitchen, making him dinner, and waiting for him to get home. “Oh— is that so doll?” He chuckled, as he smacked his lips onto yours, and kissing you roughly. He let go after a few seconds, leaving you breathless. “I will see you tonight.” He smirked, as he smacked your ass, and kissed you a final time. “I love you…” you mumbled, he smiled, his canines peeking out, “I love you too doll.”
You were 22, and Sukuna was 25, you two had gotten married when you were 18 and he was 21. You both were childhood friends, his grandpa would babysit you as your parents went to work, and you were not old enough to go to school, you mostly were around his brother Yuuji, and his half brother Choso, being that you 3 were closest in age, but even then you always were attached to Sukuna, even as a baby.
You recall when you were 7 and Sukuna was 10, Grandpa Itadori waited at the bus stop for you, Yuuji, and Choso, and you always begged to wait at the bus stop for 10 more minutes so you could walk with Sukuna back home, Grandpa Itadori always let you, knowing you would cry otherwise.
“SUUUUUKKKUNNNAAAA!” You would sing out as he stepped off the bus, with his same old same old cold expression, but something about seeing this little girl he’s known his whole life, he would get this toothy grin, and run up to you, while all his friends called out for him, he would pay them no mind. “How was school?” You would smile, dancing around, and having your hands intertwined with his as you both walked home together. “Lame, my teacher is such a nag.” He would huff, “What’s a nag?” You would peer up at the older boy, admired by him. “She always tells me what to do, and tells me to stop doing things.” He replied, “Well she is the teacher, we have to listen to her.” You would poke at his cheek. “I don’t! I don’t listen to anyone.” He would say with a hmph. “Well you should listen to your teacher.” You would say with a smile. After that, Sukuna would listen to his teachers up until he graduated, all because that seven year old girl had told him to.
You knew you were in love with Sukuna when you were thirteen, he had turned sixteen, and you watched as one day he sprouted like a tree, and at 16, he was already 5’10. You watched as all the girls drooled over him, and would ask him to walk them home, but he always had one priority, and that was walking you back to his house to do homework. “Come on kid.” He would say, pinching your cheeks. You began to blush, that was when you realized you had fallen in love with him, which Yuuji and Choso always knew, they picked on you for a while for not realizing it sooner.
At 17, was finally when you snapped, he had turned 20, he had just started his career in being an electrician, and met some girl at a stupid bar with his buddies. You were at Grandpa Itadori’s house doing your homework with Yuuji, while Choso was taking his college classes, when you saw Sukuna bring a girl over to the house, and he was making them a sandwich, and invited her up to his room, to watch tv. You weren’t stupid, you knew he was a player, and would mess around with different girls. “Hey why the long face?” Yuuji chuckled, knowing damn well why you were upset. “I just don’t get what he sees in her?” You said with a sigh. “Yeah, I don’t see why he’s messing with all these girls, when he’s gonna ask you to marry him when you turn eighteen and graduate.” Yuuji says carelessly. “What?” You whipped your head around. “Yeah he said he was gonna ask y/n to marry him— wait oh shit.” Yuuji shook his head, “Y/n! Don’t say anything!” He covered your mouth.
“Hey, why are you covering her mouth like that punk!” Sukuna hisses, as he came down stairs to grab a soda. You both turned to look at Sukuna, and your eyes teared up. “I’m going home.” You said, as you grabbed your things, and walked out the house. “Hey!” Sukuna called out, not knowing what just happened, he death glared Yuuji, “What did you do?”
You walked across the cul-de-sac to your house, your parent were never home, so you knew you could cry without being interrupted, as you opened your front door, you felt a force, where you couldn’t shut it. “Y/n!” Sukuna breathed out, he had looked like he had been running after you. “What?” You hissed, as you wiped your tears. “What can I do for you?” You added, being extra cold. “Why are you mad at me? What did I do?” He grunted, “I don’t want to talk to you.” You wiped your eyes again with your sleeve. “Why are you crying? What did Yuuji say? I’ll kick his ass if he hurt you, who hurt you? I’ll kick their ass right now!” He said in an almost angry panic. “Then you should kick your own ass!” You huffed. “What did I do?” He asked puzzled. “Just go away, go to one of your little girlfriends.” You shooed him away. “Is that what this is about?” He said softer, finally stepping in the house and shutting the door. “NO!” You shouted, “Clearly it is, why are you upset that I have a girl over?” He peered into your eyes, he knew why, he knew that you liked him, but this is Sukuna we are talking about, he is having his fun, because once you graduate, he was wanting to marry you, Grandpa Itadori told him to wait, to be patient, to secure a good job, have his fun, and then settle down when you graduated.
“I don’t want to talk about it Sukuna…” You whimpered. You felt him pull you into a hug. “She doesn’t mean anything and you know that, I just… I am a man okay, and I have needs, and I can’t…” He got silent. “You can’t what?” You peered up. “Y/n” He groaned, throwing his head back. “Just be patient with me, and you will see.” He begged, you knew what he meant, the glimmer of hope in your chest. “Okay.” You sniffled, “I promise it will be worth the wait.” He kissed your forehead.
After that you never saw another girl again.
Two weeks after graduating, you had forgotten what Yuuji had said about Sukuna, your parent’s divorced, and your mom started taking out all her anger on you. Which led you to live with your dad in his one bedroom apartment, he slept on a pull out couch, while he gave you the bedroom.
“Dad, I’m sorry that you have to sleep on that couch.” You cried one night. Your dad pulled you into a hug, telling you to never apologize, he ended up telling you how sorry he was for not being there for you more, and not working hard on his marriage, even though he tried, your mom was simply just a selfish woman, and enjoyed her freedom. “I promise one day, you will have a better life than this.” He smiled, rubbing your ring finger. You didn’t notice it at the time, but your dad already knew, Sukuna had already asked for your hand in marriage, and even though your father was protective over you, if he had to choose anyone to marry his daughter, it was going to be Sukuna, despite the tattoos that littered his skin, and and stone cold expression.
KNOCK KNOCK
“Can you get that sweetie?” Your dad said from the kitchen, on a random Tuesday. “Yes daddy!” You yelled out, as you finished getting dressed. Your dad had just bought you a car, and you wanted to go surprise Sukuna and the boys. You opened the door, and see Sukuna with a goodie basket. “Suuuukkkkuuuuu!” You squeal, grabbing the basket, putting it down, and hopping into his arms for a hug. “Hey my girl.” He smiled, rubbing your back. “What are you doing here?” You smiled big, “I came to say hi, I was in the area, and since your pops got himself a new place, wanted to bring some housewarming presents. He said as you stood back up, with the hugest smile on your face. It had been 3 months since graduating, and you were working at a little optical shop, selling glasses, which ended up making you more money than you anticipated. “And wanted to congratulate you on graduating and getting you a big girl job.” He smiled. “Thank you Suku! I am making $18/hr! Isn’t that crazy for my first job?” You squealed, you felt like things were finally looking up. “Hey Sukuna.” Your dad waved as Sukuna finally came into the apartment. “Hey Mr. Y/L/N” He waved back. “I brought you some housewarming stuff, sorry I am a little late.” He smiled, handing your dad the basket full of stuff, one of them being a very expensive whiskey. “Hey, this is the good stuff Sukuna!” Your dad smiled brightly, the same smile that you always had, your dad and you were the same person, you didn’t really resemble your mom’s personality, only her facial features. “Learned from the best sir.” He smiled. “I see you got some new ink?” Your dad pointed. “Oh yeah, a buddy of mine tattoos now, so I got some work done.” He said as he lifted his sleeve to show the sleeve in process. “That’s real cool kid.” Your dad nods with a smile. “Is it okay, that I take your daughter out for a little? I’ll bring her back, around 9PM?” Sukuna said nervously, you whipped your head to your dad, nodding excitedly. “Yeah I don’t see why not, her curfew is 12, so if you are running a little after 9, that’s okay.” He smiled. “Really daddy!” You smiled, giving your dad a hug. “I love you sweetie, you two be careful.” Your dad smiled, as he waved you two goodbye.
“Where we going?” You said as you sat in the passenger seat of his truck. “I saw this field area, and it has some shops that I think you would find fun.” He said, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. “Are Yuuji and Choso coming too?” You said as you fidgeted with the end of your skirt. “Nope, just you and I.” He said in an almost nervous tone. “You been busy Suku.” You sighed, sighing louder than what you meant. “I have, work has been busier than normal.” He responded. “I know, it’s okay— I’m just happy I get you all to myself.” You giggled. You saw as he pulled into a parking spot in front of this field, with wildflowers all around.
“Sukkkkuuuuu! This is so pretty!” You sang out, smiling brightly, as you jumped out the truck. “Be careful now.” He chuckled. “This is so pretty! You were right, I would love this.” You said as you pulled out your phone and took pictures of the field and flowers. he stood there, admiring you, the tips of his ears red. “Sukuna, come on.” You pulled at his hand, walking into the field of flowers. You didn’t even realize a woman snapping photos as you danced around in the field. “Y/n” Sukuna said softly, you turned around with your eyes sparkling, and a slight blush on your cheeks, you were at your peak of happiness, you felt as if you could never be happier. You saw as he stood there nervously, his hand in his pocket, clutching something. “What is it Suku?” You said, as you walked up to him. “How would you feel if you always had me to yourself?” He asked. “What do you mean?” Your breath hitched, you knew what was happening but you didn’t.
“What if I said I wanted you all to myself, for the rest of our lives? What if I said I have been waiting for this moment my entire life, and now I want nothing but you.” He said as he pulled out a little velvet box from his pocket. You smiled, tears swelling up in your eyes. “I know this is not how it usually goes, I know typically you date, and all that cheesy stuff, but I want to do all of those things with you being my wife, I don’t want you just as a girlfriend, I want to make you Mrs. Itadori, I want… please marry me.” He said as his red eyes glimmered in the sun. You dropped to your knees, tears slipping down, you looked up at his soft face, that people were so scared of. You placed your hand on his cheek, rubbing it softly, “Of course I will marry you Suku.” You smiled, as you pulled him into a crushing embrace. He slipped the diamond ring on your ring finger, lifted you up, and spun you around. Next thing you know, you see Choso, Yuuji, your friend Nobora, Uraume, Shoko, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, and Haibara standing there clapping, and the one right in front of all of them, is your dad and Grandpa Itadori. You hadn’t realized your dad had been following you guys the whole time.
You cried as you hugged everyone, and the woman taking photos, kept on with taking them.
You both got married 2 months later, in the same flower field. He had been building you and him a home, hence why he had been busier than ever. You remembered the first day you walked in, you fell so in love, it had the cottage feel you always dreamed off, a window in front of the kitchen sink, and big windows all around. You decorated it so comfortably, feeling like home in such a short time.
“SUUUUUUUUKUNA!” You groaned, “What doll?” He lifted his brow looking at you from the couch. You two had been married for 6 months— “I know what I want for our 6 month anniversary.” You smiled as you plopped down next to him. “Want?” He questions. “Since when do we give gifts on a 6 month anniversary?” He questioned. “We do!” You shook his shoulders. “Hmm this is a first I am hearing this, but okay… What is it that you want doll?” He chuckled. “A kitty!” You said with the biggest puppy dog eyes. “Ahhhh…. No.” He pinched your nose as he stood up to get himself some water. “But whyyyyyy?” You groaned. “Doll, you got chickens outside.” He said. “Yeah, but we got chickens so we could have fresh eggs.” You groaned. “And how is this kitty going to benefit us?” He questioned. “With its cuteness!” You stood up, pulling on his arm. “Pleaaaaase.” You whined. “Cuteness doesn’t do anything for me hon.” He said nonchalantly. “It did with me.” You pouted. “Yeah, but you give me something that does benefit.” He smirked, gripping your ass. You blushed brightly, you two were very intimate, but you were still very very shy, he always had to ease you into it, and was still working on you to open up more sexually. “Sukkkuuu.” You groaned, as he attached his lips to your neck, sucking lightly.
“No cat, but maybe a baby will do?” He softly nipped at your neck. “A kittyyyyyy.” You moaned, as he continued to suck on your neck. He lifted you up, hauling you to the bedroom, “I’ll think about it, but right now, what we need to think about, is you taking off these clothes.” He said as he lifted your shirt off, and shut the bedroom door.
A couple days later, you were doing dishes, and you heard your husband walking in. “Hey Suku, how was work?” You smiled, as you walked up to him, and kissed him. “Good.” He said with a toothy grin. “What’s so funny?” You questioned. All of a sudden, you see him pull a tuxedo kitten out of his jacket. “Sukuna!” You squealed. “Happy 6 month anniversary doll.” He kissed your forehead. “I got everything we will need for the rascal in the truck.” He pat your head, you were crying. “I love you so much!” You cried as you hugged your husband, and started loving on the new little kitty.
Your marriage was your own version of perfect, you 2 had been married now for 4 years, hardly fought, your husband doted on you. Showered you with fresh flowers every week, and made love to you nearly everyday. He always would have the excuse “I can tell you need me, let me help you.” But you were convinced, it was not you who needed it, but him. He was madly in love with you, and hated not touching you.
“Sukuna! I’m on my period, stop it.” You would groan. “I don’t care about that, let me love on you baby.” He would groan, stroking his achingly hard cock. “Noooooooooooo— oh…” You would moan, as he would bend you over, pulling your tampon right out, and slipping himself in. You did this every time, saying you didn’t want it, yet your body was pleading for him, but you always feared that because you were bleeding, he would be grossed out, he showed you time and time again, he loved you no matter what was going on, bleeding or no bleeding. “Fuck, you’re so wet and tight.” He would throw his head back in bliss. “Your period make’s it easier for me to slip right in.” He groaned, thrusting harder. “Oh Suku.” You softly would moan, your cheeks were a bright pink, and your ears were red as a tomato. “I don’t know why you try to fight me off.” He would chuckle, as he would thrust sharper, and pushing your head into the plush mattress. 8/10 times, sex with Sukuna was rough and fast. But the other times he wasn’t, he would gently caress you, and slow it down, a lot of those times, it was when you both would wake up on a Sunday morning, and he would slip himself in slowly, while rocking his hips, soft moans erupting from your lips. He knew your body like no other, you knew nothing before Sukuna, and then he brought you to even greater heights then you could ever imagine. You thought to yourself “maybe being with all those women was him practicing for me.”
Now here you were, present day, mad at your husband. “Hey, I love you.” He pointed at you, with a smirk. “I promise I will be home early today.” He said, as he opened the front door. “Okay fine, I love you too Suku.” You chuckled, feeling giddy over your husband.
Matter of a fact, he did come home early, but what he didn’t know, was that he was going to walk into a blood bath. He walked in, and could assume men had broken into your home, and taken your life away, as he stepped closer, dropping the lunch bag you had given him that morning with a note inside “I’m mad at you, but I love you. Be safe poopy head.” He saw your throat was slit, and you had stab wounds in your chest, whoever did this, left you for dead, no remorse, he saw your hand, you were clutching onto your phone, and your wedding ring was still on, “this wasn’t a mere robbery” he thought, as he stepped closer and saw your phone, his contact was pulled up. He dropped to his knees, screaming out in agony. He held your dead body, crying out, “WAKE UP! Baby wake up! Please!” He cried out. It was then he hears a squeak on the floor, he looks up, as blood now coated his clothes and face. The two men who had killed your wife were right in front of him, holding a knife, “Your wife put up quite a fight, but her screams were far to noisy, had to rip her vocal chords right out.” One of the men said, the other one chuckled. “I see why you kept her around though, despite her mouth, that pussy was the best I’ve had in a while.” He snickered. Sukuna’s eyes blazed red, and next thing he knew, he was ripping these men to shreds, cutting of their head with his finger, he didn’t know where this power came from, but something erupted in him, and he gave these men the worst death, far worse than yours.
By the end of the night, after butchering these men, he watched as blood dripped down his fingertips, and his heart was beating faster than he has ever felt. He grabbed your body, and taking you to the tub. He filled it up with water, placing your lifeless body in there. He then went back to the living room, and removed then mens bodies, and threw them in the backyard with the chickens. He saw a car headlight drive up, and when he went to look, it was Uraume.
“Sukuna?” They questioned out loud. He stood there covered in blood. “Sukuna… What happened, I’ve been trying to get a hold of you and y/n. Where is y/n?” They said. He pointed to the backyard, “They killed her… They killed my wife… So I killed them.” He said in the most calmest voice. Uraume went to the back yard and saw the mens shredded bodies. “Sukuna… How… How did you…” They were standing there in awe, of how he butchered those men that way. “I-I… I have some power.” He said, as he demonstrated it, slicing one of the chickens in half. “I didn’t know… I could do that.” He said as he then lifted the chickens dead body with this new found power. “Oh Sukuna…” They pulled him into a hug. “Uraume, my wife is in the bathtub, I’m going to go bathe with her.” He said as he walked into the house, and stripped his clothes in the living room, and walked to the bathroom, where your lifeless body was at. He took the time to clean off the blood, and to dry you off, as he did himself. He dressed you in your wedding dress you had worn 4 years prior, and dug your grave that same night. He burned the bodies of the men who killed you, and as he laid you to rest in the dirt, he cried, kissed you, and began covering your body with dirt.
This was only the beginning of his life as a Curse.
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I hope you enjoy! I’ve been working on this for a hot minute!
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stitchpunk1 · 1 year ago
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YO GUESS WHOS HERE TO TALK ABOUT HAZBIN FANKID OCS BITCHES!
Yeah Ive been wanting to do this for a bit but been super fucking lazy. Got some other fandom ones too I wanna talk about but what with Hazbins first season ending wanna talk about mine with a few tweaks I've done plus one I forgot to add in the last one. I will put this one under spoilers sense the eps just came out and now I have to change shit around till season two for a few of them.
First I have Lucy(used to be Mara and cliche name I know but i like it). She is Charlie and Vaggies kid and named after her grandpa(who spoilers her fucking ROTTEN). Kinda got a design in my head for her that goes with a lamb/goat theme because she is half demon and half angel. Shes got charlies blond hair but more in Vaggies short style and its slightly curly. Shes also got the little hooves, sheep ears and eyes are that horizontal goat type. Like before she is still an absolute artist and loves doing bigger art installations around hell. She ends up dating Husks daughter Heather when they get older.
Second we have Isabella who is by blood Angel and Alastors daughter but her other dad is Husk and sister is Heather. Still got the same design for her that shes a bit more centaur deer like. Shes got the ears(and tail because I'm not giving that headcanon up) of Alastor but with Angels color scheme and fur and kinda a mix of spider claws/hooves(trying to picture her like head/hair in my mind has been a BITCH trying to not just think of it as a carbon copy of Angel). Recently she has become absolutely fucking unhinged as a child in discussions with Musekicker. She is 100% a cannibal and loves to take bites out of people out of pure curiosity of how they taste(leading to many many child leashes that she usually manages to chew her way out of). I like to think that she becomes popular on the hell version of tiktok with cottagecore vibes with a mix of her cannibalism. Dunno why but I like to think that if Alastor sheds his antlers she collects them and makes them into headbands she wears(also uses them to stab people).When older she ends up dating Moxxie and Millies daughter Mable.
Heather is just Huskys by blood and a one night stand but after becoming a couple with Angle and Alastor they become her parents too and Isabella her sister. Every time I think of her design all I can picture is something like Sawyer from Cats Dont Dance. Shes mostly white with a bit of her dads dark grey. Her face all around is just a pure resting bitch face even if she isnt mad or in a bad mood("its literally just my face" is something she has to say a lot). Her biggest secret is how much she LOVES to sing especially musicals and wants to be a stage performer but she thinks she could never make it. She does start to try out in school or any local theater productions thanks to Lucys encouragement. I like to think that after quitting Mammon that even Fizz sometimes does shows for fun and he kinda mentors her after seeing her talent.
Two more to go! Vea is Val and Voxs little accident that they just decide to keep around. She looks mostly like a moth demon but more bluish and sometimes has a little bit of electricity that goes between her antenna. Shes pretty powerful as she can sometimes match Voxs powers if he say fucks around and locks electronics or tv channels. She ends up not exactly running away from home but just kind of wandering away as her parents pay her little to no mind. She ends up at the hotel and kinda taken in by everyone after they learn her story. She ends up becoming the hotels electrician and is fucking terrified of Niffty.
Lastly is one I forgot on my last post who I am not sure what to do with her after the last episode. Her name is Pia and she is Pen and Arackniss kid. Body type she looks mostly like Niss with a little snake tail but she can go full naga like with extra arms/legs when she wants. She has a hood/hair like Pen and is insanely venomous(took me like ten tries to fucking spell that right) do to being half snake/spider. If Pen is in heaven whenever these kids are around she is raised by Niss who stays around the hotel more to take care of her/keep her from his father(who you know is a fucking prick). When he isnt around Angel takes care of his niece. Shes mostly quiet and keeps to herself but she loves weapons of all kinds, being an absolutely crack shot with most firearms.
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babiebom · 1 year ago
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Would I give them head?
A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!
Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.
Genre: headcanons nsfw
Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.
This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.
Masterlist
Sebastian
Duh no doubt about it
He is the love of my life (well one of them)
I would give him the best head wymmmmm
Sam
Yes boy deserves it
Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc
Shane
Love sad men it's a yes
Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.
Maybe I can cure him
Elliott
No
Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?
Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that
Harvey
Yeah he's the doctor for a small town
I gotta
Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die
Alex
No
I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me
If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess
Gus
Nope
Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good
Gunther
Maybe?
He kinda-
But not enough idk....
George
The reason I am writing this r n
The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle
Lewis
Absolutely not
Fuck you old man
Pierre
NO
I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick
Willy
No sorry
He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond
Love him tho stinky man
Kent
YES
would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man
He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me
I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc
Victor
Yes
I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.
Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him
Demetrius
No
I'd rather give Robin head
He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad
Marlon
No
As much as I like him he probably does not shower
Also he is for the marnie's only
Clint
No
I wanna punch him so bad
Mr Qi
Maybe?
I don't find him attractive
But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me
Grandpa
HA
HAAAAAAA
no what is wrong with you
Andy
No
Prolly tastes like battery acid
He also gives off racist vibes
Wizard
Yeah
He's chill he can get some head
Morris
Maybe for a discount
Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke
So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want
Phillip
YES
Another love of my life
It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me
June
Yuperoni pepperoni
We love a man who is talented
Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl
Jeric
Maybe
I love but also hate him
He also gives off bestie vibes
Shiro
Yeah
I feel like he needs it:(
Ezekiel
No
I do however wanna smack his bald head
Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it
Lorenzo
Dilf Ngl
Maybe its because of his name idk
Answer is yes
Kimpoi
It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out
No thank you I will not
Lance
Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes
His hair is cool
Isaac
Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child
But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me
Ian
If he takes a shower yes
Otherwise no
Kenneth
Yeah
I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician
I know nothing else about him
Sean
Yeah he's cute so he can have some head
Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl
Anton
Uhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?
Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure
Bryle
No
He reminds me of family
Like his face
Jio
Yea
As I have said before I love a mysterious man
Love a man with a sword
Zayne
I have no idea what this is
But I guess??
Have no reason to hate him so sure
Bert
No
He looks stinky :((
I also feel like his wife would beat my ass
Freddie
No
He is for the Lola's only
I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it
Mr Aguar
No
I do not enjoy his face
Pika
Simply because im assuming his food is good
I'll say sure simply for free food
Richard
No
So sorry
But no
Sonny
I will give him a platonic handjob
He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family
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woodnrust · 19 days ago
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My grandpa was an electrician for around 40 years and got many shocks throughout his life, a few being hospital worthy, and as a result of this he gained his own electrical force field powers. When he's out at night, street lights turning off as he passes under them is a very usual occurrence. Well anyway, yesterday we were on our way back home and there was a street light coming up, which was already off since it was the middle of the day, and he turned to me and said "watch me turn this on with sheer willpower" and then held out his hand up towards it in a kind of wizard gesture and it turned on within a second of him doing this
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thesilliestrovingalive · 5 days ago
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Updated: January 31, 2025
Reworked Character #20: Hyakutaro Ichimonji
POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised due to references to death, torture, crime, and animal abuse.
Aliases: The Qi Releaser and Blonde Grandpa
Occupation: 2nd Lieutenant and field electrical engineer in the Regular Army, Captain of the Intelligence Agency, and General of Division 6
Retirement plans: Reopen the Ichimonji martial arts school and become a zookeeper and an electrician
Special skills: Proficiency in gathering intelligence and Ichimonji-style martial arts, inspecting electrical equipment, street fighting, and operating incognito
Esper abilities: He can strike a person's vulnerable points with either a spin kick or harsh jab, causing instant damage to blood vessels and bones that fully incapacitates them. Due to the experiments conducted on him and his tremendous martial arts skills and training, his body has become incredibly resilient. As a result of his iron-like physicality, his grip strength is powerful enough to tear skin. Additionally, he can communicate with bugs like cockroaches and ants, commanding them to survey areas that are difficult for him to access and return with crucial intelligence on enemy positions and other potential threats.
He has mastered the Hishou Ken technique, which enables him to harness the kinetic willpower surging through his body. This allows him to unleash a strange blue light from the black half-orbs with a blue-violet sheen located in the centre of his palms. This energy is released in a burst, rapidly pursuing nearby enemies. A medium-sized ball of energy feels like a hard punch, with lingering pain for a brief moment. In contrast, large ones deliver an instant, crushing blow. He can launch between five to ten of these energy blasts before requiring a recharge period of three to six minutes.
During a minute of deep concentration, he can unleash a stream of fiery, electric blue energy that lasts for four minutes. This energy incinerates any enemy within its 10 ½ ft (320.04 cm) range and electrocutes enemies that aren’t directly in front of the blast, but are close to it. To maintain the blast, he must remain stationary, moving only slightly in one spot because any significant movement will break his concentration and halt the attack. Once the four-minute stream of energy has been unleashed, he must wait fifteen minutes to recharge before using this ability again.
Hobbies: Shaving, tai chi, wandering around battlefields, and playing the shakuhachi flute
Likes: Maintaining his hair, wearing fancy business suits, eating bananas and watching Kamen Rider with Utan, and all of the souvenirs he collected over the years
Dislikes: Being reminded of losing his family, anyone who dismisses his martial arts teaching, all of the harm General Morden has caused, and people confusing him as the first esper in all of human history
Favourite food: Mitarashi dango
Sexuality: Aromantic asexual
Gender: Male
Age: 54 (in 2022), 60 (in 2028), 62 (in 2030), 64 (in 2032), 66 (in 2034), 73 (in 2041), 75 (in 2043), 76 (in 2044), and 79 (in 2047)
Blood type: B-
Weight: 128 lbs. (58 kg)
Design: He’s a 5’ 7” (170.18 cm) Japanese ectomorph with a lean, athletic, slightly gaunt build and some muscle definition. He has a pale ivory skin and sparkling sunburst green-hazel eyes with a pink lavender sheen. He has a crooked, rosy nose, a brownish mole located above his right nostril, a missing upper left canine, and a silvery lower right premolar. He has the same unkempt hair and beard as Hyakutaro from Metal Slug 3 Pachinko, but with a few streaks of light ash blonde. Before being subjected to experiments, his hair was a jet black colour, and his eyes lacked an unnatural sheen. His face shows signs of aging, including forehead lines, frown lines, tear troughs, nasolabial folds, and crow's feet.
He has a large back irezumi tattoo depicting a blue-eyed white tiger battling a baku stealing a golden pear in a peony field, while the vermillion bird soars high above in a cloud-filled sky, watching the event. He bears numerous scars from his time on the battlefield: a lightning bolt-shaped scar extending from his left deltoid to the underside of his right pectoral muscle; multiple scrapes and cuts on his feet and right hand; a bullet graze mark above his right elbow; a bullet wound below the left side of his waist; and a semi-curved scar from his right temple to the center of his cheek. He also has sixteen cigarette burns on the sides of his neck, a series of stab wounds on his right upper arm, and severe burns on his left hand and forearm. He also has a slightly diagonal scar located on the left side of the bridge of his nose, his left little finger amputated, and the tip of his tongue has been cut off.
His military gear consists of a metal dog tag necklace with his name, forearms wrapped in worn gauze, and fireproof field drab gloves featuring cutouts that expose the half-orbs on his palms. Similar to Regular Army peacekeeping troops, he wears a left-side reseda chartreuse armband displaying the Regular Army insignia and a lavender moisture-wicking dress shirt with an open collar. However, he also wears a Division 6 field tunic, which replaces the standard camouflage jacket. He wears metal wristbands, E-Armour, mid-calf Hooker’s green socks, and a pair of field drab paratrooper boots. He wears dark green, greyish-brown, and charcoal camouflage army cargo shorts with frayed hems, which is held up by his black karate belt. He carries a small apple green hobo bag slung over his left shoulder, which contains his walkie-talkie and a pack of banana-kiwi flavoured gum. He has a sheath for his Mark I trench knife, a holder for his tonfa, and a right-side drop leg holster for his CZ 75 with a silencer.
He wears a dark brown bandolier slung over his right shoulder, holding 9×21mm cartridges for his CZ 75. Hyakutaro carries around a field drab load-bearing backpack that contains camping equipment, tactical explosives, portable ammo boxes, a canteen full of water, electrician tools, and a disguise kit that adapts to the specific requirements of each mission. It also contains a maple wood baseball bat with rusty nails and all Regular Army-issued weapons for the comrades who need them the most.
When he's not on the battlefield, he styles his hair neatly, which is reminiscent of Hyakutaro's character portrait in Metal Slug: 2nd Mission. He wears a white dress shirt and a rose quartz cardigan-style vest with silver buttons. He accessorises with gold-rimmed sunglasses featuring yellow lenses, which he sometimes swaps for black eyeglasses. Around his neck, he wears an alabaster-hued scarf adorned with vertical stripes of Prussian blue and old lavender in a zig-zag pattern. He dons a pair of leather field drab dress shoes and dark goldenrod skinny jeans held up by a black belt with a green-tinted silver buckle. He wears a pink lavender tie with palatinate purple polka dots and a Hooker’s green business suit jacket with white cuffs. He still carries the apple green hobo bag, which now holds his pack of gum, a blue-violet case for his eyeglasses, and a handful of bananas for Utan. He often carries a hickory wood walking cane with a black finish and a green gold C-shaped handle.
He wears white boxer briefs with vertical sky-blue stripes and a gilt-brass heart-shaped locket. The locket contains a photo of his step-granddaughter, beaming with joy as she tightly hugs a birthday doll, her smile highlighting her missing upper left premolar. On his right hand, he dons a golden wedding band and a silver engagement ring with a trillion cut diamond. He always wears a viridian fanny pack with khaki-coloured straps and Chinese violet polka dots. Inside, he keeps his hair care essentials: L’Oréal Elnett Extra Strong Hold, Catwalk Your Highness Firm Hold Hairspray, Amika The Wizard Silicone-Free Detangling Primer, a wide-toothed Maya blue hair brush, a black detangling hair brush, and a palatinate purple paddle hair brush.
Character summary: He’s a wise, humble, respectful, and generous Buddhist who’s deeply devoted to successfully completing his military duties and supporting his comrades in combat. When necessary, will thoughtfully question orders that compromise his sense of honour and the safety of himself and those around him. He's a kind-hearted and approachable person who easily makes friends and greatly appreciates the friendships he has fostered over the years. Hyakutaro possesses a lighthearted and slightly absurd sense of humour, while also displaying surprising bravery and agility in battle. However, his clumsiness, predisposition to risk-taking, and occasional lapses in attention can sometimes make him accident-prone. Although cautious in his espionage work, he’s somewhat impulsive in combat, often bursting with boundless enthusiasm.
Hyakutaro lives with mild atypical depression and unresolved trauma, having learned to manage his symptoms while actively working towards healing and acceptance. Every second month, he takes a “depression nap” that lasts three hours, allowing him to clear his mind and get some much-needed rest. He has a habitual gesture of licking his thumb and then holding it up to gauge the wind's direction. As a nature lover, he strongly respects the environment and fauna, and can't stand people who abuse animals for sick entertainment. He sets exceptionally high standards for himself as a martial arts master, which can be sometimes crippling, leading to self-criticism and fixation on mistakes. Fortunately, with encouragement and affirmation from loved ones, Hyakutaro is able to navigate these challenges and maintain confidence in his abilities.
He remains eerily calm and centred, even in the most intense situations, and it's exceedingly difficult to provoke his anger. Despite his overly carefree and optimistic nature, his views are surprisingly grounded and pragmatic, never veering into the absurd. Although he usually has a happy expression, he's capable of turning deadly serious and menacing when necessary. He’s extremely supportive of his comrades, encouraging them to be their authentic selves and do what is right. However, this support can sometimes be misapplied, inadvertently encouraging negative behaviour. Despite his intelligence, he occasionally speaks out of turn, making others feel uncomfortable.
Driven by a desire for revenge, he seeks to hold General Morden and the Rebel Army accountable for the death of his family and many comrades and the kidnapping of his step-granddaughter that occurred during the Great Morden War. Whenever he hears anything about the Rebel Army, he immediately takes action and is determined to take them down. He feels proud of his level of seniority in the Regular Army and the respect it earns him, although he intends to retire and live a normal life once he gets the chance.
He’s a charismatic, attentive, and introspective leader who ensures his team runs smoothly and swiftly resolves issues as they arise. As a self-disciplined and emotionally intelligent individual, he’s highly perceptive, effectively reading the emotions of both situations and people. With unwavering resolve, Hyakutaro remains committed to his mission: protecting the innocent and defeating people who threaten world peace. Although he can be talkative at times, he is generally a man of few words, speaking briefly and directly when he does. However, when discussing his passions for martial arts and electrical work, he opens up and enjoys sharing his enthusiasm with his comrades. He has an imposing presence that commands respect, often accompanied by a confident and intimidating demeanour.
He takes great pride in being one of Gimlet's top instructors, having taught him valuable self-defence skills through martial arts and even gifted him his prized iron knuckles. He delights in having meandering conversations about random topics with Gimlet, sharing laughs and drinks along the way. He truly admires Gimlet's kindness, respect, and protectiveness towards him, but is put off by his short temper. He's uncomfortable with Gimlet's bullying and inappropriate behaviour. He's also perplexed by how someone he considers a good friend can be so hurtful to others without hesitation. Despite this, he tries to offer Gimlet constructive advice and encouragement to help him become a better person and find his purpose in life.
He looks up to his older twin brother, Nayutaro, for introducing him to martial arts and teaching him the fundamentals. He's grateful for Nayutaro's unwavering support and care, even when they're apart for extended periods. He's also close with his three cousins, treating them like brothers, and encourages their pursuit of martial arts excellence. However, he sometimes finds Nanahyakumantaro's intense brooding and Happyakumantaro's party-centric lifestyle to be egregious. He often engages in playful banter with Issenmantaro and Nayutaro. He also good-naturedly teases Nanahyakumantaro about his overly serious nature. Hyakutaro rarely argues with Happyakumantaro, especially when the latter fails to pay attention to important instructions or intentionally causes trouble at inopportune moments.
A temporary rift formed in his relationships with Nayutaro and his three cousins, Issenmantaro, Nanahyakumantaro, and Happyakumantaro, when he discovered their involvement with the Rebel Army following the formation of the Japanese Infantry. However, he didn't seem overly troubled by this revelation, particularly after they confessed that they soon grew disillusioned with the Rebel Army's atrocities. They share a common conviction that the Regular Army is corrupt and that those responsible for its nefarious activities must be held accountable for their crimes. Nevertheless, they’re reluctant to risk assassination and spark widespread chaos.
Hyakutaro deeply cares about his orangutan pet, Utan, willing to do anything to keep him happy and ensure he lives his best life. He values the companionship Utan offers and appreciates his unique ability to understand emotions and listen attentively to others. He finds the absurdly gentlemanly voice emitted by the device on Utan's collar, which translates his thoughts, to be hilarious. This is especially true when Utan attempts to be deadly serious and threatening. Hyakaturo appreciates the orangutan’s great sense of humour and enjoys sharing bananas with him. He's not fond of how Utan can come across as demanding and annoying when he wants something. Utan tends to throw tantrums when he doesn't get his way or when someone does something he dislikes. Furthermore, Utan can be a distraction when he unexpectedly ends up on the battlefield.
Backstory: Hyakutaro Ichimonji was born on August 26, 1968 in Kaev Seima, Mondulkiri, Cambodia. Much of Hyakutaro's life before his military service remains shrouded in mystery, with only a few details known about him. His father owned the Ichimonji martial arts school, while his mother was a covert agent for the Japanese government, disguised as an artistic businesswoman. They immigrated to Cambodia to live a life of solitude and peace, escaping the usual hustle and bustle of Nagoya. He’s the younger twin brother of Nayutaro Ichimonji, the declared eldest heir of the secretive Ichimonji-style martial arts and ninjutsu. Not much is known about the Ichimonji-style martial arts and ninjutsu due to its highly secretive nature. Practitioners refuse to share its secrets, fearing widespread replication and potential damage to its history. However, rumors suggest that the Ichimonji clan combines various martial arts from around the world with street fighting and/or tai chi. According to him, his personality was largely shaped by his mother and Buddhist teachings.
Hyakutaro, the youngest heir of the Ichimonji-style martial arts and ninjutsu, never practiced the art of the ninja because it had never interested him. Nayutaro taught him the fundamental principles of martial arts, while his father instructed him in advanced techniques, teaching him how to properly wield them. His mother shared with him the secrets of becoming a master spy, which sparked his interest in espionage work. Once he turned 12, his parents moved back to Japan to stay with his father's family in Kagoshima. There, he and Nayutaro met and lived alongside Issenmantaro, Nanahyakumantaro, and Happyakumantaro in a small neighbourhood. They quickly formed a strong bond, spending their free time together by having movie nights, playing board games, and exploring the outdoors. They also became classmates, attending the same school and helping each other out with homework. During grade 11, he pursued an apprenticeship to become a licensed electrician, a career path he genuinely aspired to.
It's unknown what happened to Hyakutaro's parents because he refuses to discuss their sudden disappearance from his life. However, according to him, a tragic event befell his parents that pushed him to live a life of crime as a yakuza member after he finished his apprenticeship, and his three cousins moved to other places in or outside of Japan. This explains the tattoo on his back, his former possession of iron knuckles, and his expertise in street fighting. He joined a yakuza gang alongside Nayutaro after undergoing yubitsume, which allowed them to showcase their martial arts skills. They participated in various illicit activities, including loan sharking, to provide financial support for themselves and their gang. His reputation grew as a formidable and unexpectedly generous shateigashira, bolstered by his Ichimonji heritage and expertise in espionage.
In his late 20s, he was recruited by the Regular Army and Intelligence Agency, who recognised his unwavering loyalty, exceptional combat skills, and expertise in electrical work. After leaving the yakuza, he faced a five-year antisocial force designation, making everyday tasks like opening a bank account, buying a car or renting a room extremely challenging. However, the financial support from the Regular Army and Intelligence Agency, who valued him as a key asset in tactical operations, largely mitigated these difficulties. Following his specialised training, he became a highly skilled tactical spy, successfully completing numerous high-stakes missions. He worked as a field electrical engineer for the Regular Army, where he became responsible for inspecting his comrades' electrical equipment. He also took the initiative to teach martial arts and hand-to-hand combat skills to cadets, new recruits, and fellow comrades who showed genuine interest.
As the Regular Army was affiliated with the Amadeus Syndicate at the time, he became one of the first individuals to undergo experimentation with psionic energy. Fortunately, he was among the few who avoided extreme physical stress and heavy scientific modification. Hyakutaro ultimately became the first recorded esper in contemporary history, marking a significant event since Ptolemaios' exile from his tribe. These experiments would ultimately propel him to living legend status as he ascended through the ranks, earning the distinctions of 2nd Lieutenant in the Regular Army and Captain in the Intelligence Agency.
Twelve years prior to the Arms Deal Barrage, he relocated to Vietnam, where he met Salomea, a Polish medical illustrator, during a visit to a local pharmacy. Over the next four years, they went on numerous dates and spent quality time together whenever he wasn't busy. He learned that she was a widow with a young adolescent son named Kordian. The couple eventually married, and he became Kordian's step-father. His married life and relationship with Kordian were healthy and loving. He supported them to the best of his abilities, even setting aside money for Kordian's education.
He played a crucial role in the Arms Deal Barrage as a tactical spy. He provided crucial intel on enemy positions and deliberately allowed himself to be captured to supply his comrades. Notably, he was among the select few informed by Tequila, Gimlet, and Red Eye that the Regular Army was corrupt and secretly involved in an illicit arms deal with the Serapion Fellowship. However, like the others, he chose to remain silent, fearing assassination and the inability to live a meaningful life. He aided Gimlet in pursuing Lieutenant Colonel Macba on a moving freight train, battling him in the front car and successfully defeating him. As a gift of appreciation and recognition for Gimlet's fighting capabilities, Hyakutaro gave him his iron knuckles before they left the freight train and received orders to destroy a Serapion Fellowship fuel factory.
While navigating a desert area littered with Serapion Fellowship bikers and tanks after Gimlet rescued him from sudden capture, he spotted a group of guerrillas and special forces operatives bullying a male orangutan wearing a diaper. The orangutan, whose voice was amplified by a device on its collar, begged its tormentors to stop and screamed in rage and agony. He promptly intervened, rescuing the orangutan and slaughtering his tormentors. As a token of gratitude, the orangutan offered him a banana that one of the guerrillas had been holding. Hyakutaro learned that the friendly orangutan’s name was Utan, born on May 14, 1948, in an Israeli zoo, and his advanced age was attributed to biological modifications. He decided to keep Utan by his side and equipped him with a MAC-10 for self-defence.
During the start of the Great Morden War, Hyakutaro was having dinner with his family and sister-in-law, celebrating the birthday of his 7-year-old Vietnamese-Polish step-granddaughter, Quyên. The evening was disrupted by a sudden raid in Vietnam. He witnessed the killing of his wife and step-son and the kidnapping of his step-granddaughter by the Rebel Army Bike Squad. It greatly devastated him, but he didn’t have much time to grieve as the Rebel Infantrymen took him hostage. They forced him to repair the Tetsuyuki in the Villeneuve Mt. System, threatening that if he refused, Quyên, who was also being held hostage, would be forced into Operation Satchen and face a gruesome death due to an explosive device implanted in her newly gifted doll. He reluctantly agreed to repair the electrical components of the Tetsuyuki, not wanting to risk Quyên’s life.
Deciding enough was enough, he engaged in combat with the Rebel Army Private 1st Class Tetsuyuki pilot and ultimately killed him, then escaped the warship. However, he would be recaptured and hastily relocated to Ronbertburg City as Marco, Tarma, Tequila, Gimlet, and Red Eye breached Rebel Army defenses in the Villeneuve Mt. System. Meanwhile, Quyên was rescued by Tequila and placed under Fio's care. The Rebels then subjected Hyakutaro to severe torture and later left him hanging on the roof where the Mini-Bata was once stored. Luckily, he was rescued by Gimlet and later reunited with Quyên, who was under the care of the S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S.
At this point, he joined the war effort, driven by a desire to support his comrades and a personal vow to protect his step-granddaughter at all costs. He assisted Fio and Eri on their intelligence-gathering missions during the Great Morden War, while providing crucial support to the resistance by supplying weapons and repairing electrical equipment.
During the Extraterrestrial Alliance Clash, he was dispatched to gather intelligence on Rebel Army plans and Japanese Infantry positions. After surveying San Luis Potosí and stealing classified documents from a Japanese Infantry base, he was captured by Pipovulaj troops while returning to his assigned Regular Army unit, which had been deployed alongside him to provide additional combat support. Despite attempting to fight back, he was overpowered and subjected to six weeks of torture by the Japanese Infantry and Pipovulaj to extract information on Regular Army tactical operations. His escape remains unclear, but rumours suggest a Martian operative working for Pupipi, disguised as a Pipovulaj troop, may have assisted him.
Upon his escape, he found himself battling a contingent of Japanese Infantry soldiers and Pipovulaj troops. Fortunately, he was rescued by Nayutaro, Issenmantaro, Nanahyakumantaro, Happyakumantaro, and Division 6, who intervened just in time to prevent his recapture or potential death. After learning about their circumstances, he was appointed as their leader. As a sign of respect rather than genuine devotion, he began to worship Sol Dae Rokker. Following the surrender of the Arabian Infantry, he intentionally allowed himself to be captured in Hong Kong, where he was tied to a stake and heavily guarded by Rebels. He was later rescued by Division 6 and Marco's team, providing them with crucial intel on the Rebel Army's next location and offering combat assistance.
In New Godokin City, Hyakutaro and Division 6 were tasked with tracking down Sagan, while Marco's team handled the ongoing situation with Logan in the subway tunnel. Hyakutaro stealthily found Sagan in a raided shopping mall, where Rebels were partying, looting food and clothing, and socialising. Upon discovering this, he called for Regular Army reinforcements to aid in the assault. Once they arrived, accompanied by a battle-ready Rumi, the reinforcements and Division 6 tackled the Rebel threat with moderate success. In the final showdown, Hyakutaro aided Marco's team and the Pipakhroz by weakening the Rugname's core.
When Hyakutaro and Division 6 were deployed to a South Pacific island during the Survival Island Occupation, he commanded his team to confront the Rebels, while he searched for hostages and valuable intel. As he navigated through the dense jungle, he became lost and battled many Rebel soldiers, rescued hostages, and gathered important intel on current enemy plans, while trying to find his way back to Division 6. After two days, he encountered Dilovar, who was aiding the P’isqu Runakuna (“bird people” in Quechua) in their fight against the invading Rebel soldiers and searching for Walter and Tyra. Without a second thought, he joined forces with Dilovar, providing combat support and occasional advice. Hyakutaro eventually reunited with Division 6 and met Walter and Tyra, launching a strategic assault on the Rebel Army base housing the Cabracan. Following the battle, he invited Dilovar, Walter, and Tyra to join Division 6, impressed by their combat skills and teamwork.
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coyotenoses · 1 month ago
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hi we got new knives (well. "new")
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the one labeled "unknown" is Probably from WW2 as well; the one from the 20s - 30s was from my paternal Great Grandpa, who--reportedly--said it was an electrician's knife (as in that's the type of knife it was). but my Grandpa (who is the one that gave it to me) wants me to do some research and double check
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possibly-in-wonderland · 2 months ago
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WAIT MY DAD STOLE A FUCKING CAR WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER?!
im actually not suprised
dude bro has:
been hit by a car
stabbed a guy in the leg with a screwdriver
got bit by a handful of snakes
pierced his eyebrow with a safety pin (in class)
had to have two or four (cant remember) spotters when he worked out and got told by the school he couldnt be lifting that heavy (he was the strongest there and they got jealous bc he refused to join the wrestling team)
also he got into a shit load of fights
saw two (2) dead bodies (one while fishing, the other while crabbing)
got flung from a boat because a fishing line got wrapped around the motor (it's my favorite story dude-bro went water skiing)
almost got shot (probably more times than he's telling me)
has quit a job at a lumber place before because he noticed the wood slabs coming out with an increasing amount of blood and his boss said "it's nothing to worry about, get back to work" (some guy severely fucked up his arm on a saw and needed a fuck ton of stitches)
fUCKING SPED AWAY FROM THE GAME WARDEN ON A BOAT WHILE SHAKING CRAB POTS WITH HIS UNCLE
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIS OTHER UNCLE, UNCLE DANNY
(side tangent: uncle danny would cut people's fishing lines if they kept crossing over his and reportedly threw someone off of a pier once. he also busted a guys head open with a gas pump nozzle and sprayed gasoline in the open wound. let's not forget, this mf threatened his landlord and ended up not having to pay rent for a handful of years. after getting surgery (brain cancer-related i think) someone busted him in the head and he looked at them and said "that shit's healed motherfucker (it was not)" and beat the dude. i wouldn't be surprised if he actually killed someone)
alright aside from that, there's so much more that he probably hasn't told me (and none of this is barely scratching the surface of the shit he HAS told me)
and none of this is even TOUCHING the stuff my grandpa's (on my mom's side) did. it could be the subject of a southern rock song like bro. missouri state penitentiary? ESCAPING JUST TO SEE IF HE COULD AND WAITING FOR THEM TO BRING HIM BACK IN? HE WAS WANTED FOR 17 ACCOUNTS OF ARMED (toy gun) ROBBERY! TH3Y ORIGINALLY ONLY HAD HIM DOWN FOR SIX BUT HE CONFESSED TO THE OTHERS! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SERVE 20-SOMETHING YEARS. HE GOT OUT IN SIX ON GOOD BEHAVIOR! H3 HAD A FUCKING PET FLYING SQUIRREL AND WENT DYNAMITE FISHING!
since we're on the subject of family lore, one time my mom sprayed the telephone wires outside with a squirt gun. she was 14 and wanted to know what would happen. my grandpa (her dad, the prison escapee) was an electrician.
she could have just asked.
also my grandma (also mom's side) once picked up a hitchhiker because he looked like bob segar. she's also seen ghosts and-
this post is getting way too long.
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electropneumatic · 3 months ago
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Shout out to my dad, who's a mechanic. And my cousin, who's a mechanic. And my other cousin, who's a mechanic. And my uncle, who designs cars. And my other uncle, who's a mechanic. And my grandpa, who was an electrician. In a factory that produced cars.
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