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[daily-shinee]

Jonghyun for Dazed & Confused June 2016

[tedhaternumber1]

E:*wakes up* OH OH WHERES MY DICK??HEY

Y:*running off*

E:SHE STOLE MY PENIS BALLS

[allaboutaemin]

For the week of May 21 ~ May 27, SHINee’s From Now On has ranked #75 and Taemin’s Goodbye (Korean ver. of Sayonara Hitori) ranked #70 in the weekly J-pop chart of Melon.

[romanceboys]

happy birthday jonghyun! © agape 🌙 do not modify.

[byunosh]

[loou80]

Jonghyun “SHE IS” extracts from digital book

[callie-spengler]

Oh now we're going? I thought it was boring?

*the light of the lamp flickers, slightly moving as if talking*

[forbeatwin]

[treehousefriend]

1, 4, 5, 6, 19, 21, 22, 24, 25, 28, 44, 52, 53, 59 for three ocs of your choice ovo

Oh man this took a good while. I’ll put it under a read more to save space

Spider lady Ellura, Orc Dad Bromar, and Rough boy Craig!

1: What’s your OCs favorite color?E:LavenderB:OrangeC:Blue

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic? E:Paper, it’s eco friendly!B: No opinionC: Paper cause he can rip it.

5: How old is your OC? E:43B:35C:19

6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers? E:Nah, she doesn’t have any powers but she is familiar with them.B: He can summon light from his being and hurt things with it.C: No, he hits things hard.

19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots? E:PlaidB: HE LOVES PLAIDC: Plaid cause it reminds him of his mom.

21: Who is your OCs best friend? E:BEST friend is a far stretch for her, she has a partner halfling rouge named Zuzu. Together they defeat things, she gets the good weapons and he gets the gold. It works.B: He has co-workers and neighbors, but people are a little wary of him.C: His sister Maddilynn is his best friend!

22: Has your OC ever killed someone?E:Yup. She beheaded an old necromancy wizard who was begging for mercy. Do not dabble in the dark arts around her.B: Not directly and purposefully, but he might have contributed to their death.C: No, never!!

24: What does your OC smell like?E:Imagine the smells of dark caverns. Moisture and dust, flora of mysterious natures.B: Baking spices, incense, and chalk powder for hitting things.C: Sweat, dirt, freshly sheered cotton, linen. 

25: What time of year does your OC prefer?E:Winter. She can wear her heavy cloak, cover herself and not be questioned. Also short days and colder temps are what shes more attuned to.B: Autumn because of the colors of the leaves.C: Summer, he can run around shirtless.

28: Does your OC like anime? E:She has little to no interest in media.B: His kids watch it, but he doesn’t care too much.C: He does not watch TV at all.

44: What color eyes does your OC have?E: Light blue, edging on silver.B: Gold.C: Brown

52: How does your OC feel about insects?E: Friends! :D Or, kin really.B: Super gross! Keep them away from the food!C: They’re no different than any other animal, which he is no good with.

53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?E: AsexualB: StraightC: Pansexual

59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?E:She tall AF, 6′5″ and has skin of black obsidian.B: He’s a big wall of orc with a doopy smile.C: He’s 5′ 2′ of excited ball of boy.

[strangerthingsfans1235432]

Eddie × y\n

Things to know:. Your Mike's sister

M: Hey my sister is back in town

D: Your sister

E: Who is your sister mike

M: Y\n wheeler she moved because she cause to much trouble

E: Where is she

M: At home she is getting everything unpacked

E: Can I come to your house after school

Sure but she can be a bit bossy

AFTER SCHOOL

At Mike's house

E: where is your sister

M: up stairs

Up stairs you playing the electric guitar 🎸

Eddie here's you

E: Who is playing the guitar

M: My sister

E: Can I go talk to her

Sure bu-

Before mike could finish Eddie was already up stairs

Eddie knock on y\n's door

Y\n open the door to find Eddie

Y: hi

E: hi

Y: what do you want

E:I heard you playing the guitar

Y: and

E: I liked it

Y: you did ( blushing)

E: yeah I play the guitar to you should come and see us some times we get a crowd of about 5 drunks

Y: ( laughing)

M: Eddie come here

E: bye

Y:bye (winks)

E: (blushing)

Done stairs

M: Eddie can you get my sister

E: sure

Eddie go's back up stairs

E: hello

Y: what's up

E: mike needs you

Y: ok

Y'all go down stairs

Y: what do you want mike

M: y\n this is Eddie Munson

Y: hello Eddie Munson

M: Eddie this is y\n

E: hello

Y: did you need something

M: no

Y\n go back up stairs

E:she's hot 🔥

M: that's my sister

E: and?

M: you can't date her

E: watch me

Eddie go's up stairs

E: ( knocks) hello

Y: come in Eddie

E: your brother-

Y: is and asshole

E: ( giggle's) yeah

Y: see you at school tomorrow

E:see ya bye

Y: bye ( blows kiss )

Down stairs

E: I think your sister likes me

M: she's probably just teasing

E: no mike she blew a kiss

M: yeah she likes you

E: see you tomorrow mike bye

M: bye

Next day

E: mike were is your sister

M: she's coming I promise

Y: walks in the cafeteria

Y: mhm shot were do I sit

E: y\n over here

Y: see's Eddie ( waves) hi you go over there

E: sit here

Y: that's your seat

E: I don't mind princess

Y: if you insist ( you sit )

E: met me in the woods

Y: ok?

In the woods

E: bumps in to you

Y: (screams)

E:hey sorry are you ok

Y: yeah you just scared me

E: so what was with the kiss you blew yesterday

Y: ( blushing ) it was nothing

E: are you sure

Y: ok fine I like you Eddie Munson

E: really

Y: yes I understand if you don't like me back

E: y\n wheeler

Y: ( looking at him) yes

E: I like you too when I were you playing the guitar that you where the one

Y: ( kisses him) sorry i-

E: kiss you back

Part 1

[daily-shinee]

Jonghyun for Harper's Bazaar June 2016

[tedhaternumber1]

Z:Do you like uhhmn....salmon?

Gi:I had a pet salmon but ESPIE ate her.

E:SHE WAS GONNA DIE ANYWAYS.

Gi:SHE HAD CHILDREN!!!!

[allaboutaemin]

For the week of May 14 ~ May 20, SHINee’s From Now On has ranked #77 and Taemin’s Goodbye (Korean ver. of Sayonara Hitori) ranked #62 in the weekly J-pop chart of Melon.

[romanceboys]

happy birthday jonghyun! © king jonghyun 🌙 do not modify.

[byunosh]

[allaboutaemin]

For the week of April 30 ~ May 6, From Now On has ranked #45 and Goodbye (Korean ver. of Sayonara Hitori) ranked #57 in the weekly J-pop chart of Melon.