#rip benjamin jr.. 😔

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for gio (or any of his minions), who's your favorite member of the banzai blasters?? if you had to pick

Giovanni: YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO PICK A FAVORITE MINION?! [OFFENDED DRAMATIC GASP!!]

HOW DARE YOU! I LOVE ALL OF MY BOYS EQUALLY, I DON'T HAVE ANY FAVORITES!! I CAN'T JUST PICK ONE!! [He pulls all of his minions into him, forming a group hug. Giovanni began crying big stupid tears.]

What if one of them heard such nonsense?! My boys are very sensitive!

Crusher: YEAH, WE'RE VERY SENSITIVE!!

Ben: *pssh* Not me, though.

Flamethrower: Ben, just last week were literally crying over the fact you stepped on a worm...

Ben: [crying] I JUST WANTED TO BRING HIM HHO-HOO-HOOOOME!! [sniffles] I was even going to name him Benjamin Jr....