#edit: by Talos this can't be happening

[wolvereaux]

Get off dating apps. The love of your life is on Ao3.

[hotcinnamonsunset]

hey. don’t cry. you weren’t defeated for the 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th time in the vote for speaker of the house.

[magician-stuff]

[his-name-is-stewart]

crying shaking sobbing

[thecabbagegirl]

Impulse getting boogey for first time (in any series?): Time for drama! Editing! Who will I betray!!!

Pearl standing 100000 feet up on 1 wide dirt: by Talos this can't be happening!

[eating-plastic]

Self Ship This or That Template

Template by @deathdetermineslife

Thank you to @starlight-selfships for informing me about pixlr to help me edit these. Seriously, you're the best, Bun!

Under the "read more" is just some explanations of my choices. Feel free to ignore if you don't care too much about my self ship ramblings, you won't hurt my feelings lol

Me

Brief cameo of human Rita for Ricky, because Killer Frequency doesn't have anything crazy or supernatural; a raccoon girl wouldn't fit in. With the Uncanny Valley, however, my lil raccoon girl self isn't the craziest thing walking around. Plus, this bushy tail of mine keeps me from becoming REALTOR chow (seriously, imagine trying to eat a clump of fur, it doesn't sound fun does it)

Cats or dogs: both, because despite owning cats all my life, I love dogs equally

Amusement Parks or Museums: museums because I'm terrified of thrill rides like roller coasters, so I wouldn't have much at amusement parks

Roller Ricky

Cats or Dogs: Dogs, but honestly, Ricky's an animal lover through and through and only likes dogs just a smidge more than cats

Long Walks or Long Car Rides: Long walks, because I feel like Ricky loves to move. I mean he had the nickname Runner Ricky and now Roller Ricky, he loves to be active. Also I don't think he likes sitting for long periods of time all that much

Drawing or Writing: Drawing, I don't know, I could see Ricky just kinda doodling every once in a while. Not sure if he'd be really good at drawing, but he would prefer it over writing I think

Traveling or Staying Home: Both, because I think it just depends on his mood. He'd definitely love to travel every now and again and try something new, but there are also times when he just would like to stay home

Morning or Night Time: Morning! Ricky gives me the vibes that when he wakes up, he's ready to start the day

Cold Weather or Hot Weather: Hot weather, because I feel like Ricky enjoys going out and doing things outdoors when it's nice and warm out. That doesn't mean he wouldn't like building a snowman or having a snow ball fight when winter arrives though

Land Animals or Marine Life: As I said previously, Ricky is an animal lover, but mostly for land animals. I could see him liking sea turtles though. I know that's random, but hey it's fun getting random thoughts like that about what your f/os like

Maison Talo

Cats or Dogs: well in terms of owning one, that can't happen. I just feel like it wouldn't work with his house body. It already took him a while before I was even able to live inside of him safely due to him needed to make absolute sure my tail doesn't shed too much. That being said, just out and about, he prefers cats. I don't think he likes dogs at all

Pancakes or Waffles: neither, because that's not how he eats. I mean, yeah REALTORS can and do eat regular food, but it's not filling and serves more as a little snack here and there. Even then, I don't think Maison would like either

Amusement Parks or Museums: museums. I feel like Maison appreciates art and history a lot and he'd definitely prefer the quiet, lowkey atmosphere

Chocolate or Candy: Now I know I just said he doesn't eat like that for pancakes or waffles, but I just feel like he likes chocolate. Dark chocolate to be specific, because he says he doesn't have much of a sweet tooth (unlike me lol)

Long Walks or Long Car Rides: Long walks, because unless you have a convertible, I don't think closing a car door on his lure cord would feel nice

Drawing or Writing: Writing because I feel like Maison would enjoy writing little poems every now and again

Traveling or Staying Home: Staying home, but it's not like he has a choice; his lure cord keeps him from leaving the Uncanny Valley. However, because the island actually moves, I feel like the Uncanny Valley adapts to the culture of wherever it is closest to, so he gets a little slice of different cultures every time the island moves around so it's like he doesn't even need to travel

Morning or Night Time: Morning, because you know what they say: the early REALTOR catches the potential buyer...or something like that

Cold Weather or Hot Weather: hot weather because that's when it's easier for him to find potential buyers and keeping himself fed

Land Animals or Marine Life: no preference because I feel like Maison would find something fascinating within either category. He's not the biggest fan of television, but he does like watching documentaries about different things, including animals. When it comes to being entertained and not learning anything though, he usually reserves that for books

[duncanor]

THEY DELETED WILL'S CASTLE BYERS CLASSICS?????? BY TALOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Edit: they're all gone actually, what the hell..

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

OKAY SO I JUST FINISHED SECRET INVASION (I know I'm late to the party but it was airing while I was at Stagedoor and I have like no signal there and wifi is spotty at best) AND I AM 1. U N W E L L and 2. BREAKING OUT THE RED STRING REGARDING THIS GOING INTO THUNDERBOLTS SO STRAP IN

(spoilers below the break and also this is gonna be a long one)

So I know they've said the Thunderbolts movie is gonna have things to do with Vibranium, and I get that, but part of me thinks the Skrulls are gonna play a part in it.

Edit: HAD TO EDIT THIS POST BC I FULLY FORGOT ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF JOHN WALKER. LIKE. TRULY IMPRESSIVE HONESTLY.

Okay so I have a lot of thoughts so we're just gonna word vomit

HEAR ME OUT

This may be entire circumstantial evidence but looking at the lineup we have 3 people who fight with brute force in a hand to hand situation (Bucky, Alexei, Antonia kinda), 3 people who are shown to be amazing ranged weapon fighters (Bucky, Antonia, Yelena)

And also Ava bc I havent figured out how her specific power set factors into this theory but I think someone like her is just giid to have around for strategic/espionage/surveillance reasons.

We've seen in SI that Skrulls even without the Super Skrull machine have some sort of enhanced strength with Talos in like the first or second episode and then again during the Motorcade fight when he saves the President

(and we will GET to the president)

which for Super Soldiers might be an even match, like Steve and Bucky in CATWS

or at least they can take a lot more damage and heal a lot quicker than the others.

Ranged weapons, I mean there's a full on human/Skrull war going on now, you're probably gonna want at least some people who can stay out of direct fighting

or in the case of Bucky and Antonia, you can't have them taking damage all the time,

and then also having someone like Ava who can sneak around unseen and undetected is of course a good way to infiltrate Skrull bases undetected/figure out who all is a Skrull/again she's just generally a strategic advantage to any team she's a part of imo

The Vibranium could also still factor into it too

I mean Skrulls are an alien species and Vibranium is a metal from space like it isn't unheard of

Also I have a horrible thought that won't happen bc Chris and Scarlett are gone but Bucky and Yelena having to fight Skrulls that look like Steve or Nat respectively would make me U N W E L L

I don't think it would inhibit them tbh, I think it would go a lot more like the Mustang Vs. Envy fight at the end of FMAB where it's like "they're dead I know they're dead and the fact you're wearing their face isn't weakening me it's making me angrier"

Watch FMAB it's great

This is the scene though if you want what I'm talking about condensed, the specific spot it starts at is 4:18

Or Bucky fighting a Winter Soldier Skrull

The TRAUMA but also the CATHARSIS of Bucky LITERALLY fighting his demons

AND WINNING

Aaaaaaanayways

Looping back to the President I said we'd get to

Diet Trump over there is definitely not gonna be president by the time TB rolls around

like Fury said what he did with the Skrulls is definitely some one-term president bs.

By the time he's out of office there's gonna be such a spike in hate crimes(?) against Skrulls/general murder that no one in their right mind would back him for re election

(at least I think. I hope. I'm praying Marvel doesn't emulate real life in this respect)

So my thought is

I'm basing this solely on a rumor I heard months ago abt Ross's role Thunderbolts so big grain of salt here

that's how Ross becomes President

and , and he may run on a campaign stating he'll end the lunacy

and I don't doubt that he'd want to

but from what little I know about him he seem like an "ends justify the war crimes" type guy

so my thought is he's sending the Thunderbolts in to do something relating to Skrulls

The Super Skrull machine may be how we specifically get Red Hulk too

I know we established in She-Hulk that the Hulk blood can be injected and stuff

But my thought is maybe he recreates it or something

And when infused with Radiation instead of Gamma rays (I don't know science they might be too different idk) it gives us Red Hulk instead of the usual Hulks we get, or anything like Abomination

That one has less backing it I just think it's neat

But idk those are my theories pls tell me what y'all think I have so many thoughts

[calicostorms]

[ID: Screenshot of a Talos statue wearing armor and holding a sword edited to have a cape in the bi flag colors. Above and below reads "Bi Talos" and "this can't be happening" respectively /END ID]

is this anything

[martyrbat]

some nights... | alfred pennyworth & bunny pajamas

[ID: four panels of Alfred Pennyworth in pink pajamas with white bunnies on them. He's holding a flashlight as he searches for something, the background edited to be solid pink. There's narration boxes spaced out across the four panels. All together they read, "Some nights are calm... quiet... The young master leaves early and won't be home until sunrise. On those nights, he does a last bit of straightening, turns out the lights, and sleeps a good six hours. Other nights are busy... noisy... All-night research needs a steady stream of coffee and pastries. Sometimes an ear as well, to listen as the young master figures something out. He prefers the quiet nights to the noisy ones, of course... But they're both better than the in-between nights. The nights where he thinks he hears something. The ones that should be quiet... but somehow aren't, quite." END ID]

(below cut: alfred doesn't know colour theory)

[ID: a panel of Batman sprawled against giant atalagmite rocks in the Batcave. His long cape is draped above his head and behind him, it caught on the rocks that lead from the outdoor entrance. There's a long trail of blood that comes up from the bottom of the panel and is splattered all around his unconscious body. The narration boxes continue, "He walks down those steps, knowing full well the young master will be there, working on something unexpected...but until he rounds the corner and sees, he thinks of all the things that might have gone wrong in the night and..."END ID]

[annabelle--cane]

I'll say to myself "I'm going to write a story informed by my own experiences with a certain type of life event" and then be shocked when I have to write scenes that are similar to my experiences with a certain type of life event

[wishing-well-art]

I wrote a "We don't talk about blorbo" parody that is absolutely godawful, like this is so cringe. Enjoy everybody.

We don't talk about Blorbo, from, my, shows

We don't talk about Blorbo… but

It was November 5th

(It was November 5th)

We were here posting shit, scrolling through color of the sky

(Do you love the color of the sky?)

Destiel crashes in, winning the election

Superhell!

Help! I'm on European time!

I’m sorry mutual, [reblogs]

CW said “We got the gays”

Slug live reaction

"Y yo a ti Cas" dub translates

This hellsite crashes

It was a very kûrsʹĭd day

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Way

We don’t talk about Blorbo from my shows

We don’t talk about Blorbo!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of Supernatural trending

The color of the sky post is almost never ending

Watch the plinko horse eeby deeby down to hell, thump-thump-thump

Tumblr Post+, they think imma be spending

Money on a site that’s images are still pending

Say you stole the president’s shoelaces just to tell

Are they on Tumblr as well?

Skinny, suit and tie

A top hat on his head

Pretty much describes

The Tumblr sexymen

Stop being horny

Please fucking delete (hey!) this

We don’t talk about Blorbo from my shows (no no)

We don't talk about blorbo (don’t talk about blorbo)

All I said was a joke, and then

We’re paying three ninety cents (no, no!)

All I said was a prediction

On my blorbo’s death! (no, no!!)

Apollo seeks random internet users for him to bless (no, no!)

You don’t want his gift, then you keep your silence!

P.o.v., you left for a week, and all posts are about ps5’s

P.o.v., you can't fucking read, horses are tumbling down into fire

By talos, this can’t be happening

P.o.v., you are John Green, and it’s twenty-fifteen,

And you’re run off the site

No more editing posts

Hey this, could be a cool children’s hospital (no more editing posts)

No more edited posts

Um, Blorbo

Yeah, about my Blorbo

Does anyone wanna hear about Blorbo

My scrunkly, my scrunglo, my blorbo

(Mutual, I'm blocking your tags)

Touch some grass!

Skinny, suit & tie / It was November 5th (it was November 5th)

A top hat on his head / We were here posting shit

Pretty much describes / scrolling through color of the sky

The Tumblr sexymen / Do you love the color of the sky

Please stop being horny/ Destiel crashes in winning the election

Please fucking delete this / superhell

Help I’m on European time!

I’m sorry but I gotta reblog / Can some posts die can they die / (By talos, this can’t be happening)

CW thought they got the gays / Skinny, suit and tie

"Y yo a ti cas" dub translates / a tophat on his head

It was a very kûrsʹĭd day, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Way / Pretty much describes the Tumblr sexymen /

And I’m fine, and I’m fine, and I’m leaving this hellsite!

Destiel?!

Don’t talk about Blorbo (why did I post about blorbo?)

Not a gif about Blorbo

I never should’ve posted about Blorbo!

Anyway, I also did the awful deed of recording it as well, you can find it on my YouTube channel here.

Tag list:

Most of you never asked to be put on a tag list, but I figured since yall liked the concept enough to reblog or comment on it you'd want to be notified it was posted

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[ircn-dad]

Hi! First of all i want to say i love your blog! I get happy when you post.

I have been thinking about this for a while now but have you noticed the double standard related to mcu Tony? Like, fans hating on him for taking Peter to Germany to fight (it was not meant to be a fight) the Rogues but no one said anything about Talos/Fury asking Peter to fight the elementals and I think it was implied that Fury only gave Talos Peter's number before going to space. It's like they are looking for reasons to hate Tony.

There was another example I want to use but it's related to the 4th movie of MCU Spider Man i am not sure if you are comfortable being spoiled by the rumours related to the movie. 😅

Anyways, I love your blog! Have a nice day!

You're absolutely right anon.

People loves to shit on Tony's mistakes, but when other characters do the same exactly mistakes, NO ONE says a word.

For example, We can consider how the fandom treats May and Tony.

Antis are always like "Tony brought a kid to a war! he's unconscious! He put Peter's life in danger!", but when you point out that May did the same (she encouraged Peter to be Spiderman in FFH and told him he had a lot of responsibility as Spiderman in NWH) they don't say nothing. Kinda ironic huh?

They want Peter to be a hero who doesn't need help, but I didn't see any hate towards the rumours about daredevil helping him in the next movie (I think that's what you were taking about). They called Peter "Iron man Jr" for YEARS even if he literally proved everyone in homecoming that he didn't need the suit to be Spiderman, but as soon as Peter collaborates with Daredevil everyone is happy. Again, kinda ironic.

They judge Tony because he left Edith to a teenager, but they can't think for more than two seconds and realise that Tony didn't choose to give Edith to Peter.

Since Fury / Talos has been blipped, Tony must have given Edith to him during homecoming and Infinity War. Was he planning to let them to Peter? Yes. Did he planned to leaving the glasses to Peter when he was just seventeen? No. Tony plans everything, he probably wanted to give it to Peter when he was older. But even if he wanted to, what's the problem? Antis wants Peter to be independent, but they can't trust Peter with edit (unlike Tony. Tony trusts Peter, he believed nothing bad would happen because Peter is a good kid. How he could imagine that Mysterio would have taken the glasses?)

What do I think? People loves to say shit on him, but cannot see when a character does the same thing. Or when they hate him for building weapons, but do not say a word about Steve, Sam and Bucky using to be soldiers, Natasha and Clint being assassins or Wanda being literally a mass murderer. Everyone makes mistakes in the MCU, but if you hate Tony for something every other characters did... well I've got news for you.

You have the rights to do not like a character, but at least do not be an hypocrite.

[assortedvillainvault]

The Bloggening

Aight then, time to tell y'all what's coming up next!

As you can see, my asks are now disabled, and will continue to be so until I clear out my to do list. Said to do list is as follows:

Masterlists, Drafts, DV'Cule prompts, and OF COURSE, my ASKS.

Holy hell peeps I've got a lot of asks (thank you all sm!!)

In More Detai! The bloggening plan is as follows:

Masterlists To Be Created For;

Hades COMPLETE

Jafar COMPLETE

The Horned King COMPLETE

Captain Hook COMPLETE

Captain Barbossa COMPLETE

Davy Jones COMPLETE

Yzma COMPLETE

Drafts To Be Completed;

Breakdown of That One Arcane Scene that makes my chest hurt COMPLETE

C. Hook 'Teaching Reader how to Dance' Ask COMPLETE

Reblog of a @disney-android-foundation post that makes me wheeze COMPLETE

DV'Cule Prompts to Write;

Out-Cheating the Carnival COMPLETE

Frollo Does Not Approve of Anything, Ever, Pt. 1.5 COMPLETE

Frollo Does Not Approve of Anything, Ever, Pt. 2

Hades Has to Pick a Plus 1 COMPLETE

By Talos this Can't be Happening, Frollo Edition

ANOTHER Undead Sorcerer?!

Ask List, In No Particular Order;

Romance One Shot, Captain Hook X Reader COMPLETE

Imhotep Summons Pitch Black, Headcannon/Drabble COMPLETE

Fluffy Confession, Barbossa X Reader

Friends to Lovers, Hades x Fem!Reader COMPLETE

Dr. Facilier, Headless Horseman and Horned King. Fluff Headcannons

Pitch Black X Human!Reader, Headcannons COMPLETE

Married Life with The Horned King, Headcannons (two-part ask)

Retro Video Game Love, TFP Starscream X Reader

Witch/Mage!Reader X The Horned King, Headcannons COMPLETE

You're a DemiGod?! Jafar X DG!Reader, Headcannon/Drabble COMPLETE

Who's the Better Pirate?? Hook, Barbossa, Davy Jones. Headcannon/Drabble COMPLETE

Comfort Headcannons, Starscream OR Darksiders Character of My Choice (Undecided)

More Hades x Eldritch!Reader, Headcannons (Two requests) COMPLETE

Hades X OCD TransMasc!S/O, Headcannons

NOS4A2 X Electomancer!Reader, Headcannons

Imhotep X Insecure!Reader, Headcannons

Thieving Meet-Cute, NOS4A2 X Villain!Reader, One Shot

Hades vs Lost Kittens, Drabble COMPLETE

“Did you just bite me?” prompt, DV'Cule One Shot

“Keep screaming. No one’s gonna hear you.” prompt, Starscream x Human!Reader COMPLETE

“Don’t bleed on my carpet” prompt, Imhotep X Reader

“You licked me!” prompt, TFA Blitzwing X Reader COMPLETE

TFA Blitzwing X Chaotic!Reader COMPLETE

Family Kidnapping, NOS4A2 x Reader Headcannons/One Shot

"I remember you" prompt, Horned King X Reincarnated!Reader COMPLETE

"Comforting touches" prompt, Davy Jones X Reader COMPLETE

Return to the Resturant! DV'Cule vs Waiter Headcannons/One Shot COMPLETE

Imhotep X LovesPDA!Reader, Headcannons COMPLETE

“Don’t bleed on my carpet” prompt, Hades X Reader COMPLETE

That's Everything! I'll be Editing and reblogging this post as I go!

Btw in the absence of asks feel free to comment/reblog and say stuff in tags for that sweet sweet serotonin and writing juice to fuel me onwards. I cry with joy everytime someone takes the time to leave me a sweet message or say how much they enjoyed my work, means a lot!

Premptively I'm going to thank everyone for your patience as this won't be cranked out overnight XD

[friend-of-giants]

@our-lady-oh-mara ooh that would have been a great idea, adding some tiny little subliminal message to the pages!

Apocrypha

I got to thinking about the Black Books and their gross tentacles, and wanted to draw it.

I'm actually really happy with how this turned out.

[beautyfulskyrimdaily]

Me: There are so many great games that have come out this year that I could save up for! Halo Infinite, Resident Evil Village, oh Far Cry 6!

Todd Howard, tapping on my window: Oh admin, you haven't played Skyrim in over 4 years, let's change that. *waves Anniversary Edition*

Me: By Talos this can't be happening.