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it’s cuddle the boyfriend time . are u cuddling ur bf ?
lineart version below for those who also want to colour !
#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei ying#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#anyone ordered some soft bfs that very in love ?#jessbye#egg
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this is the first and last time i will draw hazbin hotel so enjoy your food for now (o_ _)ノ彡☆
#i dont like this show but he did make me perk my eyes up a little when my bf was watching#tamabijutsu#tickling#hazbin hotel tickling#ticklish!lucifer#lee!lucifer#deviled egg
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#even more#sketches#anyway#today i made an egg sandwich#it was good how i didnt even tried bf#i just watched that video about how to made the egg sandwich from that anime beastars like a year ago#and i was like looks nice#i will try it#and then i forgot#until today i randomly#remember and i was like yeah i didnt have breatfast yet lets try#and i like it#and know i'm mad bc i could have done them before and i didnt#so yeah good sandwich#very easy#to make#infinity train#infinity train book 4#infinity train fanart#ryan akagi#min gi park#rymin#rymin fanart#min gi infinity train#ryan akagi fanart#min gi#ryan akagi infinity train#infinity train ryan#Infinity train min gi
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We're One!!
That's right Monster Lovers. It's been a whole year since we birthed this magazine.
Of course we're sharing this special occasion with you! By releasing the Spring Edition from its formatting dungeon just like we promised. Available to download now!
Our only wish this year is for you to get those download numbers up by liking and reposing Monster Magazine. Tell your irl friends about us. They probably like monster too, who doesn't?
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Keep your 3000 ocular appendages open for the opening of the summer submissions.
#monster lover#monster romance#terato#art#fanfiction#monster fucker#exophilia#zine promo#monsterfucker#monster fudger#fantasci#monster bf#monster gf#robots#alien bf#hades#transformers#pixel art#artists on tumblr#writers on tumblr#monster art#monsterheartmag#sping#easter eggs#dungeon meshi#dungeons and dragons
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not looking forward to easter… every year it’s “why don’t you participate in the egg hunt!!” when i haven’t done that since i was 14!!
does it look like i can run!! they don’t make sports bras in my size and im not risking it!!!
#my family does an adult easter egg hunt#they have both candy and scratch offs inside#i do love scratch offs but i refuse to run#this is why i need a bf . do the run for me pls#he can have the scratch offs but i will eat the candy :))#talk
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THIS QUORA USER IN PARTICULAR
#<<he was searching ‘can salmons be gay’ (yes)#and for a few halcyon years in the 00s we also thought they were transing thier gender but it seems not#that said you can trans a salmons gender yourself i mean it’s really intering a salmons sex but#you see why i didn’t word it like that#and you have to do it whilst they’re eggs/very young afaik it’s weirdly common?#a side effect of running this blog is i learn a lot about salmon it’s pretty neat#i also saw on one of the answers to the thing that (very uncommonly) some gay ppl do call themselves salmon bc they’re ’what bears catch’#which is hilarious to me bc my bf is in fact a bear#new name for twink just dropped#bunch of bears on a night out at the gay club call that a salmon run#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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since harpies in ISOK can understand the concept of scarcity and luxury, i was wondering, beside rare colours, what else humans can make that harpies would walue? commodities of some sort? more sophisticated stuff like embroidery and jewelry? or maybe something more artistic? like would a painting impress them? also, are common cobs and pens allowed to have personal belongings? or is it only a king/tiercel privilege?
so when it comes to wealth, harpies measure theirs in terms of flock prosperity - the very existence of a tiercel is a display of wealth, for example, but among normal harpies they also can show off how they're flourishing by spending time on art and personal grooming - there is a big emphasis on appearances (if a bird's diet is bad or lacking, their feathers won't grow in right or they will have seize lines in them - so a clean and well-feathered appearance is vital to this display of Look How I Prosper). they always want to show off
that's where the human wealth comes in as well. they understand that human wealth is displayed differently, with physical luxuries and riches. if a human society values gold, then the harpies want gold too, but not because they intrinsically value gold. they value it because humans value it and this is a way to show off to humans (why limit your showing off to just harpies anyway? everyone should know how amazing you are)
because the human-derived wealth is made valuable only in its relationship with humans, it means that it's also culturally specific. gold's an easy one but let's say the human culture has certain dyes as markers of wealth. the harpies now want those dyes and colours. art, literature, even large amounts of crops and livestock - these will all be coveted by harpies who want to show the humans that they are wealthy.
would a painting impress them? if we say this is a human culture where a gorgeous painting in beautiful realistic oil paint style is something that a lord would commission for his great house, yes, that painting would be impressive. as impressive as a rock would be if that also hung on the wall of the great house, by the standards of Wealth. but harpies are artists too and would be able to appreciate a nice composition or good colourwork as much as any human might intrinsically enjoy a work of art even if it was monetarily worthless
any harpy can have personal belongings, there aren't any rules against that or anything. many flocks have no king (or tiercels) and harpies still wanna show off
all this works in reverse as well! a human falconer who wants to win the privilege of a harpy egg from a wild flock will need to show off their own wealth to the harpies. gold & fine art are all well and good, but sometimes a falconer has to speak the harpies' language, as it were, and come visiting with a "tiercel"(=any very beautiful person dressed in beautiful clothes) hanging off their arm.
#some wild pen harpy: umm no you get no eggs from me because your bf is such a loser. die#ice storm over kosa
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And I still call home that house in Nebraska
Where we found each other on a dirty mattress on the second floor
#look all I wanted from tvl was for new; ravenous vampire lestat to go back to nicki and try his level best to be the kind of dog#that can hold an egg in its mouth without breaking it.#and Anne rice didn’t gimme it!! it’s fine!!! I’m fine!!#anyway pls clap for my symbolic wine spillage.#nicholas de lenfent#lestat de lioncourt#nickistat#my art#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire lestat#tvl#anyway I think Nicki is an unsung gothic heroine bc I think he;d think being eaten by your bf is a romantic way to die.#who said that.#vampire chronicles#tvc#I mean I just don’t have ms rice’s stalking kink. therefore Nicki getting a hug from the guy in front of a theater troupe doesn’t count#as eggmouthing to me.#I need a montage I need it tantric. like sir sting.
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egg wash
"you need help, larusso?" "nah, you're just lookin' for an excuse to touch my hair"
#“no im not!”#“suree. you're noottt”#“well now im lookin' for an excuse to strangle your ass!”#johnny's such a diva#he just doesn't wanna smell rotten egg on his bf's hair when he kisses it :(#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#80s lawrusso#fic ideas#ralph macchio#billy zabka#the karate kid#zacchio#tkk
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was vibing in the Fit's stardew stream earlier and was delighted by a chat message written something to this effect:
"hey fit the last time I watched you you had a massive beard! what's happened??"
because boi, I can assure you, there has been much more happenings than just a beard removal since that Fitmc era
#big credit to the huevito who just replied “shaved.” lmaooooo#perfect example of his yt audience that might be kinda surprised with his artistic direction over the last year lmao#how do explain all this fofoca to casual viewer? yeh he was a single father to an egg for almost a year but he has a brazilian bf now :)#fitmc#qsmp#qsmp fitmc
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Let me hatch the egg you cowards!
I felt more disappointed as I was playing as a gith when I find out I couldn’t hatch the egg other than you know…act 3 stuff. No way I am giving them my kin 😩
I am curious how dark urge would be with babies since my githyanki boy tyrn is dark urge bcksncjd
Poor wyll just becomes a father of a githyanki child all of a sudden 😭
#fanart#myart#original character#oc#tyrn#baldur’s gate iii#wyll loves his insane bf so much so ofc he will become a father while they are trying to fight tentacle aliens#githyanki#spoilers#baldur’s gate spoilers#idk just in case#githyanki egg
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Okay question: anyone still going to the UK live shows this week? Will eggs be thrown? Will the whole place be empty?
#im still gonna go#i think im too curious to not go now#wondering how everyone else feels#i would like to clarify im kidding about the eggs dont kill me#shane madej#ryan bergara#buzzfeed#bf unsolved#watcher#steven lim#ghost files
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"What a blatant attempt to demonize and vilify Boxtrolls, all in the name of some twisted, anti-cardboard agenda. As if we don't have enough of this false rhetoric nonsense polluting our media landscape already. What, do you, so called "artists" think you're being politically correct by portraying Boxtrolls as these grotesque, monstrous creatures? 😒 It's nothing but a cheap ploy to appeal to the basest instincts of their cheese-eating, imperialist audience.
And the way they've chosen to depict this poor creature: all twisted and distorted, with those haunting, soulless yellow eyes, it's just a blatant attempt to strip away the inherent dignity and worth of our fellow sentient beings, my family. As if they're nothing more than mindless, savage beasts to be feared. Reported."
#READ THESE TAGS!!!!#the text is modified from a comment left by a seemingly very angry rage-baiter on flipanim.com#commenting on my last drawing saying it “was speciesist to convey a wolf as creepy”#completely ignoring the fact that the drawing was of a WEREWOLF and it was VENT ART#so my best buds and I said “Hey wouldn't it be funny if we turned this into a copypasta or something”#so its our new#inside joke#posts for my bf#posts for my bff#posts for all my bffs#copypasta#the “Propaganda Boxtroll” style was really fun to imitate#the boxtrolls#boxtrolls#HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TURNED INTO A COPYPASTA#laika fanart#eggs trubshaw#fanart#ITS BOXTROLL ANNIVERSARY MONTH!!! ITS BEEN 10 YEARS EVERYONE GO DRAW THOSE CUBES#LAIKA DOESNT THINK WE LOVE THIS MOVIE GODDAMNIT#I'm actually only mildly irritated by the fact#that's why I'm writing an analysis on the film#also can ya tell I gave up with the background lol#I don't care#crowfish scribbles
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i quite literally just screamed
#egg boils#OH MY GODDDDD SHES SO HOT SHES SO HOT MINA PLEADENRNRNWJZLAHFLWNXLCJKWJRNSLXJXKvvbebrkkfke I NEED UOU SO BAD#ASHIRO MINA#MINA#OFFICIAL MERCH#THEY KEEP MAKI BF HER LOOK GORGEOUS I ACTUALLY CANNOT#i’m going to throw up#kaiju no.8#sorry to everybody in the main tags i am So ooooooo dizzy ashiro mina save me
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