#eating all the peanut butter

[doggosomniac]

i am very normal about my tattletail gijinka au

[gaynfl]

i saw a tweet that was like "why are americans so obsessed with peanut butter" so now i'm curious

[turtleblogatlast]

“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

[starii-void]

hc that leo valdez eats thigns like peanut butter and nutella straight out the jar when he’s hungry/bored but too lazy to get anything to eat

Jason, looking for Leo in the Argo II: Hey Leo, how’s the progress on-

Leo, holding a jar of nutella and a spoon as he’s trying to figure out the schemes for something:

Jason:

Leo:

Leo: Look. I wanted sugar. I’m stressed

Jason: The dining room exists for a reason. You created it-

Leo, gesturing at the nutella jar, then at his schematics: Don’t question my ways.

[peanutbutterex]

I think an underrated line from season two is “Frenchie it is a legume, they can kill you.” Just the way Stede says it cracks me up every time

[enden-k]

feeling drained and a bit of a mental low but i think im cured now for a bit

[aithusarosekiller]

James: Remus

Remus: yes?

James: you know how I'm your favourite?

Remus: ...sure

James: how much do you love me, exactly?

Remus: *slowly produces a spoon and hands it to James to share his jar of peanut butter*

James: 😦

Pete: woahhhhh

Sirius, whispering: he's the chosen one

[asexualbookbird]

people talk a lot about peanut butter and chocolate but what about peanut butter PRETZEL and chocolate huh? have you considered THAT??

[cloudycryptid]

everyone always tells me "what the fuck?" "why are you like this?" "how did you burn yourself trying to open an ice tea bottle?" "you need to be studied?" "what goes on in your head?" and frankly i'm tried of being the png of a lab rat what if i want to roam the streets and frolic fields nibble on cheese and break into homes and shit

[devilish-parrot]

trying my first pb and j

[sciderman]

web of spider-man #33

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

What the food pantry on campus does:

- gives me snacks and drinks to supplement my regular groceries, breakfast stuff, maybe ingredients for 1-2 actual meals

What the food pantry is really bad at doing:

- giving me food I can make into proper meals for the week

Oh you want juice? Here’s 2 little juice boxes. Nothing else; they’re limited. You want pasta sauce? 1 can; limited. You want produce? 2 produce item limit, except for the apples which are starting to spoil. You can have all of those. You want frozen chicken? One container only. Oh, they’re all stuck together and frozen? Sorry, you can’t have two; no chicken, I guess. Pasta? One box only. Rice? Two small bags, max. Breakfast bars? Yeahhhh, those are a snack, and you can only have five snacks, total. But if you put those pop tarts back, you could have some! Oh, you want donuts instead? Sure! But that’s a bakery item, and you can only have one baked good, so you’re gonna need to put that bread back. You want ziploc bags? Here, have two. Not two boxes, two bags. Item limits. Sorry. You can come back next week!

How the fuck are people supposed to actually *use* these things for weekly meal planning if there’s not enough to last a week???

I swear I am grateful for these resources I’m sure they’re doing the best they can with what they have I’m just *frustrated*. I’m trying to spend less on groceries bc I can’t really afford them. It’s nice that the food pantry gives me these small portions to last me a couple days. But that still leaves several days with not enough food unless I’m really creative or go grocery shopping, and I simply do not have the energy or time to be really creative.

[wizardnuke]

does anyone know if we have to roll that rock up the hill again tomorrow

[radley-rambles]

me: losing weight worryingly fast because I’m struggling to swallow

also me: hey you know what good high-calorie food we should have for breakfast? PEANUT BUTTER. You know, that thing even people without dysphagia struggle to get down. Yes, this is sensible. I am very smart

[crimeronan]

alright i dicked around on youtube and reddit all night but i'm starting my morning semi-strong by having done all my exercises + walking. i used the internet to ID eight different birds and a few plants around my neighborhood & then read about them online & now i'm taking a super hot bath bc the chilly air set off my raynaud's Hard. i ate some breakfast and i'm gonna make myself a cup of coffee post-bath and then i'm gonna take rafi to work n run several adult errands n make several adult phone calls. and i'm going to be Fine. and Not Flare Horribly. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[moreaujeans]

got drunk for the first time last night and drunk played animal crossing on my ds which i don’t even usually carry around with me but i was planning on just bringing my purse and needed Some sort of social crutch and that was all that could fit so i stuck it in there just in case even if i didn’t think i’d actually end up pulling it out and then it turned out everyone else was bringing their backpacks to play roblox so i didn’t need it anyway since i could then fit the social crutch i actually wanted (my ipad to draw) but the ds was still just there in my purse and i was like omg i really want to play animal crossing rn and went on there for the first time in like two months and rasher my favorite villager was moving out and i tried to drunk write him a letter begging him not to leave me but i had no letter paper and it was midnight so i couldn’t shop for some 😭 but Anyway all this is to say he is thankfully still here trying to move out so i can do my little letter + gift routine that always makes them stay now. fortunately not featuring the drunk begging this time. also we drank premade margaritas out of beakers