#elections2k17

[dramaalpaca]

"guy supposed to take over the Front National turns out to be a holocaust-denier"

wait wait wait. I'm putting on my surprised face. Wait.

if I hear one more person telling me the far right has ~changed~ and is not the same as it was I'm going to print that article and glue it to the sole of my shoe and then kick them in the face.

[jaydeeluv-blog]

J'en ai marre !! #elections2k17 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[roughlytwentytwofrogs]

I am so so so happy you guys have no idea.

[dramaalpaca]

“Le Pen presents herself as leader of the opposition”

oh FUCK OFF ALREADY. you lost! 35% is not anywhere near to make you leader of anything, just go away, go away now and go away fast. 

it’s disgusting enough to know 35% of people in this country voted for an actual nazi knowing full well that she is a nazi, now just fuck ooooooooffff leave us the alone you deluded ass-waffle! What the fuck are you opposing from the confines of your giant mansion that even Macron can’t hope to buy in his entire lifetime! Holy shit she’s the most annoying two-faced lying power-hungry bitter smarmy cockroach. If the media in this country give her enough air time to actually allow her to become a voice of opposition that people have to listen to I will fucking go crazy. 

[dramaalpaca]

so many idiots who voted for a motherfcking communist party in the first round are planning on voting for the far right in the second round to ‘shock’ and it enrages me. 

those assholes. Voted for a communist party for the first time in their life because they wanted ~a fairer france~ but the moment they don’t get their way they fucking throw a tempter tantrum and vote for that nazi-sympathizing holocaust-denying anti-abortion hate-mongering money-grabbing self-serving pathetic try at an imitation of a human woman because they’re too bitter to see past their own butthurt. Oh well done on your convictions. Don’t worry you don’t sound at all like the biggest hypocrites this side of white priviledge.

I know the other choice is a guy who likes capitalism, but maybe we’ll discuss whether or not capitalism is bad once we’ve stopped a literal nazi from taking the Élysée, yeah??? Ya know, the thing that’s great about Macron is that we disagree with him because he wants to do dumb things that every politician in the history of ever has ever done. Pretty normal things to get agitated over, because that’s how politics work huh, you’ll never find a leader you 100% agree with so you pick the one you less disagree with. At the very least Macron proved he’s capable of listening to people who disagree with him. 

We disagree with Le Pen because she constantly dehumanizes anyone who has a drop of non-french blood in their veins, belittles anyone who disagrees with her in a such a profoundly pernicious way, and is just a deeply mean person who barely knows how to smile without looking like she eats refugees tears for breakfast. But that doesn’t affect you, does it, Mr Straighty Whitey. Go ahead and vote. Maybe once you’ve done that you’ll realize she doesn’t have the slightest idea how to run a country at all anyway and if you thought Macron was friends with the rich, what the fuck are you going to say about a racist idiot who inherited her fortune and keeps stealing money from other institutions anyway. I’m sure that’s the anti-capitalist choice. Good on you... haha, remember how you mocked those stupid Americans who let a guy like Trump take power... you humongous cretin.

[dramaalpaca]

ugh. Frexit propaganda has arrived in my city. Posters everywhere proclaiming getting out of the EU will improve our economy. Because that’s working so well for the UK right now, right?! stupid fuckdamn cockwaffles... 

[dramaalpaca]

so last night there was a big debate for the 11 candidates to the french elections (and I think any person who’s watched all of them prattle on for 15 minutes each should get an award), but one of them wasn’t being clear on whether or not he wanted to get out of the EU so the mediator asked him “but do you want us to pay our baguette in francs or in euros?” which makes it look like we measure our economy with baguettes but it’s... yeah actually we do measure our economy with baguettes this is not even a joke, but his answer was “we’ll pay in eurofrancs, and it’s going to be great!”. Without even hesitating. And he didn’t go back on it like “haha, just a joke”.

Nope. He just blurted out “eurofrancs” and ran with it. And I think it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a political debate, but I’m not sure it was out of mirth or just a nervous breakdown. 

[dramaalpaca]

omfg I can’t. people are getting angry because a guy who helped the president during his campaign turns out to be anti-islamophobia. They’re treating facebook posts where he says the burkini ban is a stupid idea like he publicly declared supporting ISIS and the media are reporting on it like it’s perfectly normal. Is no one going to, you know, point out that it’s not a crime nor a moral defect to support muslims... and that pointing at a muslim guy for making anti-islamophobia posts is a bit... islamophobic...? The fuck is wrong with people.

[dramaalpaca]

woohoo, presdential debate tonight! It’s times like these that I regret not drinking alcohol. I think it’d be easier to listen to that trainwreck of a woman speak when you’re blind drunk.

Oh. My god. She sounds even worse than Trump and there’s still 45% of people who think she’s winning the debate.

[dramaalpaca]

Je viens de voir une headline qui dit que Dupont Aignan veut être premier ministre sous Le Pen et je crois que la moitié de mes neurones se sont tués sous le stress d’essayer d’imaginer ce futur. C’est à ça que ressemble l’apocalypse. Le Pen à l’Elysée, DA à Matignon. J’en ai litéralement des frissons. Je vais faire des cauchemards ce soir. Je crois pas que je puisse expliquer correctement l’horreur absolute que je ressens en pensant à cette possibilité.

[dramaalpaca]

“Présidentielle: Mais pourquoi Fillon séduit-il autant les seniors?”

parce que y’a que les riches catho qui votent pour lui et les vieux riches catho sont trois fois plus nombreux que les plus jeunes de nos jours, tiens... y’a pas besoin de tortiller du cul pour trouver une réponse... franchement les journalistes se plient en douze pour peindre les électeurs de droite sous une belle lumière raisonnable et ça me fout en rogne. Les gens qui votent pour un mec qui pique dans les caisses de l’état et a encore le culot de ne pas se retirer de la course ET de promettre des mesures qui vont appauvrir les classes les plus pauvres du pays n’ont pas besoin de notre compassion ou qu’on analyse leur comportement pour tenter de trouver une raison. Ils ont besoin d’une bonne baffe.