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fishgeraldthealmostincel · 1 year ago

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Silly pictures I took while watching time bastard with my friend:3

#ted spankoffski #time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield #starkid #jeff blim #jon matteson #joey richter #dylan saunders #kim whalen #corey dorris #nick lang #paul matthews #mr davidson #theodore spankoffski #tom houston #bill woodward #andrew kilgore #eat up bastards

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lotus-pear · 11 months ago

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ok gayboy

#LOTUS PERSONA ART LETS GOOOOOOOO IT ONLY TOOK ME FIVE FUCKING MONTHS #this is for the three ppl that follow me and know about persona eat up my loves 😍#i love narcissistic bastards who are doomed by the narrative he's a keeper fs #(idk anything abt akechi except hes a gayass detective and loves pancakes and is a tsundere /JJJJJJJ)#he has this sopping wet quality about him that i adore very much. it's the homosexuality i think #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #akechi goro #goro akechi #lotus draws #bro why is his hair so fucking hard to draw it's like chuuya's but if he used a straightening iron #speaking of him this is the hair color i wish he had :(((( my fav hair color frfr it exceeds every other one #the light desaturated brown with hints of russet MWAH MWAH #anyway it's three on a school night i think i should sleep ig😔

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teaboot · 5 months ago

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Me: I appreciate that you keep bringing me tupperware leftovers but you really really shouldn't, you're going to lose a lot of containers

My brother, handing me the 10 thousandth container of leftovers: Oh yeah I forgot to ask when are you bringing those back

Me: You don't want them back.

My brother: What did you do

Me: Better question: what did I NOT do

Him: ...

Me:

Him: Oh my god

Me: Yeah

Him: You haven't been WASHING THEM?

Me: Bruh I'll be honest I haven't even been eating most of them

Him: Oh my god

Him: I have been bringing you lunch since-

Me: Halloween

Him: OH MY GOD

Me: Yeah

Him: It's been- we JUST bought those containers

Me: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO STOP

Him: WHAT THE HELL

Me: I HAVE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES TO STOP

Him: IF I DONT FEED YOU, YOU DONT EAT

Me: I AM AN ADULT I PACK FOOD

Him: WHAT FOOD

Me: I DONT KNOW, FUCKING. SPAGHETTI

Him: IN WHAT? IN WHAT? YOU DONT WASH YOUR FUCKING TUPPERWARE

Me: I DON'T *BUY* TUPPERWARE CAUSE I KNOW I WONT WASH IT

Him: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARRY THE SPAGHETTI IN

Me: Bags

Him: What

Me: Ziplock fucking bags

Him: YOU'RE EATING SPAGETTI OUT OF BAGS

Me: IT'S LESS WASTEFUL

Him: HOW is it less wasteful? HOW?? You're throwing out a plastic bag every single day!

Me: It's better than throwing out tupperware!

Him: TUPPERWARE IS REUSABLE

Me: NOT IF YOU DONT WASH IT

Him: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Me: I DONT DO DISHES

Him: THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT DO DISHES.

Me: I hate doing dishes. You KNOW I hate doing dishes. I have ALWAYS HATED DOING DISHES you KNOW this

Him: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING OFF OF

Me: PLASTIC BAGS

Him:

Him: You're a fucking trash monster

Me: You wore the same pair of Shrek pants every day for two years

Him: When will you let that go

Me: I will never let it go

Me:

Me: ...thank you for the lasagna

#This little bastard is kind and thoughtful to the point that it is almost dumb #STOP TAKING CARE OF ME I HAVE A SYSTEM #It's not that I NEVER do dishes #I just hate it so much its maybe an every 17 days thing #I just refuse to dirty them when possible #Like literally I will straight up skip a meal before I touch the sink #I am aware it's stupid #Just as I am aware of the reasons #But because I KNOW MYSELF I will not buy tupperware #At least glass will wait for me #....this is always why I eat so many sandwiches tbh #The bagged spaghetti post #Teaboot

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buwheal · 6 months ago

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#youre all so MEAN 2 HIM!!!!!!!1 TEASING THE POOR GUY!!!!#He's gonna eat it and youre gonna feel bad about it.......you did this.....#CRAZY BASTARD!!!!#i couldnt help myself tee hee... he gets to be weird fucked up crazy... for dessert...#[you've got mail!]#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune

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xxven0mbitezxx · 3 months ago

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I lied, put ur clothes back on, Im gonna talk abt what the TikTok ban rlly is for, its so trump can win control over gen-z and gen-alpha, snatching our freedom of speech to get us to vote for a P3d0ph!le like himself.

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rascal-rose · 5 months ago

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Anytime I have to use an adobe product for school the AM hate monologue surges through me

#who let these bastards be industry standard #eating up all my damn space on my lappy #updating taking 5 years

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nitemurr · 5 months ago

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SILCO FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING AFTER SEASON 2 ACT 1?

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randomfandomss · 2 months ago

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I've not seen the episode yet but I read the spoilers.

Y'all who think Burt is genuinely evil need to chill out. To me any severed person's innie represents their core and inner self.

Burt's innie was the one trying to convince Irving to let go of the Lumon handbook and Kier's teachings or was atleast trying to go around it. To me, he desperately wants to break free and helped Irving's innie do that.

And it will be so poetically beautiful when Irving's outie helps Burt's outie in the same way.

#severance #severance spoilers #burving #Irving x Burt #irving bailiff #burt goodman #now forgive me because i have not seen the episode but from what I have seen this is everyyyythingggg #THEY ARE GIVING US EVERYTHING WITH ONE ROMANCE #the strangers to lovers and having a cute teenage romance and the rivals/enemies to lovers and the fucking angst of it #I AM EATING THIS SHITTT UP HOW ARE YALL NOT #AND THANK FUCK FIELDS IS A BASTARD AS I SUSPECTED BECAUSE I DIDNT REALLY SEE ANY REASON WHY BURT WOULD GET SEVERED OTHER THAN TO GET...#AWAY FROM THAT FUCK #Although as i gather he was forced into it by that fuck!!!!

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backpackingspace · 5 months ago

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Love that it's Canon that odysseus built secret passage ways into his house and then never fucking told anybody about them (except penelope of course)

#The odyssey #Odysseus #Penelope #Odysseus my favorite crafty bastard #Really living up my 9 year old dream of having hidden rooms and secret passage ways #Yes I did throughly check my childhood home along with all my friends houses for secret passages ways #Shout out to my dad who was willing to try to build me a secret door book case #Anyway back to odysseus (my brain at all times)#Odysseus casually: so you're going to go through passage number 5 and #Telemachus:....Dad. did you...name our hallways?#Odysseus: only the secret ones #Telemachus: THE WHAT #penelope eating olives: he said he named our secret passageway and trap doors too #telemachus: THE WHAT #Odysseus: darling light of my life did you ....forget to tell our son about the hidden passageways?#Penelope: that implies it wasn't a conscious decision the kid cannot lie to save his life #Odysseus: gasping and clutching actually adult son to his chest like a small baby :DONT INSULT MY BABY #Should I tag this as epic the musical too? Idk this is actual odyssessy Canon #And I'm not sure if it would be the same in epic or not or if it would even be mentioned at all #Even though that was partially how odysseus fought the suitors

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fried-manto · 2 years ago

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I'll hand it to you.

#trial 1 wrecked me guys #the only thing that stopped me from crying was monokumas weirdass voice (not used to it after the first 2 games)#and kokichi's perfectly timed jabs #these bastards prevented me from making a fool of myself #the trial also wrecked me literally cuz the controls were hell #who thought it was a good idea to put E as focus and R as speed up #i was so confused on why my focus gauge kept eating up even tho i wasnt pressing the bar #v3 is the most janky game ive played so far #anyways yeah #commemorative art for kaediot and poo-ichi #congratulations on starting the killing game lol #(sobs)#my art #kaede akamatsu #shuichi saihara #saimatsu?#saimatsu #could be taken platonically too

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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 5 months ago

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Since I do have it in Lilith's lore she was fed blood by Sanguinius, I am crossed between the choices before me. There's a bird and a bat way, and then there's the slightly more humane way of just Sanguinius just feeding her his own blood. I am crossed because I like to make Sanguinius just a tinge more animalistic at times, and by god do I love me some weird behaviors that shouldn't exist in humans which brings me to him quite literally regurgitating blood for her. It's entirely possible the Blood Angels french kiss to share blood with their less fortunate brothers, especially in say the Blood Drinkers chapter. However, Flamingos also regurgitate for their young. I know Sanguinius is more bird of prey then the brine shrimp eating Flamingo, but I'm like do I give him that horror? I mean if we go by vampire bats, mothers absolutely will feed their pups regurgitated blood, this behavior even seen in the father and older siblings; what I'm saying is that let's add a bit more Vampiric weirdness to Vampire Birb and let him regurgitate blood for his baby. To be fair vampire ground Finches exist, but their diet isn't entirely made up of blood, it's only in the dry season they do. However, the sight of Sanguinius regurgitating blood for Lilith, and then proceeding to be both concerned and confused over what the fuck he just did is beautiful and majestic. Also because we don't actually see too many vampiric headcanons for Sanguinius so I am giving the same method of feeding offspring as Vampire Bats do their pups.