#duplice

[duplice]

Normal People (2020)

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA La Provincia di Oggi venerdì, 20 dicembre 2024

[worsecats]

俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

[dinoknitting]

I can only ever hope to reach her level

Etsy

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Posting all these together…I just think they look nice

[sodaspons]

found em all

[greenionpan]

just lab partners…! season 1 was great am i right guys i can’t wait for season 2!!

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[zooophagous]

All eyes on me.

Digital. Something about that feeling of not getting enough attention. What are you gonna do about it? Show off, of course.

[unpretty]

the other fun thing about penzeys to keep in mind in the future is that they pretty regularly sell $50 gift cards for $35. they're good for gifting but also just... keeping. and then when they have a 25% off sale, or free shipping, or "buy one spice get two free" you can pay for it with your gift card and effectively stack the discount

[duplice]

Comizi d’amore (1964)

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Gazzetta Di Modena di Oggi venerdì, 06 dicembre 2024

[worsecats]

I'm worried. I'm confused. Help me.

しんぱいしてる。わからない。たすけて。

[ayo-edebiri]

#From Your Majesty (derogatory) to Your Majesty (Affectionate)

[itsbenedict]

so in an effort to be slightly less out-of-touch, i went and watched all of Skibidi Toilet the other day. (at present, the whole series is about the length of a feature film, so this wasn't too big a lift.)

what surprised me is just... how totally normal it was. like, it's not at all difficult to describe. people big it up as this incomprehensible thing that's emblematic of a generation gap, but it's. not.

the plot is: there's toilets with human heads in them that go "skibidi dom dom dom yes yes, skibidi dabbadul neef neef". they can move despite a lack of ambulatory appendages. this is wacky and unsettling, but the chief question is: Do They Win In A Fight Against Some Robots With Cameras For Heads?

it's an action movie about a war against an alien invasion. that's it. less than the first thirty seconds of it are anarchic GMod YTP insanity- it develops a plot almost immediately. the plot is paper-thin and conveyed almost entirely without dialogue, existing to set up giant robot fights and zombie apocalypse jumpscares.

who are these factions? why are they fighting? you aren't failing to get it because the kids these days are on some totally different psychic wavelength. the show simply does not give a shit about this question. here are some bad guys! here are some good guys! they're going to do explosions and punches at each other for roughly two minutes until the perspective camera is abruptly destroyed in the crossfire somehow.

it is a remarkably competently-shot action movie. the fight scenes are weighty and satisfying and have lots of exciting little twists and turns as the two sides pull increasingly bigger weapons and gadgets out of their asses. the production gets more elaborate over time, and it's a pretty stellar example of what machinima is capable of. genuinely good at the things it's trying to do.

it does kinda fall down a little later, as it attempts to develop Characters and Deepest Lore after kind of not caring about that for most of its runtime. the decision to have "dialogue" almost exclusively in the form of incomprehensible heavily-filtered backwards speech with no subtitles is probably rewarding for die-hard Skibidi-heads who have the time on their hands to mess with the audio and uncover all the hidden messages, but it means you are not going to understand anything anyone is saying on a normal watch.

the action suffers from this decision a little bit towards the end, as for reasons that completely fail to come across, the toilets appear to have broken into their own factions and start fighting each other and forming various alliances, which disrupts the simplicity of the setup and makes it hard to determine who's winning a fight at any given time. a giant scary toilet man just exploded! was that bad, or good? listen, don't worry about it. all you need to know is that these things are going to keep happening until DaFuqBoom gets bored.

it's like a... 7/10, shallow but enjoyable. easy to see why kids like it. not going to give you any deeper insights into the Kids These Days, but there's worse ways to spend a couple hours.

(the most confusing thing to me is how something this straightforward got a reputation for crossing some sort of rubicon of cultural alienation. did everyone born in the 20th century who talks about this show just watch eighteen seconds of it and give up???)

[konigsblog]

könig can't help himself in the morning. he wakes up with morning wood pretty much every single day, and you're the first thing on his mind.

he'll lean over your shoulder, admiring how relaxed and calm you are while palming himself over his boxers. his muscular and bulky body is hot and sweaty, with his breathing uncontrollable at the ache inside of the tight confines of his boxers. könig will wait impatiently for you to finally wake up, only to pester you for sex, giving his best puppy eyes in an attempt to convince you.

könig will fuck you in a spooning position. he lifts one of your thighs with his large and calloused hand while toying with your other nipple. he wraps a strong, burly arm around your figure and begins to grind his meaty, swollen, and bulbous cock back and forth over your wet heat. your cunt drools at the sudden stimulation while you attempt to hide and conceal the sounds of your pleasure, your eyes shut tightly and your pussy begins to swell with euphoria burning inside of you.

“good job, mäusi— give me a second...” könig huffs out through a strained, hoarse voice. he holds his breath as he begins to push inside your slit, the tightness of your addictive velvety walls leaving him feeling as if he's on cloud nine. he drives his broad hips into you and begins to thrust slowly. slow, gentle, and loving morning sex is the perfect way to start your day, or at least that's what könig says.

“fuck, you’re addictive. how can i resist such a gorgeous sight every damn morning, ja?” he whispers quietly through broken groans and grunts. you can feel his hot breath on the back of your neck while your tight cunt squeezes könig's girthy cock perfectly, so warm and slick, easy to slide into on repeat. he pushes his hips against your tight rear and eases his large cock into you only to pull away and leave you whining at the sudden emptiness and neglect to your poor pussy.

“wail my name— please.” könig can't control the way his aching boner pulses inside your comfortable, warm folds, the familiarity of your pussy coating his veiny shaft leaving him obsessed. your pussy squeezes him perfectly and leaves him feeling almost dizzy, with his head buried in the crook of your neck and his grip on your waist tightening with his orgasm inching closer. it doesn't take you very long until you're uncontrollably coming around his weeping length, your gasps quiet and your moans stuttered and broken.

könig pumps his fat, hung dick into you one last time before he finally receives that desired release. he grits his teeth through guttural, deep noises and rolls his hot, musky cock back and forth over your clit gently before pulling away, leaving his hot and sticky creaminess oozing out of you.

don't worry, he'll take care of you in the shower in plenty of different ways, mäuschen.