#edit: irl did an edit of it and posted it on Facebook o-o

[fucking-relax]

It is fear they want,

so fear you will not give.

It is obedience they want,

so obedience you will not give.

It is your life they want,

so your life you will not give.

[mwagneto]

One of your posts showed up on my Facebook feed and I was like jfkddkdk mwagneto!!

HKFNVJD YEAH THAT HAPPENS HHHH

[lycorogue]

Holy smokes guys, if you’ll indulge me, I want to tell you about the dream I just had. (*EDIT: I wrote this right as I woke up from the dream before I forgot most of it. However, I had to get ready for work, so I was only able to finish/polish/post just now.) Mostly because I only have dreams I can remember about twice a year (and I used to be one of those people that remembered dreams nightly when I was a kid. OTL), so I want to jot down as much as I can remember before I lose it. Plus, it has a lot of Miraculous Ladybug elements, and some of you might find it amusing.

My dream started off with my husband and I having a day off together, shirking our adult responsibilities for the day, and just having a date day. We drove into the nearby city and just had a day of goofing around as we window shopped (remember when it was safe for people to do stuff like this? *long sigh*) One of the places I distinctly recall us stopping was some sporting goods store where we checked out kayaks (they’re super big in our area; practically everyone owns one).

But then, as we were checking out the kayaks, my husband wasn’t my husband anymore, and I wasn’t myself. At some point my mind converted both of us into 18yo versions of Adrien Agreste and Marinette Dupain-Cheng from the show Miraculous Ladybug.

We were just friends; hanging out; simply spending the day together. Just the two of us. We were still goofing around and window shopping, just as we were when we were still myself and my husband, but now there was this sort of unsure sexual tension????? Like, Adrien was very much Chat Noir flirting, but in a way that Marinette couldn’t quite tell if it was supposed to be flirting, and Adrien didn’t seem sure himself if he meant it to be flirting??? But there was a LOT of chaste touching of upper arms, lower backs (mainly to direct Marinette), and hand holding (mostly to pull her in a particular direction).

I can’t recall if it was a canon character or if my mind made someone up, but I do recall a random second 18yo boy kind of following us around. It could have been the show’s canon “Adrien Agreste’s #1 fan” Wayhem, but it also felt like it wasn’t supposed to be him? You know how dreams are like that? Where you can’t quite pin down who someone is supposed to be in them? To make life easier, though, we’ll just say it was supposed to be Wayhem. 

So, the dream became a sort of aged up version of the episode “Gorizilla” where Adrien (formerly my husband) and Marinette (formerly me) are running around Paris (formerly a US city nearby me IRL) just trying to have a good time window shopping together and goofing around while Wayhem is semi-stalking them? Now, canonically, after the incident of Wayhem chasing Adrien around Paris during “Gorizilla”, Adrien became Wayhem’s friend and was indeed willing to hang out with the kid, as long as Wayhem treated Adrien as a normal kid and not a celebrity that Wayhem was star-struck over. In my dream’s canon, this was still semi-true. Wayhem was more of an acquaintance of Adrien’s than a friend the blonde would hang out with regularly, but Adrien still made time to hang out with his fan. However, Wayhem in my dream could not wait his turn, apparently, and when he saw Adrien “in the wild”, as it were, he wanted to join in the fun. So a large portion of the dream was Adrien (Hubby) and Marinette (me; I saw the dream through 1st person via Marinette’s eyes, but I KNEW that’s who I was supposed to be) trying to ditch Wayhem. 

We ran around department stores, riding bikes through the toy aisles, and had shopping cart races where Adrien was pushing me (Marinette) around the store in the shopping cart with Wayhem behind with a giant stuffed animal in his cart. We snuck into movies at the cinema, only to try to sneak back out to lose Wayhem. I can’t recall what else we did, but we had a grand old time hanging out and screwing around in various stores while also trying to shake Wayhem (and, to be fair, Adrien did try to tell Wayhem that he was trying to have a day just hanging out with Marinette and will set up a time to hang with him, but the kid wouldn’t leave us alone. He was like a kid brother just following us around trying to play with us when we just needed our own time). 

Eventually, we did lose Wayhem, and we were back inside a department store. When we noticed we were alone, Adrien had this cheeky grin, and asked me if I’d be willing to go wait for him over in the women’s clothing department for a couple of minutes; he had something he wanted to do privately real quick. Shrugging off my curiosity of what he was up to (I like to be surprised), I agree and go wandering through the clothing racks. 

There’s this whole thing about a group of older teenage girls trying to pick out outfits that best accentuate parts of their bodies that they like, but other girls are debating that the first ones are just sexualizing their own bodies to be on display for men, and it was this whole thing about whether you dress sexy for yourself or because you want someone to find you attractive. @_@ Not sure why my dream got super philosophical in the middle there.

Anyway, Marinette (me) navigates around this crowd of girls debating and finds this cute white t-shirt dress with Jagged Stone’s logo (for those who don’t know, Jagged Stone is a canon rock star within the Miraculous Ladybug universe). While Marinette canonically wears almost exclusively clothing she designs herself, in my dream she also occasionally buys clothing with trademarked logos on them that she likes (because she can’t legally recreate them). So she (I) goes into the dressing room and puts the dress on. 

Then, wearing the dress as a tunic over the normal pink capris Marinette canonically wears, and carrying my (Marinette’s) shirt and jacket in my arms, I wander the women’s department some more to make sure Adrien can find me. As I do so, my cellphone rings, and my IRL uncle is calling me to see if my sister-in-law would like a DVD set of the show Lost, I believe? I can’t quite remember which show he was asking about. The odd thing is that my uncle is about 25 years older than me. My sister-in-law is about 2 years older than me. I don’t think they talk on Facebook, and I’m pretty sure they only met at my wedding. So I have absolutely no clue why my brain connected these two in a manner where he’d want to double check with me on a birthday gift (belated Christmas gift?) for her.

Anyway, I get off the phone with my IRL uncle, and my IRL job calls me with some sort of crisis that I can’t recall. It was a quick phone call as the owner of the store ended up in some sort of car trouble, I think, and the woman I was on the phone with had to quickly get off to help the owner. It was a bizarre intermission within my dream. Anyway, my IRL husband shows up (I’m still picturing myself as 18yo Marinette, btw) and checks in on the phone calls. We joke around a little bit, and POOF Hubby is magically Adrien again, and we’re back to the main storyline.

So Adrien gives a little “wow” and holds out a hand for me (Marinette) to take. He then has me do a twirl to show off the dress. He talks about how lovely it looks on me, but then kind of scrunches his eyebrows. He then kneels in front of me, like RIGHT UP on my left leg, and clicks his tongue disappointingly. He points out this huge stain along the hem just above my left knee. It’s about the size of an American half-dollar and almost looks like a blood stain: a dark reddish-brown center that fades into an off-white/light-yellow along the corona of the stain.

As Adrien plays with the hem to get a better look at the stain on the dress, his fingers brush against my knee (I mean, I still have the capris on, but still), and it almost looks like he’s worshipping me, and my heart CANNOT deal! I can feel it RACING and my cheeks starting to warm up. That’s when Adrien starts, like, HARD CORE flirting with me by again commenting about how good I look in the dress, and how well it fits my body shape, and how disappointing it is that this dress has a stain because he’d love to see me wear the dress a few more times. And he just slowly stands up, but doesn’t really move back before doing so, so I have to take a small step back so he’s not just sliding up my leg as he stands. And my heart is about to EXPLODE as he looks at me with those intense green eyes.

I swallow hard, and Adrien just kind of puts on this cheery smile like nothing just happened, and he suggests we look to see if there’s another dress in my size that doesn’t have the stain. I lead him to the rack and we riffle through it quickly. We do find another one of the Jagged Stone t-shirt dresses in my size, and Adrien takes it to fully inspect it. No stains. No loose hem-work. The print of Jagged Stone’s logo seems well done. The dress itself isn’t all that expensive. We got a winner. Adrien then suggests I go get changed back into my normal clothes, so I leave him as I enter the changing booth to put my shirt and jacket back on, and that’s where I wake up.

But I do so with the lingering knowledge that Adrien 100% bought Marinette that dress while she was changing, and his initial surprise (why he asked her to go to the clothing department to wait for him in the first place) was a little pastel-rainbow tie-dyed teddy bear that he wanted to get her to commemorate their day-long hangout. 

So.... yeah... that was my dream, and it was so intense at the end there that I legit woke up because my own, physical, IRL heart was RACING from all the Adrien flirting towards the end.

Just wanted to share that. Thanks for indulging me and reading all the way through.

(*EDIT: I’ve been lowkey thinking about that whole brushing Marinette’s knee while inspecting the dress thing all day. So guess who has yet ANOTHER plot bunny to try to wrangle. Thanks, Brain! 9_9 Care to actually help me WRITE any of these plot bunnies, or are you just going to plop more unexpectedly onto my lap and then just wander off? Oh! The latter? Great. >3>)

[unioncityrecordings]

there’s also that 2013 interview where hooky talks about owning a joy division dildo and when asked what he does with it he said he used to use it on bernard djsjddkdk. and he literally quotes his wife in his book “my wife says i’m obsessed (with bernard)”. barney is a desirable twink.

LMFAOOO OH GOD I FORGOT ABT THE … UNKNOWN PLEASURES THING I HATE HOOKY’S ASS…. THAT QUOTE FROM HIS BOOK TOO!!! HE LITERALLY IS SO OBSESSED WITH BERNARD ITS CREEPY!! I think in hooky’s case it is a mixture of envy/jealousy and resentment.. iirc in his book he blames bernard for not wanting to tour, and that if NO toured more they would’ve been as popular as U2… which isnt true for many reasons. LMFAO

I think he was pretty mad too that bernard got the gig/role of lead singer and didn’t like the spotlight/was reluctant to really… take advantage of it so to speak? and jealous of bernard’s talent as songwriter tbh… but besides that yes god bernard literally is a very desirable twink and also just an irl baby animal he is so cute. everyone just wants to kiss and hug him sjsdldkjfs!!

literal irl :3 emoji omg…. as an aside, I probably sound like a bitter ass with some weird fucking grudge against hooky and I might’ve not a great job explaining it well on this blog in the past so I’ll add a very long post under da cut (it shld be in a read more sorry mobile users if its not!!) 

My feelings about hooky are so negative for two reasons mostly because his book is full of undeserved negativity towards gillian especially (misogyny literally lol) and a few below the belt shots at bernard (not about bernard being a whore  but other things abt his family) and hooky’s own complaints at bernard’s style of singing/writing his own lyrics.. this is i think where i am unlike some NO fans probably bc its just a matter of taste? I think bernard is really underrated in some respects and doesn’t always get the respect/recognition he deserves for how talented he is (i have heard hooky = NO so many times but not the same about him :,( ) 

i think bernard has a really beautiful voice and he does really really amazing things singing melodies both live/on record (harmonies on try all you want on electronic s/t, the variation on the last verse of BLT ‘94 edit both come 2 mind… ;~~;) and imo the lyrics were good before but when he started writing them himself they had another touch to them… hooky has had some good contributions but I think revenge (his first side project) is pretty indicative of his talent as a songwriter (pineapple face.. wow) but bernard’s side projects/remixes shine w/ his personality/talent. hooky’s work in NO feels kind of. derivative of notes/riffs of guitar/synth bits so it feels lazy sometimes and suffered especially in the ‘00s but thats jus me

And not to sound like I have Lead Singer Disease (where your brain is so warped that you cannot See any other band member besides the singer), both steve and gill are rly talented, gillian especially doesnt get enough credit but that’s 4 another post! i went into it and spilled tea everywhere but i think its worth saying since i come off as maybe a bit biased and I also think about this a lot because I am active in NO groups on facebook/etc and get into fights whatever with old people… NO fans suck (me included) 

[tordcallout]

callout for @nyadmin

this callout is best read on desktop.

this callout contains: racefaking, blackfacing/brownfacing, pedophilia, incest, grooming, systemfaking, antisemitism, nazism, cult jokes, and more.

his current url is nyadmin. his twitter is adminpowers. his discord is ROMY O NO#6477. click here for a list of past names. click here for a list of his past urls. his other blogs are: amblyopic, racefakery, todayphobe, exadmin, askmychampion, and supercrushhighschool.

tords past callouts: one, two, three.

the rest of the callout is under the cut.

racefaking:

tord claims his mom is white and native and that his father is half black and half white. people who have known tord irl in the past say that his dad is not half black and those who’ve known him online say tord has never mentioned it before or joined in when they discussed issues related to being black. he also refuses to ask his dad for any photos of his grandmother who he says is black.

in the past tord has tried to claim that he doesn’t benefit from white passing privilege despite being extremely pale.

photos of his parents found on facebook show that neither his mom or dad have anything resembling ethnic features. his mom’s hair is dyed blond but regardless they both have basic white features:

below is proof that the woman shown is tords mom:

tords own blood related brother, felix, claims he doesn’t know where tord is getting their black heritage from:

below is a screenshot of an anon on mikas blog asking if tord has ever said the n word in front of him:

on 8/23/18, tord made this post. in the post he says this:

if it isn’t clear, he basically just said that he is white.

there’s also this screenshot from an older blog of his:

and if that wasn’t enough proof that tord’s racefaking he has also done both blackface and brownface. however, before we get to that here’s some more:

tord wondering if he could participate in the black men smiling tag and blackout.

now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. tords blackface and brownface.

the first image is the brownface, the second is blackface.

on the left tord has obviously edited his skin to appear darker. in his blackface cosplay he claimed he wasn’t actually painted black and that the snapchat filters were making him darker. this is clearly a lie considering nearly all snapchat filters lighten your skin and this filter is no exception:

here is the filter applied to a white person, and as you can see, her skin is smoothed out but it is no where near dark the way tord appears in his selfie.

adding onto this, if you look closely at tords selfie you can tell the outside of his lips have a very pale ring around it. this is obviously because he didnt do very well coloring in his skin. you can also tell there is a grainy texture on tords skin but not anywhere else in this image, more evidence the image was edited.

more info on the blackface cosplay selfie can be read here and here.

you must either be on desktop or reading this post through a chrome browser to view this part, apologies. in these posts tord has a conversation with someone named frost about his callouts and being mixed. please keep in mind that the conversation in that link took place on may 7th of 2018. meaning, that in the past tord agreed to stop claiming to be mixed black and native but then threw that all out the window and began to reclaim it again.

grooming, incest, and pedophilia:

i was very hesitant to include this however, many people have said they feel the same way about this so it felt important enough to have its own part. multiple people believe that the relationship between tord and his brother felix is extremely inappropriate. the way he interacts with his brother is really something he needs to re-evaluate.

this isn’t meant to be about kin drama or anything of the sort, i’m only stating this because of the way tord and felix take kin so seriously. he and felix often match kins which isn’t an issue in itself, however, the only kins they typically match are those of which have a canon romantic relationship; and if not canon tord will still tag felix in ship art of their kins, as seen here. 

when you visit the op of that post, you will see that it is tagged as both “shipsworld” and “tordedd”. the art is very obviously ship art anyways.

tord is obviously one of his main ids, so to tag your own sibling in ship art of your main id with one of theirs seems incredibly off. not to mention the very large age gap between tord and felix in the first place.

this isn’t a recent thing of theirs either, they’ve been doing this for years now. couples they’ve kinmatched have been: greg and rose from steven universe, eliza and alexander from hamilton, and penny and billy from dr. horribles sing a-long blog. along with tord and edd from eddsworld and romeo/admin and jesse from minecraft story mode who are not canonly dating. there are most likely even more than those listed above.

there aren’t screenshots of them both being kin with these characters, but the hamilton one isn’t hard to believe considering tords main id used to be alexander hamilton from the hamilton musical.

to add onto this, felix apparently had a set of ocs and a persona oc at one point. his oc skit, was to represent himself, and his oc aiko, was implied to be skits romantic interest.

here is a photo of skit, as you can see skit represents felix. you can also clearly see that aiko is labeled as skits “enemy and crush”, confirming that these two characters are supposed to have a sort of romantic relationship.

now here is a photo of aiko. as you can see from the relationship box, it is 100% that skit and aiko are supposed to be in a romantic relationship or something similar to that.

now the reason this i’m telling you all of this is because of on tords old deviantart, he has a folder of art of his kins. in that folder you could find images of skit and aiko along with one of aiko on her own, implying that tord kins her.

to make things even weirder, the photos added to this folder of skit and aiko are incredibly romantic in nature, hugs with hearts around them and a photo where the two of them are basically kissing with a heart above the two. the folder also includes more romantic tordedd art as well.

back to their matching kins however, as stated before, tord and felix kinmatch jesse and romeo/admin from minecraft story mode. i know little to nothing about this game, however, i do know that tord ships these two characters together. felix kins jesse and tord kins romeo. 

UPDATE: i have been informed that the ages previously listed here were a mcsm fans headcanon ages for the characters and that they do not have canonical ages. however, it does prove that there are fans that would see the ship as a pedophilic one due to hcs of romeo being 30+ and jesse being >20.

now, here is a disgusting screenshot of tord saying he’s going to show his brother porn. i’m sure this was meant to be taken as a joke but i find it highly disturbing due to the fact that at the time of this screenshot being taken felix would only be 12 years old and tord would’ve been 16 years old.

i am in no way trying to say tord is a full on pedophile, not am i accusing him of having romantic or sexual feelings for his brother, however, i am saying the way he interacts with his brother is not okay and that he needs to learn how to separate friend interaction from sibling interaction.

cult jokes:

tord previously had a cult joke in his about: “mixed but i drank the racefaker koolaid”. when told about this, he refused to remove the joke and tried to hide it under the guise of the phrase being “aave” (his explaination was that black people like to drink koolaid). he was messaged by someone on his blog @/racefakery who asked for him to remove the joke from his about, as it is incredibly insensitive to joke about something like that where everyone can see.

in the conversation, tord doesn’t take the person who messaged him seriously at all and says “i don’t see why i should care?” about cult victims. i don’t think i have to explain how horrible and insensitive that is to say.

the joke continued to stay in his about for nearly a month after this conversation. on top of that, tord never apologized nor admitted that cult jokes are just as serious as jokes as any other traumatizing kind of event.

UPDATE: after doing a little digging, i found an older blog of his. in the links of this blog there is this: “thanks for reading and welcome to the lonely hearts cult” at the end of his links. so there’s another cult joke made by tord.

nazism:

tord has had multiple accounts of him being antisemetic, however, for this we are going to focus on the fact that tord is kin with habit and kinned eridan.

archive of this page.

habit from everymanhybrid is a canonical nazi. this was displayed on tords “alters” blog. now even if were going to pretend tord is a system here, unless tord is comfortable with antisemitism there is no reason for his “alter” to kin a nazi. all alters share similarities with their hosts, this mainly includes moral standpoints, saying tords “alter” is okay with kinning a nazi but not tord is the same as saying you can have one alter be a terf but the host isn’t. it isn’t simply isn’t possible. anyways, here’s evidence of habit being a nazi:

the person he claimed to have possessed was josef mengele. i don’t want to repeat the things he did but you can google it if you’d really like to know of it.

on top of habit being a nazi, here is a list of his “hobbies” & crimes he’s commit:

as for eridan, his main goal from what i’ve been told was to “wipe out the landwellers”, as he is a “seadweller”. his whole character is a metaphot for nazism, eridan being hitler and the “landwellers” being jewish people. if you want more info on this it can be found here. not sure why you would though.

tord was also briefly friends with ethan, a known nazi & rapist, for a while. there’s a lot of screenshots and information on that. you can read it on this google doc.

systemfaking:

this one isn’t going to take very long to explain because of how blatantly obvious it is but tord is systemfaking. from what i and quite a few others can tell, one of the biggest implications is that tords “alters” would reblog one anothers posts and talk to each other via the posts. there a many reasons this makes no sense:

if his alters are conscious enough to have their own blogs and set up themes similar to tords, why do they need to reblog one another’s posts to communicate? at that point, they should be able to speak via headspace.

these posts of his alters interacting with each other are made just seconds apart from each other, it is literally impossible for anyone to shift this fast, the average shifting time is 5-15 minutes. however, these posts aren’t even made a full minute apart from one another.

this is a post where tords “alters” habit and cora are interacting on a post.

if you look into the source code of these two posts you will find that they were made literally not even a full two minutes apart from one another. the original was posted at 8:10:46 and coras was posted at 8:11:10. like i already stated, this isn’t possible in systems.

tord and his “alter” gem do this again. gems first reblog of this post was at 17:51:49. and their second reblog of the post was at  17:53:48. under 5 minutes apart from one another, meaning tords reblog must’ve been around 17:52. but it just isn’t possible either way.

you may think that this is all that tord has done, but it really isn’t. despite all the information in this callout there is still a lot here that isn’t shown. this was thrown together as a sort of “birthday gift” for tord. i hope you appreciate your gift, tord.

[shewritesinthethirdperson]

Story Time: Weird Old Men Who Hit On Me Edition. (Aka I am so done with men over 40.*)

So one of my colleagues said that the first few times he heard the song "Truth Hurts" he thought the line was "White men great til they gotta be great" and I almost immediately fired back with a "white men are great? Most of the ones I know definitely aren't."

Case and point: as a 25 year old woman with a great personality, I have lost track of the number of men over the age of 40 who have flirted me/asked me out. Now I know that their choices are their own, but the fact is that I do not try to be flirtatious. I try to be polite and funny in my interactions with most people because everyone needs to laugh and it's easier to be funny than truly express negative emotions. I have had 3 different men flirt with/ask me out/send me links to fetish porn all from the same social organization I am part of.

Recently, one 40+ man who recently added me on Facebook messaged me one of those viral posts that "all girls/women need to read" about how women shouldn't hold out for guys who don't put forth effort or text them first or take them out or whatever. Which is true. So I acknowledged it, and he sends this gif:

Red flag shot all the way up at this point.

Last night, he sends a "Howdy girl" gif of Woody from Toy Story. Then he goes ahead and starts using Spanish. At this point I decide to he That Person because not only do I speak Spanish, I have a degree in it. Does he know that? Unlikely.

Him: como estás

Me: Bastante bien. Y usted?

Him: sobre lo mismo

Me: (realizing he is using some kind of online translator) no sabía que ud habla español

Him: aburrido y solitario en un mundo frio

Me, irl:

Me: (ignoring the obvious ploy) ¿Dónde lo aprendió? ¿O es ud un autodidacto?

Him: (sends a link to a profile of someone I know mostly through ballroom dance but just found out I is part of the same social organization as myself and this 40 something who is trying to hard.) Did you read my other comment? I can keep typing Spanish but English is faster

Me: (Person) y su esposa bailan en el mismo club que yo. ¿Él le enseño?

Him: That didn't translate how I think you ment it. English please

Me: (Person) and his wife dance in the same club as I do. Did he teach you?

So we continue in English and I continue deliberately ignoring his "did you understand my comment" until he finally translates it. Now when he originally made the comment I almost joked that I was icing my knee and ankle so I understand it being a cold world. But that ship sailed. And I am not one to indulge a pity party with friends, let alone a guy I barely know. There is a reason the superlatives I win are "most blunt" and "most likely to take over the world." I don't do pity parties.

So I say a simple "Indeed it was." Because despite listening to a lot of My Favorite Murder I'm still not quite at a full on "F*** politeness" mentality. So he goes on to say "You didn't respond so I didn't know. How did you learn Spanish?"

At that point I tell him that I majored in it. So I bet he felt like a dolt then. He asks if I'm ready for Thanksgiving, I say pretty much and ask if he is, and he tries AGAIN with the pity party bs by saying he'll be bored and lonely.

I can't even. A bit more chatting happened. I stayed pretty dry and aloof. He probably has interpreted it as being hard to get. Today I decided to share an opportunity for him to not be alone on Thanksgiving at a place I won't be. He probably won't take it.

If he comes at me again tonight with more boohoo woe is me crap, I'm going to let That Witch out and level with him.

I am so done with this behavior.

*And before you come at me with that "Not all men" crap, let me tell you. I know. There are plenty of men over 40 I adore. My dad. The men I ballroom dance with. Men who don't try to flirt or ask me out. My landlord. And if you put any of that whiny bullcrap in my notes, I will delete your comment and block you. Don't @ me.

[ongnable]

Tag Game

Tagged by @porkjeojang (thank you Summer~) and @daisydaehwi​ (thank you Jini~). I love you two to bits, you make me wish I could send hugs out online.

I honestly don’t know who to tag know since I met most of my mutuals through others mutuals? XD So I’ll tag others that I want to get to know better (and double tag those already tagged XD)

@seongwoo-ong @seongwoonie @rome-ong @ongjins @extraongdinary @soft-baejin @mrs-felix-lee @yayhua

*This is my first tag game, so I have no idea what is supposed to be long/short? Apparently this is quite long though, so don’t feel obliged to do it if you don’t want to

THE LAST

Drink: Mint tea

Phone call: HK Express Guest Relations (highly unrecommended airline)

Text message: (on Snow, a reply to “why do you even go?”) Attendance record mah

Song you listened to: 새빨간 거짓말 (Red Lie) - BTOB

Time you cried: Last night whilst vid-chatting a friend about Minhyun at BOF, and worrying about what masters degree I want to apply for

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: No

Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes

Been cheated on: No

Lost someone special: Yes

Been depressed: Yes, when I was 17-18. But I do casually go through the sit in a bus and look out the window with a sad ballad/cry my eyes out in passenger seat of a car when its raining outside routine as well (doesn’t everyone? XD)

Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope, I’m the type that knocks out (oops)

3 FAVORITE COLORS

Cream

Blue

Pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made new friends: Yes!!!

Fallen out of love: I’m not completely sure

Laughed until you cried: Yes

Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, the walls of the flat were very thin

Met someone who changed you: Everyone =]

Found out who your friends are: Yes

Kissed someone on your Facebook list: They used to be on my Facebook list - but not anymore ><

GENERAL

How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: All except for a few I met on games

Do you have any pets: Three dogs (the labrador and chihuahua are grandpas at 13, the belgian shepherd is a 17 month old baby). They are my babies. They are the loves of my life.

Do you want to change your name: I wanted to changed my chinese name when I was younger, but I’m okay with it now

What did you do for your last birthday: Went out for tea with my grandparents and cousins, spent the rest of the day with my family

What time did you wake up: 7:00 (alarm); 7:05 (actually getting out of bed)

What were you doing at midnight last night: Editing videos

Name something you can’t wait for: To get a stable full time job that can support my expensive hobby of fangirling and makeup T^T

When was the last time you saw your mom: September 12th

What are you listening to right now: 싸운날 - Bolbbalgan4

Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yep, my canoe team leader is called Tom ^^

Something that is getting on your nerves: Getting an email notification that things are on sale when I’m broke; usually because I brought said things full price the week before

Most visited website: Gmail, I’m obsessed with checking my email every few minutes

Hair colour: Black naturally, now it’s ‘Iced Chocolate’ according to Garnier XD

Long or short hair: Long

Do you have a crush on someone: No >< I kinda wish I did so I wouldn’t be so obsessed with Ong

What do you like about yourself: My face. I also like a lot of faces more than my own though XD I also really like the burn scar I have over my right hand that turns purple when I’m cold and red when I’m hot

Blood type: O negative

Nickname: Jas, MinMin, 綿羊 (min4 joeng4; it’s canto meaning ‘sheep’ and the 綿 part sounds like ‘min’ from Jasmine)

Relationship status: Solo

Zodiac: Cancer

Pronouns: she/her

Favourite tv show: Produce 101, Wanna One Go, The Genius, Sherlock, Crime Scene, Strong Woman DBS, Healer, Love O2O

Tattoos: None, but I really want something small just over my shoulder?

Right or left handed: Right

Surgery: Nope

Sport: Dance (ballet and belly)

Vacation: Actually planning my grad trip with my flatmates right now, don’t know where we’re heading yet though ><

Pair of shoes: I live in sneakers and ankle boots, flats make my feet hurt T^T

MORE GENERAL

Eating: Made seaweed soup + rice for breakfast, having Doritos as a snack right now, mussels for dinner tonight!

Drinking: Tea

I’m about to: Check my feed after I post this

Waiting for: Wanna One Go’s next episode

Want: to be happy

Get married: Yes? Just because if I ever do find someone I want to spend the rest of my life with and we do spilt - divorce is much less messy a legal process than going through co-inhabiting rights

Career: Student for now, undecided for the future

WHICH IS BETTER

Hugs or kisses: Hugs, I only like blowing kisses

Lips or eyes: Eyes

Shorter or taller: Taller

Older or younger: Older

Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms

Hook up or relationship: Relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: No

Drank hard liquor: Yes (I swear I’m not actually a drinker, but I had a weird ‘intro to uni’ week where I just kinda opened my eyes to everything around me?)

Lost glasses/contact lenses: Every day

Turned someone down: No in real life, Yes by text (I’m too awkward irl to properly turn someone down?)

Sex on the first date: No

Broken someone’s heart: No (at least I don’t think so?)

Had your heart broken: No

Been arrested: No

Cried when someone died: Yes T^T

Fallen for a friend: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: Only after I’ve had coffee

Miracles: Yes

Love at first sight: Yes

Santa claus: I used to XD

Kiss on the first date: No

Angels: Yes (literally the whole maknae line of W1?!?!)

OTHER

Eye color: Dark Brown

Favorite movie: Spirited Away, Laputa, Harry Potter GoF, Dead Poets Society, Atlantis, Mulan

[adambstingus]

The 8 Types Of Idiots You’ll See At Your Fourth Of July BBQ

This Tuesday marks the most American holiday of the year, which also means that it marks the most bro holiday of the year. Its the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence by the homie TJ (thats Thomas Jefferson, you idiot) and his frat bros, which ultimately just gave a giant fuck you to King George and his entire British colony back in 1776. Yeah, I Googled know some things.

These days, the 4th of July is a time for celebration involving slutty flag attire, 12pm blackouts, and children handling explosives because evidently, America loves to royally fuck things up (K, so its not that bad, Im prob just pissed because Target ran out of flag bikinis). But youre bound to get a solid Instagram make tons of memories that youll never remember, and that wouldnt be possible if not for the idiots who help create the entertainment. So here are all the types of people youll def come across in the midst of your afternoon hangover this weekend.

1. The Annoying AF “USA” Chanter

Starting to feel that 12pm headache roll in from your last round of Jell-O shots followed by a 2-story beer bong? Yeah, no, youre better than that. That raging migraine is due to fucking Captain Bromerica parading around in his flag speedo for 4 hours straight yelling shit like “USA” or “MURICA” after practically spitting out half his shotgunned beer. Hes also managed to piss off 80% of the party after pushing half the guest list into the pool fully clothed, and dont even think about challenging his shitty call in that last game of Beer Pong. Plz just go back to college, Dean.

2. The Politically Misinformed Idiot

Before you know it, WWIII is soon to break out in the suburbs of Maple Street because of this moron. The scary thing is, this can either be a singular person or an entire gang of political dipshits in their Make America Great Again hats, who begin drunkenly slurring about the founding fathers during the American Revolution that somehow turned into Trumpcare aka an IRL Facebook rant aka my worst fucking nightmare. We all know how this domino effect pans out. Before you know it, someone gets offended, and people who dont even want to get involved start shit. Like I literally just made this person up and hes already pissing me off. Next.

3. The Faux DJ

This dudes only interaction with a woman all day has been giving his Amazon robot, Alexa, demands to bump Party in the USA for the 12th time on repeat. He thinks hes the most clever motherfucker every time the chorus hits, but in all honesty, everyones shit faced at this point, and the song is a certified banger, so whatever. Hell also play some hits off his own SoundCloud playlist that consists of dubstep, Smash Mouth and Carly Rae Jepsen, so just let him.

4. The Instagram THOTs

Im not gonna lie to you and tell you that Ive never been this girl before, but I look great in red and Ill find any excuse to chug a PBR, so sue me. Youll never see a girl attempting to wrap a flag bandana around her boobs while posing with a limited edition American flag Svedka bottle (aka me) on Americas bday. TBH, our founding fathers were prob the biggest group of fuckboys in all the 13 colonies and would prob be proud of the cleavage effort betches put into their Instagram posts congratulating their hard work a billion years ago.

5. The Uninvited Guest

Also me at like, half the parties I attend. This person somehow managed to tag along from another party and like the savage they are, scooped up an entire plate of barbecued goods without anyone even realizing, or giving a shit for that matter. Honestly though, they dont even bug anyone that much, because their only social interaction is with whatevers on their platebut like, same same.

6. The Grill Master

Every summer BBQ has a grill Nazi master who literally does nothing but flip burgers while bitching about Trumps latest tweet in a Kiss the Cook apron. Did I mention he does this all fucking day? The grill master is like your dad taking directions on a family road trip aka he doesnt. On second thought, he prob is your dad. So dont even try to order your burger well done or protein-style tofu or whatever your dumb diet doesnt allow, because its either his way or the highway. Then again, Ill be wasted and in desperate need of food once 3pm rolls around, so fire me up fucking burnt toast for all I care.

7. The S.O. Youll Never See Again

Im really not trying to be a pessimist or anything, but if you plan on introducing someone to your friends or family at a BBQ where you know the possibility of a blackout is like 86% or higher, chances are you dont even care to remember them long after either. Listen, I get that nobody likes to be alone while watching the fireworks, but Im not about to invest my precious drinking time into some week-long hookup. On second thought, is he good at Flip Cup?

8. The Passed-Out DAB

Honestly, what betch doesnt love a day filled with drinking, napping, and then eating, in that exact order? The passed-out DAB (Drunk-Ass Bitch) has the brilliant mind to skip all the BS of dumb party games and acting like they love running into half their college class, only to come out of her slumber just in time for a gourmet variety of BBQ meats and an illegal light show. This genius was at her drunken prime at 12pm and managed to take a few good photos before looking like an actual swamp monster. Plus, didnt we all learned from the queen of DABs herself, Corinne Olympios, that Mr. All American Abraham Lincoln praises the frequent nap? If theres one thing I learned from my hot American history teacher, its that men look sexier with their hair pushed back, but mostly that history always repeats itself!

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/the-8-types-of-idiots-youll-see-at-your-fourth-of-july-bbq/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/172288213392

[samanthasroberts]

The 8 Types Of Idiots You’ll See At Your Fourth Of July BBQ

This Tuesday marks the most American holiday of the year, which also means that it marks the most bro holiday of the year. Its the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence by the homie TJ (thats Thomas Jefferson, you idiot) and his frat bros, which ultimately just gave a giant fuck you to King George and his entire British colony back in 1776. Yeah, I Googled know some things.

These days, the 4th of July is a time for celebration involving slutty flag attire, 12pm blackouts, and children handling explosives because evidently, America loves to royally fuck things up (K, so its not that bad, Im prob just pissed because Target ran out of flag bikinis). But youre bound to get a solid Instagram make tons of memories that youll never remember, and that wouldnt be possible if not for the idiots who help create the entertainment. So here are all the types of people youll def come across in the midst of your afternoon hangover this weekend.

1. The Annoying AF “USA” Chanter

Starting to feel that 12pm headache roll in from your last round of Jell-O shots followed by a 2-story beer bong? Yeah, no, youre better than that. That raging migraine is due to fucking Captain Bromerica parading around in his flag speedo for 4 hours straight yelling shit like “USA” or “MURICA” after practically spitting out half his shotgunned beer. Hes also managed to piss off 80% of the party after pushing half the guest list into the pool fully clothed, and dont even think about challenging his shitty call in that last game of Beer Pong. Plz just go back to college, Dean.

2. The Politically Misinformed Idiot

Before you know it, WWIII is soon to break out in the suburbs of Maple Street because of this moron. The scary thing is, this can either be a singular person or an entire gang of political dipshits in their Make America Great Again hats, who begin drunkenly slurring about the founding fathers during the American Revolution that somehow turned into Trumpcare aka an IRL Facebook rant aka my worst fucking nightmare. We all know how this domino effect pans out. Before you know it, someone gets offended, and people who dont even want to get involved start shit. Like I literally just made this person up and hes already pissing me off. Next.

3. The Faux DJ

This dudes only interaction with a woman all day has been giving his Amazon robot, Alexa, demands to bump Party in the USA for the 12th time on repeat. He thinks hes the most clever motherfucker every time the chorus hits, but in all honesty, everyones shit faced at this point, and the song is a certified banger, so whatever. Hell also play some hits off his own SoundCloud playlist that consists of dubstep, Smash Mouth and Carly Rae Jepsen, so just let him.

4. The Instagram THOTs

Im not gonna lie to you and tell you that Ive never been this girl before, but I look great in red and Ill find any excuse to chug a PBR, so sue me. Youll never see a girl attempting to wrap a flag bandana around her boobs while posing with a limited edition American flag Svedka bottle (aka me) on Americas bday. TBH, our founding fathers were prob the biggest group of fuckboys in all the 13 colonies and would prob be proud of the cleavage effort betches put into their Instagram posts congratulating their hard work a billion years ago.

5. The Uninvited Guest

Also me at like, half the parties I attend. This person somehow managed to tag along from another party and like the savage they are, scooped up an entire plate of barbecued goods without anyone even realizing, or giving a shit for that matter. Honestly though, they dont even bug anyone that much, because their only social interaction is with whatevers on their platebut like, same same.

6. The Grill Master

Every summer BBQ has a grill Nazi master who literally does nothing but flip burgers while bitching about Trumps latest tweet in a Kiss the Cook apron. Did I mention he does this all fucking day? The grill master is like your dad taking directions on a family road trip aka he doesnt. On second thought, he prob is your dad. So dont even try to order your burger well done or protein-style tofu or whatever your dumb diet doesnt allow, because its either his way or the highway. Then again, Ill be wasted and in desperate need of food once 3pm rolls around, so fire me up fucking burnt toast for all I care.

7. The S.O. Youll Never See Again

Im really not trying to be a pessimist or anything, but if you plan on introducing someone to your friends or family at a BBQ where you know the possibility of a blackout is like 86% or higher, chances are you dont even care to remember them long after either. Listen, I get that nobody likes to be alone while watching the fireworks, but Im not about to invest my precious drinking time into some week-long hookup. On second thought, is he good at Flip Cup?

8. The Passed-Out DAB

Honestly, what betch doesnt love a day filled with drinking, napping, and then eating, in that exact order? The passed-out DAB (Drunk-Ass Bitch) has the brilliant mind to skip all the BS of dumb party games and acting like they love running into half their college class, only to come out of her slumber just in time for a gourmet variety of BBQ meats and an illegal light show. This genius was at her drunken prime at 12pm and managed to take a few good photos before looking like an actual swamp monster. Plus, didnt we all learned from the queen of DABs herself, Corinne Olympios, that Mr. All American Abraham Lincoln praises the frequent nap? If theres one thing I learned from my hot American history teacher, its that men look sexier with their hair pushed back, but mostly that history always repeats itself!

Source: http://allofbeer.com/the-8-types-of-idiots-youll-see-at-your-fourth-of-july-bbq/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/03/26/the-8-types-of-idiots-youll-see-at-your-fourth-of-july-bbq/

[jimdsmith34]

The 8 Types Of Idiots You’ll See At Your Fourth Of July BBQ

This Tuesday marks the most American holiday of the year, which also means that it marks the most bro holiday of the year. Its the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence by the homie TJ (thats Thomas Jefferson, you idiot) and his frat bros, which ultimately just gave a giant fuck you to King George and his entire British colony back in 1776. Yeah, I Googled know some things.

These days, the 4th of July is a time for celebration involving slutty flag attire, 12pm blackouts, and children handling explosives because evidently, America loves to royally fuck things up (K, so its not that bad, Im prob just pissed because Target ran out of flag bikinis). But youre bound to get a solid Instagram make tons of memories that youll never remember, and that wouldnt be possible if not for the idiots who help create the entertainment. So here are all the types of people youll def come across in the midst of your afternoon hangover this weekend.

1. The Annoying AF “USA” Chanter

Starting to feel that 12pm headache roll in from your last round of Jell-O shots followed by a 2-story beer bong? Yeah, no, youre better than that. That raging migraine is due to fucking Captain Bromerica parading around in his flag speedo for 4 hours straight yelling shit like “USA” or “MURICA” after practically spitting out half his shotgunned beer. Hes also managed to piss off 80% of the party after pushing half the guest list into the pool fully clothed, and dont even think about challenging his shitty call in that last game of Beer Pong. Plz just go back to college, Dean.

2. The Politically Misinformed Idiot

Before you know it, WWIII is soon to break out in the suburbs of Maple Street because of this moron. The scary thing is, this can either be a singular person or an entire gang of political dipshits in their Make America Great Again hats, who begin drunkenly slurring about the founding fathers during the American Revolution that somehow turned into Trumpcare aka an IRL Facebook rant aka my worst fucking nightmare. We all know how this domino effect pans out. Before you know it, someone gets offended, and people who dont even want to get involved start shit. Like I literally just made this person up and hes already pissing me off. Next.

3. The Faux DJ

This dudes only interaction with a woman all day has been giving his Amazon robot, Alexa, demands to bump Party in the USA for the 12th time on repeat. He thinks hes the most clever motherfucker every time the chorus hits, but in all honesty, everyones shit faced at this point, and the song is a certified banger, so whatever. Hell also play some hits off his own SoundCloud playlist that consists of dubstep, Smash Mouth and Carly Rae Jepsen, so just let him.

4. The Instagram THOTs

Im not gonna lie to you and tell you that Ive never been this girl before, but I look great in red and Ill find any excuse to chug a PBR, so sue me. Youll never see a girl attempting to wrap a flag bandana around her boobs while posing with a limited edition American flag Svedka bottle (aka me) on Americas bday. TBH, our founding fathers were prob the biggest group of fuckboys in all the 13 colonies and would prob be proud of the cleavage effort betches put into their Instagram posts congratulating their hard work a billion years ago.

5. The Uninvited Guest

Also me at like, half the parties I attend. This person somehow managed to tag along from another party and like the savage they are, scooped up an entire plate of barbecued goods without anyone even realizing, or giving a shit for that matter. Honestly though, they dont even bug anyone that much, because their only social interaction is with whatevers on their platebut like, same same.

6. The Grill Master

Every summer BBQ has a grill Nazi master who literally does nothing but flip burgers while bitching about Trumps latest tweet in a Kiss the Cook apron. Did I mention he does this all fucking day? The grill master is like your dad taking directions on a family road trip aka he doesnt. On second thought, he prob is your dad. So dont even try to order your burger well done or protein-style tofu or whatever your dumb diet doesnt allow, because its either his way or the highway. Then again, Ill be wasted and in desperate need of food once 3pm rolls around, so fire me up fucking burnt toast for all I care.

7. The S.O. Youll Never See Again

Im really not trying to be a pessimist or anything, but if you plan on introducing someone to your friends or family at a BBQ where you know the possibility of a blackout is like 86% or higher, chances are you dont even care to remember them long after either. Listen, I get that nobody likes to be alone while watching the fireworks, but Im not about to invest my precious drinking time into some week-long hookup. On second thought, is he good at Flip Cup?

8. The Passed-Out DAB

Honestly, what betch doesnt love a day filled with drinking, napping, and then eating, in that exact order? The passed-out DAB (Drunk-Ass Bitch) has the brilliant mind to skip all the BS of dumb party games and acting like they love running into half their college class, only to come out of her slumber just in time for a gourmet variety of BBQ meats and an illegal light show. This genius was at her drunken prime at 12pm and managed to take a few good photos before looking like an actual swamp monster. Plus, didnt we all learned from the queen of DABs herself, Corinne Olympios, that Mr. All American Abraham Lincoln praises the frequent nap? If theres one thing I learned from my hot American history teacher, its that men look sexier with their hair pushed back, but mostly that history always repeats itself!

source http://allofbeer.com/the-8-types-of-idiots-youll-see-at-your-fourth-of-july-bbq/ from All of Beer http://allofbeer.blogspot.com/2018/03/the-8-types-of-idiots-youll-see-at-your.html

[bunnyjins]

92 STATEMENTS

Tagged by @sleepyw0ns, @urmomstax and @monjinki (I am so sorry for doing this so late ;-;) so uhhh here we go guys 92 STATEMENTS TAG

LAST




1. Drink: Café Latte




2. Phone call: My dad, telling him my math exam result




3. Text message: my only irl meme friend




4. Song you listened to: Grim - Lund (it’s such a good song listen to it if you can 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼)




5. Time you cried: like two days ago, bc i love Autumn Leaves by bts so much




6. Dated someone twice: who is dating? idk her




7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah




8. Been cheated on: no




9. Lost someone special: yes




10. Been depressed: no, never




11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: lmaoo no




LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: black, burgundy and green




IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:




15. Made new friends: hell yeah, some that i wish to talk more with but i’m so shyyyy T-T




16. Fallen out of love: no




17. Laughed until you cried: yes at a shitty spanish and norwegian joke




18. Found out someone was talking about you: no




19. Met someone who changed you: ofc yes i luv my new friends




20. Found out who your friends are: i have an idea with my irl friends, but not really




21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: lmaoo no




GENERAL:




22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 40% maybe




23. Do you have any pets: two cats called Spraglen and Dingo




24. Do you want to change your name: i used to, but not now




25. What did you do for your last Birthday: had my norwegian midterm >_> but other than that I don’t remember




26. What time did you wake up: 11am but my mom should’ve let me sleep bc i was cranky A F




27. What were you doing at midnight last night: making mbs




28. Name something you can’t wait for: sleep




29. When was the last time you saw your mom: I’m staring at her rn




30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i could list some things but idek, then i’m not me anymore




31. What are you listening right now: Shine Forever - Monsta x




32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I know a dude who has Tom as his first three letters




33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my sister needing to explain everything and apologizing 25/8




34. Most visited Website: youtube




35. Elementary: don’t really remember




36. High School: starting soon




37. College: yes i would like that




38. Hair color: brown but bleached the tips so i have an ombre




39. Long or short hair: L O N G




40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah




41. What do you like about yourself: my eyes




42. Piercings: 1 in both ears, a fake septum bc my dad hates it and won’t really let me have a real one




43. Bloodtype: idek, one that mosqitos hATE bc i never get bit by them :D




44. Nickname: Ellow, Eyeliner, Elbow




45. Relationship status: rElATioNsHiP StaTus…. single




47. Pronouns: she/her




48. Favorite TV Show: Game of thrones




49. Tattoos: none




50. Right or left: left




51. Surgery: yeah, two




52. Piercing: answered




53. Sport: did dancing and i want to start gymnastic but my mom don’t think it’s a good idea




55. Vacation: I’m in Denmark rn




56. Pair of trainers: Nike, if your wondering what shoes I wear




MORE GENERAL:




57. Eating: i love meat




58. Drinking: coffee




59. I’m about to: post some mbs and edits




61. Waiting for: sleep




62. Want: sleep




63. Get married: yes




64. Career: something with technology and productions idek




65. Hugs or kisses: B O T H




66. Lips or eyes: both




67. Shorter or taller: taller




68. Older or younger: older




70. Nice arms or nice stomach?: don’t really care




71. Sensitive or loud: sensetive




72. Hook up or relationship: relationship ples




73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesutant




74. Kissed a stranger: no




75. Drank hard liquor: no




76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I’ve lost both, I used to lose them A L L T H E T I M E




77. Turned someone down: no




78. Sex in the first date: If my date is great then i might




79. Broken someones heart: don’t think so




80. Had your heart broken: nah




81. Been arrested: hdjdjd no




82. Cried when someone died: yes




83. Fallen for a friend: no




84. Yourself: ehhh maybe




85. Miracles: no




86. Love at first sight: nah




87. Santa Claus: you, me an intelectual: Siaint Nicolas




88. Kiss in the first date: yeah maybe




89. Angels: angel of sleep plz come to me




OTHER:




90. Current best friends name: idek




91. Eyecolor: Green




92. Favorite movie: The Nightmare before Christmas, I’m down to watch it all day err day

if you read through all that congratz 👏🏼👏🏼

I’m tagging @sweetjooheonie@princesssjoy@guksuu@xiiumiins @hyungwvn @aegyojin890 @94wons @smol-kihyuns @polyglotal @sweetjooheonie @hyunqvwon @iminterstellar @floofta-x @lostinmonstax (if you’ve already been tagged, I’m sorry)