#ee headcanon

[sadsoftserve]

Hear me out, Hypoglycemic Percy? (Its a little headcanon, based off her low stamina and epithet a bit.)

[thedumestflower]

Howie honeyglow is agender

Why?

Because I stole it-

No but fr tho think about it, Howie only cares about doing his godamm job, and doing it right. It would be in character for him to just....Not have a gender or just not care about it. He just, does they're job and moves on...Good for Them

EXTRA:

Howie: Some of my worker bees have called me "triple A" before

Howie: that's on account that I'm asexual, aromantic, and agender

Howie: also on a fact that I might have eaten a battery once

[mugsy]

Sylvie has a bad habit of assuming the worst in Giovanni. And when he gets upset, he gets defensive. Some instances of this are more lighthearted and easy to resolve! This is one of those instances

Ft. Tourettic Giovanni again. Tourettes awareness month is in a week and I will not be able to hold myself back when it arrives. Prepare yourselves

[zubzooks]

as someone who was raised by two parents who were both deeply punk in the 90s and introduced me to punk music at the ripe age of since I was genuinely born… and punk music was integral to my childhood development and it’s still integral to me as an adult…..

giovanni potage is punk as fuck. he is punk as HELL! he is PUNK! he doesn’t give a fuck!!!

loud, rebellious and renegade nature, wears skirts and nail polish because he isn’t ashamed of breaking gender norms, encourages his friends to stand up for themselves, stands up FOR his friends….

yes while it’s true punk (at its core when it first came about) was about just rebelling against SOMETHING in general, and it wasn’t really doing things for the good of people. in fact, many punk artists from the time period it was most popular were genuinely pieces of shit

but there’s a sorta… modern punk wave going around as of late that I’m feeling, mostly in a lot of trans spaces, and it’s super awesome because much of it IS about helping one another and rebelling against harmful systems. and that’s what I’m here for man

anyway I love giovanni potage he is a punk in the cool way nobody can change my mind

[epithetemporium]

reguarding the trixie mario kart post,

do you have thoughts for the other characters? like mains/ skill level/ play style that kinda thing

love ur posts sm :3

(Naww thank you <33)

Molly

she WILL hit you with that green shell

especially right before the finish line

in fact all that stored up anger makes her incredibly good at sniping people with items

Molly knows about a few shortcuts but doesn't really use them because she's too worried about ruining her race by failing them

mains Toadette (and Isabelle but technically she isn't really a Mario Kart character but I'll ignore it since she's in the game)

her favorite track is Maple Treeway

Phoenica

She's too nice to use the items

actually she doesn't even really RACE at all, because it's irresponsible to drive a vehicle at these speeds

Feenie tries to apply real world driving laws to Mario Kart

it does not go well

there are no laws in Baby Park, only chaos

She loves the Princess drivers the most and adores the Babies

Uses smart steering

ALWAYS picks Daisy Circuit because of the statues of Luigi and Daisy together (she thinks they're very adorable)

Trixie

as said, she mains Drybones

Trixie knows ALL the important game breaking things. Shortcuts, best item spots, what would theoretically be the best combo, you name it

I think they'd prefer the bikes over the karts

favorite tracks are Coconut Mall (the Mario Kart fandom will understand why), Mushroom Gorge and Boo Lake

has to intentionally play bad so people don't stop playing with her at all

if anyone has a perfect rating in all cups at all speeds it's Trixie

Rick

he's terrible

I don't think he has fully figured out how a race works, even though he was told multiple times

this man right here plays as a Mii racer, you can't change my mind

he likes playing together with Phoenica. They don't race, they just drive around the courses and look at the pretty scenery together

if he ever gets any speed item in the item roulette he will cause chaos

probably drives backwards and against walls as we're speaking

Giovanni

the way he plays makes you think he's really bad at hiding that he lets you win

.....oh wait no, he's actually worse than thought-

he's oddly competitive even though his skills aren't the best but will intentionally play even worse when he knows someone is having a bad day

mostly uses King Boo, Waluigi and Birdo

favorite tracks include: Excitebike Arena, 3DS Neo Bowser City, Waluigi Pinball and Choco Mountain

he also has terrible luck in this game

loses most of his good items to shocks or gets hit over and over again

Sylvie

oh PLEASE he's way too adult for childish games like these

if you invite him over he'll spend the entire day infront of this game, experiencing inhuman joy whenever he gets a top spot, but he'll never admit it

Lorelai

I feel like if anyone were to cheat in Mario Kart it would be her

I'm not even sure how but she probably finds a way

actually this game would be terrible for her she will get so frustrated over this

she sometimes uses tracks like the Rainbow Roads, Rosalina's Ice World and Sky-High Sundae as inspirations for her Dream Bubbles

most likely likes Rosalina and Daisy the most

Zora

she will make your life a living hell here

sometimes she doesn't even drive she just...waits at the line with items....ready to ruin your entire game

she could totally win if she wanted to but she'd have fun in just targeting some player

[epitheterasedaskblog]

uhhhh hey chat, here's a drawing that I made of giovanni and fred (car crash) at the beach recreating the sand guardian meme.

I think I made this 6 months ago? I'm not sure but uhhh hope you like it! :]

[unstableverse-headcanons]

Trans fem Wifies

Transfem Wifies 🏳️‍⚧️

[everett-fornow]

HATSUNE MIKU HEADCANONS

-she's always given me the vibe of being more 22-25 in age

-eats mostly vegetarian just bc she loves the taste of vegetables (popipo)

-pan queen 💙💛🩷

-the most optimistic person in the room at any given time

-eats at a different animal Cafe once a week

-half her fridge is full of leek

-her favourite food is 100% leek soup

-She does her own visual fx for her concerts, and her hobby is working on them

-her, Teto and Neru meet up for bubble tea once a week to spill about drama and such

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Zora Salazar from Epithet Erased

[proseka-headcanons]

Kanade is always spilling things by keeping her hands inside of her hoodie. She's always keeping her hands warm and kneading the edge but she keeps forgetting and knocking things over.

She also has a sun allergy and she gets rashes from being outside in pure sunlight. This means if she ever wants to go outside it's like 3 AM so sometimes she'll jumpscare her neighbors because she rarely goes outside and when she does it's so late.

she's actually a vampire /silly

[sadsoftserve]

Ramsey's a classic rock enjoyer. He would scream Queen and Bon Jovi at the top of his lungs till his voice, a) dies out, or b) gets an embarrassing voice crack.

[velolceraptor]

Pretty sure I already made and posted this but...

[mugsy]

My friend brought up the idea of Giovanni having Tourettes and I fell in love with it immediately so here’s some doodles of this idea. I neeeeever see Tourettes headcanons ever and I NEEEEED to change this. It’s my duty as a tourettic. I’ll die if I don’t.

Anyways. Giovanni Tourettes real. Do not get on my ass about it if u aren’t tourettic urself I don’t wanna HEAR IT!!!!! Take this edit and begone from my sight

[some-weird-fish-guy]

After discovering how to shape her epithet, Molly shapes her mute bubbles into little bear earmuffs. She can also change how much they dumb down the world around her, the earmuffs look more solidified the more powerful the effect

[epithetemporium]

I think phoenica would actually really love lolita fashion (I think that's what it was called? It's those big dresses with a lot of bows and great colors and stuff, you know the ones)

My personal headcanon is that the only reason she isn't explicitly shown wearing lolita fashion is because it would be too tedious and difficult to draw them for that short animated sequences she was in at the end of season 1

this is so much her style (especially with Sweet Jazz City being in a cold region (I actually think her current outfit doesn't make much sense because of this)

she'd so much wear this. I don't even think this qualifies as a headcanon at this point. I think the entire fandom can agree that this is canon

(also yes Anon got me, I'm a sucker for lolita fashion)

[epitheterasedaskblog]

for gio (or any of his minions), who's your favorite member of the banzai blasters?? if you had to pick

Giovanni: YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO PICK A FAVORITE MINION?! [OFFENDED DRAMATIC GASP!!]

HOW DARE YOU! I LOVE ALL OF MY BOYS EQUALLY, I DON'T HAVE ANY FAVORITES!! I CAN'T JUST PICK ONE!! [He pulls all of his minions into him, forming a group hug. Giovanni began crying big stupid tears.]

What if one of them heard such nonsense?! My boys are very sensitive!

Crusher: YEAH, WE'RE VERY SENSITIVE!!

Ben: *pssh* Not me, though.

Flamethrower: Ben, just last week were literally crying over the fact you stepped on a worm...

Ben: [crying] I JUST WANTED TO BRING HIM HHO-HOO-HOOOOME!! [sniffles] I was even going to name him Benjamin Jr....