#eldarya incorrect

[the-skull-breaker]

Chrome : which one of you is gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water ?

Valkyon : y-you were putting it in cold water... ?

Ezarel : Chrome. answer the question Chrome.

Chrome : yeah ??? I thought for, like, 5 years that people were putting it in hot water to speed-up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason...

Ezarel : you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes ???

Nevra : why are you... putting the water in the microwave... to boil it ???

Ezarel : do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove ???

Nevra : it takes less than a minute !

Ezarel : bestie, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN ???

Nevra : HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE ???

Ezarel : like SEVEN MINUTES !

Nevra : just take the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a sauce pan...

Ezarel : crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove ??? ON MEDIUM HEAT ??? your stove is enchanted...

Leiftan : every second person here is a fucking lunatic...

Lance : DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE ?!!

[prettymilotic]

Erika: *Yawn*

Huang Hua; Tired ?

E: Yeah... I didn't sleep well.

HH: You know what It's said: If you can't sleep. That's mean someone's thinking about you

E: Who the hell is thinking about me at 2 a.m. ?

Nevra, Ezarel, Valkyon and Leiftan: *Look away*

[averil2004]

Inquisitor *with Erian's spear*: Wow! I'm not into this type of weapons, but your spear is really well made.

Erian *with Inquisitor's staff*: Holy Oracle, this sh!t shines!

[eldaryadiary]

Chrome: I’m having a mid-life crisis. Nevra: You’re 15. Chrome: I might die at 30 !

[boredgramlin]

Valkyon: Lance stop killing our teammates! We're gonna lose again!

Lance: Sorry, bad habits...

[linaselandbasil]

"I have a perfect body!.... In my fridge!"-Lance

[captainbreadandcheese]

Gardienne: You know what i am when im mad.

Nevra: Hot.

[vv-world]

Karenn: I told Erika her ears flush when she lies.

Nevra: Hm? Why?

Karenn: Just you wait.

Karenn: Hey Erika! Do you love my brother?

Erika *covering her ears*: No.

Nevra: ...You are a genius, I love it.

[sillydreamer]

Chrome's dating abilities

Mathieu: Hey, Chrome? Can I get some dating advice?

Chrome: Just because I’m with Karenn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[alexxandra-a]

Leiftan: Erika has a good heart.

Lance: Yes, I've noticed you staring at her good heart.

[the-skull-breaker]

Nevra : bro, what's your body count ?

Leiftan : oh, me ? dang like 30 now.

Nevra : by the oracle, you are a hoe !

Leiftan : how does that make me a-... wait are you talking about people we slept with ?

Nevra : ye-yeah...

Leiftan : oh ! well I haven't done that yet.

Nevra : then... then why you'd say 30... ?

Leiftan : *giggle then looks straight at the camera*

Nevra : BRO ! WHAT DOES 30 MEAN ???

[prettymilotic]

Nevra: I expected better from you

Leiftan: Well that was your fault. I got nothing to do with that

[averil2004]

*During battle of Eldarya*

Erian *to Lance*: You see... You messed with my friends and now I'm going to f*ck you!

Everyone: ...

Nevra: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ezarel: It's f*ck you up, bro.

Erian: Wait, what did I say?

[eldaryadiary]

Huang Hua: Lance is the best guy around. Erika: What about the people he murdered ? Huang Hua: What murder ?

[ezarelz]

Nevra: Crushes are the worst. Every time I'm around mine I start acting stupid.

Ayni: You always act stupid.

Nevra:...

Nevra: Don't think too hard about that.

[linaselandbasil]

Miiko: *throws chair at Lance*

Lance: My ex still misses me...

Lance: But her aim is getting better!

Miiko: *contemplates murdering him even harder*