#ehehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[necrosishead]

behold! the silliest bills i could conjure

[anisaanisa]

She Did Ballet ☆

Kikyo for @inuyashapridemonth 🌈

[kaizokuwritings]

➚ me after months of absence from One Piece fandom and getting fan art of Katakuri, Killer, King and Mihawk in the face (ꈍoꈍ)

[queen-dahlia]

Gilbert's spoiler lists :D

Still incomplete though and not in order lol

Why is Gilbert using an eyepatch?

Because he knew one day, he would die, and when he heard about the story of the real Leon Dompteur, that his mother is looking for a slave boy that looks exactly like the real prince (yeah he knows that too) and Gil thinks that's cool

He actually found someone who looks like him, and since his eyepatch is covering (almost) half of his face, no one would know (that the real Gilbert is dead, if ever)

But ofc his "duplicate" isn't needed anymore because he decided to live for Emma

Why did he remove it?

Ehehe bc lovey dovey time

After undressing her, Gil is taking his sweet time admiring his little bunny's body

Emma is shy and covered her chests with her arms, and Gil said he will remove his eyepatch

He did, and she was bamboozled

Now he can see her in full view lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And said that he will only remove his eyepatch whenever he and Emma are alone

Why red and blue eyes?

The red eye was from the father side while the blue was from the mother side

If I'm not mistaken, red was the eye color of Obsidian family

It's only Gilbert who has red and blue eyes

Isn't he so beautiful?

About Chev and Gil

Chev and Gil have known each other since they were kids, and often read books together (I think near his "hideout"? Because the background is the same from the flashback and from the scene where he took Emma to his private place or probably in some sort of alley

Chev knows that Gil was once like Emma, who is pure hearted

He asked Chev that if ever he's not around Emma, Chev must protect her, since he is the only one who can protect her

Chev was stunned, it took him a moment to understand what Gilbert means, it's his will, his dying wish

After exchanging a few words, Chev agreed

His family?

Gil had 4 brothers, all dead. Including their mom. I think he has no relatives other than Yves, after all, the Obsidian family are killing each other for the throne

He is the current emperor, he killed his father, who tried (and failed) to invade Rhodolite 10 years ago

First love

Gilbert and Emma have never met before, but since Gilbert used to stay in Rhodolite when he was a child, he met Akatsuki (bookstore owner) and Emma's adoptive father. Akatsuki mentioned that little Emma is so pure hearted and loves books, just like him.

Whenever Gilbert and Akatsuki met, he will tell him more about her and Akatsuki blamed himself for Gilbert's obsession for Emma

And since he's so obsessed with her, he made sure she will stay by his side, Emma was a hostage but she actually went with him in Obsidian willingly

Since the emperor fell in love with her, overnight Emma became the Empress of Obsidian (proxy)

Chokebert

Whoever discovers his illness (his weakness) will die, and Emma finds out (thanks Walter)

Gil strangled her, but when she passed out, he lets go and bury his face on her shoulder

His doctor shouted at him that if he kills the woman he loves, he will suffer more

Gil denies this, and when Emma woke up, he gave her a choice, either die or she will live with him forever

Illness? Is he dying?

Technically, yes

But he refused to have surgery, saying that the evil bloodline of the Obsidian family must end with him

He's coughing blood

Having seizures

But dw, he decided to have a surgery so he can live with Emma

[themagicmc]

WOSNSOSNSOSN HEY, ANOTHER SIMPER OF UR BLOG (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) Nice 2 meet ya (◡ ω ◡)

Hmm i saw u r up 4 a req, mind if i req 2 ehehe? ( ꈍᴗꈍ) Cater, Leona, & Malleus w/ gn!s/o who loves the food that they dislike, s/o even eat it in front of them WOSNOSKSLSNIAB ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ I wanna see their reactions OMG SPSNAOANJA (*��ω｀*)

THX & LEMME HUG U ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

*Hug* thank you for the request!

Im totally not slacking on my drafts 😅

-This boy hates ANYTHING sweet he can’t stand the taste sugar

-and this man somehow bagged the ONLY majorly sweet loving s/o of the NRC campus

-If you were to express a love for sweets Cater would look at your for a second with disgust and then turn around and say he’s cool with it while inwardly cringing.

-Vegetables (lol)

-not surprised seeing as his IS a lion beast man.

-stare him dead in the face as you eat a salad you had bought for lunch. Just watch as he looks at you with disgust.

-doesn’t say anything though cause man’s gotta respect his lover or he gets his pillow privileges removed

-as we know this lovely dragon fae hates… a whole full-sized cake

-I don’t even know how a human could eat a full sized cake.

-But if you were able to accomplish that feat Malleus would look at you, pat your head, and then walk away to process what he just witnessed.

-he’s not very sure how he claimed such a weird human but he’s too far in he’s keeping them for life

[allastoredeer]

you should without any sort of hint of it being a joke act like you 100% take it as a compliment i bet it would make em real mad eheh. like "oh you seriously mean the compliment? tysm!"

I am honored to be a festering sore on the face of creativity ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I am going to integrate myself so deeply into creativity it's never gonna get rid of me heheheheheheheh ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)

[eruhatesu]

Here to annoy you again (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵), so:

1) gouta batting center date. Like can we just take a moment. I know it's been a minute now but hello?? Gouta batting center date?? Gouta canon??

2) I would like to say thank you to jjk phantom parade for making gojohime canon, thereby fuelling me to get over my writer's block and post a new fic! Not related to the events of the game in any way but it's gojo satoru and iori utahime and it's wlw (kinda) so who tf cares: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51953929

3) your latest fanart is absolutely stunning. I have a new 2d girl to crush on for the week and you might just have roped me into watching blue eye samurai

4) how's it going fam. How we doin? Especially after nanami...im sorry

5) did I mention gojohime canon?

-mikki

Hi mikki!!! it's been a while ;_;

omfg we just never lose. Gojohime winning the idgaf war gotta be the realest mvp in the sh*t hole that's been happening in the manga, anime, and yup even the wars on twt so I wanna thank my parents (gojo and uta) on that

Some are already saying phantom parade isnt canon but who cares right?? we got gojo VA audio asking utahime out. It's a win :3

Thank you for your comment on my first Mizu art. Im so happy she's getting recognized.. there isnt much fanart of her and the show yet. I just love her and her story so much. Im so excited for season 2... Im already rewatchin season 1 so let's expect another art from me ig hehe

Tired af but Im still here thank the gods ehehe (RIP nanamin.. ily)

yes

[bakeyothecup]

Which casino employee do you like best? well, except for each other

(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Ohhh, last picture.... You haven`t seen anything yeah okay right hehe

And about Devil.. He just don`t really care, so I decided not to draw him, ehehe.. And I surely didn`t forget about him. Yes.

[starkbarnes-lovechild]

I posted the first chapter for this WIP. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You guys can read it here. There are two more chapters that I'm already working on, so I will complete this. Eheh. (◕‿↼) 

Enjoy the Ralvez!!! <3

WIP Wednesday

Another Ralvez, my lovelies. I'm hoping to actually finish this one by September. I've been sort of rewatching Criminal Minds and hopefully inspiration slaps me in the face. (´･ω･`) 

This one's part of the other post that I shared. Enjoy~~~

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“Luke!” Spencer choked, registering her husband’s face before anyone else’s. When he reaches her, she collapses on the older man and holds him tight. Luke’s arms around her hurt from everything Raphael did but she welcomed it. She knew this man’s arms well and even now, after hours of pain, she feels safe.

She knows she’s probably soaking her husband’s shirt with her tears and mucus but she doesn’t care. Most of all, she knows Luke doesn’t care.

[jayalek]

[overdrugs-mayhem]

WHATCHA’ LOOKING AT??? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[silverefflux]

Sova and Periods 👀👀👀

Sova x AFAB reader Warning: Smut, blood because period sex, yeah that’s just about it. Clearly NSFW to hell and back.

Kinda abridged because laziness and brainrot, but enjoy freaky Sova anyway.

- - - 

You had really bad period cramps and Sova is concerned. He got advice from Killjoy saying that blankets, food, and a heating pad could help, but you still seemed pretty hit hard and it makes him a little sad. While you were trying to sleep he starts googling how to stop period cramps and saw something that made him go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

But only in his head of course, this man is excellent at keeping a straight face 24/7. However, his thoughts are degrading into horny ooga booga man like “heh eheh i can help”

He climbs into bed with you and asks you straight up if you wanted to do it, which leaves you speechless.

“If you don’t want to, it’s okay. I…just read that it could help with your cramps?” he said with a mix of cluelessness and mischief on his face.

“Uhhhh.. I mean I want to but…it’s messy,” you trailed off.

He looks around for a solution. “Blankets?” he suggested.

You laughed. “Okay, no. Towels.” You will not make the blankets suffer a terrible fate.

“Say less,” he said and got up immediately to grab both of your towels from your bathroom. He tosses them hastily on your bed and just shoves all the blankets you had on the floor. The man is  h o r n y .

“Up,” he commanded as he tapped your hips twice. You follow and he places the towels under you. He then gets on top of you and kisses you passionately all over. With every part of your body that he kisses, he takes off your clothes until you’re naked. As you lay down in front of him. He gently pulled out your tampon and that’s when you get weirded out all over again.

“Okay, Милый, gimme that,” you say as you reach for the tissue on his nightstand (which is just conveniently there for the both of you, yesyes).

“Do you really think I’d be disgusted?” he asked, kissing your knee.

“Lil bit,” you reply as you pick the tampon from his hands, wrap it in tissue, and set it aside.

“Котик, I used to hunt for a living, I don’t mind a little blood,” he continues kissing at your inner thigh as you feel two fingers gradually slide into you, followed by a swipe of his tongue at your slit. You gasp at the sensation as he eats you out without second thought. Your head reels at the sight of him glancing back at you, satisfaction painted on him as he makes you lose control like this.

You squirmed to no avail since he held you down with his arm. Not once did he relent working at your folds and touching your bud. You felt your peak approaching when he stopped.

“I’m not done with you,” he said sternly as he pulled his fingers out. You could see half his face covered in blood.

“Please don’t kiss me with that,” you requested. His shoulders dropped and he feigned a sad face, but kissed you on the thigh with his bloody nose and chuckled. “Fine,” he said nonchalantly while heading to the bathroom. After he washed up he came back and crawled back on top of you.

“Now, where did we stop?” he whispered in your ear.

“I don’t know babe, you tell me,” you joked back.

He softly wrapped his hand around your neck. “Well if you watch that mouth of yours, maybe I’ll make you cum,” he said in an ironically sweet tone. 

You gasped at his actions. That glare of his looked even more intimidating with the blue glow on his right eye. “Yes Sir,” was all you could say in response.

“Good,” he praised, kissing your neck and lips roughly. You felt his bulge swipe at you, then heard him unzipping and taking off his pants. He slipped himself into you effortlessly. Soon enough, his slow thrusts grew in pace and force and you felt your orgasm nearing again.

“Sova,” you called out, “Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum!”

Your orgasm washed over you like a wave and as you tightened around Sova’s cock, he pulled out and came on the towels under you.

You both took a few minutes, silently recovering from what just happened. He put his hand on your leg and looked at you.

“Feel better?” he said in between steady breaths. You nodded. “Good,” he said, nodding as well. He crashed next to you in bed.

“Give me a few minutes, I’ll help you clean up.” he said with his eyes closed.

“Awww, my baby’s tired already?” you teased.

“Хватит уже,” he said with a playful pinch at your sides, tickling you. You yelped as you jerked away from him, but that quickly transformed into a groan as a cramp hit you again.

“Ох, бедняжка,” he said in mocking pity as he motioned to spread your legs again.

“Noooo, nononono,” you cut back, giggling at him, “I’m good now, thank you.” You rolled to your side to kiss him. Afterwards, he got up to clean both of you. You helped him pick up after you, then you both cuddled each other to sleep.

Free Russian Lessons yay:

Милый - Milyy - Darling Котик - Kotyk - Kitten Хватит уже - Khvatit uzhe - That’s enough / Cut it out Ох, бедняжка - Okh, bednyazhka - Oh, you poor thing

[lilac-5ky]

For your NSFW hcs on Kamui, if Kamui’s GF was an amanto species which could also regenerate would Kamui be more rough and manhandle her more? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also do you have any thoughts on Kamui’s opinion of condoms? I love your writing eheh

First of all, apologies because I don’t even know how long it took me to get on this request .-. Perma Takasugi brainrot and continuing Gintama at the same time, don’t mesh too well with handling requests ;-; But as I said, sooner or later I take on all requests so here I am! plus i have a soft spot for kamui T-T And thank you so much for your kind words!

Warnings: Sexual content, obviously!

Kamui with Amanto S/O (Sexual HCs)

Kamui dating a fellow Amanto is something I can see him doing with far more ease than him going for a human, unless we are talking about specific cases of him being utterly enchanted by one. An Amanto girlfriend who regenerates, and at the very least possesses some sort of strength would be a better match for him, in my opinion.

At first, I can see Kamui challenging you or attempting to test your limits in non sexual ways. If he thinks fighting you would be a worthy experience, he’d be on your ass 24/7, urging you to spar with him. The prospect of fighting someone he can’t easily defeat because of their regenerative powers excites him to no end, but what happens if you aren’t particularly interested in fighting him?

He’d grow obsessive, of course. Even if he saw you only for your strength in the beginning, he starts orbiting around you more and more, noticing more than one way in which you appeal to him. From the way you carry yourself, to the way you smile, or even what your favorite snacks consist of, he takes mental notes on each and every little thing you do, until he realizes that he is interested in you.

The “Fight me” talks will shift to “Go out with me”, with Kamui being particularly insistent. He isn’t someone who easily takes no for an answer, and so no matter what kind of argument you bring up as to why dating him is a bad idea, he’ll counter it in no time. He’ll visit you every single day, courting you until you finally say yes. The longer it takes for you to accept his advances, the more exciting things will be for him. He loves such cat and mouse games.

Even if the two of you become a couple and things go rather well, Kamui won’t stop asking for a duel, though sooner or later he’ll come to realize there are other ways for him to test his strength and your limits. *drop careless whisper or another sexy track idk*

It wouldn’t surprise me if he went hard from the get-go, but I think he’d prefer to gradually get rougher. He wants to experience every step of the way, to find every single way to break you. Even if Kamui is an impatient guy, when it comes to his prey, he takes his time to savor it.

Now I’m not an expert in Amanto sexology or whatever, but I would imagine their stamina to be significantly higher than that of humans, and their refractory period to be shorter if not inexistent, meaning that he has no issue going for multiple rounds over and over again.

The way I see it, I don’t think that it really matters to him whether you are submissive or dominant.

If you are more on the sub side of things, he’ll absolutely love manhandling you. You can bet on him skull-fucking you whenever you go down to him, making sure that you gobble it all up, or there will be consequences. He won’t hesitate to bend you over, pounding you until the line between pleasure and pain gets blurred.

“I told you to drink it all. If your mouth is incapable of doing this one simple thing, then perhaps your other holes will be more obedient.”

When it comes to using bondage, I’m a bit torn on whether he’d enjoy using it in the bedroom or not. In a way, seeing you all weak and defenseless at his disposal does satisfy him, but wouldn’t it be more exciting if the one to overpower you was him and him only? Who needs binds and ropes when he can keep your wrists clamped with one hand, when he can have your knees squashed between his and the bed? He loves being the one to handle you and giving you the illusion of being able to run away just adds more to his little “hunting” game.

I mentioned above that Kamui doesn’t mind it whether his partner is sub or dom, and this is why he’d find equal amusement in someone who doesn’t just take it. If you put up a fight, if you get him to struggle, in his eyes, that’s just another worthwhile challenge. He won’t start punching and kicking the shit out of you, but a bit of “harmless” brawling hurt nobody. The second you get underneath him, he’ll grace you with another of his not-so-innocent smiles, informing you of his victory.

“My, Y/N, it looks like you’re out of shape! Or is it because you’re trying to get me to do all the job? Either way, that won’t do it, but don’t worry, I’m more than happy to fuck some of that fighting spirit back into you!”

He is so cocky when he wins, I swear, but if you ever manage to win (or he wants to see what it’s like on the other side of the moon by losing on purpose), he’ll be equally satisfied. Really, he has no issue with you getting on top of him or attempting to test his limits by edging him, though if it turns out that you aren’t up to the task, he’ll definitely tease you about it.

“What’s the matter? It feels too good? Don’t tell me you want to forfeit your victory!”

From time to time, he’ll definitely roll his hips against yours on “accident” and then "apologize" for it by doing it again. Even if your strength excites him, knowing how he is the only one who can make you so weak, turns him on infinitely. Making a prey out of a fellow hunter is the ultimate satisfaction, so by all means, struggle and squirm. Have him fight for dominance, do everything in your power to offer him a stellar game and he’ll be glued to you no matter what.

Now when it comes to actually using force in the form of spanking or whatever, I can only see him using that as a form of punishment, but even then he’d try to keep his strength in check. Playing rough with you is fun and all, but sending you flying across five buildings as if you are Nobunobu isn’t sexy in the slightest. He’d much rather test you by seeing how much pounding you can take, how many times he can fuck your holes until you beg him to stop, how fast it takes for your body to erase his bites and bruises, how he can really bring your regeneration to its limits only to try again later. He’d definitely be rough, but never abusive.

To answer your question about condoms, I don’t see him being a fan of them for many reasons. For once, sex with him doesn’t end with one round. He’d have to buy an entire condom factory if he wants to do it often with you, and I don’t think Shinsuke would appreciate going bankrupt over Kamui’s sexual exploits. He must already be paying a shit ton of money to afford his eating habits.

Another reason being that he’d much rather see his “artwork” in all its glory. Your bruises, scratches, marks and, of course, his cum dripping out of you. To him the sight of your fucked up state is simply proof of a good time. He might even entertain the idea of fucking it back into you for the sake of watching it pour out all over again, which brings us to the third reason.

Kamui definitely has a breeding kink. It’s not that he’s in a rush to becoe a father, rather that he loves the idea of creating a strong child. If someone with your regeneration and his strength were to give birth to one, then such a child would be a force to be reckoned with. Even if his intention isn’t to actually make you pregnant, he will never stop entertaining the idea.

To conclude, nope. Kamui never considers condoms, leaving you to be the one to care about contraception. He won’t mind if you go on the pill, though he’ll most likely convince himself to ignore that fact. Besides, isn’t risk-taking all the more exciting?

Final thoughts: Kamui would definitely step up his game with an Amanto girlfriend, though he wouldn’t go full Undertaker on her. Light sadism is in cards, but abuse isn’t. Overall, as long as you are able to take it, he won’t hesitate to give it to you, turning sex with him into a fun experience of the one pushing the other to its limits.

[anathemafiction]

Really just wanted to say that The Golden Rose is absolutely spectacular. First time I played I was constantly awed at the detail, and now on my second playthrough I can see the small details changed with different choices and my GOODNESS is it all so lovingly made. I adore the style of prose, its poetic and emphasizes things just right. All the characters feel so alive and real even in small passing interactions with those I will never see again- like the sailors carrying a barrel. The way you've woven the mystery of Romanus' backstory and the overall plot is stunning.

Im in love with this story.

And Neia.

Thank you so much, I'm so glad you enjoyed the book! (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ )♡

And Neia ehehe.

[amenomiko]

MC: Damn that Nobunaga.. It's unfair to have such a handsome face with a big wee wee that bonk bonk you everyday and every single morning I am like a new born fawn..

Kicho: Now you feel what I feel.

MC: What?

Kicho: What?

#EHEH (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

[voliyu]

Fuki time

I found something interesting, i went back to read moon shadow (Yes I'm thirsting for fuki content) in CN and saw the difference between ENG and CN and want to made my own translation:

This is from official translation

And this is mine

(Note: I made this as accurate as possible to the original source)

The different is subtle but I think the ENG Ver added more playful words than CN. In CN we see they made Hua blushing and she didn’t deny the question but tried to change the subject instead hohoho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and omg she literally called Kiana a blockhead lol.

While both are good but I like CN more bc FUKI ehehe ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ〃