#eggs and val

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: This is my boyfriend Angel, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him

Vaggie: This is my beautiful girlfriend Charlie, she's my angel and I love her so much

Alastor: this is Niffty she has rabies

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 212

“Did we just pull an Isekai?” 

“I mean, does it count if it’s practically just Ghostwriter’s usual shit, just more chaotic?” 

“Sam, this is like a game, look, we even have inventory overlays!” 

“Yeah but Tuck, I died so therefor I pulled an isekai, right?” 

“Shit, why does that make sense?” 

“Boys, perhaps actually look into your overlay there? Perhaps look at the map as well?” 

“... oh my Ancients, guys, we’re not the players, we’re going to be the bosses of this game.”

. . . 

“This is going to be so much fun guys.” 

The JL Jr team would really like it to be known that they are in fact done with Klarions shenanigans. This is literally the first day school is out for the summer for them! Who even showed him DnD and anime anyway?!

[blessed-days]

clingy ( ´ ∀ `)

[cyberrat]

Vox impregnation kink with Val with internal shots of him knocking him up in real time 😩👏 would he manufacture sperm that can actually record that shit or would he have some type of xray machine going so he can watch? His voyeurism just exploding into the absolutely ludicrous but it‘s so insanely horny 😭

[qtubbo]

I made a kiddos lineup but I can’t draw critters like at all so it’d be pip and squashless if I posted it, and that would upset me

[gooperts-gunk]

btw is richas doing what i think he is, are you bringing it back, is bbh bachelor arc back??? yes please thank you give him something to slowburn it's enrichment for him to slowburn let's set him up on an arranged marriage and see what happens. after he dies that is, definitely not now, but you know... let's do it! :)

[sammydem0n64]

Hey guys. Time to partake in fandom discussion. I’ve seen a lot of discussion (and honestly, mainly bashing) around Vallamir and how The Hex fans interpret him and I have some thoughts about it.

I am more than willing to accept that Vallamir was written to be misogynistic (dare I say even a bit creepy) if we can also accept this aspect of him was poorly written in canon.

Let’s look under the cut to see what I mean.

The narrative I see is that Vallamir is constantly being a misogynistic prick, and even preying on Chandrelle, on purpose. That he’s deliberately being Gross instead of just gross. That he is meant to represent how women are objectified in fandom spaces with him being the person who only sees female characters as sexy lamps to lust after.

Various lines of dialogue are cited as being his creepy factor on display; let’s take a look at all of the examples I’ve seen used against him and a fourth bonus one to try and fully understand the picture

-“XOXO, Vallamir”: The throwaway blurb on the Tome of Vallamir. People interpret this as flirting to Chandrelle’s dismay, but I’ve seen plenty of people use this in non-romantic contexts, much less forced ones. It’s a common signature. I’m sure Vallamir just thought the funniest juxtaposition was writing an entire evil spell book and then signing it off with “hugs snd kisses”

-“You can’t say you didn’t enjoy my company”, this one has the most weight as a creepy line. Creeps use this rhetoric all the time, always on about “hey! Nuh uh! You actually DID like me!”. Vallamir could be using this in that deliberate context. He could also be saying that it’s a slap to the face to have their business relationship go to Hell. He could be saying it to try and get the last laugh in a shitty situation. Him being a dick rather than a prick. Perhaps even his vain attitude shining as he’s once again trapped without escape, this time doomed to be alone since it’s a tube and not someone else’s head. He shouldn’t have said that regardless, but the line is more grey than black and white

-“Looks like we’re going to be roommates”: Mid-tier joke. It’s a mid joke. Any nonchalant character who is about to be trapped with someone else in any context of entrapment is going to make a corny “oo we’re roommates!” line.

-The bonus is his excitement over Chandrelle using the tome. I can give grace and say that “heh, you actually used it” can be read in some “fuckboy” “heh, you actually called me back 😏” allegory. However, it can also just be seen as poorly worded excitement over Chandrelle making their alliance official.

Vallamir- in these discussions- is deliberately being a sexist pig. And yet all of these lines- merely three and an item description out of all of his dialogue- aren’t completely black and white. What seems to happen is that Vallamir talks out of his ass. He’s a prick who doesn’t think about the double meaning to his words, and ends up saying things that can be taken the wrong way, and he’s not one to care enough about being socially acceptable.

Chandrelle dislikes him from the start NOT because of any objectification he’s doing, but because he constantly cuts EVERYONE off, farts all over the place, and is overall a gross jerk. He’s not a Gross jerk. And if the intention WAS to make him a Gross jerk, more should’ve been done to make this clear.

You can imagine him saying all of these lines to a male protagonist. If Lazarus was in Chandrelle’s position, nothing except Val’s signature greeting would be changed (“hey girl” to “hey boy”). He’d still say they’re going to be roommates. He’d still say “Oh so you actually used it!”. He’d still make a comment about Laz missing his company. He’d still even put the XOXO! If his hollow lines can apply entirely to a male character (and, dare I say, be taken as “Oh he’s flirting with Laz! 😳😏” to straight up “toxic Yaoi” between the two and lead to shipping. People already do this to them in these circles where I see discussions about this happen.) then there’s nothing uniquely sexist about it, it just has more unfortunately wording when paired up with a female character. Vallamir needs to learn to keep his mouth shut, but he’s not deliberately being Gross.

I’m not saying he needs to look into the camera and say “I don’t see women as equals, and also I want Chandrelle carnally”, but there are ways to make this subtext more pronounced, add more dialogue that is deliberately, unabashedly sexist. Have Chandrelle express specific annoyance towards the XOXO comment. Have him make a pass at Chandrelle during their one-on-one talking sessions instead of leaving it at “Hey girl”. Have him make a comment about “finally having some alone time” either during the first one-on-one talk or when he’s about to be put in her head. You can still imply this factor of him without saying the quiet part out loud and without having, honestly, nothingburger lines to showcase it

Just to make a further comment about the subtext; the notion that Vallamir was flirting with Chandrelle (and that they were even romantically involved if you interpret it that far) was completely overlooked and ignored for years in favor of headcanoning Val as gay and hooking up with Irving behind the scenes, based entirely on the “Say hi to Vallamir for me” line. Which, in context, has no queer undertones. It’s Irving playing mind games with Chandrelle and further threatening her since he couldn’t beat sense into her. This also ignores the blatant fact that Irving also harshly punishes Val for the SOL incident by putting him in Chandrelle’s head, a fate that isn’t good for either party. But hey. Who am I to judge Yaoi.

TL;DR: Fandom extremism towards this topic (insisting that Vallamir is a creep and that if you don’t read the text this way, you’re illiterate and foul) needs to have extremism in the text to match, and nothing in the Hex is up to snuff with this Intentional Creep!Vallamir image. If the fandom is still debating this, then clearly it isn’t black and white, and I think that how poorly this possible subtext was implemented into the story needs to be acknowledged by the side who bashes others for their writing and reading. Basically everyone-both sides! Though mainly the bashers- ends up rewriting this possible creep factor anyways, so I honestly don’t understand why it’s such a point of contention.

TL;DR 2: All Vallamir did was fart, say one- maybe even two- things that are harder to see as not creepy in some fashion whether he as a character intended it or not, have a consistent theme of being trapped, and was chill asf (a jerk) snd y’all hated him. He did all that shit but he wasn’t being a misogynist on purpose. DONT free my man!

[fallenangelflonne]

today's been a really long day.

[val-of-the-north]

Random doodle compilation. Just a peek into my twisted mind...

(I hate having drawn so much of this creepy game/.exe bullshit lmao it's just still fresh on my mind from some vids me and Katy looked at lol)

[frooogscream]

14 year old closeted me, when uncle was released: But do I want to be like Val? Or do I want to get adopted by Val? Or do I just want to suck his dick more than anything in the world? *confused queer noises*

23 year old me, living my best life: Yes!

[decoloraa]

Trip to Central City (a CasVal love confession fic) chapter 3 is out now!

Read on Ao3

Casther’s search for courage to confess to Val goes on! Will he find the perfect moment to share his feelings? Find out! This time even with a special guest, Val’s sister Ann!

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what @f4nd0m-fun I literally finished this last night, so here, have the lil baby hydra. From several prompts.

They're still mostly baby colors, which is all monochrome, but are juuust starting to get more colors like their underbellies and their heads are starting to lighten up, but will start shifting color eventually.

Which makes me wonder what kind of thing might happen if someone tries to study the realm hydras....

(Also have a prompt in the tags lol)

[thief-of-eggs]

don’t really know what’s going on with the V’s but they seem like they’re either in a poly relationship or Vox and Val are dating and Velvette is just their best friend/social media manager who is so over them but she loves them anyway because they’re stupid 🕸

I love to think of them as Vox and Val are dating on the down low and Velvette is just their bestie who lives with them and lowkey hates it (she still loves them) because they’re so dumb and she’s the only person with a brain around here

I like to think that Velvette has a mini thing for Camilla (this is my fav crackship)

[annachum]

Valentino telling baby Vax a bedtime story be smth like this :

[madewithonerib]

making really bad choices since 1986: Have you gotten everything you ever wanted [like Esau]?

I seriously hope you hit rock bottom early in life.

If GOD loves you, you will. Though it separates families, that is the cost of being consecrated to GOD, those who are not HIS will want nothing to do with you.

"Unless you hate father, mother, brother, sister, and your own life.."

If anyone comes to ME and does not hate all these things, he cannot be MY Disciple. And whoever does not bear his cross and come after ME cannot be MY Disciple. Luke 14:26-30 [NKJV]

Do not listen to the false teachers who explain this away with their logic, it has been said false teachers don't even know they are false.

These things have a literal ring to it. Since no parent gives his son a serpent when he asks for fish, stone when looking for bread..

But look even King Herod denied his step-daughter nothing, you hate to see it: JTB's head on a silver platter.. dads sure knows how to give good gifts to their children.

I think GOD was mocking men, the good we think we're lavishing on our children are more akin to piling hot coals on our enemies' heads..

"If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him a drink. For by doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head." [Romans 12:20]

What do you think of Val Kilmer's life, the real life ICE, is he loved by GOD in his servitude or cursed to servitude? Is he a descendant of Esau, separated from the dew of Heaven, but deliriously happy with what the world offers?

At the age of 55, Val Kilmer was diagnosed with throat cancer; he had a procedure on his trachea that damaged his vocal cords to the point where he had extreme difficulty speaking. He also underwent chemotherapy and two tracheotomies. The 2021 documentary film Val documents his health issues and career. It premiered at the Cannes Film Festival to critical acclaim. He was one of the best-paid actors of the 1990s; films featuring him have grossed over $3.5 billion at the worldwide box-office. In 1992, critic Roger Ebert wrote, "if there is an award for the most unsung leading man of his generation, Kilmer should get it"

Kilmer is a lifelong Christian Scientist, and upon his throat cancer diagnosis referred to it in the press as "the suggestion of throat cancer," opting not to explicitly associate himself with such a diagnosis. He underwent chemotherapy despite it being conventionally against his religion.

This meme is to demonstrate the smoke & mirrors this world offers:

This is for those who think you're going to able to make it through life by pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps, first of all: [1] I dare you to go & try pulling yourself up by your shoe laces, it's a physical impossibility, this should clue us in on the laws governing this world.

That we need someone greater than ourselves to uplift us, other people will fail us any number of ways, bad advice/betray and/or physically worn-down.

[2] Even if you are able to achieve all the things you want in life, there is still an inner void that renders everything meaningless, in the having there is still a need to keep getting more.

GOD already warned us this will be the case when we put our eggs in this world. JESUS said when we think we have enough to enjoy all that we have gathered into the "barn" or piggy bank, then that very night is when HE will require our lives from us. Who then will enjoy what we have worked so tirelessly to attain?

James 5:1-5 says, "Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you & eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the LORD ALMIGHTY. 5 You have lived on Earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.

I hope you heed this warning, money/looks/influence/power are all fleeting things that pass away like smoke on a windy day. Look at the way Tom Cruise life has turned out:

He is possibly the most hated man in Hollywood, not because of his personality but his success. It is human nature to despise others who are doing better than us. Keeping up with the Jones'

And those who are sailing through the seeming "blessings GOD has sent their way," have no clue that it is those HE most despise who are given to violence [live by the sword].

There is a preoccupation with all the doors that remain open to you, but because GOD knows no man seeks after HIM & that we only love because HE first loves us. As in the case with Jacob, his life was held back, encountering many set-backs where he was cheated by even his own uncle both in marriage and in wages, per James 5.

Genesis 27:39-40 [Berean] The Stolen Blessing | His father Isaac answered him: “Behold, your dwelling place shall be away from the richness of the land, away from the dew of Heaven above. 40 You shall live by the sword and serve your brother. But when you rebel, you will tear his yoke from your neck.”

There is this intense layering of truths when we start to match O&NT accounts GOD has given us. And when life only ever hands us lemons it becomes very easy to believe what others tells us about GOD's view of us. Like we have somehow walked in lock step with Esau, and been handed a life of reckless abandon, pointless servitude, and poverty.

But the truth is many of GOD's chosen people, like Jacob & Joseph, started out in life with nothing to show for the first quarter of their long lives, which GOD allowed as a path to finding HIM & enjoying the majority of life in partnership and trust of GOD's goodness.

Those periods of intense loss & fear was the tearing away of the idols we have been taught to chase after with everything we've got.

[qtubbo]

Me and kia game so very differently its funny, like im I need to fight I need to hunt I need to min max perfection, and Kia is a sims player that won’t leave our house unless i go please honey 🥺 👉👈