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fictionallyinparadise · 2 years ago

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*tears the door off the hinges* Hewwooo!! Adoration, bouquet and smitten with Heisenberg for the Valentine's day ask, please? :3 ~ @avid-adoxography

OH SHIT THE DOOR- it's fine we never needed one <3 AND OF COURSE I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY GARBAGE HUSBAND WITH YOU BESTIE <333

adoration — how would your f/o speak about you to someone else?

He'd talk like I'm away at war or some shit like. "Oh my beloved....they're amazing they're the best thing to fall from my ceiling I already miss them" and I'm like. In the other room. He's so fucking stupid I love him.

(there's other times where the second I am away from earshot he just. "HAVE YOU SEEN MY PARTNER'S ASS? don't you dare fucking look but THAT ASS.......")

bouquet — what’s their favourite flower and why?

Orchids!! The science of being able to Fuck Around and Find Out with them is cool to him. Also the way they bloom is cool too 'cuz like. It's not a full bloom like a daisy or sunflower but it is a bloom. He just thinks they're neat <3

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

Oh the other Lords and Ladies absolutely KNEW about us before we even knew. They did nothing to try and get us together because it was funnier watching Karl fumble around like a football and me just...idk, exist.

Our favorite vampire nieces knew and tried so hard to get us together but failed everytime because well. Karl and I are dumbasses (affectionate).

#��; oh beloved #garbage man time <3 #ALSO HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BTW #bouquet was my favorite to answer bc i got to think of him <33 #i love thinking about him he's so fun to spin around like a top #HEHEHOHO #self ship asks #self ship ask answered #<- i was so distracted by karl that i forgot those two tags #either that or i really need to sleep

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tojiscrack · 2 months ago

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lock IN, everyone 🫨 my husband’s coming home TONIGHT 🤭

‘disney kai—’

I DON’T CAREEEE ☹️ give me my disney kaisen!!! the emotional distress, wet pillows, and ruined skincare would finally be compensated for 🤨

on every single doubter’s soul, SATORU IS COMING BACKKK

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welcometogrouchland · 5 months ago

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(on my hands and knees begging tumblr to not mutilate the quality of this drawing 😭) anyway, coming out as a secret marvel fan to announce that i really enjoyed the recently she-hulk run w/ Jen and her boytoy and am sad to see them go. Jack pls dont disappear into the ether i just got attached to you (ID in alt)

#marvel comics #sensational she hulk #sensational she hulk 2023 #she hulk #jennifer walters #jack of hearts #jack hart #im typing thrse tags on an ipad rn (hell) so im going to be brief for once but yeah i reslly enjoyed this series #it was a sweet slice of life breath of fresh air and i found myself really invested in the relationship between jen and jack #Lowkey tempted to hop onto avengers just to keep up w jen #maybe- maybe not. We’ll see! Either way thse two are cute lol #this came together surprisingly quick for his detailed it is (by my standards lmao) and that makes me #nervous. Mainly #theres bits that r off but overall i like it #tried to fit lettering in but it didnt work lol #anyway #i know the authors on tumblr. Rainbow rowell if you somehow find this hire me /j #i dont think thats how it works since theyre a writer and not an editor lol #ANYWAY I REALLY NEED TO SLEEP #goodnight to all 8 ppl who will reblog this #mine

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clownsuu · 1 year ago

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I finally have some free time to draw sketches and tell you about my headcannons with (young) Harvey and Dr. Stone!! 💥💥

The first headcanon: Harvey really likes to touch Stone's funny sticking-out hair with his antennae (I have no idea what to call it lol). OF COURSE, Dr. Stone gets angry, and Harvey just giggles and watches him—

The second headcanon: I thought it would be funny if Dr. Stone had (and maybe still has) a secret hobby of collecting minerals and stones. it's pretty funny that a sullen and angry dude collects and examines all sorts of stones, and then writes something in his book, muttering something under his nose. if Harvey somehow found out about his husband's hobby, he could throw him beautiful stones while he was going somewhere.

The third headcanon: Harvey loves hugging Dr. Stone very much, when he does this, this old fart immediately starts to get angry and swear, but after 15-20 minutes calms down and falls asleep. maybe Harvey does this on purpose so that his husband at least sometimes gets a full sleep

(not) Old people,,,,

#Not really old fards...#Thembs existing (Real) HSHDHDJJD #To Harvey his antennae are silly lil things- but sometimes pokes someone with em as a form of smooch/doting someone #Loving husbambs...#Also the two lil things sticking up stone's head is technically a dreadlock versions of cowlicks lmAO #Though it would most likely either be due to being cut very small- or just folded and tied to achieve the look #But that's for the human version anyway muppet vers dont need reasons lmAo #FUNFACT I never really talked about it and just mentioned it briefly-#But stone has a rock named “grandson” with googly eyes on it #He uses it mostly to mock frank with it on how his “grandson” is better than frank will ever be smhh #Last part definitely is something that would happen HDBDBD #Dr Stone specially as a youngin was a HUGE workaholic (still is but becoming old made him a lot more tired)#And Harvey would always try and set up a sleeping schedule for him so he can get a good nights rest #(Which sometimes worked- though stone would usually wake up an hour or two later and go right back to work-)#Harvey always tried his best for stone 😔💔🥄🥄#BUT AWEAWEAWE THE OLD FARDSSS;;;;#CUTE LIL DOODLES OF EMMMMM

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spitefulfemme · 7 months ago

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when i am upset i think about how one day i will be getting soothed to sleep by a pretty girl/person i'll get to call my girlfriend/partner in a cozy apartment that we've made a home out of and that is enough for me to fall asleep to.

- this post was made by a minor, mdni accs dni!

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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thank you WH update for confirming that Wally breathes. i really thought he didnt <3

#but also fuck it for confirming that bc it sounds like hes in pain and it hurts my shriveled heart #(keep it up the pain is top tier <3 hurt him more. but also dont. but Do. i want the emotional agony attached)#but uhhhhh seriously tho i did Not expect breathing to be in his library of skills #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #'why is that' i hear one person passively wonder #well considering that he doesnt sleep. and he doesnt eat normally - one could argue that he Doesnt eat either.#and how he Knows hes a puppet.#i really thought he wouldnt feel an innate need to keep up a charade of 'breathing' like the others who are Unaware!#BUT IT TURNS OUT ITS NOT A CHARADE AHAHA #THEY KINDA NEED TO APPARENTLY! at least i can assume so #but i was Genuinely surprised to hear wally's labored breathing in his hidden record audios #i almost paused the first one i heard to go 'what??? he can breathe??'#i had convinced myself of it so Thoroughly that i need to edit some stuff in my brain #bc oh boy i had Thoughts completely centered on that #oh well! into the fire they go!!#im happy for him. puppet man gets to enjoy the annoyance that is breathing

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hannigramislife · 8 months ago

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I don't think I can truly express how much it physically upsets me to hear the words Dazai says to Akutagawa in season 1, when he's captured by the Mafia.

It genuinely makes me sick to my stomach because...why?

"You were so difficult to train when you first started out."

"You were such a slow learner, and you could never follow directions."

"And then there's that useless ability of yours."

"My new apprentice is superior to you in every way imaginable."

Just...why? This is the first time you have had a proper talk with him in 4 years. You had a chance to fix things. You're supposedly better now. A good man. Akutagawa didn't even do anything; does the man offend you by like, existing? Breathing?

Do you truly not wish to make any amends?

Could you think of no other possible way for sskk to happen? Really, you?

The Dazai Osamu didn't have a better idea?

I find that hard to believe.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd akutagawa #it saddens me #to my core #i get it #he probably doesn't care #but like...how can you *not* care???#how does he sleep at night???#really??? no guilt??? none at all??#the worst part is: all this charade isn't *needed*#akutagawa would have done what you wanted *either* way #he would have done anything for you #god #i hate dazai so much #for this

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seventh-district · 1 month ago

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Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."

Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"

#redacted sam #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fandom #[Sam's name doubles as a link to the specific lines i quoted btw. just for full credit/transparency & for anyone who wants to (re)listen]#Sam's deep-seated need to heal vs my inability to accept help would be a battle for the ages. unstoppable force vs immovable object #wait Sam already mentioned the force vs object thing to David during the inversion didn't he lmao 'they call /me/ Immovable Object'#he does suit Immovable a little more than Unstoppable i guess. i mean he can def be both imo but ykwim. anyways i digress #listen. i'm not a Marriage kinda guy. but good god the way some of Sam's lines make me wanna take a fucking knee and propose #i'm love him ur honor. he is comfort incarnate #can't believe i waited so long to listen to the Valentines Vampire Attack audio. it's got so much of that sweet sweet hurt/comfort #very reminiscent of their 2nd audio given all the healing he does for them & the consent checks before moving clothing and whatnot #which makes it a top favorite for me bc that's probably my most replayed Sam audio. and the one that initially hooked me #i didn't put off listening to it bc i thought i Wouldn't like it btw i just procrastinate everything for no real reason #listening to it now tho actually worked out well bc i could uh. definitely use it. so maybe i was subconsciously saving it for hard times #this post isn't a joke btw it really does hurt to hear him put himself in pain for the sake of healing Darlin' :(((#anD PAINKILLERS DON'T EVEN WORK ON HIM!!! ough man i would struggle so hard to accept his healing if i were in Darlin's shoes #like yeah there's other reasons i'd struggle to accept it too but him being in pain as a result would be one of 'em. the Guilt bro i can't #rp audio stuff #Seven.txt #(Seven blorbo-posting at 2am when they should either be doing something productive or sleeping?? more likely than you might think)

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oddberryshortcake · 2 months ago

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It's killing me that Lilia has spent a lot of time and money taking Silver to different medical mages/doctors to see exactly what's wrong with him and why he's so sleepy

When Idia was able to do a quick analysis on Grim and discover that he has a 1000 year old curse placed on him

STYX is literally the only place capable of giving him the answer he's been searching for

#and even then it's not really known why Lilia is doing it exactly #Either it's for Silver because Silver is confused and Lilia can't exactly explain to him that he's been in a 400 yr sleep spell #but then he wouldn't be going to so many different mages then #a part of me think he's looking for a solution or answer to why he's still like this #if it's fixable or if there's something he did to make silver this way #idk if he still thinks the spell wore away on its own #also em im looking for answers too #I need to know the status quo shift PLEase #im team the magic is just in him now because of all the years he spent in it #like it's no ones fault he just has to live with it #OR can he be fixed #and if he's fixed that'll be crazy because a core part of his character will suddenly be gone #and think about all the new things he'd want to do now that he won't be held back #these tags are too long #as you can see im desperate to get diasomnia focus back in chapter 7

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blitz0hno · 3 months ago

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Speaking of trial 2 going into trial 3 I think the best possible thing they could do with John is have him TRY to disappear and essentially just "become" Mikoto again, and get incredibly frustrated because he cannot do that; despite having "agreed" to it he cannot just make himself leave, which gets Mikoto to realize that This DID Thing Is Real and that he's John's alter as much as John is Mikoto's alter. If that makes sense

#milgram #mikoto milgram #john milgram #i should be sleeping #but #thoughtssss #i know alters can sometimes make themselves dormant etc.#but I really do feel like john is still going to be needed #at least according to his brain #and then they comfort each other and get aquitted on account of pretty privilege the end!!! nothing bad happens ever #mikotoposting #johnposting #or they'll just. replace him w the “original” trauma holder lol #another alter would be fun to introduce either way but let them be a trio plsplspls

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baeshijima · 3 months ago

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since maintenance has (i think) officially started . . .

MAY ALL MUALANI WANTERS BE MUALANI HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL KAZUHA WANTERS BE KAZUHA HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL KACHINA WANTERS BE KACHINA HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL KINICH WANTERS BE KINICH HAVERS !!!

MAY ALL RAIDEN WANTERS BE RAIDEN HAVERS !!!

GOOD LUCK ON UR PULLS AND HAPPY 5.0 + HAPPY NATLAN + HAPPY 4TH ANNIVERSARY EVERYONE 🫶🫶

#just genshin <3 #goodbye fontaine u were the goat o7 #capitano capitano capitano....#but yea personally i dont think ill be rolling for anyone other than mavuika bc archon and ayato whenever his rerun is #(<- u have avoided me enough... its time to come home....)#capitano is a maybe depending on playstyle #same with ororon and chasca but for them its playstyle + also if i like them enough #but either way i need to stay strong for dain my beloved.... we are officially in the secon to last region #and then next thing we know he is playable and i have no pulls 🧍‍♀️#SO !! i will be saving for him unless there are charas that i /really/ want 🫡#okay now i will be sleeping bc its 11 pm and i wanna actually not feel dead when i wake up at like 4 or 5 am :D

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eru-iru · 4 months ago

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i need more aus where makoto lives and he has a palace coz smth fvcked up happened when he gets brought back. ryoji also gets back too coz he's connected to makoto teehee

#p3 brainrot #ryomina brainrot #ive only seen 1 or 2 fics with this palace au for makoto i think #one is due to maruki's influence and for some unknown reason he has one #aigis and ryoji are at a lost on how they (ryoji and makoto) got back #and why makoto has a palace #the other fic i like more its so interesting to me #in that one he got “revived” but smth is horribly wrong #it's like he has apathy syndrome or smth #coz he will not do anything unless explicitly told to #so he needs to be reminded to eat and sleep etc or else he'll just stare into space and do nothing #he wont talk either and it has to be blunt/direct #the phantom thieves wants to help solve this mystery and help him #he also lost his ability to summon a persona #and then ryoji showed up in his palace #he doesnt know why hes in there tho #sad the fic hasnt updated for years now #i really like the concept #poor makoto... smth happened to his persona/shadow #and idk what coz we havent got there yet ;;w;;

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cashmere-caveman · 5 months ago

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#hotd #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #house of the dragon #do you see the vision. originally this was just the meal and vaemons body from 1.08 w perhaps the world ends here but then #i started thinking so now we have this and idk how coherent it is but its so funny how in the beginning i was like #ooh this is gonna be a fun short webweave for once except now i really had to watch out to not run out of slots and i used the full 30 #picture limit tumblr has on photo posts. if any image looks fucked its either bc of tumblr compression or bc i cba to brighten them rn #i already spent one and a half hour typing out all the alt text theres a limit to my patience rip #anyway i only used two (2) hanif abdurraqib poems. i tried to be reasonable o7 but yeah do u see the vision. do u Get It!!!#bc i cant articulate it myself. thus this whole thing #anyway fuck let me add the bjsiness tags and then go to sleep its past midnight i need to get up early tomorrow i am fucked <333 #thers other ppl here too but idk. should i tag the king. yea cmon #viserys targaryen #post w a target audience of 1.5 people 😌🙏#as usual making this has driven me insane i needed to exorcise this post like its a demon and im the pope #have at it! goodnight #caveweb #cavetext

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i3utterflyeffect · 8 months ago

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i think it'd be funny if SC actually slept a normal amount for a hollowhead and the other hollowheads are just so constantly stressed that they don't know what sleeping normally is like

#i think i also like the idea of hollowheads needing as much sleep as humans #while other manmade sticks are like 'what the fuck are you dead' because they live off of way less energy #chosen after 4h of sleep: damn i slept in today #or sometimes just pass out for several days if they really exert themselves #the first time he sees it alan slowly degrades into increasing panic but the others are like 'no they're fine. this is perfectly normal'#'what do you mean your friends don't occasionally sleep for 3 days straight. are they okay'#meanwhile vic chosen and dark all have fucking destroyed their sleep schedules #dark is nocturnal. chosen sleeps minimally. vic doesn't sleep at all #tommy's stickmen tag #pitch posts #also the additional hilarity of adding this to stick!alan au considering he is technically a hollowhead #he finds out he slept for two days and freaks the fuck out #ALSO ALSO. vic falling asleep in their office and just passing out for a whole fucking week at one point.#nobody knows what the fuck to do and the only thing they can think of is going to agent. unfortunately they don't know either

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spirk-trek · 5 months ago

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so it happened again... another fic idea possessed me and i can't write it yet because i STILL don't have a laptop, but does anyone want to freak out about it with me anyway??? here's what the bio might be if i ever actually get to write it:

A young survivor of the Tarsus IV Massacre finds the katra of a Vulcan boy who failed his kahs-wahn. Together, will they survive being put back together?

i have everything in a convenient google doc so you can make comments if you wanted to! i would even love to collab with someone on it if it spoke to the right person :') idk :')

#especially if you're really into vulcan culture/sarmanda etc PLEASE i need help #literally woke up out of a dead sleep and started feverishly writing it down before work #almost made me late lmao #anyway i have horrible anxiety about sharing my writing/ideas and just want to be excited with someone :(#no obligation from either of us y'know?#also kinda terrified it's already been done #if so I'M SORRY #spirk #fanfic #kid!jim #kid!spock #sarek #amanda grayson #star trek au

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kimetsu-chan · 3 months ago

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I’m gonna be out most of the day bc I’ll be helping my dad with a big shopping trip plus being out after, so I’m going to be super duper exhausted

I don’t do well in crowded or loud places in the slightest, I get woozy and tired and I feel miserable or like I’m gonna pass out, and if the shopping isn’t gonna make me wanna cry, the outing after will bc it’s gonna be packed with lots of noise and people

I don’t say this because I want to complain, I just wanna give a super quick warning that I might not be active tomorrow as well as today bc when I get exhausted, my mental health tends to decline as well ;-;

so- a bit of a warning that I may poof a bit (sorry! 😣)

#But yeah :)#hopefully I’ll be able to sleep it off tonight but since school is tomorrow might end up still tired and stressed (ᵕ—ᴗ—)#lol I’m trying not to complain or make a stink about it whilst still being informative—#Edit: uh so I don’t know what’s wrong with me this morning #But it’s already starting to go to crap unfortunately #Hgnhh I wanna talk but I keep telling myself it’s selfish to talk about how I feel #Idk I’m just messed up man #Feel like crap #eating earlier didn’t help it just made me feel worse #I don’t wanna go shopping or to the outing :(#But my dad said he needs help #And I don’t think I have a choice for the outing #And school tmrw :(#I don’t wanna do this I really font #I think I’m breaking down #Yeah I’m breaking down #<- that’s dramatic I’m sorry #Edit 2: if I trigger myself so badly that I have a really quick and strong breakdown will that make me fine for the rest of the day #Bc omg I have things I need to do! I can’t mope around and be dramatic all day!#I hate this! I don’t want it! Literally any other day would have been doable!#I can’t just ask my dad to stay home from the outing either because then that would entail me explaining why I don’t wanna go and I’d cry-#-in front of him and I don’t wanna cry in front of people #I hate this so much #i wish I could just poof into nonexistence #🌾#<- atp it’s a vent #Edit 3: I’m trying really hard ace but petting my dog isn’t working

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