#eating these up

[suugarbabe]

Hey, I saw your recent post. Please be safe! 🩷

As for asks, I wasn't sure if you were thinking headcanons or blurbs, but what's your thoughts on the Slytherin boys' favorite games. Could be video games (ik they don't have those but still), cards, etc.

I feel like Uno with the Slytherins would be like strip Uno or something haha

Don’t worry love we’re drinking at home tonight 🖤 but I appreciate the love & concern

I’ll do both video games & card games

Mattheo : mortal kombat & poker

Theo: super smash bros & hearts

Enzo: Mario kart & war

Blaise: legends of Zelda & 21

Draco: call of duty & spoons

If you want further explanation on any of these please ask & I will gladly give

[fluffy-lovely-clouds]

OOPSIE OK HII I FORGOT TO SEND RHESE MB BUT I have found the list,,

I love oswald and mickey sm soo,, hehe throws these at you !!

oswald and mickey are both TERRIBLE at lying and it def plays in when asking either of them if they're ticklish cause mickey will feel bad abt lying and will probably just straight up admit he is and oswald will just try his hardest to convince you he isn't tklish and will fail MISERBLY

oswald will choke back his laughter and will do everything he can to hold back and then there's mickey. he bursts into high pitched laughter before he's even touched JAHSYHDHF

Mickey starts beg within 2 seconds of being tickled and oswald won't unless you've literally tickled him half to death he just.he doesn't do that idk

Mickey doesn't do shit to get the ler to stop be just kinda.sits there and takes it JSHDHFH

oswald will "accidentally" tickle mickey and mickey will actually tickle oswald by accident

oswald is kicky as sHIT he kicks so much !!

verbal teasing kills both of them but esp oswald cause he is 10x more embarrassed of his ticklishness than mickey

oswald starts the tickle fights and mickey ends them

OOH speaking of tickle fights THEY HAVE THEM SO MUCH and oswald usually wins because of his unfair amount of luck,, occasionally he'll just let mickey win which he claims is "out of pity"

ozzy HATES the forbidden t word and mickey can say it so his favorite way to tease him is just him asking if it tickles and saying the word tickle non stop

mickey squeaks when he laughs cause he mouse and oswald is very jumpy cause he rabbit,,,,

oswald cant stay still but can hold back his laugh decently, mickey cant hold in his laugh to save his life but he's better at not squirming

can't decide if mickey would be the sweetest affectionate ler ever or if he'd be a merciless tickle monster,, (correct answer he's both and just is mean when he wants to be)

they both love tickling!! oswald was super touch deprived cause of the thinner disaster shit and it just makes him feel happy, only if its with someone he trusts tho like ortensia or his lil brother mick,, mickey enjoys it more so because of his child-like behavior <3

mickey has a really bubbly laugh and oswald has an evil ass cackle UAHSHDHF

WEEE I HOPE U LIKED THEM,, ive been saving these for a while eeheheh,,, runs away JAHSHDH

I. THESE. WHA

THESE ARE SO CUTE I AM SHAKING YOU SO MUCH RN ASH AGGHHH/POS!! I love that they're just kinda like polar opposite of each other, and then little traits they have like the squeaking and jumpiness, UGH MY HEART!

[guiltyidealist]

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[sluxxtyprinc3ss]

It’s all yours daddy 🥺👅

[eyelessfaces]

amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[slyandthefamilybook]

I'm talking bags of chips, fruit, bottled drinks, things like that

[microwavingfranky]

Where this goes, part 1.

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (end)

Hrrrrmmmmm okkaaaay soooooo

this is a sketch comic i drew last year (November 2023) shortly after finishing Ennie's Lobby and starting a new full time job. I didn't really write a script for it and i finished it in 2 weeks... this is completely unedited and just how i made it a year ago (lol rip good luck)

when i tell you i have never responded to anything more passionately in my life that is the truth... idk i fell into a coma or something, it was crazy

there are some things about this that I think are quite nice, which is why I'm sharing it!!! But also please note that it also deserves a good helping of "HE WOULD NOT F***ING SAY THAT" and i understand that 😂 i hope you are able to enjoy it anyway, i said what i said

I'll go through and link all the parts appropriately and work on the alt text once they're uploaded, please be nice to me :0 Read from left to right!

UPDATE: Alt text has been added! Sorry for the bad handwriting. Also added some description for the silent parts for potential text/audio only folks

[chloesimaginationthings]

DJ music man thinking about his peepaw from SOTM