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bolithesenate · 6 months
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On the topic of food.
Dooku, Sifo, Jocasta, Jaster **least** favorite food?
ohhh, now we're talking. hmmm
I think for Sifo I'll actually say that he is a pretty picky eater, at least compared to most jedi. idk, if I was overwhelmed with the weight of ten diffrent futures at all times I'd probably not want too pungent or strong tasting foods.
So the swamp stew is definitely up there, but I think any sort of blue cheese. Sifo hates them with a passion. waste of perfectly good milk.
For Dooku.... do you know those horrible, horrible sugar bomb burritos you sometimes see on social media? like where ice cream and all sorts of sweet gummied and sprinkles get wrapped in a burrito of candy floss or smt?
that.
Dooku doesn't have much of a sweet tooth anyways and stuff like that just gives him diabetes with just a glance.
As for Jocasta, hm, I could see her dislike something more because of the texture than the actual taste. So maybe anything glibbery, slimy like pudding or roe? Yeah, let's go with roe. Any sort of fish eggs you can hunt her with.
And Jaster i've mentioned before in the serennian cuisine thing i think, but he's mever coming aroumd to any sort of raw fish or meat. Especially when it's like a whole animal like certain mussles or fish, something deep inside him just refises to see it as food.
Mandalorians have the cultural predisposition for well-cooked, stewed into oblivion dishes, so it's umderstandable.
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minhosimthings · 10 months
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SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MY GF SHES BITING MY CHEEKS
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chompgwen6 · 1 year
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Ay a buncha RIP fellas!
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delicris · 11 months
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THERE WERE TWO YOLKS IN THIS EGG I CRACKED!! i feel like i should know some sort of superstition tied to that...
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Agatha Christie’s Poirot - S12E01 “Three Act Tragedy”
Egg and Charles on their little sailboat.
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i went from dsmp quackity apologist to qsmp quackity hater
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oculusxcaro · 1 year
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Khare almost never eats but when she does, it's legitimately scary. She practically inhales her food, barely chomping twice before swallowing it down whole. Somehow she hasn't choked yet but it's still an experience to behold.
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eggs-can-draw · 1 year
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Anybody know where I can get some good chewlery?
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kerfuffleddingus · 2 years
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What happened to the elytraians???
What happened to those beetle boys??
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trollbreak · 1 year
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Bladed deserves to bite someone as hard as he can. Just the once, for the funsies :3
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sircarolyn · 2 years
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'are you proposing we break out of a military hospital and into a secret nuclear bunker' 'yes' 'good' THEY'RE SO STUPID THEY ARE SO STUPID it's like one round of radiation poisoning isn't enough for them 😔😔
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river-witchery · 2 years
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If eating a full-sized carrot like you are bugs bunny is more likely to get you to eat and enjoy your time eating a carrot, then you should do it.
If playing with your food makes the eating experience more enjoyable for you, then please play with your food.
If your eating habits are unconventional, but ultimately help you eat more food and have a good time while eating, then they are fine and you should stick to them.
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darkdragon768 · 8 months
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Wait, hold on a second. I've been thinking. Is there ever a pokemon easter egg in other Nintendo games?
In the three ww games I've played there hasn't been one pokemon themed microgame (iirc), there never was a reference with treasure in the pikmin games and neither in any other mario game. Maybe, only MAYBE and perhaps even far fetched but this kitsune mask in majoras mask is the closest that comes to a pokemon easter egg in a different Nintendo game that comes to my mind rn.
What's up with that??
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invisible-brandy · 10 months
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safination · 6 days
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Little Things
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|Masterlist|
Pairings: Alastor x Reader Warnings: None! TLDR: There are days when Alastor just doesn't want to be touched, and you totally understand that. You're one your best behavior to not touch Alastor. Surely, with such an attentive partner, no misunderstanding will occur.
My inbox is currently accepting requests. Feel free to ask for some stuff. I'm in a mood to write and create, so lend me your ideas and I'll bring them to words. This is a drabble. It's weird not to make full one-shots tbh, but meh, wasn't in the mood to make this a whole one-shot.
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It’s the little things, really.
Alastor sits towards the edge of the bar, his stool nudged just a fraction farther than usual.  Charlie leans forward, eyebrows furrowed as she rants about this and that and this and that.
Tentacles slither out the shadows, wrapping themselves around the legs of Alastor’s stool. No one really notices when the tentacles pull him another fraction farther away.
Or, how just this morning, Alastor took time out of his day to grab a bowl, and carefully place the three eggs Niffty asked for.  The bowl slides across the table instead of being placed into her tiny hands.
See? The little things.
Heh . . .
You deserve a pat on the shoulder, honestly. Because what a considerate partner you are! Alastor didn’t even have to mention the slightest discomfort, yet still, you know he’s in ‘no touch!’ mode.
That’s why, for the entire day, you’ve been supporting Alastor’s ‘No-Touch’ day.
The rest of Hell’s day goes something like this:
Alastor asks you to hand him his coat.
And like the considerate partner that you are, you hand it to him. Although, you do have to bite your cheek to stop yourself from helping him wear the thing.
If it were any other day you would wrap it around his shoulders, and hold the back as he slips it around his arm. Then you would trail your fingers across his lapels to adjust its fit. Maybe, even give his bowtie a slight tug.
But you are a very, very, good partner.
So, your hands are kept to yourself, and the coat is placed on the table with a smile.
The devil seems keen on tempting you, but no, you are not giving in. (If you were in the garden, not even the devil himself could make you eat that apple.)
It’s been quite the productive day, and you definitely deserve an award! Not once have you touched Alastor, not have you stepped a foot into his personal space. It’s been difficult if you were being honest, but oh, well.
Maybe you’ll buy yourself a sweet, little treat for being such a considerate partner to Alastor. He’s quite lucky. Very few are as kind as you are, and even less are as attentive to his needs.
Just like right now.
There’s a gaping space between your bodies. It’s an easy thing to place yourself on the edge of the bed, careful not to roll and wrap your arms around Alastor.
Really, an award is in —
Alastor shoots up the bed, his note turned into the air with a scowl. “I refuse to keep playing this childish game,” he says, huffing at you. “I’ve been waiting all day for you to sort it out, but I’ve had enough.”
“Dearest . . .” You blink at him, pushing yourself up to sit as well. “I . . . What?”
His lips twist, and once more he huffs. It reminds you of a buck. “I would rather that you tell me that you’re upset with me instead of doing these ridiculous little things.”
“Ridiculous?”
“Ridiculous and childish!” Alastor points a finger at you, and there’s this petty voice urging you to chomp it off for such an audacity. “Do not confuse me for a fool, dearest. You’ve been avoiding me all day.”
“Well, of course, I have!” you say. “You’ve been in a mood since the moment you woke up. The cat almost got its tail bitten for rubbing between your legs.”
Alastor stares at you, an incredulous look on his face. “Ridiculous,” he tells you. “You are, absolutely, ridiculous.”
“I think you mean ‘considerate’.”
He flops back down to the bed, then rolls to you like some fucking child. Alastor keeps rolling until you don’t know whose limbs belong to who. His fingers curl around your shirt as he buries his weight deeper into you.
It’s the little things, remember? Like how you reach out to play with the strands of his hair until you’re finally combing through.
“I thought you were in a mood.”
“I am,” Alastor tells you, and deeper and deeper and deeper he goes. “All day I’ve been wanting nothing but this, yet you were so quick to deny me.”
“Don’t your moods usually require personal space?”
Alastor pulls you even closer, until your personal space becomes his as well. “This belongs to me,” he says. “And I don’t appreciate it being taken away from me.”
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elizabebabe · 27 days
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𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 ◟✿ 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨
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𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡: a certain shipment delivers more than sweet, southern y/n could imagine.
| ”i love a good southern belle.”
minors dni!
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| “right now? on my tractor?”
| “i’m gonna touch you now, okay sweetheart?”
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: use of y/n, kissing, fingering, exhibitionism?, smut with plot, smut; softdom!matt, innocent!reader, physically&verballyabusive!dad, religion; saying grace.
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 5k!
𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬: this idea came to me when matt said he loved southern belles in the dress to impress video from a month ago…i took so long now that i think about it. 😞
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the warm wind pushed through your locks, you were hunched down providing your pigs with their daily diet consisting of corn and other grains.
they huddled around it, chomping on what used to be in the bucket clutched between your palms.
your boots dug into the mud underneath you creating little footprints everywhere you stepped.
“i’m comin’” your sweet, thick southern accent laced your voice once you heard your mama call you in for supper.
you chucked the pale onto a hook adorned in the barn before giving your beloved piggies a few pats, locking their gate and hiking towards the family farmhouse, your bows placed through your hair bounced as you skipped, ready to tuck in. 
a few plates scattered the table in front of you, abigail; your little sister properly sat at her “assigned seat.” truly the spot she sat at her whole life as-well as your little brother and mother.
“expect a shipment later today, tony should be bringin’ over a few goods.”
you nodded towards the voice, taking a seat at the chair across from your littles.
with such a big farm it was normal to receive constant shipments, you had a lot of animals to feed, including yourselves.
tony was the usual, he dropped a few things off casually and constantly rambled about his recent divorce it was tough to listen to but your dad always made you do it since you had the most cheerful face.
“how could he be sad lookin’ at those cheeks.” he spoke in a baby voice, one you recognized from when he spoke to your mom, finishing off his statement with a pinch of your cheeks.
the plate of oats and raised eggs landed in front of you, “enjoy sweetheart.” your mom said softly, delivering the rest of the plates she held like a server to dad and your little brother and sister. 
“make sure you flash him a smile, make him feel special.” your dad continued, sure you were almost eighteen but you couldn’t help feeling weird when he said things like that, uncomfortable almost.
you let it slide following with a “i know.” you all link palms, abigail coiling her fingers between yours and your dad doing the same.
"dear lord, thank you for this food we are about to eat. we ask that you bless this food and continue to guide our family along your path, amen.”
your mom shared a quick grace before letting go of austin and her husband beside her hands.
you dug into the meal in front of you, family around you doing the same.
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after supper you strolled outside, ready to tend to your sheep while your siblings were “old enough” to handle the chickens as they were only four and three, dad brushed it off expecting the best from his offspring.
the walk to the barn was calming, the hydrated grass underneath you squelching with each step.
seconds after stepping into their pen they crowd around you ready for lunch, you grab a bag out of a cabinet tucked into a corner, throwing the feed into the feeders and gently place the bag back where it belongs.
you kneeled at a stool sat in the same corner grabbing one of the few lamb’s and “throwing” it over your knees, giving it access to the bottle scrunched in your palm.
you were close with the animals, loving to take care of them especially your horses, you even named them all which was overridden by your younger siblings.
sometimes you still whisper the forgotten names towards them, ultimately making you sad that they don’t know it.
‘dong’, ‘dong’ 
the bell, tony was here, you picked the baby off you after a few more seconds of feeding deciding the shipment would be more important to dad than the babies right now, you hastily prepared yourself, adjusting your flowy pink dress and frilly socks that popped out of your boots, dusting off your butt as it came in contact with the dirty stool.
you strided outside the big red building, watching the tractor you recognized drive up from the gate that was being held open by your father.
‘did tony shave?’ you questioned in your mind, noticing his beard was absent from afar.
once he drove closer you observed the person not being tony at all, your hand’s immediately clammed now having to meet someone new instead of the normal routine.
your dad walked alongside the big vehicle, chatting with the man operating it.
“y/n!” your dad beckoned which hurried your speed, the driver wore a flannel and a cap, some dusty boots hung onto his feet.
“this is matt, tony’s nephew.” he mentioned with a nod, matt  made eye contact with you once you came a bit closer. his gaze was intense, eye contact was ten/ten.
the blue hue didn’t help the piercing that they did to your soul, he waved, “hey.” pushed past his plump, pink lips, he had a similar accent to you but it was lighter, softer but huskier at the same time.
you were speechless, ‘why have we never met?’ living on a farm that was a large distance from your small town resorted in you not getting any interaction with guys your age, your only friends were the chickens you raised and you grew content with that but this brief meeting started this idea that you were missin’ out on the world.
“hi.” you say bashfully, your head finding the grass underneath you.
“y/n, where are your manners?” you could tell your dad was scolding you but he did it slyly, not trying to embarrass himself.
“greet the young man, properly. i’ve got work to do.” he stated before walking to the stables parked away from your home.
matt stepped off the big tractor, walking towards you, the butterflies in your stomach were persistent making it hard for you to hold a conversation.
“where should i put it all?” he nodded towards the vehicle with things you knew too well hooked on the back.
“uhh..” you hummed, speechless, behaving like you’ve never directed a shipment before.
he was patient, watching your face scrunch as you thought deeply, placing his hands on the peak of his hips.
you looked between him and the essentials hooked to the back of the tractor, “feed goes to the coop.” you pause.
“hay and seed in the barn.” halfway through your sentence he’s already made his way to the supplies, unpacking and sorting the items you listed. 
“do you want me to install the heater.” he mentions the appliance your dad ordered for the winter, as the old one started collecting dust after being broken for the last few months.
“that’s okay, my dad likes doin’ stuff like that.” you smile cheerfully trying to keep your composure and give him the warm welcome your dad would want.
he chucked a heavy bag over his shoulder which flexed his clothed bicep, you just watched, stood there, your boots stabbing the grass beneath you. 
he heaved another bag under his unoccupied arm and trekked towards the coop. usually this is when you get back to work, leaving the unloading to the man that previously sat behind the wheel.
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hay picked out of your palm, the horse in front of you bucking its head towards the lush foliage. your other hand brushing down the side of tilli’s neck, tilli being the name of the large animal ahead of you.
beads of water suddenly tapped on your shoulder, bringing you out of the gaze you strongly held on your “baby”.
your head dragged up to the hole that poked through the roof of the stable you stood in, the once bright sky seemed clouded but was hard to make out.
you took a few seconds waiting for tilli to finish what was in your hand then stepped away from her gate, walking towards the arch you previously had entered.
the sky was light but had a darkness that seemed to loom, your eyes quickly averted to the man who interacted with your father, gestures moving through the wind as you noticed the almost empty cart before them both.
“perfect.” you heard faintly.
“y/n, get over here.” your dad beckoned, the man beside his eyes latching and lingering onto you as you strolled over.
“yes daddy?” your words pushed past your lips, the accent on you looping through your words which seemed to earn a subtle gulp from the guy you couldn’t keep your eyes off of.
the rain hurriedly fastened, starting to fall harder than before which sent a shiver down your spine.
“go on in, i’ll finish up.” you watched your mom poke her head out as your siblings ran inside your farmhouse doors.
“i don’t mind..” you mumble through the bumps collecting on your skin as well as the wetness, even the shakiness of your voice was evident.
you don’t know why you were adamant on staying out..maybe you wanted to impress a certain someone with your perseverance.
“don’t make a fuss.” your dad scolded, it was soft but it was there.
it snapped you out of the impression you attempted to make, your head immediately falling to the wet ground under their feet.
“now matt.” his hand swung to matt’s shoulder giving it a harsh squeeze, the palm sturdy on his flannel and the rain around you all turning to thunder which brought a squeal out of you and was a kick in the butt to rush towards the doors, not running in an attempt to keep your flowy now wet dress down.
you turned the nod, your mom seeming to have headed upstairs with your drenched brother and sister. you didn’t close the door behind you though you watched the interaction unfold through it.
it seemed normal and you expected matt to drop off the last bits of supplies tomorrow but those expectations were averted when you saw them both heading to you…or to the doors of your house.
‘what..?’ clouded your mind.
drips hit your hardfloor, splashing on contact.
“he’s gonna stay the night, too bad out there.” dad breathed.
you stepped away from the door as they both piled in your hand moving from the clutch you held onto the rustic frame.
your mind couldn’t help blocking out your dad’s words as soon as you heard, “he’s gonna stay the night.”.
a man that isn’t your dad? 
staying here?
under the same roof?
how is he okay with that?
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you all settled at the table ready for dinner, too busy working in the field you and father seemed to miss lunch, the man you averted your gaze from but couldn’t stop staring at sat at the head of the table, just like your dad. you could tell your little sister was giving him a curious stare as she sat ahead of you.
which meant you both sat beside him, both staring at him in different ways.
“here you are darlin’.” mama sat the full plate before matt.
“thank ya.” he thanked her his head swiveling towards her, he didn’t seem to speak much but everytime he did, your belly twirled hearing that accent lace his words. 
it was music, music to your ears.
your spoon scooped into the red beans and rice your mom decided to make for comfort especially with the kids being frightened by the loud rumbling outside.
“matt, y/n” your dad beckoned at the table which snapped your head, “we say grace here.”
“remember?” you could hear his disappointment, you were even disappointed in yourself as your mind must’ve been elsewhere as this was the first time you forgot to say grace.
“m’ sorry.” you almost whisper, the man beside you taking longing stares at your now somber expression.
your dad clears his throat, his hands clinging to mom and stretching your arm towards him, he didn’t hold your hand, he clutched onto your wrist which punished you even further.
the bruising you could feel around your squeezed wrist subsided when a large hand grabbed at your small palm, matt seeming to take to the tradition sent a chill down your back.
eyes closed and your dad begun,
"dear lord, thank you for this food we are about to eat. we ask that you blah, blah, blah”
the words slurred as you could only focus on the calloused finger that gently caressed the back of your palm. 
“amen.”
the word squinted your eyes open, fingers that once hooked together pulled away, the lack of the hand that weirdly but perfectly clicked in your own disappointed you.
the spoon you dropped from the reprimand you experienced was picked up, shoveling the warm meal into your mouth, attempting to keep your manners that echoed through your mind especially in front of your guest.
‘elbows off the table.’
‘chew with your mouth closed.’
‘small bites only.’
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you hooked your airy nightgown over your sticky body, the water beads you failed to dry clinging to the linen fabric.
you softly pushed your homely bathroom door that arched to your bedroom, walking towards the bed that typically hugged your body. you tugged yourself down, feeling the plush sheets that sprawled the mattress beneath.
while you tossed and turned your mind couldn’t help wandering, thinking about the boy walking your halls, sleeping in one of the guest bedrooms downstairs.
this has never happened to you, feeling something you’ve never felt before scaring you but enticing you at the same time.
you laid flat on your back, arms and legs stretched out not even tucking under your comfy covers. you lunged up your upper half, looking around your bedroom and through the window, water gently hit the glass softer than before.
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water.
maybe you needed a glass of water to clear your mind, your legs swung off the bed, your hand ruffling the bit of your dress that seemed to lift.
the steps creaked on your impact, your descent to the cabinet was quick as you wanted to hurry back to bed before your dad noticed you were awake.
you knew you needed an early startup to make sure every animal’s needs were catered.
you shuffled through the cabinets, grabbing a clear glass from one of the shelves and placing it under the water dispenser.
“hi.” 
you jumped the cool liquid spilling out of the cup and onto your gown.
“sorry!” the voice continued, your upset ended when you realize who it was.
“it’s…fuck.” you huffed placing the glass to a nearby counter and patting at the big wet spot.
“whoa, didn’t think you cussed.” he pulled a few paper towels off the holder, bunching them up.
“pardon me.” you continued accepting the pats he made on your tummy, attempting to dry the spot.
you were close, his body heat radiating from him, his gaze fixated on the gown you handpicked.
“i-i..didn’t mean to cuss.” you pause averting your attention to avoid flusteredness. 
“it’s okay.” he breathed moving the paper from your belly and to the trash closeby. 
you both stood there awkwardly, the sound of birds chirping filling the silence.
“is it still raining?” pushed past your lips in an attempt to end it, whatever it was, he peered out the panels of your farmhouse door.
“looks like it.” your head snapped towards the bay window that decorated the open lounge room.
it had stopped contrary to your belief as you had witnessed it minutes prior. he walked towards the door, pulling it open and taking steps out onto the porch.
a breeze pushed through his t-shirt and shorts that almost covered his knees. you stepped outside alongside him, your nightgown flowing in the wind.
“it’s beautiful.” he mumbled, which drew your attention.
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“i’m sure your farm is pretty….no?” you reply.
….
“me and my uncle have a small ranch..a horse or two comes on the land but we don’t own em.” he nodded, his head dragging to his feet.
you watched him, your eyes observing his mood.
“doin’ shipments to get by.” he continued, noticing your silence he took a few steps to the stairs, taking a seat and looking into the deep blue sky, the stars twinkling seeming to catch his attention.
you never worked a day in your life well..worked like that.
everything was made for you, the animals you kept being a fun hobby not something to have food on the table. you followed behind him, sitting beside him on the porch step.
“i’ve never been in that..situation..” you commented hopeful to ease his anxiety that exudes from his mannerisms.
silence…a long pause.
“the stars.” 
you looked up, acknowledging what he mentioned.
“they’re calming.” 
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“had a sun roof last summer before my dad covered it up, watched the stars every night before bed.” you smiled at him which he reciprocated.
“why?” 
your eyebrow raises.
“why did he cover it up?” he softly nodded at your words.
“punishment.” you continued, your eyes bared into the soles of your feet that touched the wet grass. 
“maybe i didn’t shear the sheep enough, feed the lambs enough, milk the cows, train the horses, even not batting my fucking eyelashes enough for tony.” your eyes welled up as you rambled and his body tensed at the name of his uncle.
he placed his hand on your back, beginning to scoot closer and rub soothing motions on top of the linen fabric.
“m’sorry…” you whispered, tugging your head to look at him.
his eyes warmed at your now wet face, his thumb pricking at your tears. 
“don’t be.” he didn’t mumble or whisper, he wanted you to hear him, hear that.
“i’m just tired.” you choked out, excusing yourself, taking a stand which brushed off his hands.
you basically ran inside ignoring the squeaking of the floor and heading straight to your room upstairs. 
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you slid your tight shorts on, tied your blue gingham top around your bra and tugged on your brown boots. 
you were ready for a fresh day hoping matt had forgotten about your what you would call embarrassing outburst.
you hurried down the steps, noticing your siblings in their playroom and your mom in the kitchen. matt and your dad seemed to have settled near the porch.
matt was tucking things into a backpack he must’ve tugged in last night.
“y/n!” your dad noticed your presence peaking onto the porch.
“you woke up late, lambs are behind, help matt out the gate, his tractors in the barn.” a familiar stern pat landed on matt’s shoulder.
you were already ashamed and the dump of chores made it worse, you brought your head down, nodding and stepping off the porch you felt matt following behind you.
you walked him over, and he quickly chucked his bag on the vehicle that sat in the barn all night avoiding the thunder and potential rust.
“last night,” he stated.
your face scrunched up, cringe crawled your skin.
“my uncle won’t come down anymore.” your eyebrows knitted, ‘what.?’
“won’t let him, i’ll take over.” 
silence..
he stepped towards you, closing a gap that was wedged by a tractor.
“you won’t have to see him again.”
“it won’t fix your problems with your dad bu—“ he attempted to continue but your arms slung around his neck, pulling him flush against your body.
tears sticking up your eyelashes.
you pulled your head out of the crook of his neck, your eye’s connecting, embarrassment rushing over you after your mind caught up with your body.
there was a certain tension, a tension you couldn’t resist or solve, he seemed to have the same problem as he pulled you up into him, his lips connecting with yours.
it was surprising at first but then felt so right, it was sudden at first but felt so right.
the sun beamed into the barn, he pulled away from you, a quick peck being the only thing he gave you.
“m’sorry.” he nodded slowly, pulling his arms from your sides.
“don’t be.” you pulled him back into a tender kiss, it was slow and sensual, he took control, guiding you through it as you had no idea what you were doing but you could sense him taking his time.
taking a beat before poking through your lips, tongues swirling with each other after he interacted with yours.
he must’ve lost his balance, his knees buckling making him fall back towards the green tractor.
you were making out with a boy stalled on a tractor, it was like a dream.
thoughts of getting caught by your dad, the potential repercussions, scarring your little brother, planting ideas into your kid sister's head and earning a tattle from your mom flooded your mind but was forced to subside when his hand linked under your thigh hooking it up to his waist.
a slam of a door made you jump, your head swiveled and left boot tucked back into the ground, you watched matt readjust his flannel.
“alright, let’s hook these up and you’ll be off.” your dad scrambled holding a few sturdy hay bales , he didn’t seem to notice what had just happened.
“what’s that for?” matt turned towards him, beckoning towards the hay.
“payment, this will have to do for now.” he sighed, stacking the hay into place behind the tractor.
“you can feed those wild horses!” you squealed, budding in the conversation you weren’t a part of even though you were standing beside them.
he smiled at you but it quickly flattened, “you’ll have the money for me soon though, right?” he tucked his hand into his pocket gesturing with the free one.
a huff left his lips, “y/n, don’t interrupt when grown men are speaking.” he slammed his hands against the haystack, giving a few more pats as your lips twisted, matt took note of the expression, you can tell he did by his blatant staring which made you want the mud beneath you to swallow you whole.
“i’ll get you the money, send it through mail or whatever the hell.” he fixated on the cap on top of his head wiping sweat beads from his forehead before walking away.
matt took one last look at the hay tied to his cart before hopping on the tractor, you watched which is something you and matt seemed to have in common, observing the people around you before doing anything, it was definitely something that was instilled in you by your dad’s harsh parenting.
which is why your next move took even yourself by surprise, you stepped onto the ledge that gave you enough leverage to boost yourself on top of his lap.
he looked shocked but his face quickly faded as he met you halfway, assuming you wanted to continue your interrupted make out, reaching for your hips and pulling you closer on his lap, having you straddle his thighs, his hands firmly on your hips as he pulled you towards his chest.
his eyes ran all over your face and body, drinking in the sight of you on his lap for the first time, gently rubbing his hands up and down your torso. he leaned his head forward which signaled you to kiss his plush, pink, plump lips which you had no problem doing.
bringing him closer for loose, gentle pecks that carried what felt like love to you.
they began trailing down your neck, it was casual. he seemed to have no impression to move beyond the kisses but you wanted more, you craved something you’ve never had before and it was an “interesting” feeling.
“interesting”; the wet pool that hastily adorned your panties, the swirls in your stomach. 
his fingers digging into your skin and hands carelessly slipping under your shirt, caressing your soft skin underneath briefly contradicted the light kisses.
“matt…” you breathed, immediately gaining his attention which seemed to halt his movements.
“you okay darlin’?” 
‘“darlin’” where did that come from?’
“i…-i” you couldn’t explain yourself, embarrassment warming your cheeks.
“you want me to stop?” his head tilted his body somehow becoming more distant even squeezed on the tractor seat, “no!” you practically shouted, trying to remember not to beckon your family.
his eyes widened, his body warmth returning, “i need you…in ways i can’t explain.” you hum.
his mouth slightly gaped open, “right now? on my tractor?” he questioned rubbing one of his hands to the side of your head, the other returning under your shirt.
you nodded vigorously, impatience rising with his timid behavior.
he slowly leaned forward, his mouth attaching itself to your exposed collarbone and beginning to leave wet, open-mouthed kisses along the skin of your neck, seeming to take your nods for gospel.
the hand that previously patted your head slid down, following the smooth expanse of your stomach to those tight shorts of yours, he teased with slow movements on the buttons which resulted in a whine from you.
“patience darlin’.” he smirked, a side of him you’ve never seen poking out under the circumstances, he needed to hurry before someone walked in the barn and he knew it, why was he doing this?
“i’m gonna touch you now, okay sweetheart?” he softly smiled, continuing to toy with the buttons and work your neck.
you softly nodded, hums and huffs slipping past your lips every once and a while.
he pulled at the buttons, zipping down your shorts and revealing your plain white panties, nothing special but he seemed to be amused as you noticed his glossy eyes.
“lift up.” he demanded his tone ruff and husk.
immediately complying, you lifted your lower half, giving him the leverage he needed to slowly slip his fingers underneath the fabric of your underwear, resting close to where you needed him most.
‘what a tease.’
“this okay, darlin’?” he breathed against your skin, looking up at your face.
“mhmm..” you hummed.
“oh baby…let me hear that sweet accent.” he hummed back.
“yes matt.” you squeaked, your thighs squeezing around his.
“good girl.” he nodded, his fingers moving lower, guiding themselves through your slickness. 
you winced at the feeling which made his head turn from below, “you okay?” his head turned which was rewarded with an eager nod, your hands that rested on his shoulder pushing forward as your arms no longer occupied the spot, allowing yourself to squeeze around him for any kind of leverage as he explored your soppy cunt.
focusing on staying lifted so as to not crush his hand and enjoy the feeling from your pussy was hard but you were trying your best and you could tell that’s all he would want.
your thoughts were interrupted by the feeling of his fingers pushing past your folds and sinking into your dripping hole.
a sharp exhale ensued from your body, your mind already cloudy as his long fingers explored your walls, your eyebrows knitted together while your hips attempted to move themselves but were quickly halted by a firm hand holding you in place.
“patience.” he hummed again.
his fingers scissor inside you, opening your tight cunt, he whispered sweet nothings in your ear once he noted your hissing.
“you feel so good.”
“it’s okay, sweetheart.”
“i got you.”
“just relax.” 
peppering soft kisses to your temple as he did lewd movements downstairs, your head quickly nods to his words, something about his accent making your head spin.. 
an unoccupied digit slipped onto your clit, slowly rubbing back and forth before gaining more speed with the wetness that trickled down your pussy.
your lips curled, not wanting to make any noises with these unexpected feelings.
you never knew what you were missing out on, he played with the noise of your wet squelching, pumping in and out of you just to hear it over and over again.
a curl happening every once and a while resulting in a curl of your back which only gave him more access to deeper inside of you.
you were crumbling, sweat beads dotted your skin.
lips firmly pressed together to avoid any slip ups, “i wish i could hear you.” he whispered to your ear lobe, bringing his palm that clutched your hip to your face, his thumbs gliding over your shut lips.
which allowed your lower half to work against his fingers, you couldn’t help it, your hips moving being instinctual.
he didn’t seem to notice though still paying mind to your shut lips that struggled, you tightened around his slender fingers once he made eye contact with you, his eyes narrow which only made your body tremble more.
you felt embarrassed, being so vulnerable with your pleasure written all over your face right in his sight but at this point you couldn’t worry about it.
you had too much to think about already.
the circles on your swollen clit died down, being more lazy and slow instead of the previous vigorous action. 
a sudden cramp in your belly made you cry, his eyes watching your own once they squeezed shut.
“you’re orgasm is building.” he said calmly, continuing his movements, which made your body buzz.
“o-orgasm..?” you continue to squint, “you’re gonna cum.”
your head turned to its side once you gained a bit of stability and strength.
“it’ll be okay.” he reassured, his hand giving those pats he previously gave on the head.
which lead to your nods.
he was trying not to show it, to remain in control but watching your face contort with pleasure, hearing a “humph” that escaped from your lips and watching your eyes roll back was making his mind fuzzy.
his cock strained, pulsing from beneath his jeans but he wanted to pay attention to you.
this was about you.
his fingers somehow found a deeper spot every time they pushed into you, his hand guiding you up and down the digits.
suddenly what felt like a balloon popped in your tummy, your jaw went slack, legs trembling and vision clouded as you came undone.
his fingers continued working against you, riding you through your high.
“good job sweetheart.” he huffed into your ear, his hip’s involuntarily bucking up into you, soft sorries quickly slipping past his lips.
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first smut i’ve ever written.
this isn’t what i originally had in mind when i came up with this idea but it just happened as i continued writing, i also wanted to add more detail but i needed to post before next week anyway love you and forgive me for my inactivity. 🩵
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