#either way im winning

[fablepatron]

I would die and kill for Azi

[carr10nb1rd]

i want to kiss the person that sold me a folie a deux cd for only $16 on the mouth

[deepfriedhockey]

people tease me all the time what i would do if it was leafs/oilers as if that wouldnt be the best fucking era of my life

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

[eerie-asterisks]

HES BACK AGAIN

IM GONNA CRYYYYYYY /pos

[marzghost]

Being a Tango pov enjoyer and Rancher shipper who enjoys angst is so wack for me rn because on one hand I don't want Tango to die because I need more chances for rancher interactions during wildlife and I'd like to continue watching my wet cat of a failure block man fail at killing but at the same time I need him to be the first one out (best for lore building and in general significance) or really just out before Jimmy just so I can study how he reacts to it after watching that one clip where he gets physically upset at just thinking about his rancher being out soon.

He doesn't want Tango to die and neither do I but if I get to watch Jimmy be even just a bit upset at Tango's death message I think I can call it a win for my silly rancher heart. Just the implications... The way it could be twisted. The fanficsss! Hmmm YESSS. I hope c!Jimmy did break that canary curse. I hope he got exactly what he wanted when c!Lizzie died first during secret life because now he has to LIVE. He has to see the carnage without the joy of realizing his curse is broken. See exactly why the canary curse wasn't necessarily a curse to begin with when you live in a death game and have come to see those within the games as friends and family... I hope he gets to see his rancher FALL. See his allies FALL.

I hope the coal mine collapses rather than fills up with gas. I hope that canary continues to sing long after its favorite caretakers/miners have long since stopped mining. I don't want him to win. I want him to die of neglect all alone because he couldn't find a way out from the new cage he put himself in.

[yardsards]

the thing about labru vs kabumisu is that both of them have the same core appeal to me, specifically from kabru's side of things: kabru being someone who is constantly agonizing about social rules and putting on the right mask, and meeting this Weird Fucking Guy who does not (cannot) care about all those things, and so kabru slowly allows himself to be more genuine. they're both such good relationships (whether you view them romantically or platonically), why must there be so much hostility between enjoyers of these ships?

[quirkle2]

teru time!

[anotherdragon]

cant wait for charlie to log onto the realm smp once, not stream it, upload his recording onto the VODS channel (so slmccl can stay ai slop and occasionally really good horror videos) and then never touch the server again

[legobenkenobi]

i feel like Commander Cody is the true litmus test to tell what kind of Star Wars fan a kind of person is. like the way they react when you bring him up always tells you exactly what you need to know about a person 99% of the time

[glitchedmagic]

okay. under the assumption that namemc spoilers are a troll, i think i have my final wildcard prediction:

gem and pearl said (paraphrasing) that the mobs were all weird and that wasn't really the wildcard nor a spoiler. it's the last episode, so presumably grian didn't want everyone to die to random wildcard effects (some people was probably fine)

so my prediction is decaying/corrupting world. something about the world is falling apart. maybe gravity changes? blocks getting replaced? shrinking world border? idk exactly but i feel like this would be fun for a couple of reasons

a sense of finality to the season. it has to end here because the world is literally falling apart

a deadline. its got to be tempting for the cc's to drag out the last session and try and gear up/prepare/get enough content. this puts a hard clock on the season

a strangely thematic ending (imo). this world was weird and wild. things happened that were not supposed to happen. eventually all of that energy had to break and the world broke too

the fanart would fuck. just. so hard. after a season of ridiculousness, the drama artists deserve to go ham

anyways even if this isn't the wildcard, im going to hc the server corrupting as the season ends. a treat for me

[muxhroom-marx-markiplier]

UNTIL DAWN OC, Taylor Martin!!!

He doesn't have A LOT of story right now, just the idea that he didn't get involved in the prank on hannah (as you can see he's definitely a victim of childhood bullying so,,, yknow,,) and he gets into a NASTY encounter with a wendigo at some point ,,

his highest traits are funny, romantic, and curious, lowest are charitable and honest, with bravery being like right in the middle

[syn4k]

i think quinn hills should join hermitcraft if only because the entire transgender community on mcytblr or at LEAST hermitblr (which is like, at least 80% of the people here) would explode. and i think we should all explode

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

[cerealmonster15]

omg kalim is putting up the finishing touches to the Generic Winter Holiday Party™️ hosted in scarabia with all his friends....

[next!]

[annasvinyl]

✨️👯‍♂️🪩strictly finalists 2023🪩👯‍♂️✨️

*...are you ready for it? blares from the speakers* 👠🍾❤️‍🔥

(really didn't mean to or think id get so invested this year lol but well here we are 🤸‍♀️🤯🥹🤠)