#edit: now with alt text👍

[darudedogestorm]

[tinctureofdissolution]

my aethers vs. their colorpicked palettes

[yakny]

"the morally ambiguous man before him, encompassing the blurry line between coercion and persuasion"

I present to you: The Handler

[beepeircings]

Steal lives 👍👍

[ Image Id: fanart of both Wemmbu and Squiddo from lifesteal smp in front of a light gray background. Wemmbu places a hand on Squiddo's shoulder, and text dialouge reads — "Squiddo we gotta kill these guys". "Oh wowzas neat". ]

Edit: I forgot the alt text good lordy i was tired. Anyways the image itself has alt text now and and image description is also included.

[eobe]

What is the sniper doing in my office? 👀

This is MY desktop and I didn’t invite him! 🤔 But @foxwithadarkside did – remarking that my cat Luigi from my previous desktop artwork IS Crosshair 🐱

I couldn’t un-see the mischief anymore and unforeseen art occupied my brain once again! 🥳And as always, art tends to rough up my brain until I manage to get it out and finally get some sleep if that's not asking too much 🤯✨

So I had to deal with him lurking around like my cat Luigi and especially if he's bored or unnerved he's up to no good. Here we get another proof, that Crosshair is only a big cat 😺

👀

🤣 🐾

Look who cannot resist to paw my pencil! I CAUGHT you, Crosshair! 😎

So now I'm a proud little drawing Padawan 🦉✨ No templates for the faces, the expression, the body shape. One exception: The paw in the last frame my husband modeled for me! 👍

And that was way too much fun and quite difficult because he made faces and hissed like Crosshair (nooo... not good 👀 I'm not going to be a Crosshair girl, especially if my stuff gets pawed! 🐾 )

Edit: Here is the artwork that caused it all: Peaking cat Luigi

My personal ALT-Text mission (1 additional ALT-Text for a previous artwork with each new art posting!): 

Crosshair getting Lula'd 😁

Taglist: @eclec-tech @lonewolflupe @bixlasagna @returnofthepineapple @sunshinesdaydream @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @vrycurious @dystopicjumpsuit

[notachair]

Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

[codecicle]

in ultimate irony fashion i did NOT save the image id i wrote for this and posted it at 1 in the morning and now can't edit it for some reason LMAO!! so here goes fixing that in an rb:

image description: a blurry shaky photo of my calico cat Tina sitting on a desk bread style. she is right up on a mouse, and from the shake it looks shockingly like she's using the mouse. end id

Gamer cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The mass's demand to know her name!

here's a blurry photo of the gamer cat sitting on my dad's mouse pad for the masses!! her name is Tina and she will sit on the back of our chairs or drape herself on our arms while we play games I love her so much she's such a spoiled princess forever and ever

[inkiedraws]

Hey it’s not cool to use the Alt text as a place to put funny things it’s there for accessibility so either use

It properly or don’t use it at all.

I did not know this!

I will not do that in the future 👍

Alt text is a pretty recent feature, should i remove descriptive text from art before this update?

EDIT: I've been given some resources and general help on how to write proper descriptions from a friend! So from now on i will use the Alt text as intended! :)

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

i have my new computer up and running and the first thing im doing with it is catching up with Teen Wolf: [dramatic pause] The Movie (2022 2023); an incomplete memoir, by Me

[image descriptions in alt text]

deaton telling that rescue worker that Scott's nickname is "The Alpha (like a Wolf™)" TWICE in the span of ???? TWO MINUTES???? SFJBDJGBDFGJB w h y

why does this movie have two introductory scenes??

deaton, later that night:

"ah shit, not AGAIN ugh i was confused at the start during the hooded figure fight scene behind the bar part (shoddy editing? :/) T_T and now i AGAIN don't know what's happen- OH its a hallucination. aight. .... wait where did deaton go tho??"

ARGENT BEING INTRODUCED LIKE SOME KIND OF SLASHER MOVIE VILLAIN IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER DFJGHBSFJGHBGFJBH

i must admit i DID like the abrupt transition from [slasher movie villain introduction sounds] to scott going "whOA- jesus... 0_0" and slapping argent's gun away from his face. genuinely solid storytelling editing-wise imo ngl 👀 and then they HUG???? 🥺🥺

"aw shite, i can't do this in MS Paint 3D. time to install Krita FUCK IM NOT GOING TO BED UNTIL 4 AM AT THIS RATE AM I....."

thanks for translating what argent said, deaton... T_T

[scott talking abt feeling allison die in his arms] [argent going off about not knowing what the afterlife looks like even tho thats not what scott was talking about?? huh???] [cut to deaton sitting in a chair awkwardly watching this conversation happen, an ominous thunderclap behind him]

"a ritual Of Some Kind" [i burst out giggling for several seconds until The Despair kicks back in]

............................. this whole scene fucking boggles me i dont even know where to start.......

"if you drive to beacon hills tomorrow i can meet you there in the afternoon" does this mean yall wont be carpooling?? :( after 15 yrs? no catch up in the car? :((((

lydia in her office:

PARRISH INSTANTLY RECOGNISING THE JEEP DFJGHSBGJDBGJDFBG LOCAL CELEBRITY FR FR

*staring at the screen completely dumbfounded for 5+ minutes* scott: "why is Jackson here?" *WHEEZE DFJGHASJGHBSFGJFBH*

"the thing??? what the fuck is The Thing????? is it stiles!?!? IS STEREK THE THING????? SJFBGSJGHSFJG IS THERE LEGIT GAY SUBTEXT WTF IS GOING ON-- okay okay. werewolf stuff. aha.... sheesh.. that- yea okay :') 👍"

1. for a second i thought DEREK jumped parrish naked SJFBGDJFGBHDFGHB 2. theyre doing the do??? in the auto garage office???? in DEREKS office?!?!! SFJGHBSJFHSBGFJ Hokay Then

PARRISH HAS????? BACKUP UNIFORMS IN PLACES WHERE HE HAS SEX???????? GKJBGJSBGSJFBGDFGH BESTIE PROTIP: DONT RIP UR UNIFORM APART IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?!?

ykw? i dont care abt this ship and im already bored. pls send thots and prayers for me when im watching the rest of their scenes....

[losing my marbles noises] HOW DID DEATON GET THAT BULLET??? DFGSJGJDBH HOW DID IT GET HERE FROM JAPAN DGJHBSJGBF

what the fuck just happend. (re: the deaton and argent fight scene????)

allison's skin is very shiny 👁👁

yea i cant take the nogitsune seriously dgjbgsgjdbgfdjb

yea nah fuck it im going to bed loll

[absentminded-potato]

forgot to add alt text to the images originally, edited the original so that is fixed now 👍

I AM PARTWAY THROUGH READING HATROW THE NINTH AND

THE FUCKING STUSSY S????

THIS ONE????

[kiwinatorwaffles]

hi guys

now that ive been using tumblr more why dont i make a real intro?

hi im kiwi and welcome to my blog!

i also go by fels/waffles and nathan/nate, but kiwi is generally preferred unless you already know someone named kiwi and need a way to distinguish.

as you’ve probably guessed, i’m aroace!

i use both she/her and he/him pronouns, but honestly use whatever’s funniest. like call me bro if you want. my gender is The Bit. (but i only use gendered terms/honorifics)

i am a multifandom... kinda? i mean i rb stuff relating to my interests

but my main fandom for now is hermitcraft + hermit-adjacent SMPs, and on the side there’s legend of zelda, ace attorney and cookie run ovenbreak. also i never shut up about the loathing games so if youve played any of them.... put your fingers in my enclosure i wont bite i prommy

feel free to use my art for icons, banners, edits, dubs etc as long as you credit me.

i’m also a mod for @thelinkconvention (although i can’t check notifs very often) and i’m totally not a mod for @evilxdoodles but you should check it out wink wink nudge nudge

a lot of my art ideas and fics are co-written by my best friend and partner in crime @skyspersonalhell :D

i try my best to write image descriptions for my art (which i put in the alt text) but i’m not always consistent :’] i appreciate any IDs people write for me!

VDHAU masterpost for those who want it!

check out my store on etsy!

please don’t tag my work as ships if i don’t tag/specify it myself 👍 i can’t stop you but i would prefer not to have my works misinterpreted. you can check under the cut for my more detailed stance on shipping!

please do not bring discourse to my page. don’t make me tap the sign.

open up the cut for my tags, page content warnings, boundaries/full shipping stance, and other socials!

my tags!

art- #kiwi’s scribbles random thoughts- #kiwi’s calls writing & headcanons- #orchard’s library asks- #birdhouse inquiries homemade memes- #kiwi’s shitpost central oc content- #kiwi’s ocs (individual stories are tagged with the "original story: __" and "fandom ocs: __" format but you can check out my toyhouse for more actual stuff)

a masterpost of silly misc tags on my page can also be found here!

IMPORTANT NOTICES FOR MY PAGE!

i might end up drawing possible triggering content! here are some things i draw:

blood, gore, and violence

dark and heavy material

general spooky content sometimes

gay people /j /j /j /j

my page also includes lots of swearing and all caps! if you dont like that then it probably isnt the best choice to follow me.

i filter any triggers with # ___ tw and keep in mind i do also use the #cursed tag for filtering those type of posts if you know what i’m saying just a heads up

i also use #ship filter tag in case you don't want to see any ship posts/art i make!

BOUNDARIES—

here is my full stance on shipping! please read it if you are wondering about my boundaries! but the tl;dr of that post is that while i am not against shipping, please do not take it to my page if i don’t mention it myself 👍

there are certain ships i am really not comfortable with, so please don't take it personally if i block you for that reason

like i said earlier, please do not tag any of my works as a ship, unless i specify it myself! i mean you CAN i can’t stop you but i’ll probably end up blocking you for my own comfort. nothing personal

as mentioned before, do not bring discourse topics onto my page! any asks or comments about discourse will be not be dignified with a response and promptly deleted!

if the discourse pertains to something i posted, then please do inform me with a reason why i was wrong! however, if you phrase it like a callout or discourse, i will be treating it as such and deleting it!

if you want to learn more about me, here’s my carrd! it includes other socials as well as a (kind of loose) byi.

i don’t have a specific dni, but i do block people who make me uncomfortable. i also don’t interact with people if they’re weird.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE ART

i'm kind of on a hiatus on instagram but if you still want to check it out -- @ kiwinatorwaffles for my main and @ kiwisnotgay for my doodles/alt. you can check out my original characters in more depth on my toyhouse, which is also @ kiwinatorwaffles!

THANKS FOR READING! FEEL FREE TO CHAT OR SEND ME QUESTIONS!