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last day in galar so i spent it on an adventour with one of my friends! we harvested a TON of shaderoot carrots :]

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//i know i cant get to everyones asks but u can hang out and rp with charlie on discord. come play tuoys with me

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helping train a doduo. they are arceus's least serious creation

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his name is coleslaw

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round and sturdy little guy...

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was messin around brushes for this one

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why is she sitting like that....

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also paulo took tortilla and jelly baby on a boys' night to porto marinada so that the eggbaby wouldnt get overwhelmed at the shelter event. they had fun it seems

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i painted my darling son

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You don’t need to move fast if you can kill your target really easily. And they’re quick at hitting the corviknight, they’re not slow when it comes to that.

You can. Also. Easily dent steel with rocks? Especially with the strength behind that hammer hitting it that hard. A rock isn’t necessarily the same as a rock type move. It’s just a rock.

do Tinkaton actually hunt Corviknight, or do they just scavenge off of already dead ones. because I find it a little hard to believe that a slow moving creature like Tinkaton could catch up with a fast flying bird like Corviknight, especially if Tinkaton take out bird pokemon by launching rocks at them, which a steel type like Corviknight wouldn't be harmed much by that.

no, they...absolutely do hunt them. there's a reason we don't use corviknight for our taxis. as tough as corviknight's outer armor is, it's not enough to stand up to the sheer force that tinkaton can hit a rock with, especially when that force is concentrated on such a small area.

as for your disbelief...i mean, someone who's never met a machop might not believe that they can pick up and throw a graveler despite only weighing 20 kg, but that doesn't mean they can't. pokemon can do some incredible things!

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join the discord!!

if you enjoy pokémon-world-on-the-internet style interaction, check out the realpokemon discord ��� roleplay centric. or if you'd just like to interact with more of the community

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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

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@paldeasnumber1puta got me and paulo a lil crochet solosis and jelly baby has adopted it as his own

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im fostering a litter of maschiff right now and PLEASE look at my favorite fat puppy of the bunch

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little mans is having a great time in the outdoor run

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Pokémon trainers be like “omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist”