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[teecupangel]

What if Ezio met Deadpool? Deadpool is a mercenary.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlGteWa1cY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPSrCmTBRW4

Soooooo…

Deadpool is sometimes voiced by Nolan North in video games that have Deadpool in it (who is the voice you hear in the second video above and he’s also the voice of Deadpool in Marvel versus Capcom).

Nolan North voices Desmond.

Am I saying that a Deadpool-esque Desmond could be interesting? Absolutely.

But we’re going to focus on Deadpool and Ezio meeting in this one…

So the thing is… Deadpool breaks the fourth wall. He even calls Nolan North in his game XD

So if Ezio and Deadpool were to meet for whatever reason (hey, Ezio got into Soul Caliber, anything is possible at this point), it would be total chaos because Deadpool is not only a wildcard but he has the ability to cheat, and find out what will happen next.

Hell, Deadpool could totally call Ezio ‘Chris’ or ‘Redfield’ or ‘Boulder Puncher’ because Roger Craig Smith who voices Ezio voiced Chris Redfield in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (and most mainline RE games up to RE6) as a reference and it’ll make sense because nothing makes sense when it comes to Deadpool.

Deadpool could even go “I know a Desmond. Well, I know his name, people say we sound alike.”

Although, considering Deadpool’s personality, he and Ezio could easily be more like rivals, especially if Deadpool is targeting the same person Ezio plans to assassinate. He is a merc, after all.

Will they be friends? More like reluctant allies on Ezio’s side, although Deadpool would definitely say they’re BFFs and maybe even flirt with him. Ezio would think Deadpool is too dangerous and destructive to be a member of the Brotherhood but he wouldn’t necessarily think Deadpool needs to die because he believes Deadpool will do the right thing when push comes to shove. (Also, he’s an Assassin, shady allies are pretty much part of the whole ‘we work in the shadows’ deal anyway)

Deadpool would think Ezio is fun but also a bit too much of a ‘goody two shoes’ (compared to him, anyway). He’s always been a wildcard and that won’t stop simply because he spent a few days partnered with Ezio.

Hell, Deadpool would take a contract from a Templar if he feels like it but… he won’t kill Ezio.

At best, it would be more or less a friendly sparring match.

If there was going to be a story where the two of them meet, it could easily fall for the ‘fight in the first act because of some kind of misunderstanding, team up on the third act’ setup of many crossover specials.

Also.

Deadpool will definitely go to Leonardo and say:

[toastedbutterbrick]

Guys there's someone diggin in the trash for "alien stuff" who is this

[unnamed-proxy]

I haven’t been keeping up with the show for months and I don’t feel like starting now. That being said

Is blud fucking dead???????

[dimorphodon-x]

Baby Sister

Flareblaze can't sleep and convinces Novabird to go see their new sister.

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“Nova.”

Novabird twitched and rolled onto his side with a soft grumble. Small hands again pushed at his plating.

“Nova. Wake up.”

“Mm,” he frowned and slowly opened one eye, glaring at his little brother, “what?”

“Can’t sleep,” Flareblaze pouted, “wanna see the baby.”

The older mech sighed and squeezed his eyes shut, “we can’t, Blaze.”

“Why?”

“She’s sick.”

“Why?”

Nova sighed again, “Blaze, please. I’m tired.”

“Is it cuz Hawk-pa also sick?”

“Somethin’ like that. Now go away.”

“I wanna see Hawk-pa,” Flareblaze slapped his little hands on his big brother’s berth, “pleeeeeeeeeease?”

Novabird shoved his face into his berth to muffle an aggravated groan. He lifted his head and again glared at his brother, “fine! Just shut up!”

Flareblaze stuck his tongue out but smiled excitedly as he stepped back from Nova’s bed, waiting for him to get up.

“We need to be quiet,” Novabird yawned and knelt down to pick the toddler up, “almost everyone’s asleep and we’re not supposed to be at the med bay. We’re gonna have to be sneaky, okay?”

“Kay!” Flare’s smile widened as he gripped onto Novabird’s plating, “gonna be so quiet!”

“We’ll see,” Nova rolled his eyes and cautiously exited his room.

…

The two young mechs silently stepped into the dark med bay and looked around. None of the medics were in sight, and the biggest light source was coming from some kind of box at the far end of the room, and next to that box, the boys could see the slumbering silhouette of their third parent.

Starhawk was laying on his front, slightly facing away from the glowing box. One of his arms was hanging over the side of the berth, and Nova could see his fingers occasionally twitch towards the box. 

Nova looked at Flareblaze and held a finger over his mouth in a silent signal to stay quiet. Flare nodded and mimicked his brother, holding one of his stubby fingers over his own lips as well.

Satisfied that he’d stay quiet, Nova slowly snuck past his sleeping sire and towards the box, keeping low to the floor. He watched his father’s frame make a few more small movements and sounds before standing up and turning his attention to the box, holding Flareblaze up higher so that he could see as well.

The toddler gasped and quickly covered his mouth, eyes widening. Nova blinked, eyes going wide as well as he rested a hand against the glass of the incubator.

“She’s tiny,” Flare whispered, again mimicking his brother and placing a hand on the warm glass.

“Yeah,” Nova slowly nodded as he stared at the puny sparkling. He was certain that she’d fit perfectly in Thunderclash’s palm, she was just so small. His eyes narrowed a bit as he noticed how frail the sparkling looked. Her armor didn’t look complete, leaving bits of circuitry exposed. What armor she did have was apparently extremely thin, as he could see the glow of her spark in her chest. Comparing her to Flareblaze when he was born, she looked as delicate as porcelain.

“She’s a happy baby though,” Flare smiled, catching Nova’s attention. He pointed at the sparkling’s face, “look, she’s smiling!”

Sure enough, despite how rough she looked and probably felt, the corners of her mouth were turned up in a little smile. Novabird waggled his wings and felt his spark warm. He couldn’t help but smile too.

The sound of a large frame shifting made the two boys stiffen. Novabird slowly turned around and felt his lines freeze as he made eye contact with Starhawk.

Hawk stared unblinking at the two, his optics pale and unfocused. His lip curled in a silent snarl as his wings rattled against his back. A flash of gold revealed unsheathed talons, and Nova instinctively held his now whimpering little brother closer to protect him, “papa?”

Starhawk paused, perking up and blinking a few times and sheathing his claws. His eyes focused on the boys, then at the incubator behind them, “oh…”

“W-we’re sorry papa,” Nova shifted nervously, “Blaze couldn’t sleep and wanted to see the baby. I know I should’ve just ignored him and-”

A stuttering breath from his father made him pause mid-sentence. He blinked, eyes widening in surprise.

He’d never seen his father look so upset before. Hawk was basically on the verge of tears.

“Hawk-pa?” Flareblaze cautiously called out, lifting a hand out towards him, “you okay?”

Starhawk sucked in another shaky breath and pulled his crest over his eyes. He shook his head with a whine, “no, Flareblaze. I’m not.”

“Why?”

He bit his lip and was quiet for a moment. He then released his crest and rolled onto his side, holding his arms out to reach for the boys, “c’mere.”

The brothers glanced at each other before Novabird stepped towards the medical berth. Once the two were in reach, Starhawk guided them onto the berth and wrapped his arms around them, nuzzling the top of their helms.

“I’m sorry I scared you two,” Hawk sighed, “it’s been a stressful few days.”

“I know,” Novabird relaxed into his sire’s hug, “sorry we snuck in.”

“Ah, don’t worry about that. You have a right to see your little sister.”

“She’s teeny tiny,” Flareblaze planted himself against Hawk’s chest, nuzzling his face into his armor, “and very cute.”

Starhawk’s features softened as he smiled at the toddler, “yes, she is.”

“Does she have a name?” Novabird stifled a yawn and his father patted his back.

“Gracequake.” He answered simply.

“Gracequake…” he repeated tiredly, “s’nice…”

Starhawk watched both his boys slip into recharge, his engine rumbling softly. Ratchet wouldn’t be happy to see they had snuck in, but he didn’t care. Careful not to wake them, he held them a bit closer as he settled back into the berth to go back to sleep.

[littleplantfreak]

mari u are the light of my life, u are wonderful and awesome and delightful and pretty and very very funny 💖💖💖💖💖

i dunno about funny but ily nonnie i will accept everything else and kiss your forehead

[tumblezwei]

Finished reading Magic Knight Rayearth

For as short as it was, it was really good. I feel...weird thinking about it, bc I would have both preferred it if it was longer and delved more into it's worldbuilding, but also feel like it being any longer would have started to overstay it's welcome. At the very least, I wish we would have actually seen the people of Cefiro, bc without actual towns and shit the world feels sooooo small and empty.

But I think it was a pretty damn good series and an easy binge read. Also congrats on the semi-canon polycule???

[radiantgardenprince]

Idk why there’s an author is trans tag on ao3 but whatever.

It just bothers me that people feel the need to know our gender so that we may write about a trans character. Or to decide if our problematic content is worth a pass or not.

I’m sure I’m reading too much into it but I genuinely do not trust folks anymore. And I see it more with fics featuring trans men than trans women.

Yes that’s the vibes the tag gives.

[mojaves]

goddddd i get to bring back ny tragic boytoy mage atticus for the new game,,,

[voidimp]

alright. long shot. any followers(/anyone seeing this post ig) speak irish

i want to learn but it would definitely be helpful to uh. have someone to practice with lmao. i have been listening to a little podcast at work just to get a feel for it & pick up what i can (which is not much bc i have to focus on what im typing & also cant read the written notes that go along with it) but theres not very many eps & also its in the ulster dialect & i think id prefer a different one

i know a while back i reblogged some longass post specifically about resources for learning irish so i gotta go find that & dig through it... maybe tomorrow lmao. but iirc it did have A Lot & idk whats in what dialect & im not really set on one anyway at this point but if anyone has a suggestion or preference or whatever that would help narrow down my options at least lmao. like im from the us i have no immediate plans to visit ireland im too broke for that shit so its really just a matter of Whatever I Feel Like i guess??? idk. i havent really had much time to look into anything due to the ten million other things going on all the goddamn time but i would Like To

anyway. its very late i need to go to sleep but yeag feel free to like message me or send me an ask or whatever

[that-mean-ginger-kid]

Wolverine <3

I wanna put him in a jar and shake him

[mechahero]

//Thinking about a Fighterz moveset for Lambda waugh

[rt-closetcryptic]

Finally outlined even more of my silly au that I do yet don’t wanna make due to the lack of information I have for it’s concept.

[zipzaptoastainthebath]

It just hit me that my mother will likely never know that I'm trans. She will never get the opportunity to know who I am. If she ever thinks about me, no matter how far in the future, I will always be the daughter she lost.

For context here, I cut off all contact with my mom a little over three years ago. It was a huge messy thing but it's over with now. I never want to see her again and that it.

But two or so years ago was when I really started questioning my gender identity, maybe even before that. And after a while of that I realized that I am transgender. I realized when people thought I was a boy was when I was happiest.

But now I can't help but think about how weird it is that my mother will never know she lost a son.

[shevr]

your comics are wonderful and they ABSOLUTELY DO NOT deserve hate!! every time I see them, they brighten up my day and remind me that I'm not alone in my feelings

im toolld they're appreciated and i'm glad they are, i guess this is more just an "is this all i am is this all i can do" moment kindof in a rhetorical sense because i'm already mostly convinced that yeah i don't really have anything more to say

if that's wrong then i'm still just kindof in a place where it's hard to even imagine it could be different

[voidsentprinces]

After I am done leveling...everything...I need to make a character to just relax on...all I am doing right now is for Voidsent AU and not really to enjoy the game. But now that I have a full time job, I really do need something to just come and decompress with...*flops over*

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

i’ve never known anticipation quite like waiting for someone to text when they leave school