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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

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Sometimes I get wizard high and pray to god that he doesn't take away the beauty of the world.

You are our last line of defense. If you don't get high and pray it all falls apart.

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily

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[guy who has been waiting all his life] bro what I need to do is find the opportune moment to land a single perfect strike, like I just need the perfect timing to pull off one direct hit and then the problem would be gone forever, boom, like it's insane how easy it'll be once the circumstances finally align and the hour is right, you guys have no idea,

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theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

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When I was a kid first getting accustomed to the wonderful world of computers and the internet, one of my favorite things to do was download print-out coloring sheets and mangle them in MS Paint.

This one was my favorite I think. I was 11 going on 12. Also I had no idea how much a pizza cost.

Date modified: 1/29/2002 2:49PM

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new cover + back for peace of mind 🧠

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Double figurine composed of the fore-quarters of facing cervids

Bronze, Iran in the Iron Age (14th–mid-6th century BC) and during the Neo-Elamite dynasties

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french alcohol ration ww1

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Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

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