#eebie posting

[eeboor]

here comes a long post i’m fucking sorry lmao

a really interesting point was raised the other day about who the better person is (morally): jayce talis or jayce giopara? [insert obligatory admission about the fact that giopara has an annoying personality].

Like, talis is of course nice and kind and wonderful, perhaps a bit naive, but i don’t think we talk about how far he’s willing to go for what he believes. he weaponizes hextech because mel asks him to, and he doesn’t think further. he blatantly ignores viktor’s wishes about destroying the hexcore, even using it on his corpse to reanimate him. he ignores the council and does what he wants, enacting vigilante justice at the cost of innocent lives (including an actual child). he set up the fucking hexgates in such a way that they pollute the water supply of the undercity. and then, when he’s back from his sabbatical in hell, he goes to viktor. he looks him in the eyes, with the weapon he never wanted him to make, and he shoots him. what the actual fuck this guy is unhinged. he doesn’t THINK. he has no sense of consequences—of course if you keep unsecured, highly unstable and explosive materials in your residential apartment, things might blow up in your face (literally!). of course your patron won’t support you—she is beholden to social opinion. of course weapons can never be unmade and are always used. of course using the scary magical dodecahedron your partner begged you to destroy to bring said partner back from the dead will bring him back Different ™️. come on Jayce.

and then giopara. he has no true family, instead is left to the bloodthirsty clans who want him for what he can give them. he’s antisocial. he’s fucking annoying. he’s a diva 💜. he’s impossible to work with but impossible to get rid of because he’s just that smart. he hates politics and only gets into them to appease his investors so he can do what he actually wants. he doesn’t give a fuck about the common people who look up to him so much. he’s alone, alone, alone. and then he’s not. he meets this other brilliant mind, the only one who can keep up with him. i mean how insane would that be? he must have been at least a little obsessed with viktor because of that. then picture jayce, in all his egotistical glory, drunk on life and the belief that he and viktor are the brightest minds alive, when viktor shows him the diver suits. why does he resist? why does he care? no one in his life is telling him to care. he just does. he sees the devices for what they are, or at least what they could be twisted to be, and calls viktor out on it. he doesn’t speak up for viktor when the stanwick thing happens, it’s true, but doubtless he simply expected viktor to wow and amaze with a different project and be happy with the credit from that. and then viktor leaves. and jayce is a one man act again. like always. like forever and always. jayce acts wrongly, it’s true, when it comes to viktor and destroying his lab and accidentally killing those people, but he saw what he thought was evil and he went for it. no thought of what he could lose. no thought of who he could lose.

idk man there’s something about these two. by no means do i think talis is a bad person, in fact i think he’s a fundamentally good one. but he’s just so fucking naive, and towards the end he’s willing to do ANYTHING for what he believes, no matter the grisly consequences. he’s fucking scary. he’s unhinged. giopara on the other hand has a terrible personality, but is completely unwavering in his beliefs no matter the cost to himself or his relationships. viktor asked him to work together again, and he said “get a psyche eval” and slammed the door.

[neversleepagainau]

do NOT repost my art at all, please! tfw you truly Never Sleep Again because you have so much to worry about (im very funny i promise) i definitely have a headcanon that mystery's dog form does require some level of energy to keep up, so at night when he sleeps, he reverts back to his true form i also have the headcanon that he is a clinger when he sleeps, so now these things are just Canon in my AU haha- at least he's a good pillow! progress on the next update has slowed down a good bit because my day job has been keeping me quite busy as of late alas, but next week I should have extra downtime to work on things so stay tuned!!!

[llamagoddessofficial]

what if. get this. the pillow and the blanky

[urayuli]

everyone say hi mr sutten tie. he has several husbands and wives

[gooseh0nk]

hes going to eeby deeby

this is also ridiculously old but its been hidden away so i thought id share :•)

[brainless-puppyboy]

hey‼️

i donmt know how to do these post intro thingies

my name is! puppy! i’m! 18 male but the cool kind of male where i’m a little twinky puppy boy!

uh

on here to rant and rave about being silly and needy and get attention

also to gather the world’s largest puppyboy network so we can channel our puppy power to summon a giant runed pulsating obelisk whose ripples may or may not turn florida into venice

do i even need the mature tag? i dunno but i’ll put it here anyways just in case

UPDATE!!!!

i liiike everything!

only limits are ageplay (its okay if u post it! i just dont like to discuss it personally w/ u!)

specific likes… drools..

-power bottoms (my favorite thing ever)

-pain (giving, somehow, i’m somehow a sadist)

-alt/goth/etc folks are too hot by the way

-tboys/tgirls are awesome in and out of kink i love them

-pet stuff (look at me)

-uh

-um

-flexibility probably it’s a weird one but bleehh:33

-roleplay..:3

-clowns n jesters because i’m goofy like that

-roughness! again weird since i’m on top for it but uhh yeag

will add more maybe ask abt anything u want

also i follow and like from @number-one-puppyboy

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Huh. My coworker just showed me a news article from the 80s about a guy who was mysteriously transformed into a buneary. Some social worker from Castelia.

It is a very short article with little detail and I am uncertain of the veracity of the source, but interesting nonetheless.

[void-of-nonsense]

[asyncmeow]

trans people sleep schedules be either

SLEEP LOWEST% WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

or

hey guys today im doing a casual run of Sleep, now i dont care that much about how long it takes we're just gonna have a relaxing time with it, starting with our shark right here

[eeboor]

babe i’m SORRY okay?? i didn’t KNOW the mystical orb would bring you back from death in a new and worse way. how was i supposed to know it would change you into something just slightly adjacent to human and leave you feeling like an alien in your own skin???? honestly, it’s kind of your fault for looking so beautiful when your body was twisted up and dead. what was i supposed to do, NOT fall into the temptation of destroying the sacred natural laws of life and death?

[harlondes]

Maybe we were destined to meet no matter what, In a world beyond the stars

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

in the goo civilization no one jumps for the eating insulation foam it's much easier to do the one block jump for the eeby deeby

[sunnys-side-upside-down]

Prompt: no thoughts, head empty... from @nopony-ask-mclovin

[thedeafprophet]

Jamie being short is integral to their character even if it doesn't necessarily have plot impact. Like Jamie wouldn't be Jamie if they weren't short

[scorchrend]

bederene

[saintbleeding]

Hey Saint did you know you're funny and cool and you should totally say more about this coffeeshop au of yours

hey milk did u know we are kissing at present

[ID1: two sketches, the first of Martin, a fat trans man with chin length wavy hair, wearing a half binder and an open shirt with the sleeves rolled halfway up his biceps. He is staring down at a paper, a pen in hand, with an intense look of concentration. Text below him says “his ass is NOT taking adequate breaks”. The second sketch is of Sasha, a fat woman with long hair and glasses, and Tim, a stocky man with short hair, both innocently cradling their chins in their hands and smiling. Text below them reads “*scheming*”. Beside both sketches there is more text which says “Elias owns the cafe (which is named The Serapeum) but he’s always away on dubiously nefarious business. This leaves T&S sooo much time to cause problems on purpose.”

ID2: A four panel comic. In the first, Jon, a thin, moustachioed man with short curly hair, stands looking displeased. His internal monologue is written in bold around him: “This is RIDICULOUS why can’t I just stay in my OFFICE in PEACE I am NOT being paid enough for this nonsense.” In the second panel, he turns around, a dark spiral denoting irritation next to him. In the third, it is revealed he is looking to Tim and Sasha, who are beaming at him and giving enthusiastic thumbs up. Text above their heads says “put Jon up to this” as Jon sighs. In the fourth panel, Jon, now blushing profusely, says “Um. A- Anyway. We, um. Could. Uh. Go out. Sometime. Together. If you want. I don’t CARE.” Text beside him reads “[avoiding eye contact*] *autistic”. End ID.]

poor jon his hand has been forced because mart is too much of a gentleman to ask someone out when they’re working bless him