#eh who am i kidding

[darby-rowe-archive]

cw piss, m. masturbation

having disgusting thoughts about jj edging himself in bed, but instead of cumming too early he just ends up pissing all over himself and his bedsheets. he let's out a soft "fuckfuckfuck—" as he watches himself dirty up his bed, but there's a depraved spot in his brain that keeps him hard. sooner than he would have liked, his cock is shooting cum all over his piss-stained bed.

[stitchedragdoll]

👁👁

👁👁❗

Oh sorry for staring at you Stitcher!! I just thought that you're really adorable and a beauty!! 💕

Uhm I see where you stay is kinda blank so lemme send this teddy to accompany you!! Flowers too!! 🧸💐

*Stitcher is very flattered by your words*

[dickcheneyshousepet]

ukai keishin (26) is so autistic and i love him for it. i love this grumpy antisocial man who has super closed off body language and only really talks if it’s about his special interest or telling other people to be quiet. i love this absolute nerd who pores over old footage and dissects the same serve piece by piece as if he’s trying to come up with the schematic of a machine. i love the fact that he’s an observer, someone who thrives in the role of watching and thinking as opposed to being the center of attention. most of all, i love his complete ignorance to the fact that discussing alcohol around children is a social faux pas. he’s great

[idreamofticklehugs]

Ahem if I may...

📣I just think a fun game would be a group of your friends with one person hovering over each of your favorite spots just barely touching the area. Some even just wiggling their fingers at said spot. Then, after a few moments, one person suddenly attacks you with tickles out of nowhere with no warning and no sign of who is going to attack which spot next. Maybe it'll be one person? Two? The entire group? Who knows, that's the fun part😊

*leaves this here and dips* good luck!

@gigglesis

I have one thing to say to you for daring to put such an evil idea into my inbox:

Watch. Your. Back.

[eclipseoflight]

[Why is it that my muses get in the mood AFTER sinday is over like where were y'all hours ago damn XD]

[ceruleansonic]

maria showing shadow how to braid hair :)

[firestorm09890]

on a scale from one to NaN, how real are you feeling today?

[wishchip106]

thinking about how when i first watched multiverse of madness and i saw Charles i went

“oh hey its that bald guy from xmen huh, was it professor x? no clue”

and then after becoming obsessed with xmen and i watched it again i went (when he was revealed)

“OMG ITS BABYGIRL HIIIIII 😻😻😻”

my priorities changed for sure

thinking about Erik in that world finding out his daughter (from another universe) killed his husband

damn 😔

we got live action banana chair

honestly, burn it

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Me whenever I remember the English dub canonically has Norman and Ray calling each other dumbasses. <3

[officer-rabs]

William Pierson ★

Chibis:

Stiles 4 Michael

And mini Zussman 4 Glendy

I'm not good at drawing real life people yet

Way too anxious to tag them rn yet alone post it in the community hehe ;-;

[m4rs-ex3]

me screaming "WHY IS SHE SO HOT" through tears at rayla on my tv screen. this is a canon event

[wisteriasymphony]

fox & coyote as immaterial external change versus material internal change. fox as imposing a skewed view of the world versus coyote as reflecting a skewed view of oneself. fox for those who want to change how others see things versus coyote for those who want to change who they really are.

(fox as those who lie to others, coyote as those who lie to themselves?)

fox & coyote for two different sides of the very same liar.

[askblueandviolet]

You still think it's not your fault?

MASTER POST

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[sinnerruud]

someone tell carlos to keep his ‘congratulations @janniksin !’ post ready

[frostbite-yinny]

And THAT'S why I'm kinda regretting banging all my Pokemon when they were little

Like, I LOVE YOU but you can't nap on me anymore I CANT BREATH

He thinks he's still a sandile (he is not)

[deus-ex-mona]

when freedom is in sight!!!!!!!!