#eddie and daveed

[ghost-of-diogenes]

Cocaine Bear truly had everything: Matthew Rhys with a silly moustache acting high off cocaine and then promptly dying a minute into the movie, a bear that does cocaine, homoeroticism, character actress Margo Martindale, the bear indeed does cocaine, the dog doesn’t die, three bears do cocaine in fact.

[murdrdocs]

minors dni.

on nerdy flustered boys who would fuck if given the chance:

he starts with little glances. staring at you on opposite ends of the classroom, thanking past him for accidentally picking a seat that gave him a perfect view of you, the seating allowing him to slide his eyes over your profile as you write something down, he quickly realizing that he's paying for a college education and not to stare at his pretty classmate like a creep.

the glances turn to stares, giving him a way to start noticing the small things about you. the changes in your skin tone from your under eye to your cheek, the way your nose curves and bends, the way the fluorescent light reflects off your bare shoulders. and then his eyes almost fucking bulge out of his head when he sees two pebbles poking through the material of your thin white tee.

he's too busy trying not to ogle to notice the small smirk on your lips, or to hear the professor enthusiastically encouraging you all to partner up. next thing he knows, you're walking over to him and his mouth is dry and he's going to say something but you do first.

"you dropped your pencil." you bend down, grab it from the floor, and look up at him through your lashes as you do so, sliding the mechanical tool over to him with a gentle smirk on your lips. he manages to blurt out a thanks that's no where near as appreciative as it should have been due to the way his brain is short circuiting.

you saunter away to a girl seated next to him, and he can feel the boner forming in his jeans. because for just a second there, a pathetic second, he had front row seats to the shape of your tits and the way your nipples poke perfectly through your tee.

ever since that one day, it's like anytime he sees you he sees your nipples too.

at the coffee shop on campus when he is getting something to power him through another day of assignments, you're sitting at a table by the window in a loose tee that pushes against your tits when you stretch a wave to him, exposing the little mountain just enough to have him salivating.

at the gym when he is there to bring something to his roommate, you're on the treadmill, running with a sports bra that strains as it holds your tits in, not doing much to conceal your pestering nipples.

and somehow, some fucking way, when he's in your bed, staring down at your bare nipples for the second time (by some miracle), concentrating hard and following them as they move with the thrusts that he delivers to you.

he's lost in it, head spinning from the sensations of your cunt squeezing around him near-perfectly, eyes blurring from staring at your tits and your face and the way your stomach contracts as he angles his cock just a little differently and you gasp appreciatively.

you babble out an almost incoherent sentence, the distinguishable words being along the lines of insinuating that he had to have some prior experience to this, the way he fucks you a clear guess as to why you’re assuming that.

and he tries to respond, the reply easy and on the tip of his tongue, but the starts of his orgasms brews low in his stomach and he can only focus on getting both of you to that point.

his thrusts sharpen, and his hand goes down to play with your clit a little, thumb finding the bud after a moment or two of fumbling around.

when you cum, he’s right behind you, shooting warm spurts into the latex of the condom as drool falls from his parted lips falls onto your chest. he watches it glide down the expanse, gather around your nipple, and slide the rest of the way down and onto your bed sheets.

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[lokischocolatefountain]

Pedro Pascal choosing roles

[maxanor]

9-1-1 | Season 8, Episode 4, ‘No Place Like Home’

[ridethehammett]

favorite quotes from my favorite rockstars!!

(that i yell around my house)

“your fucking band sucks!” -chris fehn, slipknot

“we got caught jerking off.” -krist novoselic, nirvana

“light em up!” -sid wilson, slipknot

“it’s a song…and we wrote it! 😃 no, um—” -jonathan davis, korn

(referring to craig) “look at him, do you wanna talk to him? i don’t wanna talk to him and i’m in a band with him.” -corey taylor, slipknot

“but you know wanna know what? i said i’m madonna, and i can do anything, okay?” -sebastian bach, skid row

“it’s not a tv studio…josh! turn these lights out! it’s a fucking rock concert!” eddie vedder, pearl jam

“hey, ugly. hey, BITCH.” -layne staley, alice in chains

“and i’ve been bugginaboutfletsomandjetsam for a long time.” -jason newsted, metallica

*silence* “…you can’t prove that.” -sean kinney, alice in chains

“👹WE DON’T WANNA TALK TO METALLICA.👹” lars ulrich, metallica

“WHERE’S THE SWIMMING POOL AT? 🗣️” -kirk hammett, metallica

“THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!?” -kirk hammett, metallica

“which metallica member is the most pregnant?” -lars ulrich, metallica

“everybody from underneath the stage gonna be lookin’ at my NUTS.” -jonathan davis, korn

“hope i choke on a crepe. hm, hope you choke on a dick.” *struggles to end the video* -dave mustaine, megadeth

“HAAAHAAAHAAAA! 🗣️” -fred durst, limp bizkit

[fallen-starchild]

don’t forget to kiss the homies <3

[duffsvelvet]

yearning for a place that no longer exists

[daddy-dins-girl]

Pedro Boys as Tops and Bottoms

Explanations under the cut but you know, don't come at me, this is just for fun :P

related posts: Pedro Boys "Every Friend Group Has..." Pedro Boys "During a Fire Emergency" Pedro Boys "Nice Argument. Unfortunately," Pedro Boys "Don't Fuck This Up" Pedro Boys "Dad(dy) Matrix" Pedro Boys & Stabbing Pedro Boys "Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic" Pedro Boys "Feral/Sad/Angelic" Pedro Boys Respond to "I love you." Pedro Boys "Character Tropes" Pedro Boys "Gay/Depressed/Horny on Main" Pedro Boys "Dad/THOT/Bastard" Pedro Boys "bring some Coke to the party" Pedro Boys "Zombie Apocalypse Team" Pedro Boys "I Want a Baby" Pedro Boys "As Babysitters" Pedro Boys "As McDonald's Dads" Pedro Boys "in a horror movie" Pedro Boys "Cinnamon Rolls" Pedro Boys "5 Kids, 3 Chairs" Pedro Boys "Playing Monopoly"

TOP: Dave, Javi and Oberyn. Big time "Alpha Male" energy here.They need to be in charge. Oberyn could maybe be switch if he was in the mood? But even if he was on the bottom he'd be "topping from the bottom" for sure.

BOTTOM: Silva is just facts. Maxwell... come on. Dieter is just too lazy/drunk/high to top. Just do what you want to him, he'll enjoy it.

BOTTOM THAT THINKS THEY’RE A TOP: Ezra, Whiskey, Joel. These three have "top energy" but they'd fold for a bigger Alpha personality. Or they're just so used to taking care of everyone else, sometimes its just nice to be taken care of instead, for a change of pace. Joel's biggest dirty secret is that he likes being Tess' little spoon.

SWITCH: Frankie, Din, Marcus P. I think these guys just wanna please. They'll do whatever you want, happily. WAIT, ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT BUNKBEDS?: Javi G and Eddie, my sweet, innocent baby angels ❤️. Never change.

[he13na]

i just. do not like short haired men. if he doesn't look like he could be an 80s metal band member i don't want him

[ltsmoving]

a kind of continuation of the lab post? mayhaps a lab assistant was getting revenge for their co-workers, or maybe it was just a hungry pred seeing another meal.

shrugs, i've just been in a massive prey mood recently i need to be dinner NOW.

[mirkhammett]

pls send me thots especially for kirk.. baby’s taken over my life rn o.o

he’s so silly i need to play with his hair and give him pretty bows ^_^

I NEED THEM SO BAD RAAAHHHHHH

[trentreznorgf]

Pearl Jam at Pinkpop 1992

[elowmojo]

MUNGROVE energy

[texaschainsawmascara]

Pearl Jam, Magnuson Park

[ineffablejaymee]

sometimes family is a succesfull woman and her green flag husband co-parenting her lame ex and his alien parasite boyfriend