#im 42 mins and 51 seconds in ASHFBGSJBSFJGBH ill get back to watching it within 2-3 businessmonths. by my best estimate uwu

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

i have my new computer up and running and the first thing im doing with it is catching up with Teen Wolf: [dramatic pause] The Movie (2022 2023); an incomplete memoir, by Me

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deaton telling that rescue worker that Scott's nickname is "The Alpha (like a Wolf™)" TWICE in the span of ???? TWO MINUTES???? SFJBDJGBDFGJB w h y

why does this movie have two introductory scenes??

deaton, later that night:

"ah shit, not AGAIN ugh i was confused at the start during the hooded figure fight scene behind the bar part (shoddy editing? :/) T_T and now i AGAIN don't know what's happen- OH its a hallucination. aight. .... wait where did deaton go tho??"

ARGENT BEING INTRODUCED LIKE SOME KIND OF SLASHER MOVIE VILLAIN IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER DFJGHBSFJGHBGFJBH

i must admit i DID like the abrupt transition from [slasher movie villain introduction sounds] to scott going "whOA- jesus... 0_0" and slapping argent's gun away from his face. genuinely solid storytelling editing-wise imo ngl 👀 and then they HUG???? 🥺🥺

"aw shite, i can't do this in MS Paint 3D. time to install Krita FUCK IM NOT GOING TO BED UNTIL 4 AM AT THIS RATE AM I....."

thanks for translating what argent said, deaton... T_T

[scott talking abt feeling allison die in his arms] [argent going off about not knowing what the afterlife looks like even tho thats not what scott was talking about?? huh???] [cut to deaton sitting in a chair awkwardly watching this conversation happen, an ominous thunderclap behind him]

"a ritual Of Some Kind" [i burst out giggling for several seconds until The Despair kicks back in]

............................. this whole scene fucking boggles me i dont even know where to start.......

"if you drive to beacon hills tomorrow i can meet you there in the afternoon" does this mean yall wont be carpooling?? :( after 15 yrs? no catch up in the car? :((((

lydia in her office:

PARRISH INSTANTLY RECOGNISING THE JEEP DFJGHSBGJDBGJDFBG LOCAL CELEBRITY FR FR

*staring at the screen completely dumbfounded for 5+ minutes* scott: "why is Jackson here?" *WHEEZE DFJGHASJGHBSFGJFBH*

"the thing??? what the fuck is The Thing????? is it stiles!?!? IS STEREK THE THING????? SJFBGSJGHSFJG IS THERE LEGIT GAY SUBTEXT WTF IS GOING ON-- okay okay. werewolf stuff. aha.... sheesh.. that- yea okay :') 👍"

1. for a second i thought DEREK jumped parrish naked SJFBGDJFGBHDFGHB 2. theyre doing the do??? in the auto garage office???? in DEREKS office?!?!! SFJGHBSJFHSBGFJ Hokay Then

PARRISH HAS????? BACKUP UNIFORMS IN PLACES WHERE HE HAS SEX???????? GKJBGJSBGSJFBGDFGH BESTIE PROTIP: DONT RIP UR UNIFORM APART IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?!?

ykw? i dont care abt this ship and im already bored. pls send thots and prayers for me when im watching the rest of their scenes....

[losing my marbles noises] HOW DID DEATON GET THAT BULLET??? DFGSJGJDBH HOW DID IT GET HERE FROM JAPAN DGJHBSJGBF

what the fuck just happend. (re: the deaton and argent fight scene????)

allison's skin is very shiny 👁👁

yea i cant take the nogitsune seriously dgjbgsgjdbgfdjb

yea nah fuck it im going to bed loll