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Sigyn: a name that rings a bell, somehow. It’s called as if from the pages of a childhood book—for in fact, it is. (World literature at father’s insistence. She’d been upset to be leaving the warm, bloodsoaked isles of Greece for the frigid Norse north, and had consequently pouted her way all throughout Ragarnok, at which point her tutor had relented and returned them to more familiar waters to bear witness to Aeneas.) Anne had never bothered to return to the text out of pure spite, even when she’d grown older.
“…Anne,” she replies eventually, nodding in Sigyn’s direction. Is this death, or only a nightmare? Whichever one it is, it prompts an odd confession out of her.
“I don’t think I’ve ever known love without pain. Sometimes just emotional. Sometimes mental.” She laughs, but it’s humorless. “Hell, sometimes physical. But never painless.”
On a strange, grey beach overlooking a strange, grey sea, a goddess and a pirate discuss their loves. It feels like the set up to some strange, off-putting ballad about giving oneself to the sea, but it’s Anne’s reality, unsettling as it is.
From beneath the sage blouse—the hell?, she never wears this damned thing!—Anne clutches at the rings hovering in the shallow valley of her chest. Two plain gold bands and a heavy signet ring strung through a leather cord, always present thought seldom seen. She grips the cord tightly, afraid of this place and aware that some magic as strange and grey as the beach and the sea are keeping that dear at arm’s length from her. It is an unsettling thing to witness one’s panic from the outside.
“I’ve never had to wait long,” Anne replies, having never lived a lover’s tale that stayed happy past ten months. She knows, somehow, that she’ll never get to live a lover’s tale lasting longer than that now. She knows it the same way she knows the woman next to her is a goddess, the same way she knows she isn’t supposed to be here. Anne’s coat is gone. Why is her fucking coat gone? She looks over at the goddess, still unable to do more than reach for her panic. “Have you?”
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Trick or Treat 🎃
#my costume this year#I know I already posted it#but eh… whatcha gonna do?#selfie#s e l f I e#me#my face#black woman#black tumblr#melanin#(yes my bat was a part of the costume lol we matched obviously)#October#Halloween#costume
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i'm literally so in awe how in obey me! they all have such nice nails that don't seem to be ruined at all >__< so if u don't mind may i request how would all of them (could also be mammon centric ehe) react to an mc who gets their nails painted but literally just a few minutes into them, they accidentally get ruined with the simplest tasks they do !!! (may or may not be first hand experience bwahwhaj TT) and tysm and hope you're always doing good !!
the brothers' reactions to you messing up your nails
includes: the brothers x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)
wc: .7k | rated g | m.list
a/n: okay because i feel you. my nails never look good lol. anyway, thanks for requesting! my inbox is open to chat, req, or leave feedback so come say hello!
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➳ lucifer hears you curse from the other room and puts his book down. “mc?” he calls, “are you alright?” after a moment, you stick your head in the doorway sheepishly. “oh, i’m alright,” you say with a sigh. “my nails aren’t, though. i always mess them up. this is why i don’t really paint them.” lucifer hides his smile. he’s not surprised you already managed to smudge the polish. you never seem to have quite enough patience to wait for them to fully dry. “how about this,” he says, standing. “i’ll do whatever you were trying to do so you don’t mess them up anymore.”
➳ mammon walks into the living room, spotting you on the couch. “whatcha doing?” he asks, and you jump. “you scared me,” you huff. “and great, i just messed up my nails.” mammon grins apologetically. “my bad. but that’s a nice color.” “thanks,” you say. “i bought it a while ago but only now am trying it out. too bad i can’t really do it justice. i wish i’d learned to paint my nails nicely when i was young because not they always come out looking like shit.” mammon laughs. “shit or now, they look nice on you,” he says. “and if ya really wanted, we could go to the manicurist and i’ll pay for ya.”
➳ levi crosses his arms. “it’s been like fifteen minutes! what do you mean your nails aren’t dry yet? come on, let’s just play games.” you shake your head. “no way, levi. just trust me, they’re gonna get smudged. no matter how long i wait, they always do.” after a few more minutes of whining and wheedling, he finally convinces you to play. that, however, doesn’t last long. “oh you’ve got to be kidding me,” you mutter, and he looks over, pausing the game. “look,” you say, holding up your hand. somehow you’ve managed to smudge almost every single nail.
➳ satan watches you begin to put away dishes. “careful,” he warns. “didn’t you just paint your nails?” you roll your eyes. “that was like, thirty minutes ago. they’re definitely dry.” “don’t say i didn’t warn you,” satan says, then begins to help you, pulling plates from the dishwasher. when all of the dishes are finally put away, you turn to him, presumably to gloat about your nails, but the words die on your lips when you see he’s right and that you’ve already smudged three nails. and somehow chipped another.
➳ asmo grabs your hands, inspecting them. “your nails always smudge because you don’t wait long enough. not just for them to dry, but between coats,” he explains. “you’ve got to have patience! beauty is art, and every great piece of art took a while to make.” you laugh. “maybe i’m just not meant for pained nails.” “nonsense,” asmo dismisses. “now come on, i’ll repaint them for you. you better be grateful, i don’t offer my amazing services to just anyone, you know.” “as if you’d let me forget,” you snort, and he huffs out an affronted breath.
➳ beel squints at your nails. “those are messed up? they look fine to me.” you sigh. “they are! look at my pinkie nail! and my thumb, too. how can you not see that?” beel shrugs. “i guess everything just looks perfect when it’s on you,” he says, and you fight a smile, crossing your arms. he doesn’t even mean anything by it, either. that’s probably just what he genuinely thinks. “don’t try to flatter me,” you command, “at least not until you tell me how you never mess yours up! it’s unfair!”
➳ belphie watches you pick at a bit of nail polish, concentrating deeply. “i can never get these to look perfect,” you mutter, “but i can at least get them looking semi-decent. right?” you go in with the brush again, and almost immediately mess up. belphie can’t help how endearing he finds it, even if he’s starting to wonder what the record is for the longest time someone’s spent painting their nails. because you’ve got to be definitely getting close. “just let me do it,” he finally says, leaning over and taking the bottle from you, “or else we’re going to be here all night.”
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#obey me#obey me game#obey me shall we date#shall we date obey me#lucifer x you#mammon x you#levi x you#satan x you#asmo x you#beel x you#belphie x you#luxifer x reader#mammon x reader#levi x reader#satan x readfer#asmo x reader#beel x reader#belphie x reader#lucifer obey me#mammon obey me#levi obey me#satan obey me#asmo obey me#beel obey me#belphie obey me#anon ask#answered asks#leviswriting#leviswriting-obeyme
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closeups….
savanna, cecila, rainn, anne (she/they, she/her, she/her, any)
adding more polycules to my arsenal
#my sims#self rb#i forgot to put them lol#idk#i still think i’m struggling with a little same face syndrome tbh#but eh#whatcha gonna do#i forget that you can edit head and face shapes sometimes#🔅
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Hello! I saw that requests were open and wanted to give them a shot!
Could I request Ace, Deuce and Sebek with a confectioner reader?
I know this one's really boring, so feel free to ignore this one.
ooooh, I actually like this one! As someone with a huge sweet tooth- (gonna admit I had to look up the meaning for "Confectioner" because I never heard it before lol)
Deuce, Ace and Sebek with a Confectioner!Reader
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Deuce
♤ I believe Deuce would have a sweet tooth, so he would probably love to hear about your occupation as a Confectioner, He would probably be your most loyal customer, entering the shop every two days to stock up on sweets, or just to see you work.
♤ He even sometimes offers to help, though he may not have much experience, he tries his absolute best, and it comes out quite well!
The bell from the front foor of your shop gives out a little "Ding!" indicating the presence of a customer, you come out from behind your work area, expectant that the customer is none other than Deuce, one of your most loyal customers, and low and behold, you were correct!
"Hey Deucey!! Nice to see ya this morning!" you greeted him as he approached your counter, "Hello! Good to see you as well, Y/N!" he replied, smiling.
"So, whatcha in the market for today? I just finished making some of your favorite chocolates, if you'd like some!" you beamed, a sweet smile across your face.
"I would, thank you!" He beamed, you giggled at his excitement, but of course, who wouldn't be excited for chocolate? You knew Deuce has quite the sweet tooth, and it was originally why he began coming to your shop, but then he ended up becoming a regular, and you both had become good friends during this time, he's helped you out in the shop a bit, and he's surprisingly good at making sweets, despite his inexperience.
"Aaand here you are, Deucey! Your chocolates!" You spoke as you handed him the chocolates, and he handed you the money, but you refused.
"Eh?" he stared at you, confused on why you didn't want it. you laughed at his reaction, "Just take it for free, its on the house today!" you smiled, putting a hand on his head a ruffling his hair gently, which was quite fun, because he always had a cute, flustered face whenever you did that.
"A-are you sure?" he asked curiously, giving you a guilty look. "Yep, very sure! Look at it as a... friend discount!" You said as you smiled.
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Ace
"Heylooo! Ace in the house!" Ace said as he entered you shop with a sweet smile, "Well, well, well, if it ain't my favorite trouble maker!" you smiled, resting an arm on the counter, and one on your hip. "Ha! Of course I'm you favori- wait... Touble maker??" he flinched, you couldn't help but laugh at his stubborn reaction. "Hey, at least you're my favorite, am I right?" you winked at him.
"I- uugghhh... you hit me with that everytime!" he groans. "Hahahaha! okay, jokes aside, whatcha looking for?" you ask him, smiling slyly. "Do you have anymore of those chocolates that you made the other day?" he asks, "Sure do! You liked em that much?" you ask slyly, giving him a cheeky smug smile, "Uh- Ye- No! it's just uh...." you laugh at his reaction, "Cat got your tongue? anyways, I'll get those chocolates for you!" You say as you give him a wink, dissapearing behind the wall that separated your workspace and the main shop for a moment, only to come out with the sweet chocolates he requested.
"Here you are, Acey, now... that'll be 9-" aaand he's already handing you the money, aaand now he's also gone... leaving you confused on how he was that fast.
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Sebek (May be ooc! I haven't written much for him so I apologize!)
"Good morning, human!" Sebek announced his presence as he entered your shop, "Morning, Sebek, what's up?" you ask the half-fae, half-human customer, "I am quite well! I have come to ask, would you happen to have more of those sweets from yesterday? Waka-sama said he enjoyed them very much when I gave him some, so I'd like to get more!" he announced.
"I sure do! I'll get the them for you! Give me a moment!" you smiled at Sebek before dissapearing into your workspace to quickly grab the chocolates and give them to him, you knew he was rather impatient, so you gotta be quick if you don't wanna be yelled at by him....
"Here you are! that'll be 9 dollars!" you say, as he hands you the money, "Thank you, human! I'm sure Waka-sama will appreciate these!" he said as he left, giving you a slight wave, you were quite surprised he didn't yell at you, he was still loud, but not yelling loud. Of course, not that it bothered you, he was just another one of your quirky customers!
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Wait... this isnt fluff... huhh??
(trauma.. ocs.. traumatized ocs.. hehehe... anyways it is of my ocs Liam and Sixth Creator. it is.. uh.. a very abusive dynamic. yeah. lol.) tw: amputation, hardcore abuse, implications of gore, uh... Yeah pretty much every bad thing.
Liam: Any pronouns - First Person / Narrator Sixth Creator: They/them ------------------------------------------------------------------
I sat against the wall, my teeth digging into the bandage I held as I tried to cover up my wound. Damned Sixth, ruining my life for what.. Just because I had more control over a realm than they did? Pathetic. Wait, I can't even say that. I am literally letting this happen to me. Damn.
"Oh, Liam, whatcha doin'?~" I heard that annoying sing-song voice again. "What are you doing here again? Come to torture me for.. what, the fifth time this hour?" I hissed, knowing it was probably stupid to do that but eh, what do I have to lose? I already lost my eye.. What more do I have to lose? I heard them growl, which was pretty damn weird in my opinion. Hey, no hate to anyone whose into that though. "What, pissed off that I called you out? What are you gonna do about it? Huh? HUH?!"
I felt them grab the collar of my pretty ripped up shirt and shove me against the wall. I gasped out of pain a bit, and I hate to admit it, but it got me shaking a bit. In pain, for clarification. Not in the other way. Eugh, I'm not a masochist... What's so sexy about pain?
"Now, now, Liam, you shouldn't be saying that to me when you're at MY mercy, should you?" I heard them chuckle. It was sadistic. This was sick, they were sick.
"Fuck off and die, whore." I chuckled, even though it was getting really fucking hard to breathe and I wanted to wheeze as an attempt to get SOME air. But I knew that's what they wanted, and you couldn't even give me money to give them what they wanted.
".. Looks like you need a punishment, don't ya, Liam? How about.. Being a little organ donor as one??" Sixth chuckled, "But you're not exactly giving away your organs, you'll just be losing some!" "I-.. wha?? What are you even saying-" I blinked. TO BE CONTINUED >:D
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C6 or C7? Its so hard to pick, theyre all so cool. Love your art! :D
This palette looked like film to me, and if that’s not Mumbo I mean-
#hermitcraft#rae art#mumbo jumbo#this one was p fun#i didnt perfectly capture my vision but#eh whatcha gonna do lol#its still good
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So whatcha think of that khdr ending 👀
Okay, beware everybody SPOILERS TIME.
Ngl I expected the worst sooo the ending was fine to me! I expected everyone to die except our chessboys but maybe not that ruthlessly. Thanks gods there was this long waiting so my heart was in peace. I don’t think I’d have been that calm if they had released the chapter one by one like before fjgkfkf
Baldr was no a surprise too. How a clingy baby boy like him could have coped so easily the lost of his sister? Nice move Darkness!
I’m happy that Nomura says that he want to tell more about the upperclassmen in another media ‘cause…
THEY ALL PERFECT. WE SEE SO FEW OF THEM BUT I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH AAAA
ESPECIALLY YOU HELGI.
Do you sense that strong himbo energy? AH! DELICIOUS.
Very fond of Claude Vidar too. The Pre-Xehanort! Heart too soft to go this far for summoning Kingdom Hearts, you tried babe! So, that’s why he shares some features with Xehanort? Dark skin, almost gold eyes…? Eh. [shrug]
I’m glad we know who was the mysterious dude on DI, raising a child by their own one a tiny island (btw, didn’t DI has MAIN ISLANDS? I know “to protect from Darkness“ blabla but srly? It’s a PLAYGROUND FOR KIDS. So then -gasp- the caban and so on were their doing and not Sora and co… omg it gonna be meta again. We built OUR PLAYGROUND) buuuut I’m also a bit disappointed haha I liked the “WE WERE XEHANORT ALL ALONG“ thing 8D
Thinking that I was joking about that very page in the Ultimania book back then “aww what a nice family portrait!” L O L Thanks Nomura for the hint. Now, BRING US MORE ABOUT ERAQUS TOO. He’s like what he says: There’s more to light than meets the eye. I knooooow iiiiiit.
Pretty sad about Xehanort hearing “you’re the Child of the Destiny“ “you’re the Chosen One“ to realize that no, you’re not, it’s Sora the Chosen One. And thus, bequeath the X-blade to him at the end of KH3. You’ve followed the dark road sweety, thinking it would be the only way. Maybe you could have been that Child following the other way… Like Anakin and Luke. The father failed but the son succeeded. The son was the real hope. …father and son… [shakes her head to get the idea out of her brain]
AND WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR?
Well, headcanon the Dark road made him bald still lives for me but with the help of a razor LOL What a dramaking.
That sadness in Eraqus’ eyes [fist clinched] The sadness of a man knowing what he must do. No one can stop me thinking that he’s somehow worst than Xehanort cause he trained and sacrificed his apprentices to stop his ex-husband. The true Champion of Light. Who can make sacrifice for the commun good. Speaking of Light…
POINT FOR VANITAS. It struck me back then after my second or third run of KH3 which coincided with the end of KHUX. When you defeat Vanitas he does this gloomy talk about I’m Darkness blabla yeah yeah I get it poor little emo meow meow. But he IS LITERALLY DARKNESS. Then, Xehanort truly saved Ventus by draging out them of Ventus’ heart to defeat him without hurting Ven (well he tried at least thus giving him to Eraqus to heal him) cause… he’s one of the friends he used to dream about.
Could Sora be able to do that with the Lost Masters too? To save them and annihilate the Darkness at the same time? We all know he will do that.
OMG I ALMOST FORGOT THE RAT.
Well. I knew it. Damn you Luxu LOL
Ok, one last question remains… If we break the Internet, will the 4 trapped Darkness release? _(:3 」∠)_
[gently hold those tiny old men on my heart]
#answer#KHDR#KHDR spoilers#don’t mind my english plz#I wrote that in the morning and I shouldn’t have lol
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𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚊𝚒𝚗
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𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛
Requested: (ANON) Hey :) Would you do an imagine where you live in the apartment next to Steve in Brooklyn and you're kinda very best friends. But one time you see this handsome stranger visiting Steve and you immediately get curious who he is. Steve soon notices you sneaking around when Buck visits him and he notices him seeking your attention as well. So he sets up something to bring you two together, which works? :) I hope this is not weird haha
𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: Smut 18+ minors dni, fluff, steve’s a major wingman, bucky’s a major flirt ;)
𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛’𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜: This isn’t exactly a college au but it’s a college au lol thanks for the request. I changed it up a bit cuz the idea of shameless!bucky has been on my noggin for a minute but hope you like it bug
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You and Steve sat on his couch watching a movie giggling and snacking the day away. You and Steve live across the hall from each other and the movers were confused as all hell and a lot of your guys’ things got swapped when you both moved in, which happened to be the same day. However, since the day you met and you two have been inseparable.
“Oh man, what a classic,” you sighed when the credits came on.
“Too good. I could never get tired of that movie,” Steve laughed.
“I should probably get going. I’ve been all up in your space all day, sorry,” you chuckled.
“Oh it’s never a problem, Y/n. You know you’re welcome to my man-cave anytime,” Steve nudged your shoulder.”
“Man-cave,” you repeated mockingly, snickering.
You grabbed a still filled bottle of beer and walked out the door, not without shouting your goodbye probably annoying your other neighbors. You walked to your apartment seeing the clock said it was around five. You grabbed your laptop and opted for pizza considering you didn’t really want to make anything from the kitchen.
About to input your card information on the website for delivery, you noticed you didn’t have your wallet or your phone. You left it at Steve’s. You walked across the hall and knocked on Steve’s but Steve didn’t open the door.
“Hey, I left my stuff here- Woah, you’re not Steve.”
A very tall fellow with striking blue eyes stood confidently at the door. He had fair skin and long brown locks pulled into a bun rested in the back of head. He was fucking gorgeous.
“Nope,” was all he said before Steve came up to the door.
“Hey you’re back. This my friend Bucky; the guy I grew up with, the one I told you about,” Bucky’s smile grew and you nearly buckled to the floor, gosh he was so handsome.
“I left my wallet and my phone,” you looked at Steve feeling Bucky’s eyes practically boring into you.
“Yeah let me grab it for you,” Steve ran away.
“So you’re Steve’s neighbor?” Bucky asked.
“Yeah; I’ve heard a few stories about you and Steve.”
“He’s told me a lot about you too. Failed to mention how beautiful you are,” what a fucking asshole. Your body and face grew hot at the compliment.
“Here ya go,” Steve came back, saving you from a potentially awkward situation.
“Thanks; uh… nice to meet you Bucky,” you ran back through your door.
“Uh, were you gonna tell me that your new bestie neighbor friend was fucking hot as hell?” Bucky said after he closed the door.
“Dude, come one. She’s too good for you,” Steve laughed, making Bucky roll eyes grinning.
For the rest of the day you couldn’t stop thinking about Bucky, and Bucky couldn’t stop thinking about you. Since that day, Bucky came around to Steve’s almost like clockwork. You were always making sure to leave right before he got there. You would peeked through your peephole, watching him go inside Steve’s apartment.
There were days where all three of you would hang out whether it’d be at your place or Steve’s, usually Steve’s, and those days were the worst. Bucky’s intentional stares and lingering touches. Sitting so close to you when you guys put a movie on.
One time when Steve went to the bathroom he asked if you had a boyfriend and regretfully you said no. It seemed as though his shameless flirting became even more shameless if that was even possible.
“Y/n, have I told you how good you look today?” Bucky asked you when you got back from having lunch.
“Yes, you have. About three times today,” you nudged his shoulder with yours.
“Ah shit. Y/n, I think I left my keys inside. Can I use your extra I gave you?”
“Sure,” you handed him your keys and he picked up the one that looked like an American flag since his birthday was the fourth of July. You thought it was funny and easy to remember.
“Ok thanks,” he handed them back once you guys settled inside.
“You guys want anything?”
“Nothing you couldn’t give me,” Bucky smirked at you, making you roll your eyes.
“I’m good Steve, thanks. I’m actually gonna head back to my apartment, I gotta finish homework,” you told him before leaving.
“You guys are still in school?” Bucky asked Steve when you left.
“She is. She’s working towards a PhD, I forgot in what,” Steve shrugged.
“Oh.” She’s smart, Bucky thought.
“I should probably get going too. I’ve got my bike and I heard it was going to rain for the next couple days.”
“Wait before you go, why won’t you ask Y/n on a date?” Steve smirked.
“Eh, she’s beautiful but I don’t think she’d go for a guy like me. She’s too smart,” Bucky chuckled.
“Nah, I think she likes you too,” Steve said.
“You gonna come by tomorrow?” he asked.
“If it doesn’t rain, sure.”
“It won’t; I’ll see ya then.”
Tomorrow came quickly and your head was buried in a textbook and your hand in a bag of chips. You had order takeout already and quickly ate it leaving boxes and plastics to-go utensils littered all over your table. On the bright side, or rather rainy, droplets fell gracefully down the window in front of you. They weren’t heavy but the drizzle was still very pleasant.
Rainys days were always your favorite. You usually spent them on your bed that laid underneath a window and if you needed extra comfort you’d crack it so you could hear the rainfall and cars drive over wet asphalt. It was peaceful.
Pulling you from your concentration was a firm knock on the door.
“Buck, whatcha doing here?” you opened the door.
“Steve said to come by but he’s not here,” he told you.
“Oh weird. He didn’t say he was going out. Did you try his spare?”
“It’s not there,” you frowned at his statement.
“Here let me grab my keys and I can let you in, he won’t mind.”
You grabbed your keys and searched for the American Flag key for Steve’s apartment but you could find it. The last you used it was when Steve needed his key because he left his in his apartment. Wait, how did he lock his apartment if he didn’t have his key? Why didn’t he use his spare; where is his spare?
“Hey, I don’t know where his key is so why don't you just come inside and wait here,” you offered. Did Steve steal your key? Why?
“Do you want anything to drink?” you asked him.
“You got beer?” he smiled cheekily.
“Of course I do,” you smirked.
Bucky came in and you quickly cleaned your disaster of a living room. There were papers and books everywhere, cups and plates piled on the coffee table. Bucky didn’t seem repulsed but he did mention slyly that he thought you were a tidy person. You punched his shoulder laughing saying you usually are but exams were tight right now. Not only that but you couldn’t even remember the last time you had a guy over.
You put a movie on for you and Bucky drinking beer and eating some snacks you had in a cabinet. You weren’t going to lie, being around Bucky like this was comforting but also nerve-wrecking. He was so handsome and of course that made you nervous. And his continuous shameless flirting did nothing for your own confidence.
“Awe man, Steve said he can’t come home,” Bucky read the message out loud.
“Why?”
“Said he got caught in the rain,” he told you.
“What a fucking liar. It’s hardly drizzling,” you laughed out loud.
Almost immediately Steve texted you asking if you let Bucky in your apartment and you replied saying that you would let him in his but that you knew he stole your key.
I’d do no such thing, he replied and you rolled your eyes.
Remember to use protection! ;)
I knew it! You stole your key from my chain so he’d have come in my apartment, you sent.
Make sure he doesn’t come in you ;D.
Grossss.
“What’s with the face?” Bucky grinned.
“Steve texted me and he is being an ass,” you laughed.
“What, he stole your key so I’d have to come here cause he thinks we’ll go at it like rabbits?” he grinned.
“Did you set him up to sleep with me?” you asked, slightly disgusted that he would something like that.
“No! I just, I grew up with Steve, I know him like the back of my hand. Asked me to come over and surprisingly isn’t there, no spare and you don’t have his key either? I kinda put the pieces together,” he said.
“I would never do something that shallow,” he said.
“Sorry, I don’t think you’re shallow I just- I don’t know,” you stuttered, there goes your chance of even something happening.
“Don’t sweat it, babe,” he smirked.
You didn’t know exactly how or what happened next. Maybe it was the alcohol coursing through you, or the constant tension between you two especially now that Steve wasn’t there with you guys. But either way here you were, your back pressed against your bedroom door, hands held above your head, Bucky’s thigh between your legs, and he kissed you messily.
You chest pressed against his own and Bucky released your hands, cupping your jaw with them to kiss more softly. Your hands went under his shirt and you could feel all the curves and definitions of his muscles. Your nails scratched lightly and you felt him tighten his muscles even more.
He grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled it swiftly over his head and your mouth practically watered at the sight before you. You noticed small scars and bumps on his shoulder and you grew curious but Bucky’s lips against your neck were too distracting to ask any questions.
Bucky lifted your own shirt and kissed down your chest and collarbones moving your bra strap to leave small bites and marks along them. He kissed down your stomach slowly kneeling to the ground in front of you. He pulled you sweatpants off leaving a trail of kisses along your legs.
You stared down at him biting your lip and with a wicked smile, his lower lip also between his teeth, he pulled your panties down your legs. He licked his lips bringing his fingers up to your core. You gasped softly feeling Bucky spreading your arousal around. He slowly licked a long stripe up your center, and your body practically melted at the feeling.
Bucky lifted your leg and draped it over his shoulder as he continued to circle your clit with his tongue and finger you. Your hands played with his hair and you breathed heavily getting closer and closer to your release. Bucky added another finger to pump in and out of you. He pressed kisses in between whispers of praises and your legs trembled.
“You look so fucking hot, babe. Taking my fingers so well,” he said.
“Fuck, Bucky, you feel so good,” you threw your head back hitting the door. Your hips bucked signaling that you were about to come and Bucky’s fingers curled and moved faster making you nearly screamed in pleasure. When you did, Bucky leaned forward lapping up your arousal that spilled out of you.
He got up and kissed you softly telling you how good you were and how beautiful you looked just now. He wrapped his hands around the back of your thighs and you wrapped your legs around his hips. He walked to your bed and laid you down gently. Your finger traced and brushed over the planes of muscles across his chest. The light caught the definitions of the bumps and scars, more prominently this and Bucky noticed your soft gaze.
“I was in a motorcycle accident a few years ago. I almost lost my arm that day. It still hurts sometimes but it’s manageable,” he whispered.
You smiled sadly brushing your fingertips over the scarred skin.
“I’m so sorry,” you said sadly.
“It’s alright, babe. I have this scar in particular, I think it looks like a star but Steve said I was crazy,” he smiled, moving his shoulder to point at the red scar that did in fact look like a star; a very misshapen one but you could see it.
You kissed his shoulder softly before smiling at him and ruffling his hair playfully. He dipped his head down and nipped your skin making you giggle and squeal at his playful antics. He picked his head back up and stared at you for a minute; his gaze made you flushed and shy.
“You are so beautiful,” he whispered. His hands caressed your skin from your sides to your bare hips up to your cheeks and jaw. You bit your lip and casted your eyes down avoiding his.
“What, you don’t believe me?” he chuckled.
“No, it’s not that.”
“What is it?” He held your hand.
“Nothing, just…” Bucky raised his eyebrows waiting for your answer.
“People don’t tell me those things. It’s been a while since someone said those words to me,” you whispered.
“Well, you won’t have to worry about that anymore because I intend to tell you everyday how beautiful you are. How gorgeous you are. How funny you are. How kind you are. How perfect you are,” he kissed along jaw and neck whispering these things in your ear that erupted butterflies in your stomach and chills along your arms.
“Let me show you,” he looked intimately in your eyes. You bit your lip shyly before nodding and Bucky shimmied out of his own pants and boxers. His cock rested against your thigh as he dropped his garments to the side and you could feel just how hard he was.
“You feel that baby girl? You feel how fucking hard you get me? So fucking sexy,” he kissed you messily; his hand falling between your bodies to pump his cock. He reached down to grab his pants once more pulling a condom from his pocket and you smirk teasingly at him.
“What?” he smiled.
“Did you plan on spending tonight between my legs?” you smirked.
“No, but I sure as hell dream about it every night since I met you,” he kissed softly before tearing the foil and wrapping his dick.
He reached behind your back, you arched your chest up for him to remove the bra you still had on and when he tossed the garment to the side he groaned at the gorgeous sight in front of him. His hands kneaded the soft flesh of your breasts, his fingers pinching at your perked nipples.
Bucky slowly slipped past your folds and you instantly felt full from his size. After just the tip, you were worried that he might be too big but even with how big Bucky felt inside you, the pressure was too good and you were already moaning beneath him. He leaned forward capturing your breast in his mouth and his tongue swirled around your bud, teething nipping ever so lightly making your body shudder.
Your hand went to his head and the band keeping his hair back was lost in your sheets. His hair fell forward brushing over your skin creating goosebumps along your chest and arms. Your finger combed through his long locks and your nails scratched his scalp lightly, making Bucky’s eyes flutter shut.
He released your breasts with a lewd pop before giving the other the same attention. His hips rocked in and out of you at a delicious pace and your legs wrapped around his hips pulling him closer to you, his cock reaching deeper inside you. Your moans grew louder with each thrust and Bucky’s groans did too.
He nibbled on your ear chuckling darkly at how good he was fucking you. Practically taunting you as you got insanely close to a release.
“You feel so fucking good, baby.”
“No one is ever gonna fuck you this good.”
“You’re all mine, baby girl. All mine.”
You whined and shook beneath him and his thrust became sporadic. It only took a few more thrusts until both of you groaned loudly in pleasure. Bucky’s head buried in your neck and your chest pressed against his in an arch. When you came down from your climax, your felt eyes instantly felt heavy and droopy. You breathe heavily, your hands lazily scratch his head.
Bucky kissed tiredly along your neck basically purring at the feeling of your scratches. You turned the window directly beside you and watched the rain gracefully fall down the window. The blue hue coming from the night was a beautiful contrast to the warm blurred lights of the city and your small lamp that you always had on.
Bucky lifted himself and went to the bathroom quickly to discard the used condom. He cleaned himself before coming out to clean you up as well. You smiled at him brushing the hair from his sweaty forward and from his face. He left little kisses along your hips and thighs as he cleaned you up making you giggle softly at the feeling.
He tossed the dirty cloth in your laundry basket and climbed in bed back to savor the warmth you gave to him. His arms cuddled you close and he watched your eyes continue to watch the rainfall outside.
“My bike’s probably soaked,” he whispered.
“Oh no, I’m so sorry,” you turned to him; the rain was coming down hard now and you felt bad.
“It’s alright. If this is how we get to spend our nights without Steve, he can get caught in the rain all he wants,” Bucky chuckled. You giggle before kissing him softly; falling into a harmonious sleep.
Bucky’s phone buzzed in his pant pocket and he reached carefully not to disturb you. He saw a message from Steve and rolled his eyes playfully already anticipating what his message was about.
Please tell you guys are together now. I can’t take the obnoxious flirting anymore, Steve sent.
I think you’re good, but don’t ya think you’ll be third wheeling a bunch?
Nah, I’m with Nat and we made official tonight, Steve sent.
Good for you bud. Thanks for this too. I really like Y/n and I know I can treat her.
I know you will. Otherwise I wouldn’t have let you gone near her XD
Bucky chuckled and you stirred a bit but ultimately went back to sleep curled into Bucky’s side even more. He smiled at your peaceful form. He dared say it but he definitely thought it. He knew he was up for a wild ride with you but he was more than ready to give you the world and more.
From then on, rainy days had become Bucky’s favorite as well.
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Sunny, Do You Even Know What a Baby Is?
Hello Tumblr! Looking for some fluff to balance out all the angst of Omori? Just having a craving for a super clueless Sunny? Or need some Sally content in your life? Have I got the series for you! Hehehe.
If this is looking a little familiar to some of you, yeah, it’s me, MaddieMuse on AO3. I have my own permission to put this here of course lol. You can see more of this series over there, but I plan to release it bit by bit on here too. Now then, on with the show!
Sunny was visiting! They’d had some time to hang out at the park all together, had a little picnic in the old secret spot, and Aubrey and Kel had had a coffee/orange joe drinking contest (Aubrey lost despite drinking the coffee), but it was getting late. Given how their last visit had gone, they still weren’t sure about Basil and Sunny staying the night together, so Kel had volunteered to let Sunny share his room – Hero’s bed was empty since college was in session.
They opened the door and Kel’s mom greeted them, “Welcome back Kel! And Sunny, so good to see you!”
Sunny nodded in acknowledgement, giving a little wave.
“Did you boys have fun?”
“Sure did!” Kel yelled, “I beat Aubrey in a drinking contest.” Sunny elbowed him in the side, “Ow- what the heck…” His mom was looking at him in a mix of horror, confusion, and mounting anger. Why would she… Oh. Oh. “A coffee drinking contest! No alcohol involved, I promise!”
“Orange Joe,” Sunny said, pointing to Kel.
“What? It’s a type of coffee! I think…”
Sunny shook his head.
“Hey, c’mon dude! Yeah it is! Sure it’s got sugar, but lots of people put sugar in their coffees! And flavorings and creams and stuff too. It’s just, like, orange flavored, sweet coffee!”
Sunny scrunched up his nose, quickly shaking his head no.
“Eh, more for me!” Kel said, “Hey Mom, I’m gonna help Sunny get settled in upstairs. We’ll be down in time for dinner for sure though! See ya!” He took Sunny’s hand and started heading for his room, but a noise came from his parents’ room. “Oop, Sally must be awake!”
Sunny tilted his head, his good eye staring at the doorway. Without a word, he went in there. Sally was in her crib, trying to stand herself up and grinning at them. Sunny’s eye was wide as he went over, staring at her.
“Aaaaw, you saying hi to Sally? She’s pretty cute, isn’t she?” Kel says, joining him. She’d grown quite a bit since Sunny had last seen her, though he supposes Sunny never actually got to do anything with her in that time with everything else going on… She was asleep last time he came over, after all.
Sunny peered quizzically at the crib, eye narrowed and brows furrowed questioningly. He walked all the way around the crib, feeling up the sides and the handle bars, leaning down so his face was at tummy-level with Sally, and trying to stick his hands through the bars – his arms didn’t fit.
“Uh… Sunny… Whatcha doing dude?” Kel said.
“… why is she in jail?”
Kel choked on a laugh, shaking his head, “Dude. Dude no. That’s a crib. It’s so she doesn’t climb out and hurt herself.”
“Why?”
“Uh… so she doesn’t climb out and hurt herself? Like, falling hurts dude. I know it’s not a long distance for us, but she’s kinda tiny.”
Sunny shakes his head, “Why climb out?”
Uh… Kel wasn’t entirely sure how he was supposed to answer that. “Because… baby?”
Sunny pointed to himself and quirked his head in a silent question. Kel was confused until he remembered that they used to call Sunny the baby of the group. Did- Did Sunny think “baby” was his title or something…? “I mean, yeah, you’re the youngest of the group, but Sally’s younger than you, y’know?”
Sunny just looked even more confused.
“Sunny, what do you think ‘baby’ means?” Kel wasn’t sure if this was hilarious, worrying, or just plain sad. Of course, it’s possible Sunny was just pulling his leg, but thinking back, they didn’t really play with younger kids very often, did they? Most people weren’t asking twelve year olds to babysit. Sure, they’d see them occasionally at the park, but Sunny spent most of that time either on the swings or in the big yellow cat. Then he spent four years inside, so not like he was learning much there… Did Sunny actually not know what a baby was???
“’Baby’ is just…” Sunny took a few seconds, tongue slightly poking out of his mouth in concentration, “Baby is… For crushes.”
Kel chokes on his own spit, “Sunny where’d you get that idea?!”
“Hero and Mari.”
Right, right… Hero would call her “baby” or “babe” teasingly, for a while. It didn’t stick and was awkward as hell, but…
“Wait, we all called you the baby of the group.”
“Yes.”
“…??? Uh… Dude. I don’t think literally everyone had a crush on you???” He was desperately trying to remember if Mari ever called him her “baby brother” but all he could remember was “little brother,” so he couldn’t use that as a counter example…
“But I’m baby.”
Kel makes a noise that should not be possible with human mouths then goes to scream into a pillow. Sally laughs at him, traitor!
By the time he gets up, thankfully Sunny has been distracted from what he apparently thought was his entire friend group simultaneously hitting on him – a can of worms they’d have to clear up before Sunny left again – by Sally grabbing at his hand. Sunny’s one eye was open over-wide in alarm as his fingers were held hostage.
Kel couldn’t help but laugh, “Dude. Your face-“ Pfffft hahahahaha!
“Help.”
The sheer helplessness and confused fear in his voice over a baby holding onto his hand was enough to send Kel into a laughing fit on the floor. This was too good. Sunny was pouting at him now, only making him laugh even harder.
Sunny huffed through his nose, pout turning to a glare, and apparently sensing that Sally wasn’t a threat, he picked her up under the armpits like a cat or a ferret. She apparently didn’t like that, fussing and glaring back at him. In response, Sunny set her down and picked her up by the ankle instead.
“ACK- SUNNY NO!” Kel rushed over, gently picking her up correctly and putting her back in the crib, though she had a huge grin on her face�� “You can’t hold a baby by the ankle!” Or could they…? Kel looked at her and carefully picked her up by the other ankle, slowly lifting and watching for signs of distress, but she just went, “wheeeeee!” and let him. Kel snorted, “I stand corrected! Heh, guess I’m being a bit over-cautious. Kids love being treated like sacks of potatoes!” He hoisted her up onto his shoulder, albeit gently. Her little fingers tugged at his hair as he tried to eat his ear – gosh she was so freaking precious.
Sunny apparently didn’t agree, gently moving her head, “No eating Kel…”
Kel snorted, “Pffft, it’s fine. She’s just a baby! She doesn’t know any better.”
Sunny got a funny look on his face, but before Kel could question it, Sunny was also trying to eat his ear?!?!? “DUDE NO. Heh… no. Just… You’re the group baby, but you aren’t a baby.”
Sunny tilted his head at him again, then huffed, poking Sally then going to sulk in the corner. Was Sunny jealous? Of a baby?
“Oh geez… Saaaaaalllyyyyy, you made Sunny jealous. Go say sorry!” He put her on the ground near Sunny, giving a little push. She looked towards her big brother, but seemed to get the hint, crawling towards Sunny with the face of determination only a baby could make. Her hands met Sunny’s legs and she stood up, getting overly close and staring at him. Sunny blinked owlishly, leaning away, but Sally just leaned closer, so Sunny leaned away, and Sally closer, and on and on until Sunny was on the ground with Sally on his chest, her hands in his hair.
Sunny sent a pleading look to Kel, “Help.”
Kel laughed and desperately wished Basil was here with his camera, “Dude, help, this is amazing. Pffft- Sunny, it’s okay, snrk, it’s alright! She’s just a little kid! She ain’t gonna hurt-”
“Ow!”
Spoke too soon, Sally had pulled his hair, making Sunny jolt and sending her tumbling to the floor. Sally, surprised, started crying, reaching towards her big brother.
“Aw… C’mere kiddo,” Kel said, picking up Sally in one arm and bouncing her. With his free hand, he helped Sunny get up, “Sorry. You, uh… Really don’t know what a baby is, huh? Gosh… Well, Sally, say Hi to Sunny, okay? He’s an old friend of mine, and he’s a little confused, but he’s pretty nice.”
Sally sniffled away the last of her tears, turning to look at Sunny and waving her hands around like she was at a rave, “HIIIII!”
Sunny jolted, surprised by the yelling, but quietly added, “hi…”
Sally screeched happily, breaking into a grin – Sunny had replied to her! She made that happen, yes she did! Kel’s chest felt all too warm and fuzzy, and the cuteness hitting right in the heart.
Sunny looked at them both for a while, expression hard to read, but a small smile made its way onto his face as he nodded, “Cute.” He went forward and hugged them both, though backed up, shaking his head in disgust as Sally gave one of her patented, open-mouthed baby “kisses” that was more like a bite without teeth. The sheer betrayal and disgust on Sunny’s face threatened to make Kel double over again, though at this point it felt like he was already worked into such a giggle fit that literally anything would make him laugh.
“Oh geez, it’s alright Sunny! That’s just how she gives kisses, watch!” He kissed Sally’s cheek and she tackled his face with her mouth in reply, both of them grinning and laughing as Kel was coated in drool.
Sunny raised an eyebrow and came back, slowly getting closer, and gently nommed her cheek. Sally gasped, looking outright offended and crossing her little arms.
Kel snorted, “Turnabout’s fair play kiddo!”
“Abaaa!” She shouted.
“Abaaa?” Sunny mimicked.
“AAAAA! BAAAYEEEAAA!”
Sunny nodded sagely, giving her a pat, “I understand.”
“Heh, you speak baby?”
“Of course, I am baby.” His fingers ran through Sally’s soft hair as she babbled, Sunny nodding along and occasionally saying a word or two himself, but it was mostly Sally doing the talking.
But eventually it was time for dinner and, “Welp… Uh, guess we didn’t get you set up, but this is way more fun. But yeah…” Maybe his parents would help explain to Sunny what a baby was…
Sunny sat down at the table with all of them and thankfully no one had started eating yet or they might’ve choked when Sunny asked, “Where’d the baby come from?”
Kel wished he’d let Sunny stay at Basil’s.
That’s a wrap folks! Hope you enjoyed the silliness, there’s always more to come. If you like what I do, throw a girl some clams over at my Kofi. I’m planning on posting some original stuff there too >:3c
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Diabolik Lovers Rejet Fest 2014 Special Drama [ENG Translation]
Original title: N/A
Source: Diabolik Lovers Rejet Fest 2014
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Midorikawa Hikaru, Kishio Daisuke & Toshiyuki Morikawa
Translator’s note: This was just pure chaos but I loved it nontheless. xD They definitely went all out with the ‘comedy’ aspect this time and did not care one bit about breaking the 4th wall. I have to say, I did feel pretty bad for Carla when Ayato & Shuu started messing with him. He was just trying his very best to stay nice but those two took full advantage of it. Although in Ayato’s case, I feel like it was less mean-spirited and just him being a big dumb dumb. (Shuu on the other hand was just being evil lol)
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ー Shuu walks around the hallway at school
Shuu: Haah...Honestly, why is this school so noisy? My Bach is getting totally ruined. Isn’t there some quiet place I can sleep in peace...? ...Ah. This is...the Special Classroom?
ー He steps inside
*Thud*
Shuu: Nobody’s around. Perfect. Guess I’ll nap here for a bit.
Carla: ...Hm? Somebody’s here.
*Sniff*
Carla: This scent...A Vampire, huh?
Shuu: Zzー Zzー
Carla: Oi, you.
Shuu: Zzー Zzー
Carla: Where do you think you are? You are...Sakamaki Shuu. Why are you here?
Shuu: Nn...? Pwaaaah...Oh, it’s you. I’m still sleepy. Don’t bother me. Zzー
Carla: What’s wrong with this guy...? Oi, wait! Don’t sleep!
Shuu: Nn...
Carla: You are not supposed to be here. This is a Special Classroom for Shin and me, for us Founders. Hurry up and get out.
Shuu: ...Haah? Even if you were about to use this classroom right now, as one of the students of this academy, I have the right to be here as well, don’t I? Pwaaah...
Carla: You...
ー Ayato walks inside
Ayato: What’s up!* ...Huh? Shuu? Whatcha doin’ on the floor?
--> 邪魔するぜ or ‘jama suru ze’ literally means ‘I’m gonna disturb’, but it’s a phrase often uttered when you enter a room, kind of to greet everyone already in there. I have seen it translated as ‘pardon the intrusion’, but since Ayato uses very colloquial speech here, that just didn’t sit right with me.
Shuu: ...Another loudmouth has arrived.
Carla: Sakamaki Ayato. Now what do you want? Also, what is that you are carrying in your hand?
Ayato: Aah? Takoyaki, duh! I had Chichinashi make me some earlier! So while I was wonderin’ where I should enjoy them, I heard ‘bout this Special Classroom which was installed recently. So, Shuu, are you perhaps here to...eat Takoyaki as well!?
Shuu: ...Haah? I was only sleeping here. Well, Mr. Scarf over there has been bugging me for a while now though.
Carla: I sincerely hope this is not the case but...Are you perhaps referring to me?
Shuu: Who else is here? Haha...
Carla: I am Tsukinami Carla. ‘Mr. Scarf’ is not my name.
Ayato: Mr. Scarf! Imma hang out here as well!
Carla: It seems to me as if you are simply begging to be eradicated by me. Very well. As you wish, I shall give you a taste of my magic.
Shuu: ...What a drag. We were just joking a little.
Ayato: E-Exactly! Besides, what’s wrong with callin’ you ‘Mr. Scarf’ when you’ve clearly got one wrapped ‘round your neck!
Carla: ...I do not need your excuses!
ー Azusa bursts into the room
Azusa: Wait!
Carla: ...!
Azusa: Apparently...This drama is a comedy. ...Which means, we can do anything we want, right...?
Carla: What are you...?
Azusa: That magic seems really painful...Use on it me instead. Fire it towards me. What’s wrong? Are you listening? Hurry! I can’t wai...Come on! ...Right here...Please shoot it straight into this area from an acute angle.
Carla: Enough! ...I’ve lost interest.
Azusa: Eh? But this is a comedy...So why?
Carla: Seems like the two of you just had your lives saved by Mukami Azusa.
Shuu: Zzー...
Carla: Don’t sleep!!
Shuu: Ugh...
Ayato: (eating) Geez, stop makin’ a fuss. We just came to have a lil’ looksie. ...Oh, there’s even a sofa!
ー He takes a seat
Ayato: It’s hella soft as well! Kind of pisses me off, you know? Don’t you think it’s weird these two are gettin’ a special treatment? *nom nom* Ah~ The takoyaki’s so good.
Carla: Oi, don’t wander around while consuming food. Besides, who gave you permission to take a seat on said couch?
Ayato: Haah...?
Azusa: Carla-san’s...petty. Isn’t he? Kind of unexpected, huh?
Shuu: Good point. He’s petty.
Ayato: Exactly! You petty bastard! Why can’t I just sit down on the couch for a bit?
Carla: What are you saying? I am not pe...
Azusa: Aaah....
Carla: ...Yes, Mukami Azusa?
Azusa: Nothing, but...
Carla: ... (mumbles to himself) Kings must have a generous heart at all times, and show tolerance towards the weak. Father told me so as well. As the King of Founders, I must never be called ‘petty’ by those filthy Vampires...
Ayato: What’s wrong with him? He suddenly froze on the spot.
Shuu: Who knows? I don’t care as long as he keeps quiet though. He’s annoying after all.
Carla: Sakamaki Ayato.
Ayato: ...W-What?
Carla: Is this ‘takoyaki’ of yours delicious?
Ayato: ...’Course it is! But why you askin’? By the way, you’re not gettin’ any!
Carla: I don’t particularly want any. More importantly, I have a tea blend which will go nicely with it. Shall I pour you a cup?
Ayato: Eh? You will?
Carla: Yeah. A Founder such as myself will do so.
Ayato: Oh! Thanks mate!
Shuu: Then while you’re at it, pour me a cup as well.
Azusa: Ah! In that case, I want some as well. The tea Carla-san set...It’s tea time.
Carla: You lot...
Shuu: Hm? Is something the matter?
Carla: Ah, no. Please take a seat on the couch over there and wait a little.
Shuu: Pwaah...Hurry up already.
Carla: ... (mumbles to himself again) I must stay strong. I am the King of the First Bloods! ...Well then, the tea is ready.
...!! You, where did those stains on the sofa come from!?
Ayato: Ah, my bad! I dropped some takoyaki! I figured it’d come off if I rubbed it a lil’, but the more I did, the worse it got.
Carla: ...!!
Azusa: Ayato-san...To get rid of sauce stains, you need to dilute a bit of soap with water and gently tap the surface area.
Ayato: Heeh...Someone’s knowledgeable, huh?
Azusa: Ruki...told me.
Carla: This couch...happened to be one of my favorites, so I made arrangements to have it moved in here. Yet you...
Ayato: But I apologized, didn’t I!? I did try and fix my mistake, you know! If anythin’, you should praise me!
Shuu: ...Hah! You’re surprisingly delicate, aren’t you?
Carla: ...It is just a couch, I can always just buy a new one. Do not let it bother you.
Shuu: Heeh...So you’ll forgive him?
Azusa: So Carla-san wasn’t actually...petty. I said something pretty rude earliーー Aaah!
ー Azusa drops his tea cup
*SHATTER*
Carla: Ah...!
Azusa: I’m sorry...My hand caught onto something and the cup broke...~
Carla: ...!! This cup is a one-of-a-kind which I picked up at my favorite art gallery...!
Ayato: But well, you don’t care ‘bout a lil’ cup or two, do you?
Carla: R-Right. Exactly. Nothing lasts foreーー
Shuu: Whoopsie~
*SHATTER*
Carla: ...!!
Shuu: Aah...My bad. My hand slipped from a lack of sleep. Pwaah...
Carla: Aah...
Shuu: Hm? Something wrong?
Azusa: No matter how broad-minded Carla-san might be...He is bound to get upset over that just now...Right?
Carla: ...Hahaha. I believe I already stated this earlier, but a few broken objects are no big deal to me.
Shuu: Heh. ...Well, I guess so. When you become big and mighty like you are, having something break on you is no big deal, is it?
Carla: Fufufu...Exactly.
Azusa: ...As to be expected of Carla-san~
Ayato: Heeh...In that case...I can just...Take that!
*Thud*
Azusa: Aah! Ayato-san! How could you stab a knife through the sofa on purpose like that!
Carla: ...Aah! So what? Don’t make me repeat myself over and over, but such a trivial thing will not fa...
Shuu: Heeh? Then this won’t make you upset either?
*SHATTER*
Carla: ...!!
Shuu: It’s the exact same as the one I broke earlier, so it’s no big deal, right?
Carla: ...O-Of course.
Ayato: Heeh...Founders are hella rad! ...Founders are hella rad! ...Founders are hella rad! Then this won’t faze you either, right?
*SHATTER*
Carla: Ah...!
Azusa: Ah...Both of you!
Carla: Aah...You bastard...Cut it out! Know your limits!
Azusa: Y-You can’t, Carla-san! Calm down! If you gather up that much magic energy at once, you’ll...
*BEEEEEEEP*
Azusa: ...Right?
Ayato: Keh...This is bad...At this rate...Oi, Carla! We were just foolin’ ‘round a lil’...Ah, C-Carla-san?
Carla: Uwaaah!!!
*BOOM*
Shuu: ...Ow.
Ayato: Fuck, that hurt! We were sent straight flyin’...! ...Actually, where’s Azusa?
Shuu: ...Azusa is...Ah. He purposedly took the attack head on.
Ayato: Haah!? On purpose? Has he gone craz...Huh? Oi, Azusa!
Shuu: Oh? He rolled all the way over here?
Azusa: ...Nice...So very, very...amazing.
Carla: So you lot actually survived? You should be grateful to still be alive after taking my attack!
Shuu: ...Buzz off.
Carla: Take this as a lesson and don’t you ever dare approach this room again!
Ayato: Keh! We won’t come even if you beg us! Fool!
Carla: ...!! You bastard...Seems like you want to take another blow?
Ayato: ...!! I-I’m kiddin’! Have you not been listenin’ to me!? Geez...I’ve never met someone as narrow-minded as you.
Carla: ...Oi. What did you say just now?
Azusa: Go ahead...Carla-san!
Carla: Haah!?
Azusa: Fire off one more...!
Ayato: Guess you can hit this guy instead of me then.
Carla: ...!! Oi, wait!
Shuu: In your dreams. I don’t want to get involved in this mess again. ...Good grief. Guess I’ll hit up some other place and get some more sleep. Calling that woman and having her lend me her lap as a pillow doesn’t sound half bad either.
Ayato: ーー And there you have it. We’ll leave the rest up to you!
ー Shuu and Ayato leave
Carla: ...Wait...Oi! You two! ...D-Don’t push him off onto me!
Azusa: Staaaaaaaare...
Carla: You...W-What are you...looking at?
Azusa: Eh? ...You know what I want, don’t you~...?
Carla: I don’t, not at all. ...Stay away.
ー Azusa continues to keep closer.
Carla: Stay away, I said!
Azusa: But why~?
Carla: I-If you take...one step closer...!
Azusa: Haah, haah, haah...
Carla: ...!! Like I said...Stay away...
Azusa: Haah, haah, haah...
Shin! ...Where is Shin!? ...Shin!!!
ー Carla runs away
Azusa: Wait! ...Haah...He left in search of Shin...But I’m...so skilled at imitating Shin’s voice... *clears his throat* I’ll give it a try...
(imitating Shin’s voice) Sha, sha...! Nii-san, nii-san! Nii-san, we’re gonna rule over the Founders, right?
...Considering they left me all by myself at the end of this drama...That basically means I’m getting green light to do anything I want, right...?
I’m looking at the script as you can see...Not that there’s anything written in it though.
ー The lights begin to go out
Azusa: Ah...A forced blackoutーー
ーー THE END ーー
#diabolik lovers#dialovers#shuu sakamaki#ayato sakamaki#azusa mukami#carla tsukinami#diabolik lovers translation#diabolik lovers rejet fest
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✨Haikyuu boys as your brother series✨
Hospital shenanigans
Read broken bone pt.2
A/N: not me reading either soft or spicy headcanons on tiktok no sir
Kozume kenma
He may not sound so worried in the text but he was actually pretty worried.
And blame the everything if he mess up like the net why is there a net in the middle of the court.
Probably ask kuroo to accompany him to the supermarket to buy snacks for himself.
Ooop he almost forgot you.
Lowkey not suprised that you ended up in the hospital because of your stupidness.
“Heyyy y/n how are you?”
“Kuroo-san!”
“Y/N i told you not to do anything stupid”
“Geh nii-san”
Just like aone he’ll probably scold you while playing his games.
But not like “you should be careful” kinda scolding
He definitely state the FACTS
More like slapping you to your senses honestly.
Definitely avoid looking at your elevated leg wrapped in bandages
Kuroo would smirk on how kenma acts, he knows that he’s super worried about you.
“Tsundere”
“Huh? What did you say kuroo-san?”
“Shut up kuroo”
“Eh? Huh?”
Iwaizumi hajime
Would hit a homerun during practice.
Which almost hit oikawa and almost killed him
Sadly almost.
“Iwa-chan can i come with you to the hospital? I ~”
“Yahaba come with me”
“Where iwaizumi-san”
“Were gonna visit my dumb sister”
“IWA-CHAN?!”
He ended up with oikawa👀
Lol anyways...
You’re begging hoping that your brother would just be like “hey you ok, are you hurt?” Kind of brother
But it was iwaizumi
And there he was at the door scaring the shit out of the nurse while behind him was a cassanova who lowkey flirts with the nurses.
While he was walking towards you, you swore in your life that everybody like everybody except that bitch oikawa grew silent.
As he reaches to you, might be seeing afterlife if you answered him wrong.
“H-hey n-nii-san”
“Hiiii y/n-cha—“
Iwaizumi would cover oikawa’s mouth and just look down at you with dark eyes.
“Ahaha yeah so like I fell down the stairs I don’t know how but like slip and just went straight down, and before i knew it i was in the hospital with this leg hahaha”
You can literally decipher what he’s saying by just looking at him so u just keep on talking and giving him information about what happened until his hand that was on oikawa’s mouth squished poor Oikawa
Which made him muffled a low scream while tapping iwaizumi’s arm.
“What do you say so for yourself?”
You shivered at his cold voice considering this is the first time he talked after walking in this room.
“I’m terribly sorry for my stupidity i promise to be careful and look at where I’m going from now on”
“Good, here pudding”
You can feel he’s already calm and eventually lets go of Oikawa.
“Iwa-chan”
“What?”
“That hurts”
“I don’t care”
Nishinoya yuu
Would ask daichi and coach ukai and takeda sensei if he can skip practice.
Ofc they let him.
Dash to a near store to buy you food.
Almost got scolded at the entrance of the hospital because of constant screaming.
And was treated like a lost kid at the reception desk.
“Y/N”
“Nii-san?!”
As he walked towards you everybody was looking at him having thoughts like.
“Monkey”
“Cute kid”
“Little brother?”
“What a cute monkey”
Apparently he was holding a bunch of banana in his hand and stomping towards you.
“SORRY!!”
“EH? FOR WHAT?”
“Well earlier at our conversation”
You immediately knew what he was talking about.
He was upset about the way he joked about how he also got a broken bone.
“Nah it’s fine, whatcha got there?”
He hands over you the banana, putting at your lap and pulled a piece.
He peeled it and gave it to you and got another one for him.
All you could think of.
“Ah I want him to be my little brother but I can’t he was born ahead of me”
He was cute that’s all I’m saying.
Futakuchi kenji
He’s pissed
Also worried
But pissed
Actually both
He never thought there comes a day where your stupidity would eventually hurt you.
Well today’s the day.
After practice he would go straight to the hospital.
All frowny (is that even a word lmao)
As he arrived at your room he would open the door loudly surprising you.
You almost dropped your tangerine.
“Yo what the hell? You almost gave me a heart attack”
“WELL U ALMOST GAVE ME ONE TOO WHEN U SAID YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL”
You rarely see this side of him which is amusing.
Scratching his head in frustration he went up to you and slightly pushed you.
“Move”
“Ow hey what’s up with you?”
“I’m gonna sit can’t you tell?”
“There’s literally a chair over there nii-san”
“Shut up and just move”
He sat beside you at your bed and kept quiet.
“Can i have a tangerine?”
U gave him the tangerine as he popped one in his mouth.
“How can u even peel this? Your arm is broken”
“Skills”
He choked.
YES HE CHOKED
You whipped your head, predicting what he was thinking.
“HEY!!”
“I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING”
“OH MY GOD”
It took a good few minutes before he calmed down.
You get your magazine beside your bed as he fished out his phone out of his pocket and started scrolling.
This was his way of affection, telling you he’s here.
#haikyuu oneshot#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu smau#haikyuu text#fluff#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu brothers#nishinoya#iwaizumi#futakuchi#kenma
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Also I keep trying to check if the hurricane is going to hit my state and literally no one knows yet so like idk how to prepare????? I'm probably gonna buy extra water and food and shit tomorrow in case but like literally it could completely miss us or slam us and murder us all and we won't know until it fucjig happens sooooo that's fun!!
#I'm kinda just eh about it like it's scary but whatcha gonna do#if I'm lucky maybe I won't have to go into work a couple days#or we could all be flooded out lol who knows#megamazing
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AOS 7x09 THOUGHTS(SPOILERS!)
spoil, spoil, spoil, spoilers ahead! :
time loop central station, all aboard!
fun!! now we just won’t ever exist. very cool. glad we came.
rip Mack’s eyesight 2020
AW SOUSA CARING ABOUT DAISY MY HEART(I am in WAY too deep with them)
why did Jemma pause at the draw? it’s perfume, gauze and a rubix cube
toys??? are the secret child theorists right??
wait so has Daisy(and Coulson) done this more times than we’ve seen. “How long did it take you to figure it out this time?” HOW MANY TIMES???
Jemma ‘no you cannot know where Fitz is I don’t even know so stop asking’ Simmons
LOL THAT FAKE WORD THING IM LAUGHING
bye bye Diana you Fitz stealing biotch!
WHY WOULD YOU KILL JEMMA AND DAISY MY BEST GIRLS WTF
DEKE’S FACE:(((
congratulations Mack, you are now officially the only member of the team to never have ‘died’ or actually died. soak it in!
it’s MURDER! dun dun dun!!!! whodunnit?
HOW DARE YOU KILL SOUSA WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TIME LOOP IS THIS
‘I’m a machine’ DO YOU FUCKING HATE ME??? DAISY AND COULSON ARE KILLING ME
Yup.
Enoch dunnit.
He’s gonna kill us all.
Great.
Fails, fails, fails, fails, fails, fails, fails....Enoch just kills them every time.
AWW SOUSA HOW LOVELY WAS HIS SPEECH TO DAISY
she likes him!!
SHE KISSED HIM WHAT DID I SAY WAHT DID I SAY!! DAISYSOUSA DAISYSOUS DOUSY SOUSY WHATEVER ITS REALLLL
I’m freaking out they’re so cute!!
We know Enoch is the key now! Yay! Now to get him to comply;)
If you don’t get the HYDRA reference go leave and educate yourself
Jemma whatcha remembering(ugh, their kid?? I’ll come around again I guess!)
Aw you can tell that Deke and Jemma really love each other as family
God, that whole speech from Enoch and Coulson and Daisy was like multiple punches to the gut.
‘Fitz,’ a paused ‘he was my best friend’ fucking hell
THEIR LAST MISSION?? I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!
‘this is my family’ :(
R.I.P. Enoch :(((
Oh the Daisy Coulson feels about him dying are Real:((
oH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FUCKING NATHANIEL MALICK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ARE YOU JOKI-
Cool now she likes being dangerous VERY FREAKING COOL
wow, totally kudos to Elizabeth. she did excellently. this was a completely brilliant episode!!!!!!
still no Fitz. 7x14, guys.
joking
AGAIN KUDOS TO EH SHE’S BRILLIANT!!
anddd next week we get Nathaniel showdown woo.
almost forgot: I died when they did the title card again
#aos season 7#aos 7x09#aos spoilers#agents of shield#phil coulson#daisy johnson#jemma simmons#deke shaw#daniel sousa#elena rodriguez#alphonso mackenzie#melinda may#enoch#leo fitz#THIS HURT SO BAD#s7 metas#100
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Mini Fanfic #609: Nightly Company Text (Sonic Series)
Amy: Taiiiiiiiiillllllllls I'm sooooooo loneyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Tails: Why? What's wrong?
Amy: It's 9:00, Sonic's already asleep at his house, and I have literally no one else to text for the night!
Tails: So now you want me to text with for the rest of the night?
Amy: Pretty please? Ó╭╮Ò
Tails: I mean, we're already texting each other now, but sure.
Amy: Thank u, sweetie! (✿^‿^)
Tails: No problem. So what are you doing right now?
Amy: Watching some TV in the living room.
Tails: Binge watching that romantic drama show again?
Amy: It has a name, Tails!
Tails: I know that!
Amy: Oh really? Then tell me, Mr. Boy Genius. What's it's name?
.......
......
Amy: I'm waiting.....
Tails: Heartbroken Romance?
Amy: It's called theYoung and the Restless.
Tails: Oh.... Yeah. I already knew that.
Amy: ಠ_ಠ
Tails: No seriously. I'm telling the truth here.
Amy: Tails.
Tails: Yeah.
Amy: One of these days, we are going to Binge Watch that master piece of a show together.
Tails: Amy, you know I'm not interested in that kind of genre in general.
Amy: That's only cause u never gave them a fair chance! The genre itself, can show and tell amazing stories just as well as any action related stuff can!
Tails: True, but eh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Amy: You can eh and shrug all you want, mister. You're still gonna watch it with me someday! Understood?
Tails: Yes, ma'am.....
Amy: Thank you. Now that we have that settled, u mind telling ur big sis whatcha doing right now?
Tails: We're doing the same thing you're doing right now: Watching TV in the living room.
Amy: Wait. "We?"
Tails: Coco and I. You know, the girl I told you about a few months ago, when we started to hang out.
Amy: Ohhhhhhhhh. I remember now.
Amy: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Tails: Amy, why did you sent me that emoji?
Amy: Taiiiiiiiiillllllllls?~
Tails: Yeahhhhhhh?
Amy: Are you absolutely certain you and that Coco girl aren't in relationship with one another?~
Tails: WHAT?! Amy, no! We're not dating!
Amy: You sure?~ Cause a certain swallow told me that you guys have been hanging out with one another a lot recently~
Tails: That's because we really like spending time with one another! A lot! That doesn't mean either of us automatically has feelings for each other!
Amy: You sure that isn't the case? You two kiddos are cute and precious together~
Tails: ಠಗಠ
Amy: Okay. Okay. I believe you. I won't pry on your adorable friendship any longer.
Tails: Thank you.
Amy: But I am going to keep gushing about you two (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Tails: Whatever you say, sis.....
Amy: Oh don't be like that. I am really happy that u made yourself a good friend.
Tails: Yeah. I am too. Coco's amazing. She even helped me a lot, earlier today.
Amy: What do u mean?
Tails: Well.....When we first arrived at my house, I showed her the garden you helped me organized in the backyard....I got emotional when I told her about....you know who?
Amy: Oh no..... Sweetie, are u okay?
Tails: Don't worry. I am a million times better now. And I have Coco to thank for that. She was there to give all the emotional support I didn't knew I needed.
Amy: Thank goodness. I'm so glad. Once I see you tommorow morning, I am going to give the biggest hug ever!
Tails: Lol can't wait. Thank you, Amy.
Amy: No need to thank me. U know I always got your back. I love you from the bottom of my heart.
Tails: I love you too, Amy. Not sure if I told you this before, but you really are a great big sister ^_^
Amy: ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
@keyenuta
@26shann
@cyber-wildcat
@albion-93
@italian-love-cake
@ma-lemons
@sonicsflowers
@caleb13frede
#sonic series#miles tails prower#amy rose#sonic the hedgehog (mentioned)#coco bandicoot (mentioned)#wave the swallow (mentioned)#cosmo the seedrian (mentioned)#text message#lots and lots of fluff here#amy practically adopts tails as her little brother#amy is like a caring big sister figure#pure friendship#tech buddies#takes place after tails showed coco his backyard garden
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wtfockdown commentary with my sister: clips 1-5
You mean to tell me there is more?! Why didn’t you say this when I was depressed af after episode 10?!
Clip #1- Zoenne
Who is Senne calling? I’m confused…
ZOE!
ARE you alright? You don’t look alright
Because he loves you...duh
That sounds like a terrible agreement
They’ve been broken up for 3 months??
Aww yes a song!
He called you out, girl....he knows you too well
She’s pissed that he called her on her shit
Yes, tell him!
Hahahaha Milan I would expect nothing less, you legend
I miss him too
Awkward..
Senne don’t be so obvious! Your heart eyes are showing
Yeah that is weird
You’re looking great, keep up the exercise
Exercising sounds terrible, don’t do it Zoe
Don’t go!
Yes, hw can wait
Stayyyy!
Ofc she is looking at his instagram
YOU MISS HIM! Get back together!!
He hasn’t deleted her pics!! Yessss
Clip #2- Sander vlog
*immediately pauses to read the texts*
Robbe is so cute for asking (about Sander’s appointment)
He is very thoughtful with his word choice huh?
I MISS YOU BOTH!
Is this whole clip just them texting?
This is so cute, but so sad because they can’t see each other
..what?
PAUSE! Is Sander sending him videos?? Ahhhhh! Why are they so fucking cute...continue..
Part 1??
He’s a great tour guide
OMG! HE IS AT THE MURAL!!!
Damn right he is beautiful
He is so extra. I love him
Hell he made me fall madly in love too
Hahahaha Sander
Fuck, I miss you too!
This is so fucking cute
ahhhhh I love them
We agree..it was cute
English! I can read that!
Oh and a kiss emoji? I hate you both...my bf sucks in this quarantine if this is what other people are getting
Clip #3- Aaron/Amber
Man they really like facebook over there, huh?
Aw she looks cute
Waddup Aaron!
He knows her wardrobe?
They are kinda cute…
Is that a Pulp Fiction poster?? Wtf
Oh god Amber don’t be THAT girl..
Oh sweet lord..girl no
Aaron looks stressed
Aaron is like fuck nooooo
Followers?? It’s your friends..they know who you are dating
Amber, honey...you’re doing too much
You can see Aaron regretting this relationship already
She came on here just to tell you that LOL
Ahh no don’t kiss me Aaron
Clip #4- Zoenne texts
Is Zoe texting him?
Yes?
YES! I’m sure hahahaha
Work it Milan!
You’re killing it sir!
*dances along*
BUSTED!
You look like you’re ready to go Milan
Same, Senne, same
You love it Zoe
Me too! Even though it is awkward af
Ohhhhhh she admits she liked seeing him
What video?
Zoe! Scandalous!
Love the flirting, sounds like it’s time to get back together, eh?
This girl just called him Seppe?! Love her
So when are y’all getting back together?
Clip #5- Boy Squad
BOYS!!!!!!
Pause! Is this bitch wearing lights around his neck?? I’ve missed you Robbe. It’s been like a day, but I missed you! Okay proceed
Wtf is Jens’ background??
Moyo has his own lightshow going on
Robbe looks great..quarantine has treated him well
Shit start again, I haven’t read anything...
Where you be Aaron?
Hahahahaha the ig bio thing..they hate it
LOL Robbe! Whatcha know about Pornhub, huh?
WHAT THE FUCK!? Aaron..
I’m having sensory overload
This is fucking chaos and I would expect nothing less
ROBBE is adorable!
Love is grand? Hahaha
HA! Shots fired by Robbe
Moyo you ain’t getting some no matter what
PAUSE IT!!!! Does Robbe have a fucking earring???? Holy shit. You also paused it on him smiling ...RIP to me. Put that picture on my tombstone. **plays video**
Say no to drugs kids
Oh my god...he did that? Robbe is too sweet (giving up the weed)
You bought a what?!
Jens has apparently recently taken up gardening
Oh boy the Robbe laugh is back...gonna try to bottle that shit up and sell it for profit
Ahhhhhh the ringtone is back!!
SANDER!
He said fuck all y’all my bf is calling, peace out losers
Aaron! Dude whatttttt
Say hi to Sander for me!!
Yeah Aaron..Pornhub! Sure, do that!
Fucking hell Jens...stop with the toothpaste!!
If you think I’m not watching Robbe again, then you would be incorrect…**starts clip again**
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