#incorrect lionesses quotes

[marvelousthoughts]

Y/n: "Ehw"

*Y/n jumping on Leah*

Leah: "What is wrong now then?"

Y/n pointing: "Sp-i-d-e-rr"

Leah: "You're scared of an itsy-bitsy spider?"

Y/n: "Not funny!"

[loudchaosdark]

Y/n : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Leah : Um...Neat.

*later*

Leah , lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," keira. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Keira, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, leah . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Lucy confessed their love for me?

Leah: Didn't you thank them?

Keira *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* : I fucking thanked them.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Mjoll the Lioness: Please sit in this chair. I'd like to ask you some questions.

Vex, to Delvin: Deny everything.

Delvin Mallory: That's not a chair.

[thunderquads2]

Lucy: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Georgia: *Out of breath* LUCY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

[kahran042]

Incorrect quote template:

A: Do us both a favor and stay out of trouble. B: I can take care of myself. A: That's what worries me.

[shinxeysartgallery]

I felt like these two really fit this prompt.

[c00kies-voices]

Incorrect Skyrim Quotes

Dinah: I like your top Aerin

Mjoll: I have a name you know

Aerin: Why are you like this

[sylvienerevarine]

Sophrine: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Lydia: "If"

Mjoll: Great, the only party I'm invited to in years and she might not even die.

[thequeenofthieves]

Valrendil: The pros and cons of dating me.

Valrendil: Pros: You'll be the cute one.

Valrendil: Cons: Holy shit where do I begin

Mjoll: Yes, I'll go out with you

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#54 Lioness

Now if...You weren't kidnapped by the Shishigumi and were on board to save Haru Along with Legoshi & Gohin...You told them if they can give you the green light to go "John Wick"...they don't know who John Wick is- but they allow it...

F!Y/n*angrily presses Ibuki against a wall* WHERE IS SHE?!

Ibuki*With a busted lip, black eye...probably and internal bleeding, Starring in awe at the human female roaring at him from on top* ...

Ibuki*His most PRIMAL instincts kicking in seeing an enraged "Lioness" turns him...submissive as a final resort for avoiding death* Are we about to kiss?-

F!Y/n:...What?

Ibuki: What-

[marvelousthoughts]

Ella: "Put that lighter down"

Y/n: "Why? It's a fake one"

Y/n: "I want to scare Ella"

Ella: "With what?"

Y/n: "Wait and see"

Y/n seeing Alessia approaching: "Fire!! There is a fire!!"

Alessia: "Maybe you need to put the lighter down"

Alessia: "Then there would be no fire anymore"

Y/n: "How did you know?"

Alessia: "It's you we're talking about"

[loudchaosdark]

*Interview with you*

Interviewer: who of the team is the best cook?

Y/n : Millie and Leah.

*Interview with Leah*

Leah : me and Millie, We're neck and neck.

*Interview with you*

Interviewer : where do you fall?

Y/n : probably last. Probably right under that cucumber that Lucy can't cook.

*flashback*

Leah watching Lucy try cutting a cucumber: careful cause I nipped myself the other day.

Lucy : I know I'm kind of scared.

Y/n : hey chefs, any of you wanna cut this up for her?

Lucy : I can do it y/n, it's fine.

Y/n : are you sure? I kind of feel unsafe.

Lucy : don't worry,My knife's not going to fly out my hand and hit you.

*Interview with Lucy*

Lucy : by the way, I cut that cucumber fine. I don't know what y/n was worried about, I'm a great cook.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Laila Law-Giver: Just a minute. The Thieves Guild steal money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love them for it? 

Mjoll the Lioness: *nods*

Laila Law-Giver: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for beggers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off the New Life Festival.

[thunderquads2]

Lucy: Winning is every girls dream

Lucy: But it’s my destiny

[moodicorn]

This is my humble contribution to the I Hope So-fandom. I've found that creating these incorrect quotes help me cope with brainrot when I don't have time or energy to create actual fan art.

I Hope So is a LGBTQ+ lion web comic. You can read the chapters that have already been published here:

Weekly updates are published every Friday on the official tumblr @ihopesocomic (the comic is returning from hiatus this week!)

Here are some silly quotes:

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Hope: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Edge: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Jasper, addressing the pride: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Clever: But – that’s just a trash can. Jasper: It sure is!

Adamant: I was arrested for being too cool. Hope: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Vanish: I’m going to take you out. Edge: Great, it’s a date! Vanish: I meant that as a threat. Edge: See you at five!

Diamond, trying to ask Adamant out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Obsidian: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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[shinxeysartgallery]

He's very proud of himself.