#eldrtich horror

[eldritchflower]

[sinita-incognita]

This is like Monday to Ryoma

I am too deep into Getter Robo/Warframe AU now. I can't get out. The lore cooked too hard

Also

[thedennysmanager]

The struggle of a newborn dream to last until morning’s light.

Heaven kneels helpless before the thought of me. May my memory sour every hope and joy to come. Even as the last nerves unwind in your skull, this moment shall haunt you until it is your final memory.

[hobgoblinns]

i really hope rtd makes doctor who horny again. the closest we got in recent memory was 13 flirting with herself

[domeniudulce]

My middle school Victorian Era Hyperfixation Kid/Black Butler Kuroshitsuji Fan sensibilities and recently developed love of the unusual and unsettling side of horror are appealed to so deeply by narratives like Bloodborne that uh. This is going to change my brain chemistry.

[foolishaetherguardian]

“… and be sure to report any further unusual tectonic activity. Dismissed.” Bats finally finished the report. Why was he here? Right the first five minutes had been about the possibility of magic having been used. This really should have been an email he just ignored or left Zatanna to deal with. Bunny girl was better at feigning interest than he was after all. “John, Zatanna if you would both remain.”

Damn the brat. Why did the inter dimensional brat decide today to bug him? John knew he could pop up at literally any point in time like it was normal. It was revenge. For what offense he didn’t know. Or maybe he hadn’t even done it yet. Stupid fifth dimensional traveling.

“… stantine. CONSTANTINE.” “Bugger off.”

“John.”

Shit. Okay first names were bad with the cape. Like find a new existence and disappear off the face of the planet bad.

“Right sorry mate just, distracted.”

“The fact that an eldritch horror from who knows where was hanging off you like a scarf actually had some effect on you? You must be getting sentimental in your old age.”

“Love we both know that if it was weighing on me I wouldn’t be around to talk. You wouldn’t be either.” John had some respect for Zatanna. She was a good mage. Understood the proper importance of a cigarette and a blokes need to keep up appearances. Usually at least. “Got a cig?”

“Those will kill you someday.” The disapproval and sarcasm rolled off her tongue as smooth as the honeyed lies the lass would use with magic. John wanted to quip back but settled for a death glare as the big bad bat threatened to perfect his own death glare on him. Why did the bat have to be such a stickler? Rules rules rules. Rules don’t save lives when they shackle you from good. Damnit. Why were all the big dogs so damn… good?

“Hrm.”

Right the bat. The bat that right now probably wanted to string him up by his ankles and let the archdemons sort out how to cut him into nice even thirds if his damned rules didn’t stop him. Why did he have a cigarette?

“Uh bats?”

“Hrm.”

Just as loquacious as always that cape. Keep that thought inside. Definitely keep the thought inside. Especially as you take that stupidly expensive cigarette.

“Thanks. I could really…” The cig was hard. It was candy. The bat almost had an actual expression under the cowl, there was the slightest tightness of the lips. A smirk. He was smirking. ”You know what? Fuck you.” The fake cig crunched in his mouth. It actually tasted pretty good. Not that he was going to ever let anyone know that. “I’m going home. Hopefully to eat my leftovers. The brat isn’t a threat. If you want to know just ask the lass about the between or the Infinite. Or better yet go ask Grundy about The Protector.”

God he needed a drink. And a smoke. And maybe another drink. John was pretty sure that his food was gone too.

“How old is he?”

Dammit lass. Why did you always know just what to say? “14…. I think.” John replied stopping at the door to the stupid tech magic tubes that Supes had insisted on. “He’s some other world’s hero.”

The lass had to think on that one. Not every day you meet an alternate. “Is he… okay?”

“He’s doing alright. Insists his parents couldn’t understand though, so he always carries it alone. Protects people that way, or so he says.” John finally let himself laugh. It was a fitting description of most of the capes who worked with the league. And himself. If he was generous. Pity he couldn’t afford to be generous with himself anymore. “I’m just his fallback. And debit card.”

“It would do him some good to meet others. If you can invite him to the next picnic.”

John blinked slowly. Then turned. The Bat had a smile. A proper smile. Soft and understanding. How? The man was almost certainly just a mass inhuman muscle and brains with the bare minimum speech capability bundled into a bat suit. “I’ll make sure to offer it. But he’s still weird about his… abilities.”

“I’ll get him added to the budget.”

“Budget?” Now this was sounding promising. While the league did pay it wasn’t much more than rent for the closet he used to access the house.

“For young heroes or metas under league guidance. One of the points Bruce Wayne insisted on when he decided to find us officially. So they have a safe place.”

“I’m a safe place?” John’s incredulity was finally outweighing his paranoia. A hefty feat considering even he considered himself to be 90% paranoia by volume.

“Sure sounds like it mate.” Only the lass could say something so damning like it was a good thing.

“{Guess so}” Why did he understand the grunt? Are the grunts some secret dad cape speak? Why was he suddenly qualified for…. Nope. Nope. He’s going home. Sleep liquor and maybe a bit of tele. No he wasn’t tearing up. And no one could see his face to tell you otherwise.

Danny has met Constantine.

Constantine has a coat.

Danny regularly pops out of it to say hi or when Constantine calls him for something.

Nobody in the JL knew this, so when Danny popped right on out in the middle of a meeting.

Well.

[fcllenducks]

Current HH/hb oc idea to maybe make: nyarlathotep. I've made a version for another demon related fandom once, I'll do it again.

[humaneramblings]

Corporations are the closest things we've got to real-life eldritch horrors when you really look at it.

[tyrantisterror]

Are At Sea Without a Map and Midgaheim connected?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: When Dr. Neptune went on his little spiel about the nature of the multiverse in ASWaM, I made the above illustration to help the audience visualize what he was talking about. And the universes inside it were not, in fact, random!

All the purple universes, including the Sea of Monsters, are here because they're involved in Offbeat Melody, the Monster of the Week TTRPG campaign that I invented this little multiverse for in the first place.

My big setting pitch for OM was "a story where I can include all the scifi/fantasy/horror concepts that wouldn't work in Midgaheim/The Tyrantisverse," and one of those concepts was the real world paranormal theory of the Goblin Universe, i.e. the idea that supernatural phenomena come from an alternate universe that's bleeding into ours.

The center universe in the bottom row is specifically the "normal" world of Offbeat Melody, and is marked as such by the prominent needle at the top that's sewing it together (a symbol of that reality's creator goddess, the Weaver). The Sea of Monsters is below it, and marked by, y'know, big sea monsters. To the far left hand side of the bottom row is a universe full of undead monsters that featured in one of OM's guest arcs, and to the far right hand side of the bottom row is a very angular, closed off universe run by the Supreme Authority, who's menaced the "normal" universe of Offbeat Melody a few times. Out final purple/OM universe is in the top left hand corner, marked by two mouths hanging above a sole eye, and represents He Who Becomes, an eldrtich abomination that has actually absorbed MANY universes and has its sights set on the "normal" universe of OM.

(there's actually a few more OM universes that I could have included, including a land counterpart to the Sea of Monsters, but it would have made the map needlessly confusing)

However, if I only drew those universes, it would make the multiverse illustration feel too small, so I had to fill it up. And because I'm a self indulgent fucker, I decided to make three of the "filler" universes ones for my other settings.

The green universe is the Tyrantisverse/Midgaheim universe, i.e. my primary story setting. If you notice, it's the only one whose walls are almost completely solid - while I put it here as more of a cheeky cameo than anything, if it DOES exist in the OM multiverse, it would be a universe whose veil is so thick that traveling into/from it is not possible - because Goblin Universe theory is NOT canon to how the Tyrantisverse works, and thus you can't slip into it that way the way you can with the OM universes.

The red universe is the chaotic silly world of those little goobers I made with my daycare kids a couple years ago:

Y'know, these guys. Actually you probably forgot about 'em. BUT I DIDN'T! I'm gonna do something with them one of these days!

Finally, the blue universe is the universe of Baron Skeleton, another project that I've talked about maybe once before but still have percolating in my brain.

Your time will come, BS. Your time will come.

And then there's three other universes that are literally just there for filler.

As with most of the times when I reference my other stories, I don't expect anyone to take this very seriously. It's more of an easter egg for my own enjoyment than anything that would ever be plot relevant. Still, if I ever DID want to do a big, dumb, self-indulgent crossover of them all, I technically have the groundwork laid out here.

[sleepyminty]

One thing i like about project moon their character designs and their world buildings, for example:

Even if the character turn into a horror beyond comprehension or an eldrtich being, they are still in a perfect tailored suits and ties.

Gender ambiguous characters

The City world buildings is basically this

All the character dynamics in PM are shippable

Every single characters in the City have the potential of a main character and PM wont shy away from giving them the most brutal death or fate possible (like within 5 mins on screen and they are cutted in half)

Old women/men war criminals

Basically scp foundation if the council do the funni and let all the abnomalities on the loose

The story is between the line of “jesus christ that’s horrifying” and walking shitpost

The concept of therapy is beating the shit out of the physical manifestation of their mental state

I believe in suits and professional dressing surpremacy

Lets be real from pov of outsider the City is one atrocious world that no one want to live in

Everyone regards of race or gender all receive the same treatment ( get opressed by capitalism)( unless youre an ai)

And there’s more!

[samble-movedd]

SHE HAS WHAT!! explain pls like i'm 5 ☠️.

don't remember plot 100%, so bear with me.

there's a wraith in wraith arc that, to homura, looks like a near carbon copy of madoka. acts like her, looks almost identical, etc. to everyone else it just looks like an eldrtich horror. wraiths starting to look like people (to fool the people seeing them and to steal emotions from them) is a plot point of the series.

wraithdoka has a pretty decent point in that homura might be losing feelings for madoka (iirc, this is related to the Wraith Stuff, because wraiths eat emotions). she doesn't say this to imply homura doesn't love madoka or that homura hates madoka, just that homura "feels nothing when she looks at her [wraithdoka] because her [homura's] heart has been broken".

homura is deeply upset at the mere implication that she might not be 100% constantly in love with madoka at all times. mind, the wraith doesn't say anything like "you don't like madoka", it just says homura seems afraid that she could lose feelings for her. she reacts with more visible emotion to this idea to this than she shows in 90% of the series.

homura in wraith arc has memory powers. iirc, she can't totally wipe someone's memory or anything crazy like that, but can temporarily make them forget things or "gloss over" stuff. homura has what i can only describe as a mental breakdown over this, as it happens almost immediately after the wraithdoka conversation. she's already on edge about potentially not feeling as strongly for madoka, and starts to panic thinking she could have somehow altered her own memory and made madoka up completely. she starts thinking about basically if this is true, everything is meaningless, and that madoka could just be "the memories of a dream".

mami and kyoko attempt an intervention, because not only is homura acting weirder than usual, but she's bringing an eldritch horror around everywhere. this does not help. the breakdown continues where homura says she can't remember contacting with kyubey, and now genuinely believes she made it up by altering her own memory. homura then asks wraithdoka to "save her from being a magical girl". wraithdoka then eats her emotions. kyubey is unimpressed.

iirc, the wraith kind of...is almost benevolent? it helps mami and kyoko fight other wraiths and stuff to "protect homura's heart". but it's still kinda scuffed that most people don't read wraith arc and miss out on prime Homura Mental Illness materials. her thinking madoka might have not been real is touched on in rebellion, but a pretty big chunk of the manga, which i liked. i cannot imagine the psychological effects 10+ yrs of time loop and watching your friends die would have on anyone, let alone someone 13-14, especially if you end it with memory altering powers and start to think maybe you made it all up.

[wr-n]

Well it least he cares for all his kids equally-

That being said, Has eldritch horror ever witnessed a death that angered him greatly?

(This is just an excuse to see an angry eldrtich fresh if I'm honest/Hj)

(Also your art is great! I love seeing it!)/srs

(aaa sorry this was late but im so happy to hear that from you axmoth ^^)

[ikkosu]

really want to write the tfp kids + eldrtich horror and the bots so baddd. I can imagine jack holding a pipe whike finding Miko amidst the catacombs of the base, lost in the darkness. He knows there's someone there but he can't tell. He can't tell if the broken mirror he's looking at is really a mirror, or are they teeth?

[patheticmosasaur1]

today's invertebrate......................tereticepheus (27/1/2025. these are likely different species)

on weekdays he works a busy toothpaste making job that consumes most of his time and money

on weekends he pretends to be a massive eldrtich horror by setting up cardboard buildings and stomping and screaming at them

amazing double life!

glorpiness rating: Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other... “Does this taste funny to you?”

first 2 photographs by mrmacro. link to observation (iNaturalist), illustrstion by Ernst Haeckl

[maguro13-2]

Demons Unleashed ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Gaiden Pt. 21 ~

Reimu : So, Marisa. You sure got better plans on stopping an Eldritch Monster?

Marisa : Oh yes, It's the perfect solution on being a world-famous monster hunter, I know how to deal with this one.

Reimu : Let's all be too hasty if we summoned this Eldritch being that resurrected a girl who died about 1000 years ago.

Marisa : Sakura, do you copy?

Izayoi : (via radio) Izayoi to Marisa, I'm loud and clear, copy that. So it's best that I would await this creature's visiting. Do you got everything prepared?

Marisa : Me and Reimu set up a trap for the creature, and it would be possible for this creep to be stopped that I set up a spell, which trigger a force so that we capture that girl-turning eldritch monster.

Izayoi : (via radio) It'll be like giving a mouse a cookie, and this cookie will be the oldest trick in the book, catching a predator is like hunting ferocious animals that scourge in the woods from hunting their prey.

Marisa : Even if it costs us the countryside from this monster wonder, let's get it done until we will hit the end of month, I get it.

Reimu : Ready, Marisa?

Marisa : Ready.

Reimu : Ready, guys?

Wriggle : We're ready as we please.

Reimu : Okay, get into position, so stay quiet and don't even make a sound. Quick, here she comes. [footsteps approaching]

(Iris humming a tune)

Reimu : [quietly] Alright there she is. We'll just get a close eye on the trap we are luring her. This is our big opportunity to catch a monster. We are so good of being professional monster hunters and this is what supernatural comes to dark fantasy.

Marisa : Who else? Maybe it's like we're cooking up a storm or something. Gotta make sure we're on track on catching this monster.

Reimu : She's gonna do it. She's gonna lure into the trap we installed, this is gonna be a good classic of monster hunting experience. I hope this will eventually avenge those who attacked Yuuka Kazami's farm.

Marisa : Who would've that a girl who turned into an eldritch monster would fell into a trap, this would definitely go off the bucket list to solve Japan's eldrtich of all eldritch horror?

??? : Eldritch Horror you say? Well do not fear because I believe that this is a problem to you!

(Iris humming and then stops)

Reimu & Marisa : (yelling in horror)

Izayoi : Reimu, Marisa! What happened!?

Reimu : (via radio) It's another Eldrtich Horror, I think we found ourselves a lively one and it's here! This is the Eldritch that resurrected Shinra's beloved!

Izayoi : Say what?

*DBZ SFX : Instant Transmission*

Izayoi : !? (throws knife, but the creature deflects it)

[Anubis (Impossible) - Maki Kirioka]

Izayoi : What the heck is this thing!? Is it another Eldritch being? It looks humanoid but it's still a monster that has...(the creature grew out it's wings) Wings!? What the hell does this creature drinking on, Red bull or something?

??? : Perhaps that you would be mistaken someone from drinking some fluid you call it "Red Bull", but the only ones that are red that is your blood that I can taste for it. I was the one who resurrected Shinra's beloved Iris. I am the Angel of Death. call me "Angie".

"ANGIE : ANGEL OF DEATH."

Izayoi : So this eldritch god that grew out it's wings is the Angel of Death. (talks into the walkie-talkie) Guys! I found another suspect!

Reimu : (via radio) Who is it this time? Is it someone else?

Izayoi : It's the Angel of Death, this is the Eldritch being that resurrected a nun from Soul Eater's universe 1000 years ago. He must've resurrected her with one of the Eldritch powers that Saya was given to.

Reimu : (via radio) What!? That Eldritch God is Angie you say? That Eldritch bastard! Who does he think he resurrecting a dead girl that made her into an eldritch monster!?

Angie : No, she's no monster neither you call her a beast. She is capable of a being who wanted to transcend her into the powers of a God. You will be all pleased if you will handle her with ease.

Izayoi : I'm not gonna take this seriously, but I have no choice but to fight this thing and get it over with! Reimu, Marisa! Get everyone to evacuation and bring all the civilians to safety!

Reimu : 10-4! Copy that! Marisa! we gotta stick to plan B!

Marisa : What's plan b?

Reimu : You'll find out shortly. I know something that will might help.

Iris : I smell humans that lurks in the sunflowers of my heritage, I regret them for sabotaging the beauty of these flowers shall get a good smell from the reddish things that are their flesh and blood, and yet, they are still scourging through this land.

Reimu : Hey, sister! Over here, ya human-eating Eldritch! I'm wide open, so I got attacks to make you eat dirt off the ground!

Marisa : And if you will not leave, we'll make you leave, by going all the way through! It's going to be taking less a minute until we discourage the Eldritch, it's about to get a little hasty with this Eldritch creature going for take outs! Come on, monster! You wanna eat something that is delicate to you, then I got a delivery just for you, a monster butt-kicking delivery!

Iris : Hmph! You seemed to be making a lot of jokes then that to be at one's comedy for no reason, too bad all of that comedy stuff will be your final act. I will make the sunflowers fields your final resting spot and I will make you savor the blood as my treat!

Reimu : So, Marisa. Are we winging it or we're going to be Eldrtich food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Marisa : Hope were not monster food, cause I don't look that very tasty.

Reimu : Guess it's your call. Double or nothing!

Iris : Hmph. I guess this a little too dull for you. Guess I'm gonna make you go a little light weighted.

Reimu : What does that even mean? (Iris uses her telekinesis to lift the two up) Woah! What's happening!? What's going on!?

Marisa : Uhh, Reimu? I think we're being picked up by force.

Reimu : Force? So does that mean she is using...(realizing) I get it now, she's using eldritch powers but she's using telekinesis that is supernatural. It's like she has the power to use the force.

Iris : Time for a take out! (pushes the girls back by force)

Reimu & Marisa : WOAAAAAAAAH!!! *DBZ SFX : Wall Hit/Crash*

Reimu : Gee! What's with this girl!? She's using eldritch powers but why is she using telekinesis? How did a girl manage to use the power of an Eldritch?

Marisa : Well, it's because eldritch being clearly have a power called ESP, it's how humans and eldritch would have the ability to control things without using their hands and even move things such as objects.

Reimu : Of course, she's using Eldrtich Power and ESP, that's Psychokinesis!

Marisa : Psychokinesis!? Well, that's no fair share of mine! That's Iris for ya!

Izayoi : What's going? How can this thing be at top speed!? Fast and quick! I was so close to beat this thing! Pretty slick! Let's see if you can handle my throwing knives! (throws multiple knives to attack angie)

Angie : Gah!

Izayoi : That went well!

Angie : Not bad! You're pretty good at this, you'll might pass the test to win this duel against me.

Izayoi : Hmph! This might get lucky for me, so this is the reason that I'm gonna win big here!

(the barrier activates to trap Iris)

Marisa : BINGOOO!!! We have you cornered! So give up now!

Reimu : Double or Nothing, Marisa! Time get into one phrase, the more the merrier.

Marisa : Right.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Stop what you're doing!

Reimu : Huh? Who goes there?

Marisa : Hey, what's that little guy doing inside of a machine? That's a Dark Chao Walker ain't it?

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : The name is Shinra Kusakabe, I'm the one who created the world of Soul Eater and that girl over is Iris, she was that person that I always knew, the rightful to be the person that I could protect. She was the only one that I eventually care about.

Reimu : So you're the one behind that this Soul Eater crap! You think that you had the answer of making Maka's world like that? You did all of that to her and you're responsible for creating that Shinigami guy, in fact that he wasn't Shinigami, he was that man-made son of yours was it?

Marisa : You were the one who spread all of this lying, didn't you?

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Maybe I am right, but our author is such a joke to all of Japan. Guess I take the Ohkuboverse fair and square, lies are the lies, but I always seek into Truth.

Angie : What defiance is this!?

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : What the...who are you? I see, you're the eldritch bastard who resurrected Iris when went into reincarnation for the resurrection.

Angie : That is true.

[Showdown - Yutaka Minobe]

Angie : I recreated her life, yet is still a human to become stable. When you defeated the Evangelist that turns out to be an astral puppet, we have discovered from somewhere on the planet was ceased to function by the hero himself, Hercules. Records saying that the so-called Kishin was only a puppet to the heartless, it was trying to open the door to darkness in order for Demon Vibe to unveil his dream of Galactic Conquest.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : You cretin!

Angie : Hold that tongue of yours! Speak wisely, or else that you will never see this girl again.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : !?

*DBZ SFX : Surprise*

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Iris!

Iris : ...Shinra-kun...

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : (looking down) ...Iris...

Reimu : Wait, those two know each other?

Marisa : It seems those two are lovebirds from 1000 years before, they first met in his old world while it was sabotaged by Demon Vibe and Sephiroth's likeliness, just before he created the world that Maka was living in.

Reimu : That all makes sense now.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Iris...

Iris : Shinra-Kun...you never broke our promise, didn't you?

Shinra : Of course, I didn't. The only reason to keep you safe is that I was the one who will able to protect you, I would keep this precious smile to you.

Iris : Shinra-Kun....You finally remembered me this time. (holds head in pain) Gaaah! (grunting in pain) Gomenasai, Gomenasai, Shinra-Kun! (uses her telekinesis push the two back by force)

Reimu & Marisa : YAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Samurai Jack SFX : Collapse* What gives!?

Iris : (puts hand on glass) Gomene...(does an indirect kiss on Shinra)

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : ...!? (evades)

Iris : Sayonara. (unleshes an pyrokinetic force to burn the entire Sunflower fields) *DBZ SFX : Loud Explopsion*

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : ...IRIIIIIIS!!!

Iris : Until me again *DBZ SFX : Instant Transmission*

Angie : Farewell. *Instant Transmission*

[It's here/Run Away!! (Station Fire/UFO) - Akira Miyagawa]

Reimu : Holy cow! She set the whole fields on fire!

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Time for me to leave the scene! (flees in his Dark Chao Walker)

Izayoi : Reimu, Marisa!

Reimu : Izayoi, gladly that you finally bought us some time to be here. This place is on fire! We gotta get everyone to evacuate soon as possible!

Marisa : (covers mouth to cough) We can't stand all of this fire! All of that smoke is literally bad for our health, we can't to breathe from here! It's too risky to be alive if we're gonna to survive!

Wriggle : HEY! CAN ANY OF YOU HURRY UP!? WE'RE GONNA GET ROASTED HERE!

Izayoi : (coughs) If only there was a way to stop this chaos, it would be a major problem to get out of here!

Yuuka : Let's all pray.

*RAIN FALLING*

Yuuka : Huh? It's beginning to rain? Who would've done this?

??? : Sorry, there! But we have arrived, help is here to put out the fire.

Reimu : Oh, you must be that Tillis person, You're Tillis of the Burning Rangers!

Yuuka : Burning Rangers?

[Soothing Heat - Fumie Kumatani]

Tillis : Thank goodness that I was going to put out all of this fire.

"Tillis : Ex-Member of the Burning Rangers."

Reimu : You're one hell of a firefighter, I mean a Burning Ranger.

Marisa : How can we ever repay for fixing up all of this burning mess? That nun just set the whole place on fire right after the fight.

Izayoi : I look forward to your humble deeds, I consider that you would do fine with everything that you have for us in store.

Tillis : That's one thing's sure, I always keep out on a promise. You two are alright, you need anything for help?

Reimu : Well, yes. I guarantee you that it would be our pleasure to get everyone to safety. But we don't know of what happened to the farmers.

Tillis : Don't worry, the farmers are fine, but 70% percent of the Sunflowers fields have been damaged by the flames of pyrokinetic force, that's where the pyrokinesis originated from Firaga. I explain this to you right after these details that I am giving you. Come to my place. I'll show you around.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : (Talks into communicator) I'm on way. Heading back now. (leaves when Dark Chao Walker flies off)

*DBZ SFX : Blasting off*

~ Stage 25 : Lovers from 1000 years ~

[doctorbarontsct]

you dont want to make out with a morally grey eldritch horror? shame on you

what about making out with the eldrtiched morally actually-pretty-good and incredibly hot person ive had a thing for for years? thatd be better than with teppy of all people.

but im still not going to do that, because i try to only kiss people when they want to be kissed. consents importnat, people.