#dsmp fucked me over eith taht idea

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

sleepy idea i just woke up I am insane

Qsmp was a normal isolated island where a few mobs are the residents, as always, they don't care about human needs such as complex food, electricity or houses,

They just live off of how they want, they enjoy themselves and are just,,mobs!

then a train passes by, and hunters comes in. the mobs have never seen hunters in ages! And some are scared, some die young, some other die younger,

until the hunters meet the eggs. The eggs were one of the mob population that lived here, and those humans got attached,

It wasn't particularly bad, the eggs were a friendly creature, but their situation brought other living beings near out of curiosity.

in fact, along with a little egg, now named "juanaflippa", there was a slime, also old resident here.

He didn't interact much, he was scared at first but "juanaflippa" caretaker was really interesting to him, so he got closer and closer until he got dragged into human society.

he doesn't even know if these hunters are aware they are living with the very thing they are supposed to kill, he doesn't think Mariana is even aware he married and loves the very thing that was supposed to be hunted by him, but out of pure instinct and will to survive, the slime is willingly to play pretend. He's pretty good at it he thinks.

they won't even get suspicious when he brings chaos among them out of pure rage. They just understand. Do humans ever go in a rampage and kill everything? It's been so long since he last saw one anyway.

the language is different though, he recognizes some of them speaking the so called "English", and understands it! He even speaks it! (Very proud of himself) but the other half? He has no idea what they are saying. but he's a quick learner, he's happy to learn. He got lucky too because he wasn't expected to understand! He can learn in peace!

he even has this translator thing that helps him.

maybe these humans aren't so bad to live with.