#egg sucker

[justdeadlythings]

Some puns in the Golden Army, a thread (plz add on if you think of anything)

1. Fishstick as Abe Sapien nickname

2. He's a pain in my. . . Neck

3. Liz calling Hellboy a Redman

4. Same CP LP and A track

5. How many cat is Red has

6. Liz's toothbrush in the cat food

1/1

[cringefuckass]

lute is a pick me bitch and adam is the misogynist who picked her. i love/hate them sm

[eggsploded]

happy birthday to the two men soul bounded not by birth, but by sleaziness

[choccy-milky]

CHOCCY, I'M STILL NOT OVER THAT MODERN AU OF CLORA BEING A BIG SHERLOCK FANS. THAT ART TOOK ME DOWN THE MEMORY LANE BECAUSE I WAS OBSESSED WITH IT DURING MY MIDDLE SCHOOL YEARS. I was left home alone often and would play Sherlock in the background so I won't feel lonely lmao and I can just imagine Clora doing the same thing. She'd watch Sherlock so often that she memorised the dialogues and ofc got Seb into it too because he'd come over almost everyday. I can just imagine Seb quoting something from Sherlock word-to-word and Clora was all like "YOU REMEMBER?!" thinking that he'd watch Sherlock on his own too. I mean, he does to understand Clora's interest in Sherlock but how can he not memorise the dialogues when Clora watches it everytime he's at her house?!!?! ALSO, CAN YOU IMAGINE SEB FINDING OUT CLORA'S THE AUTHOR OF A SHERLOCK FANFIC AND SHE'D TALK ABOUT THE STORYLINES AND CASES SHE PLANNED FOR THE FANFICS AND THEY END UP BRAINSTORMING TOGETHER?! CHOCCY, YOU'VE UNLEASHED A MONSTER RESIDING WITHIN ME. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! Anyway, have a good day :>

LMFAOO I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A HOLD THAT ONE LITTLE DOODLE HAS ON YOU but omg yes i love the idea of modern au clora writing sherlock fanfic… that’s the only downside for if my au is in the 80s / 90s….no benedict cumberbatch fanfic 😭😭

ig she could still write fanfics for other stuff tho and omg the idea of seb finding out / brainstorming with her is so cute… AND THEN IMAGINE SEB TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FROM HER FANFIC BC ITS SOMETHING CLORA’S INTO AND CLORA IS LIKE STOPP OMG this is just like my fic!!!😭💖💖 seb reading fanfics / cloras fanfic just to find out what girls like LMFAOO. rizz god…also i just love the idea of clora showing seb a series/book she’s into and then the next day he has bags under his eyes and is like I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SERIES 🫡 what a king I LOVE THEM😩💖💖ty for indulging my brainrot 🙏

[moongothic]

You know when I originally suggested that maybe Dragon is the one who gave Crocodile his scar and/or took his left hand --if only because [Dragon not recognizing the big scary man with a baby when he was supposed to go see his wife, assuming the worst and acting accordingly] would make for an A-Class tragedy and great fucking drama (something which I would expect to see in One Piece)-- I wasn't fully convinced with the idea, I just considdered it just another option on What Could Have Happened between those two to get us where we are ...But the more I think about it, the more I've started to kind of believe it. And for two key reasons, first being kind of everything we know about Whitebeard, and the second being the basic logistics around the suggested scenario to begin with

By which I mean; if Dragon had indeed gone to see his wife so he could deliver their newborn baby to Garp, but instead came face-to-face with a man he had never seen before but who just happened to have the exact same and very specific facial scar as his wife and/or the same god damn hook... Like I can't say he SHOULD be able to recognize Crocodile instantly, but also, surely either of those features would make him stop for a moment think and/or talk before he'd jump into action, let alone if the man had both the scar and the hook. Of course, there is an argument to be made that maybe Crocodile had a smaller hook originally that no longer fit on his wrist after getting jacked so maybe Crocodile just wasn't wearing any hook at all, and a missing limb isn't an unusual disability on its own, at least not enough to faze Dragon. And who knows, maybe the two were supposed to meet on a dark and stormy night, in which case between the low light and the rain it could've been hard for Dragon to see any scars on Crocodile's face from a distance. These are both reasonable arguments, absolutely. But, as I have mentioned a few times before, sometimes the path of least resistance might be the most likely option as far as story speculation goes. If Crocodile had both his hands and no scar on his face, then Dragon wouldn't have had any way to immidiately and instantly recognize Croc (aside from his fashion sense) as he would've been missing (what we would now considder) his most distinquishing features. Which would it much easier for Dragon to jump into action and attack the strange man without a second thought.

And then there's Whitebeard. Whitebeard, who was kind of famous for stomping rookie pirates only to invite them to join his crew as his "sons", but who also had a weird thing about not having women in his crew (his nurses aside), because he believed "women do not belong on a battlefield". For one, that actually kind of supports the "Crocodile is openly trans" theory because, again, how the fuck would Croc have been pre-t AND stealth as a Wardlord getting his shit kicked in by Whitebeard? Like it's not impossible, as we have discussed many times before (and that is not the point of this post!!), but once again it would be easier to just assume Crocodile was still living as a woman at this point in time. And indeed, that could answer the question of "why would Whitebeard not invite Crocodile into his crew to be one of his children like Ace and everyone else?". If Croc was still living and presenting as a woman at this point, Whitebeard would not have even wanted him in his crew. (Sidenote but since Whitebeard seemed to have no issues with Jinbei hanging around the Moby Dick despite being a Warlord I don't think Crocodile's Shichibukai status should've had any impact on WB's ability to invite him to his crew. To be fair though, Jinbei did join the Shichibukai much later so it is possible WB could've just changed his position on the subject over the years) And that leads to this question; if Whitebeard has that kind of views on women, then would he ever go as far as to severely injure and scar (someone he viewed as) a woman right on their face? With an attack that could have very easily chopped Crocodile's entire head in half like a god damn burger bun if he weren't careful? Do you think Whitebeard would have chopped Crocodile's left hand off and left him permanently disabled if he viewed him as a woman who shouldn't be a fighter to begin with? Yes, to be fair, we do not know the circumstances under which Crocodile challenged Whitebeard into a fight and what kind of a pirate Crocodile had been up until that point, what his reputation had been and if he had done anything in particular to invite Whitebeard's wrath (much like Kid and Barto with Shanks). Like for all we know he could've done something truly heinous and fucked up enough that Whitebeard thought teaching him a lesson was justified.

Just, looking at all of these notes together, I can't help but to feel that it's actually very plausible Dragon could be the one responsible for one of Crocodile's injuries if not both (if Crocodad Real).

[sbd-laytall]

Smallville | 5.05 | "Thirst"

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

:D

The slides were really fun with Gemstone!

Now, who wants to join me on the tire swing >:D

[sobashahzadi]

i hate him so much (he’s my favourite dr)

he gives me the ick he’s so weird, look at him baby awh

[yugiohcardsdaily]

I’m a huge Solfachord fan, if you’re doing rankings what’s your opinion on MiSolfachord Eliteia?

(And if I can throw a bonus in, my son: Gimmick Puppet Egg Head)

7/10

😂/10

[mini-uzzy]

RAAAAHHH RAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[rabblets]

Me: "i'll let this hen go broody on some fake eggs to save some feed, i don't need that many eggs right now anyway."

Crushed egg in some cranny of the barn: cheep cheep please help me before my guts spill out :(((

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

sleepy idea i just woke up I am insane

Qsmp was a normal isolated island where a few mobs are the residents, as always, they don't care about human needs such as complex food, electricity or houses,

They just live off of how they want, they enjoy themselves and are just,,mobs!

then a train passes by, and hunters comes in. the mobs have never seen hunters in ages! And some are scared, some die young, some other die younger,

until the hunters meet the eggs. The eggs were one of the mob population that lived here, and those humans got attached,

It wasn't particularly bad, the eggs were a friendly creature, but their situation brought other living beings near out of curiosity.

in fact, along with a little egg, now named "juanaflippa", there was a slime, also old resident here.

He didn't interact much, he was scared at first but "juanaflippa" caretaker was really interesting to him, so he got closer and closer until he got dragged into human society.

he doesn't even know if these hunters are aware they are living with the very thing they are supposed to kill, he doesn't think Mariana is even aware he married and loves the very thing that was supposed to be hunted by him, but out of pure instinct and will to survive, the slime is willingly to play pretend. He's pretty good at it he thinks.

they won't even get suspicious when he brings chaos among them out of pure rage. They just understand. Do humans ever go in a rampage and kill everything? It's been so long since he last saw one anyway.

the language is different though, he recognizes some of them speaking the so called "English", and understands it! He even speaks it! (Very proud of himself) but the other half? He has no idea what they are saying. but he's a quick learner, he's happy to learn. He got lucky too because he wasn't expected to understand! He can learn in peace!

he even has this translator thing that helps him.

maybe these humans aren't so bad to live with.

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

mmm totem tanks.... wgat if bbh and forever had matching golden scars from totem abuse

[cherry-blossom-qf]

I, uh, wanted to do more Undertale Magolor shit (context here)

So, I made outfits for him for some of the Endings in Undertale! (hence why I went on a rant about Undertale yesterday lmao)

Context for each ending showed here...

King Papyrus Ending: Magolor rules over the underground with Papyrus as the underground's "second king" (tho the mentions that the title is "unfitting" for him). Him and Papyrus get really close in this ending, bonding together through hard times. However, it pains Magolor seeing Papyrus carry so much weight on this shoulders. And having to lie about Papyrus' friends being on vacation hurts him even more. Especially since he can tell that Papyrus knows the truth and is just living in denial. During Sans' voice message, Sans will hand over the phone to Magolor and leave him alone, then will Magolor tears up... BEGGING Frisk to reset!! Tell them that he cares too much to see Papyrus suffer like this. This ending is the most heartbreaking out off them all.

King MTT Ending (Alive Papyrus): Magolor becomes Mettaton's agent along with the skeleton brothers. He also helps Mettaton sell his merch to the monsters with his skills in shopkeeping. However, during Sans' voice message, he says that Mettaton is a "terrible boss" and that "we've made a mistake"

Queen Toriel Ending (Alive Papyrus): Magolor becomes Toriel's royal gardener (and scientist if Alphys is still around). Turning Sans' voice message, if it's the Flawed Pacifist, he'll mention how "incomplete" this all feels and how "this doesn't feel like the full story". However, if it's the Exiled Queen or Betrayed Undyne Endings, he'll mention that Frisk should've spared more monsters.

True Pacifist Ending: Magolor is on the surface with everyone. If Frisk decides to be the monster's ambassador, then he'll be Frisk agent and bodyguard. If not, then he'll get the ambassador role (sorry Papyrus, politics are for eggs!). Regardless if Frisk stays or not, Magolor will stick with Toriel. And in the end credits, he's in the car with Papyrus, enjoying the breeze in the front passenger seat.

Genocide Lor Ending: ...erm... I feel like that ending deserves it's own post. Maybe one day I'll actually make that post? Probably. For now... y'all can make your own thoughts by the pic alone.

[figchicken]

[echthr0s]

excuse me, Leviathan's what