#either way im winning

[fablepatron]

I would die and kill for Azi

[carr10nb1rd]

i want to kiss the person that sold me a folie a deux cd for only $16 on the mouth

[deepfriedhockey]

people tease me all the time what i would do if it was leafs/oilers as if that wouldnt be the best fucking era of my life

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

[eerie-asterisks]

HES BACK AGAIN

IM GONNA CRYYYYYYY /pos

[shesmore-shoebill]

Regardless of whether its real or not, people saying that "maybe they didn't know it was aprils fools" is funny to me. No they absolutely know. thats the whole point . its the best and maybe only way to do this whether its true or not.

Like imagine if you WERE in a relationship that had been deeply visible and wildly speculated on for basically all your formative years, with no signs of stopping. You've just got droves of people clamoring about every potential shred of information and following your every move and constantly speculating about this or tying it back to the relationship which might not have been true at certain points but happens to be now. What. Is the best. Funniest way to reveal that information? With max chaos?

Or imagine if you ARENT in that relationship but you know you'll never get peace from people asking you about it or wondering no matter what you do. AND you have a workplace and friends that LOVE a silly good joke. And committing to the bit. Whats the best way to leverage THAT. How can you absolutely level your fans.

Like Of COURSE they're gonna do an april fools announcement. Golden opportunity either way. no one knows if its real. half of the ruckus is people losing it trying to determine truth. You cant be two silly lil guys and NOT take advantage of a golden bit.

[marzghost]

Being a Tango pov enjoyer and Rancher shipper who enjoys angst is so wack for me rn because on one hand I don't want Tango to die because I need more chances for rancher interactions during wildlife and I'd like to continue watching my wet cat of a failure block man fail at killing but at the same time I need him to be the first one out (best for lore building and in general significance) or really just out before Jimmy just so I can study how he reacts to it after watching that one clip where he gets physically upset at just thinking about his rancher being out soon.

He doesn't want Tango to die and neither do I but if I get to watch Jimmy be even just a bit upset at Tango's death message I think I can call it a win for my silly rancher heart. Just the implications... The way it could be twisted. The fanficsss! Hmmm YESSS. I hope c!Jimmy did break that canary curse. I hope he got exactly what he wanted when c!Lizzie died first during secret life because now he has to LIVE. He has to see the carnage without the joy of realizing his curse is broken. See exactly why the canary curse wasn't necessarily a curse to begin with when you live in a death game and have come to see those within the games as friends and family... I hope he gets to see his rancher FALL. See his allies FALL.

I hope the coal mine collapses rather than fills up with gas. I hope that canary continues to sing long after its favorite caretakers/miners have long since stopped mining. I don't want him to win. I want him to die of neglect all alone because he couldn't find a way out from the new cage he put himself in.

[socksandbuttons]

I didnt stutter-

Kisses the robots!!! Or gets kissed- I am not picky

I was gonna do more- anyway saw kiss poses and used em-

Also bonus Lunar being a lil smaller in this one

[yardsards]

the thing about labru vs kabumisu is that both of them have the same core appeal to me, specifically from kabru's side of things: kabru being someone who is constantly agonizing about social rules and putting on the right mask, and meeting this Weird Fucking Guy who does not (cannot) care about all those things, and so kabru slowly allows himself to be more genuine. they're both such good relationships (whether you view them romantically or platonically), why must there be so much hostility between enjoyers of these ships?

[quirkle2]

teru time!

[pyra-colony-au]

doing up a new reference for Megatron and i slapped the current Soundwave and Starscream designs in there for size comparisons and. Very messy but hdjskdk Soundwave’s so tiny. Also i think i want Starscream to feel bigger than Megatron so rn the vibes are wrong

dont wanna slim down Megs so I guess I gotta chunk up Screamer somehow.. 🤔 not quite happy with her design anyway

[legobenkenobi]

i feel like Commander Cody is the true litmus test to tell what kind of Star Wars fan a kind of person is. like the way they react when you bring him up always tells you exactly what you need to know about a person 99% of the time

[sinnerruud]

no u don’t understand this is so beautiful to me.

🥹🤍 ما شاء الله

[syn4k]

i think quinn hills should join hermitcraft if only because the entire transgender community on mcytblr or at LEAST hermitblr (which is like, at least 80% of the people here) would explode. and i think we should all explode

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

[annasvinyl]

✨️👯‍♂️🪩strictly finalists 2023🪩👯‍♂️✨️

*...are you ready for it? blares from the speakers* 👠🍾❤️‍🔥

(really didn't mean to or think id get so invested this year lol but well here we are 🤸‍♀️🤯🥹🤠)