#eddie oswald

[moonlighter]

I might have a problem

[valiantcheesecaketrash]

BRCU incorrect quotes part 2: electric boogaloo

[readthephible]

my first BRCU fic to hit ao3!!! i am bouncing back and forth between different forms of art but i really wanted to start posting works again 🥰

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AHEAD]

EDDIE OSWALD//BLAH BLAH THE CLOWN:

OLIVER ACRIMONY:

[ur-fave-is-plural]

Eddie Oswald (from Blood And Makeup) is an accidentally created system (catharigenic)

[trevolinesmelody]

Penguins for the penguin :>

[thatoneartistinthecorner]

Batman doodle dump cuz I forgot to post them 💀

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

Do you have any headcanons about the Ghoul's cum? Is it an unusual color, taste, or texture? Is it radioactive? If you look at it under a microscope, do the sperm cells look mutated? Can he get someone pregnant? If he cums inside someone, are there any side effects?

I feel like my answer to this shouldn't start with "I have actually given much thought to what ghoul cum would be like", and it shouldn't be as long as it is, Anon, but here we go:

I headcanon that being a ghoul does make you infertile, especially as a man...early on. Radiation is a massive sperm-killer so I think all the human sperm would be wiped out pretty damn quick. But I think if you manage to stay alive long enough into the ghoulification process (which can be instantaneous or can be drawn out over years and years), your boys could possibly adjust and "heal" from being so damaged by the radiation and start producing sperm again. In the lore of the games, there are records of ghouls reproducing with one another (though it is not elaborated on at all and is apparently rare), so why would it be out of the realm of possibility (in the Fallout universe) that they could reproduce with healthy humans?

I think it would take the right human, the right ghoul, and the right conditions (my heart says 'radstorm', but I know how deeply corny that is), but I do think it's possible for some ghouls to get women pregnant.

I don't think their sperm themselves would necessarily be remarkable under a microscope; sperm having multiple heads/tails, no head/tail, and other malformations already exists in human men, and the number of them visible in a sample is used as an indicator of sperm quality. I think, that close, a sample from a ghoul would just look like a sample from a regular man with poor quality sperm.

The semen would be very radioactive after a few years, especially if you had sexual contact with an older ghoul or a still-sentient glowing one like Jason Bright or Oswald the Outrageous. I think it has a bit of a strangely-colored hue and I think it's thicker in consistency than before. You will absolutely get sick from it (especially if you swallow it) if you don't properly prep with Rad-X. Expect all the traditional symptoms of radiation sickness (fever, fatigue/fainting, confusion, vomiting, red inflammation and burns in the places you had direct physical contact, bleeding from the nose/mouth, unusual bruising) if you don't, and have Radaway ready for afterwards. What's the stuff for if not saving us from ourselves?

When a ghoul cums inside you, you can absolutely taste it, like you rested a nickle on the back of your tongue. You'll really hate it at first, but eventually you'll come to tolerate, even like it. Try not to let them "shoot up the club" every single time, though, since it'll probably leave you incredibly raw and sore. It's also long-accepted ghoul-fucker canon that your sentient ghoul lover cumming inside of/all over you can hide your scent from feral ghouls.

When I tell you that shit would taste so bad, I'm not even sure I have the proper words for what I think it would be like. Sort of like licking a battery combined with the bitter, acidic flavor of bile (and also the taste of semen, which doesn't exactly taste great anyway). You'll probably try to be sexy and brave and at least let your ghoul lover cum on your tongue once, but trust me when I say you'll never offer again. Especially since their regenerative abilities make them cum buckets every single time.

Godspeed, ghoul fuckers. We wouldn't do it if we weren't willing to risk a little rad exposure, right?

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I did it again with a bingo thing…

I do like how Arlo’s sheet is almost entirely full

All of these characters need deep psychological help

I got bored and decided to do a few of a probably out dated meme with my few blorbos

Arlo is extreme in every way

I wish to throw them all against a wall until they stick, the only vague exception is Blame, who I will only throw against a wall once then sell him drugs

I think my type for blorbos is intense as fuck dorks for the most part

Blank:

[rockpaperscissuhs]

HBO WWII Rewatch | Week 11 - Favorite Company

[thalo-genderfluid-graham]

Just a few people I lose my mind, my time and heart to 🧎🏾 pt1

☆ Ian x Mickey ☆

☆ Will x Hannibal ☆

☆ Eddie x Buck ☆

☆ Nigel x Adam ☆

☆ Bucky x Steve ☆

☆ Eddie x Venom ☆

☆ House x Wilson ☆

☆ Frank x Matt ☆

☆ Dean x Castiel ☆

☆ Oswald x Edward ☆

I love them so much 😭😭

[clericxhood777]

no, ed, it's not straight hallucinating your best friend singing wake up alone by amy whinehouse to you i loved the cinematography in this scene tho

03x15 "Enough! I admit that killing you, killed apart of me." "There is no Ed Nygma without The Penguin!"

[shiresome]

REDO OF THESE DESIGNS !!!

Commissions

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[artcool12akyl]

💚💜 💜💚

[morganbritton132]

Sometimes Corroded Coffin will randomly get together to play in a local dive bar for fun, and after one of those nights, Eddie posts a Tiktok. Him and Steve have just gotten home, they’re on the good side of tipsy, and they’re making popcorn. Eddie is telling a story about something that happened that night while Steve is trying to get their dog, Ozzy, to do tricks for popcorn in the background. You can hear him call Ozzy’s name to get his attention but he says, “Ozzy, Oz. Oswald, c’mere.”

Eddie just stops mid-sentence. Gives him a look like, ‘?????? OsWaLd?????‘

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