#dwight the walking dead

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Russell: 95% of my job is just like, keeping Troy alive. Dwight, Frank and Sherry: ... Russell: And let me tell you its not a fucking walking in the park! Alright? Last time I left Troy unsupervised his truck got flipped into a ditch and he lost a fight with a fucking tree AND THEN Dwight, Frank and Sherry: ... Russell: He tripped into a goddamn trap. You'd think since he was so tall he could see where he was going but NO! Troy with a tree branch still in his shoulder: You're exaggerating Russell: Am I Troy? Am I??

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Dwight Frye

Requested by @edenparkway

[storywriter12]

How they cuddle you🥰

Rick⬆️

Daryl⬆️

Negan⬆️

Simon⬆️(just imagine hims coming home from a long day)

Glenn⬆️

Paul rovia "Jesus" ⬆️ he will always be away and you will miss him so everytime he comes back you will drop everything and jump into his arms and he will catch you

Abraham ⬆️he likes to hug you from behind he dies this in the mornings when you are making breakfast he woukd sneak up behind you and wrap his arms around you, you will jump "shh it's only me" he would say in your ear and kiss you on the cheek then your neck.

Dwight⬆️

King ezekiel⬆️

[amethystroselily]

Twd textpost memes 2

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[gerathewise]

OKAAAY-- i drew all my fav twd characters (s1-11) i want to eat them 😭😭😭

[mas0ch1st1cbaby]

Commission I did for @tastytaboo and @ranebowstitches

:p 💖🫀

My commission info here.

[yorifee]

twd stuff because I'm rewatching

[hiro--aoki]

TWD Incorrect Quotes from my classmates

Tw: contains swear words, mention of sex, use of slut and maybe some other offense things, idk

Michonne: Because your minds are still developing you want to….

Y/N: Do drugs!

Michonne: Take more risks…

Y/N: Nah…

Michonne: A risk is any unsafe action or stupid, thoughtless and careless behaviour.

Carl to Y/N: Literally me.

*Coughs that sound like an erupting volcano*

Abraham: My tummy hurts.

Michonne: Can you name three risks?

Merle: Sex with no protection!

Carl: A gun with no safety on!

Y/N: Having a forehead as big as Merle’s!

Deanna: So, we have codes A, C and D.

Rick: Why not code B? Where’s the B????

Aaron: B-cause.

Glenn: You should b- ashamed of yourself…. I’m not funny

Maggie: You’re not funny

Deanna: So, code A stands for….?

Daryl: Ass!

Eugene: Acceptable!

Aaron: Yeah *fistbump*

Y/N: Nerd!

Deanna: What about code C?

Maggie: Coffee.

Eugene: Calculated!

Deanna: Yes! How about code D?

Abraham: Deez nuts!

Sasha: Dangerous!

Carol: Destructive!

Deanna: Yeah! You guys concern me!

Y/N: Ron, shut up you acoustic monk.

Glenn: Guys I accidentally wrote relationhips instead of relationships.

Carl: Y/N, has relationhips.

Y/N: What’s that supposed to mean?!?!

Y/N: Carl, has a shirt that says ‘ Roblox is life’ shirt, and he said it suits me.

Negan: Feel how soft my water bottle is.

Simon: Stop stroking your water bottle like that!

Michonne: What’s something that was legal, but was a destructive decision?

Merle: Weed!

Enid: I wanna jump off a cliff.

Y/N: I wanna kiss a 12 gauge.

Enid: My dad jumped out of a plane without a parachute…

Carl: My dad is a plane.

Andrea: My butt hurts.

Dale: *Gives strange look*

Andrea: You’re looking at me like you wanna fuck me.

Dale: What?

Shane: Ha!

Dale: No, I actually didn’t hear.

Amy: Real.

Negan: Did you wash your ass today?

Michonne: So, tell me an example of a safety risk?

Merle: Your mom

Michonne: …and some conatin cannabis

Judith: These gummies tastes funny.

*Watching a budget direct ad and Captain Risky comes on*

Jesus: Smash

Ron: Bro’s him

Daryl: I mean he has all the skills

Carl: Bluds the main character

Y/N: You look like a potato

Dwight: You look like a trash can

Y/N: Nuh uh

Dwight: Yeah uh

Negan: Dwight, keep working *Lightly caresses the shovel Dwight’s hand*

Y/N: Stop!

Dwight: Stop it I don’t like it!

Y/N: Yes, we are Sluts

Rosita: Sexy Ladies Under Tonnes of Stress

Y/N: I can’t make a decision that big, I can’t even tie my own shoes!

Enid: Please tell me you’re joking.

Y/N: I’m not, I tie them like a three-year old! Let me show you!

Enid: No, no thanks…

Y/N: Watch my feet! Watch my shoes. *Ties laces with two loops*

Enid: Ew *visibly cringes*

Carl: …I just asked if you wanted pancakes or waffles….

Glenn: Look how much funny shit we said today.

Daryl: I can’t it’s too black

Glenn: Ayo?

Daryl: I meant too dark!

Y/N: Nah!

*Glenn adjusts lighting*

Daryl: Now it’s too white!

Y/N: !!!

Daryl: Too bright! Too bright!

Negan: BALLS

Y/N: Gotta rizz ‘em with the ‘tism

Negan: I’m a Savior….save ya mom!

*Carl and Ron carrying a log*

Enid: For a second I thought that was in their ass’s

Y/N: I want them up my ass

Enid: What?

Y/N: What?

*Truck passes*

Daryl: Awww yeah, listen to tha’

Y/N: I can smell the air…

Daryl: No shit, sherlock!

Glenn: Don’t judge a book by it’s-

Eugene: Erm actually, it’s in the human instincts system, for us to make a quick judgement on a person appearance to determine whether they are friend or foe.

Y/N: Oooh, did I appear friend or foe when you first saw me?

Eugene: Well, when I first encountered you, you looked like you couldn’t hurt a fly, but since then, I have realised my mistake and have grown scared of you.

Rosita: He’s scared of everything…

Eugene: Not pickles!

Beth: What song do you wear?

[gifenki]

I NEED a visual novel set in an alternate universe where «The Walking Dead» is a summer camp/dating simulator called «Survivors» with four different groups you can choose to be counselor in.

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• «𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐚» — is a group more focused on survival and hunting abilities.

The characters are — 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤, 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞, 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚;

• «𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐩» — is a group more focused on growing plants and martial arts.

The characters are — 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞, 𝐆𝐥𝐞𝐧, 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬;

• «𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦» — a group more focused on theatrical performances and archery.

The characters are — 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐄𝐳𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐥, 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧;

• «𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬» — a group more focused on sports, physical training (because Negan was a PE teacher) and shooting.

The characters are — 𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧, 𝐃𝐰𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞.

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[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Troy sending Dwight and Russell on a mission Troy: I have total faith in you two Dwight and Russell leave Troy: There's like a 40% chance they’ll both die

@otto-troy

[officertired]

[storywriter12]

What nicknames do they call you🥰

Rick:he will call you:baby, sweetheart, snuggle bug, and bunny

Daryl:he will call you:mine, hunny, sweetheart

Negan:he will call you:baby, his girl,doll, sexy, kitten,bun and gorgeous

Simon:he will call you:beautiful, boo, peanut, kitten,baby, lovely, cutie and wifey

Glenn:he will call you:babe, beautiful, angel, marshmallow,love,his,boo, cute and honey bee

Abraham:he will call you:tough lady, little one (because you are a lot smaller than him) baby, hot stuff and dear

Paul rovia “jesus “ he will call you : sunshine, pookie, baby boo, sassy (only when you are being sassy to gregory), pudding, cutie bear and snuggles

Dwight:what he calls you: baby,my love, twinky, pretty one, baby girl, beautiful, the one and sweetness

King ezekiel:he will call you:Queen, treasure, his rose, love, baby, beautiful, my lady and sweetie

[4illinois]

one of my favorite underrated TWD characters. he is friggin' precious and nobody can tell me otherwise :)

[besosderuina]

A little fanart of the fanfic Nowhere to Hide (From the Fire Burning Inside) by @duchessonfire

[kiyotaka-perchance]

they all kiss btw

[wxster]

does anyone else think negan is a closeted bisexual or is it just me