#eldarya incorrect quotes

[the-skull-breaker]

Chrome : which one of you is gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water ?

Valkyon : y-you were putting it in cold water... ?

Ezarel : Chrome. answer the question Chrome.

Chrome : yeah ??? I thought for, like, 5 years that people were putting it in hot water to speed-up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason...

Ezarel : you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes ???

Nevra : why are you... putting the water in the microwave... to boil it ???

Ezarel : do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove ???

Nevra : it takes less than a minute !

Ezarel : bestie, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN ???

Nevra : HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE ???

Ezarel : like SEVEN MINUTES !

Nevra : just take the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a sauce pan...

Ezarel : crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove ??? ON MEDIUM HEAT ??? your stove is enchanted...

Leiftan : every second person here is a fucking lunatic...

Lance : DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE ?!!

[averil2004]

*During battle of Eldarya*

Erian *to Lance*: You see... You messed with my friends and now I'm going to f*ck you!

Everyone: ...

Nevra: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ezarel: It's f*ck you up, bro.

Erian: Wait, what did I say?

[eldaryasharbinger]

Thinking about how Ezarel doesn't like to be touched and I don't like to be touched either, and now I'm wondering about how a conversation between us could go

E: "EeEh Don't touch me!! I don't like to be touched!!" (realistic Ezarel interpretation)

K: "I don't like it either, and there's no way I'd ever want to touch YOU anyways!!"

We're like repelling magnets, the same yet there's no physical way we could ever touch

[boredgramlin]

Valkyon: Lance stop killing our teammates! We're gonna lose again!

Lance: Sorry, bad habits...

[i-donot-forget]

Erika: So... are you staying away from me because you love me or because you want to see me suffer?

Leiftan: yes

Erika: So... you love me ?

Leiftan: Yeah, but it’s kinda disrupting my whole “heartless bitch” vibe, so I don’t know.

[eldaryadiary]

Huang Hua: Lance is the best guy around. Erika: What about the people he murdered ? Huang Hua: What murder ?

[linaselandbasil]

"I have a perfect body!.... In my fridge!"-Lance

[ezarelz]

Nevra: Crushes are the worst. Every time I'm around mine I start acting stupid.

Ayni: You always act stupid.

Nevra:...

Nevra: Don't think too hard about that.

[i-donot-forget]

"La misión de Matheiu"

Huang Chu : es la misión perfecta para ti, además Huang Hua me obligó a darte trabajo.

Matheiu : ¡¿Estas loca?!

...

*Matheiu va a buscar a Koori*

Matheiu : necesito tu ayuda con una misión

Koori *sonríe endemoniadamente* : lo que necesites Matheiu sabes que puedes confiar en mí

Matheiu : *ya se arrepiente*

...

*Lance comiendo solo en la cantina*

Matheiu y Koori : *se sienta uno a cada lado de Lance*

Lance : *los mira extrañado* ¿H-

Matheiu : ¡Huang Chu necesita lágrimas de dragón!

Lance : *mira sorprendido a Matheiu y después a Koori*

Koori : *sonrisa endemoniada* podemos hacerlo por las buenas o por las malas...

Estupideces que se me ocurren a veces...

[captainbreadandcheese]

Gardienne: You know what i am when im mad.

Nevra: Hot.

[the-skull-breaker]

Nevra : bro, what's your body count ?

Leiftan : oh, me ? dang like 30 now.

Nevra : by the oracle, you are a hoe !

Leiftan : how does that make me a-... wait are you talking about people we slept with ?

Nevra : ye-yeah...

Leiftan : oh ! well I haven't done that yet.

Nevra : then... then why you'd say 30... ?

Leiftan : *giggle then looks straight at the camera*

Nevra : BRO ! WHAT DOES 30 MEAN ???

[averil2004]

Inquisitor: Are you mage, warrior or rogue?

Erian: Yes.

[vv-world]

Karenn: I told Erika her ears flush when she lies.

Nevra: Hm? Why?

Karenn: Just you wait.

Karenn: Hey Erika! Do you love my brother?

Erika *covering her ears*: No.

Nevra: ...You are a genius, I love it.

[sillydreamer]

Chrome's dating abilities

Mathieu: Hey, Chrome? Can I get some dating advice?

Chrome: Just because I’m with Karenn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[prettymilotic]

Erika: *Yawn*

Huang Hua; Tired ?

E: Yeah... I didn't sleep well.

HH: You know what It's said: If you can't sleep. That's mean someone's thinking about you

E: Who the hell is thinking about me at 2 a.m. ?

Nevra, Ezarel, Valkyon and Leiftan: *Look away*

[ezarelz]

What kills me is that Lance prolly knows thinks he’s going to hell frl 😩😩😩😩 Still hilarious tho

Nevra: Lance, where are you going?

Lance: Well, that depends, Nevra. When I die again, probably hell. But right now, I'm going to the bathroom.