#eb made this

[hyacinthsgareth]

pov: MORE new kathony content

[theninjazebra]

(edited, still weird, just gonna live with it)

(Also omg I've had the song stuck in my head all day, holy shit)

[arushofbulletstothehead]

Le epic 5th anniversary special

[cryingpariah]

Dragon hitting Sabo with that “you are my son, not my contingency plan” after Sabo almost gets himself killed for being reckless and responding to the anti-recklessness lecture with the “I know, I know. I’m supposed to lead if you get got” and that is nOT THE POINT SABO.

As frustrated as he is, Dragon doesn’t blame Sabo for his thinking. Nobles weren’t exactly subtle with how they viewed their offspring, at best you were a shiny chess piece, destined to be married off into another affluent family but at worst… And now with his memories back there’s been this withdrawal that neither of them have probably acknowledged. Dragon had genuinely believed it was due to all the new work he’s been assigning the kid so he’s been cutting back but Sabo still retreats, all while denying that’s what he’s doing. It’s what led them to right now, to Sabo equating his life here as just a backup for him.

Dragon had lived so much of his time in the Marines with that exact mindset thrust upon him. If something, heaven forbid, were to happen to Garp the Fist well they could rest easy now knowing Dragon was around to pick up the slack! It was incredibly demoralizing and worst of all, it took very little for him to internalize it. How many nights did he spend training obsessively to reach the peak of a mountain he had never wanted to climb to begin with? And without him even realizing it the cycle had continued…

“Sabo.” He took the blonde's head in his hands (resisting the urge to somehow shake his head rid of these thoughts).

“You are not my reserve. You are not my back up plan or substitute. You are a freedom fighter, friend, comrade, brother and son. You are worth so much more than some blaze of glory ending. Did I make you feel like you had to-.”

“NO NO YOU HAVEN'T! IT'S JUST…is that the whole point? To carry the torch, to be what the world needs?”

“At the expense of yourself?”

Sabo's mouth opened and closed in rapid succession before deflating. Still stubborn as he was he pointedly looked anywhere that wasn’t Dragon.

“Like you’re one to talk ya dang hypocrite..”

Oof, hit him where it hurts kiddo. Then again, probably should have seen it coming…

“Alright fair enough. I could definitely to have some..healthier habits. How about we try together then?”

A quick glance. “Yeah? You mean it?”

“I mean it.”

“Shake it on, East Blue style?” Sabo quickly spat in his palm before outstretching it to his father. Dragon chuckled before doing the same.

“…This is gross.”

“Mhm! That’s how you know it’s binding!”

[moonchild-in-blue]

I've been away the whole day for a lil online break, but look what I just made 🥹

they're curtain tie backs 🥹🌷

[gobbie-boom]

i love them, you see :)

[leapdayowo]

Evil Beezuma

[hyacinthsgareth]

pov: dare i say it… MORE new kathony content

[nerdalmighty]

I'm going to steal the Dedication Plaque.

[dvdkisser]

Stuff and things!!

[emily-mooon]

NORDEGRIM HEADCANONS

I need to get my many thoughts for them sorted out so here’s one big post for those many random thoughts!

- They are both very good listeners and will listen to the other talk for hours on end about their day and their interests

- Stacey and Neil will play video games together and almost always Neil will win much to Stacey’s chagrin. She will then proceed to throw the controller (it’s canon that she’s a sore loser w/ video games)

- Stacey’s the big spoon while Neil’s the little spoon (despite the fact that hes taller than her)

- Stacey does all of the talking. She will tell the cashier at McDonald’s that Neil asked for no pickles

- Neil fell first, Stacey fell harder*

- Stacey will steal some of Neil’s shirts. He doesn’t mind (though the comic panel one is iffy territory as that’s his favourite)

- I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, they will share bracelets and make their own together

- if they get married they DONT have kids. I just can’t see them having any (same goes for like every other SP character tbh)

-In their first year of uni, they shared a creative writing class. It was a big class so that’s why they didn’t know each other before volume 6 (despite being in the same room way before that)

- I imagine in SPTO Scott’s future (not the one we see where he didn’t change and was going through divorce) that old Stacey and old Neil are like newlyweds and are the most insufferable people to be around. After they get married they are in the honeymoon phase forever

- Stacey is a power bottom argue with my brick wall. She’s a bottom but Neil is even more of a bottom than her

-Neil works part time at an EB games near Second Cup so before they started dating he would stop by before his shift and get like a coffee and hope that Stacey would be there. After they started dating if their shift times line up they will commute to work together

- Stacey got Neil into her 60s rock music. He will randomly hum ‘I’m A Believer’ by The Monkees and get annoyed when some asks if that’s smashmouth he’s humming to (that song I mentioned is a nordegrim song to me)

- SPTO Neil turned Stacey into a cinephile so now they are both talking about the movie Crash

- DORKS IN LOVE IS THEIR CAPITAL D DYNAMIC

- they hold hands a lot :3

- they propose to each other at the same time

- Stacey has cold hands, Neil has warm hands

-they cuddle no matter how hot it is

* the trope of “A fell first, B fell harder” is misunderstood a lot. It doesn’t mean that B loves A more than A loves B, it means that A slowly fell in love with B while B had a moment with A that made them realize how much they loved A. That’s just how I’ve seen it described and I’ve been in fandoms where ppl have misunderstood the trope sm that I just wanted to make this fact as clear as I could.

And that it!

Feel free to share some of your own headcanons if you have any with me cause I would love to hear them! Make a comment on this post or send me an ask and I’ll do my best to answer them as fast as I can :]

Oh and also:

Hope you enjoyed my little headcanons!

[fipindustries]

is always interesting which of the classics i see and in what order through my life i see them. i saw the sound of music and forest gump and titanic when i was a little kid, clockwork orange and the rocky horror picture show and the big lebowsky when i was in highschool, pulp fiction and annie hall and the citizen kane in my first years of college, the cabinet of doctor caligari and 2001 space oddisey and the life of brian late in college, schindlers list and rescuing private brian and 12 angry men when i was 27 and i just saw dracula by coppola and alien now that im 31.

i stll havent seen the godfather, metropolis, its a wonderful life, dog day afternoon, taxi driver, the great dictator or lawrence of arabia, though id really like to.

there are just so many good movies to watch!

[loosesodamarble]

Welcome to the Black Bird Part 22: Zavier the Earnest

Summary: Introducing Asta as Zavier, the Black Bird's newest butler who seems to be having trouble learning the ropes. Genre: general Word count: ~850 A/N: This final artwork was done by @cringeyvanillamilk.

..........

“You’ve pulled a lot of stunts but this tops them all.” A man with short brown hair and amber eyes crossed his arms and glared at Asta. His blood red suit magnified his menacing aura. “If I weren’t so pissed I might even be laughing about it.”

“I’m really really reeeeally sorry about that, Coach Adolphe,” Asta sputtered as he looked at what was between him and the coach, if just to avoid looking him in the eyes.

Between Asta and Adolphe stood a desk and laid across it was a longsword. It was a genuine blade of steel. And it was snapped in two.

That evening, Asta, as part of the EBS Club, performed a swordsmanship display. The sword he had been using got caught in the cutting dummy and when Asta tried to pull it free, it snapped.

Everyone saw it. Asta was the only one to blame for the damage.

“I’ll take any punishment you decide, Coach!” Asta yelled and bowed at the waist.

“Quit that. It’s not like we’re the military,” Adolphe grumbled. “But if you’re willing to take responsibility, then all you need to do is pay to replace the sword.”

Asta’s head shot up. “That’s it? No suspension? I’m not off the team?”

“It’s not the school’s problem since it’s my own sword.”

Asta paled. Breaking his coach’s personal belonging and not school equipment felt like a far worse crime.

“It’ll be around ninety-thousand yul to replace it,” Adolphe stated. He slotted the broken blade into the matching scabbard, picked up the cast aside hilt, and walked to the door. “I don’t need the money right away but I’d prefer you pay me back before you graduate.”

Asta’s heart felt like it stopped. Right before it kicked into overdrive.

Mom’s gonna find out no matter what… But there’s no way I can just ask her to drop that much money out of the blue! Asta ran his hands through his hair. What to do? What to do? “Man! Why is thinking so hard?!”

.....

“Your butler has arrived, ready to serve!” Asta announced as he made the last couple of steps towards the table he was assigned to.

He paused upon recognizing one of his customers as Noelle, a schoolmate of Asta’s whom he looked forward to seeing everyday. With her was a guy with matching silver hair which cascaded down his back, mint green eyes, and an anxious look on his face. The guy looked vaguely familiar. Maybe he went to Four-Leaf too…

Noelle and the guy looked like they matched. Pretty faces, nice clothes, and put together. Something uncomfortable gripped Asta’s heart.

“Well! Lemme introduce myself! Zavier’s the name! And who do I have the honor of serving?” As Asta went through his designated spiel, he handed out the menus.

The boy raised an eyebrow then leaned closer to Noelle. “Didn’t you say his name w—?”

Noelle slapped a hand over the boy’s mouth. “I’m Noelle. This is my cousin Mathis.”

“Lady Noelle and Lord Mathis!” Asta grinned, maybe wider than he should’ve. “What can I start you with? Water? Tea? Coffee? Soft drink?” So they’re cousins! That’s great!

Asta didn’t question why he was elated by the news and skipped off to the kitchen once he had their drink orders. The trouble with that, though, was that he tried to skip down a flight of stairs.

Next thing Asta knew, he was on the ground floor of the dining area, his vision swimming.

“Just great…” someone said dryly. “He broke himself already.”

.....

Chaotic Dessert Tower. A stack of mini pancakes, waffles, and French toast which was topped with seasonal fruits and buttermilk syrup.

“It’s the perfect thing for indecisive customers, don’t you think?” Asta posed when he first suggested the idea to the chefs.

“Kinda looks like a mess,” Magna chuckled after taking a look at the concept sketch Rill had provided. “But I think it’ll be a hit.”

Not the most graceful in presentation but still sweet as can be, fun, and a welcoming presence to all; an apt description for both the Chaotic Dessert Tower and Asta, either as himself or as his butler persona. Of course, even chaos had to be practiced in order to make it pleasant for customers. The chefs made sure the dessert stack was plated to look disorganized without genuinely being unstable. Asta had to learn how to fake his serving trays being imbalanced without ever actually dropping anything. It was an oxymoron, putting care into looking careless. But that was the case for Asta.

In Secre’s eyes, the character that Asta played was a symbol of the Black Bird as a whole.

Despite the elegant aesthetic of the cafe, the cafe was not fine dining. The menu: eclectic. The butlers: eccentric. Customer satisfaction was their goal but they weren’t going to do it under a veil of perfection.

The Black Bird served goofily but earnestly. That’s how it was from the start and how it would continue.

[plasticfangtastic]

Born in blood and born again in blood.

Its this how he hopes to be cleansed and be made pure like marble?

[im-still-a-robot]

i dont remember if ive asked you before but were you the person behind the sentient mass of crafting tables

It seems I have finally been caught, after all these years o7

Honestly I don't remember if I've talked about it before, nor do I remember how subtle I actually was (I suspect I wasn't) but it was definitely a fun joke to run :]

[hyacinthsgareth]

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