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[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[princesscas]

"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

[auroblaze]

After all that happened in Dark Beginnings youo mean to tell me HE'S JUSTS GOING TO SEE THEM???? AND I'LL JUST HAUVE TO BAWL MY EYES OUT????? HELLO??? HELPME

[thewebcomicsreview]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[soon-palestine]

[psykopaths]

Manifesting ✨️

[transrevolutions]

the thing terfs (and transphobes in general) don't seem to get about sexual preferences re: not being attracted to certain genitals is that like. okay. you have a preference. this feature is a turn-off. but that does not mean it is necessary to constantly broadcast how unattractive and undesirable you find people with this feature. you do not have to do that. in fact, it is generally considered quite rude. sexual compatibility or lack thereof has nothing to do with moral purity or legitimacy.

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[fernsnailz]

omega wants to see a movie

[this is from the sonic robots zine i made! you can read it all here]

[hamletthedane]

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[humming-fly]

They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count

Bonus:

[mandersie]

Holy moly