#ehw

[tiredangstybookperson]

Jiraya bragged that no one ever escaped that jutsu, but honestly, if I got trapped in it, I would choose death just so I wouldn't have to live with the memories.

[nichtnichtsohnedichsblog]

thought he was cute until I saw his tumblr

[uty-confessions]

just played uty with my siblings and homies again. Cried during guardener, my brother couldn’t do the kronk/ceroba voice since his throat was sore, and there were multiple comparisons made between Helpy (fnaf), Chris McLean, and the Steamworks productivity bot. Hello employees and hello campers has the same energy and is now how we ask if we wanna play uty. Best day of my life. The Steamworks is truly the best area.

☆

[hellmandraws]

L EHW BRX WKRXJKW BRX'G VHHQ WKH ODVW RI PH, KXK?

[transfemlogan]

Primarily logince and intrulogical, secondarily dukeceit

/@we-all-horny-here

IS INTRULOGICAL NOT A POPULAR SHIP??? I couldv sworn that was much more popular than like... expected.

[freakingweirdo]

he’s just like me fr (amir)

[stalkish-shellos]

It’s not easy being a person who is easily blown away by science

Mammoths were around until about 4000 years ago when they went extinct. The same time the first pyramids were being built in Egypt.

Most people will learn this stuff and go “oh yeah thats cool and interesting or whatever” while I will tear my hair out with excitement cuz HOLY SHIT WTF WHAAAAAAAAAAT O_O

[jangmi-latte]

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[lackadaisical-refrigerator]

Ehw Erhm

[marvelousthoughts]

Y/n: "Ehw"

*Y/n jumping on Leah*

Leah: "What is wrong now then?"

Y/n pointing: "Sp-i-d-e-rr"

Leah: "You're scared of an itsy-bitsy spider?"

Y/n: "Not funny!"

[vampire-bat-boy]

Ehw, someone at the underground train station I am waiting at was smoking in a closed, underground environment

What a fucking jerk

Smoking in public places is so whack

[missterious-figure]

(Each y/n is not specifically for a designated dca, btw)

I'm adding a knight and magic y/n Dragon tale au.

(These are just potential options)

Dragonling y/n pov: You live an a forest close to a large village, a town almost. You liked to sneak into the marketplace and see what goodies you can yoink. A magic staff with the power of mind control had vanished from it's heavily guarded vault one day. And you were the first suspected. After all, humans thought dragonlings were the offspring of a dragon and human (which is blatantly wrong! Who would want to be related to a human? Ehw...) though, dragonlings and dragons aren't closely related, either. The humans are still convinced it was you. Now dragon hunters are on a hunt for you. Maybe you should head into the mountains. It would be safer there, right?

Knight y/n pov: You're from a wealthy family and ran away do to the lack of freedom. You had always been fond of fairytales, especially when there was a brave hero to save the day. One day, (once upon a time, let's say~) you accidentally bump into two real live heroes Sun and Moon. They are teaching people to become warriors and dragon slayers. The one named Moon asks you if you wish to join him tomorrow. You don't even stop to think as you say yes. Was it the opportunity that made you leap, or the fierce (and incredibly handsome) knight standing before you? Maybe a mix of both.

Magic y/n pov: You sell herbs and mushrooms that grow in your garden. Some are good for eating, others are for potions and spells. You used magic quite alot yourself to help grow your plants. Pre-made potions were on big demand recently, and that gave you a chance to make more money. You had converted part of your house into a shop and hung a sign above your door that advertised your goodies. Your shop was very busy most of the time. Frequents arrived at their usual times, newcomers browsed through your products. But there was only one customer on your mind. A handsome fellow named Sun who came by your shop very often. He and his friend Moon were both famous dragon slayers. You two would talk for hours on end. So long, that Moon had once showed up to see if Sun was even still alive. Sun always asked if you ever wanted come over when they taught their dragon defense classes, and every time you would sweetly turn him down. But if it meant you got to see him more...

Please! I will be answering questions about Dragon Tale au if anyone is curious!

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross Guild Romance fic: Alpha/Omega/Beta wolf shifter AU. Crocodile and Mihawk are mated Alphas with no interest in omegas or betas. One day the two of them go into rut but it's too intense for the both of them to work out of each other. Omega Buggy volunteers to go help them. They growl and roar and try to drive him away only Buggy doesn't budge and they finally mate. Once Mihawk and Crocodile come out of their Alpha rage they both feel super awkward and guilty around Buggy thinking they hurt him and used him. Buggy has other ideas as he basically pounces on them and loves on them hard. The three of them work things out eventually and find happiness together as mates. Can lead to mpreg with Buggy having Mihawk and Crocodile's babies.

That's quite cute, Buggy wanting to help his two lieutenants out. Knowing what could happened and what's goanna happen, Buggy still wanted to help. Then with Buggy being so sweet with them afterwards, while they feel horrible about what happened.

Just thinking that Buggy would bring them gifts and do stuff that he normally doesn't do for them!!! lshdfjw;ehw;jewhdaabw

I believe Buggy would be a great parent to any kids that need someone is something I stand for. He might awkward and confused, but he'll try his best to be abled to understand what's going on.

[raamitsu]

HE WHAT HE WWHAT EHW WHSJSJKSM

GOJO WILL BE BACK??? LIKE WHY- LIKE??? FOR WHAT REASON 😭 PLSDJKSSK

See also: My clarification | Kyle’s other statement

[princeofmadnessandotherthings]

Ewhp e eoorah, I iked a atus ad ow I at ehw I oungh

(Help me sheogorath, I licked a cactus and now I can't feel my tongue)

Congratulations! The cactus has chosen you as its new host.

[0ctopus-vase-phas3]

As a Welsh person, whenever I hear people call Elis owl, blodeuwedd, 'brooke rose' I low-key get a bit upset. If they don't know how to pronounce it, I'll put it here 'blod-ehw-ith' I really appreciate it when people put the effort into something like this, it's upsetting because her name is something from our mythology and people turning it into 'brooke rose' just kind of seems disrespectful :(