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Normal People (2020)

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Gazzetta Del Sud Messina di Oggi mercoledì, 18 settembre 2024

[worsecats]

俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

[dinoknitting]

I can only ever hope to reach her level

Etsy

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Posting all these together…I just think they look nice

[sodaspons]

found em all

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[zooophagous]

All eyes on me.

Digital. Something about that feeling of not getting enough attention. What are you gonna do about it? Show off, of course.

[ayo-edebiri]

#From Your Majesty (derogatory) to Your Majesty (Affectionate)

[itsbenedict]

so in an effort to be slightly less out-of-touch, i went and watched all of Skibidi Toilet the other day. (at present, the whole series is about the length of a feature film, so this wasn't too big a lift.)

what surprised me is just... how totally normal it was. like, it's not at all difficult to describe. people big it up as this incomprehensible thing that's emblematic of a generation gap, but it's. not.

the plot is: there's toilets with human heads in them that go "skibidi dom dom dom yes yes, skibidi dabbadul neef neef". they can move despite a lack of ambulatory appendages. this is wacky and unsettling, but the chief question is: Do They Win In A Fight Against Some Robots With Cameras For Heads?

it's an action movie about a war against an alien invasion. that's it. less than the first thirty seconds of it are anarchic GMod YTP insanity- it develops a plot almost immediately. the plot is paper-thin and conveyed almost entirely without dialogue, existing to set up giant robot fights and zombie apocalypse jumpscares.

who are these factions? why are they fighting? you aren't failing to get it because the kids these days are on some totally different psychic wavelength. the show simply does not give a shit about this question. here are some bad guys! here are some good guys! they're going to do explosions and punches at each other for roughly two minutes until the perspective camera is abruptly destroyed in the crossfire somehow.

it is a remarkably competently-shot action movie. the fight scenes are weighty and satisfying and have lots of exciting little twists and turns as the two sides pull increasingly bigger weapons and gadgets out of their asses. the production gets more elaborate over time, and it's a pretty stellar example of what machinima is capable of. genuinely good at the things it's trying to do.

it does kinda fall down a little later, as it attempts to develop Characters and Deepest Lore after kind of not caring about that for most of its runtime. the decision to have "dialogue" almost exclusively in the form of incomprehensible heavily-filtered backwards speech with no subtitles is probably rewarding for die-hard Skibidi-heads who have the time on their hands to mess with the audio and uncover all the hidden messages, but it means you are not going to understand anything anyone is saying on a normal watch.

the action suffers from this decision a little bit towards the end, as for reasons that completely fail to come across, the toilets appear to have broken into their own factions and start fighting each other and forming various alliances, which disrupts the simplicity of the setup and makes it hard to determine who's winning a fight at any given time. a giant scary toilet man just exploded! was that bad, or good? listen, don't worry about it. all you need to know is that these things are going to keep happening until DaFuqBoom gets bored.

it's like a... 7/10, shallow but enjoyable. easy to see why kids like it. not going to give you any deeper insights into the Kids These Days, but there's worse ways to spend a couple hours.

(the most confusing thing to me is how something this straightforward got a reputation for crossing some sort of rubicon of cultural alienation. did everyone born in the 20th century who talks about this show just watch eighteen seconds of it and give up???)

[duplice]

Comizi d’amore (1964)

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Il Quotidiano Del Sud di Oggi domenica, 08 settembre 2024

[konigsblog]

könig can't help himself in the morning. he wakes up with morning wood pretty much every single day, and you're the first thing on his mind.

he'll lean over your shoulder, admiring how relaxed and calm you are while palming himself over his boxers. his muscular and bulky body is hot and sweaty, with his breathing uncontrollable at the ache inside of the tight confines of his boxers. könig will wait impatiently for you to finally wake up, only to pester you for sex, giving his best puppy eyes in an attempt to convince you.

könig will fuck you in a spooning position. he lifts one of your thighs with his large and calloused hand while toying with your other nipple. he wraps a strong, burly arm around your figure and begins to grind his meaty, swollen, and bulbous cock back and forth over your wet heat. your cunt drools at the sudden stimulation while you attempt to hide and conceal the sounds of your pleasure, your eyes shut tightly and your pussy begins to swell with euphoria burning inside of you.

“good job, mäusi— give me a second...” könig huffs out through a strained, hoarse voice. he holds his breath as he begins to push inside your slit, the tightness of your addictive velvety walls leaving him feeling as if he's on cloud nine. he drives his broad hips into you and begins to thrust slowly. slow, gentle, and loving morning sex is the perfect way to start your day, or at least that's what könig says.

“fuck, you’re addictive. how can i resist such a gorgeous sight every damn morning, ja?” he whispers quietly through broken groans and grunts. you can feel his hot breath on the back of your neck while your tight cunt squeezes könig's girthy cock perfectly, so warm and slick, easy to slide into on repeat. he pushes his hips against your tight rear and eases his large cock into you only to pull away and leave you whining at the sudden emptiness and neglect to your poor pussy.

“wail my name— please.” könig can't control the way his aching boner pulses inside your comfortable, warm folds, the familiarity of your pussy coating his veiny shaft leaving him obsessed. your pussy squeezes him perfectly and leaves him feeling almost dizzy, with his head buried in the crook of your neck and his grip on your waist tightening with his orgasm inching closer. it doesn't take you very long until you're uncontrollably coming around his weeping length, your gasps quiet and your moans stuttered and broken.

könig pumps his fat, hung dick into you one last time before he finally receives that desired release. he grits his teeth through guttural, deep noises and rolls his hot, musky cock back and forth over your clit gently before pulling away, leaving his hot and sticky creaminess oozing out of you.

don't worry, he'll take care of you in the shower in plenty of different ways, mäuschen.

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[bet-on-me-13]

Bank Security Guard Danny AU

So, the People of Gotham are extremely desensitized to Rouge Attacks at this point. It got to the point that whenever a person gets a job at the Bank, they have a whole 1 Hour Training Video on how to deal with a Rouge Attack right.

So, when they hire a New Security Guard from a lesser known Security Company, they don't even bother showing him the Training Video. They assume that he'll either Die or Drop them within a Week.

Danny, for the record, did not know how bad the Rouge problem truly was. All he knew was that some random guy in a Ski Mask had just walked into the bank like he owned the place and started showing off a Gun telling everybody to get on the ground.

Danny did the sensible thing and Knocked him the Fuck Out.

Then, the same thing happened the very next day, but this time it was an entire group of people. Danny had them dealt with before the first person had gotten to the floor.

Then the same thing happened the Same Day!

By the end of the week he had become a Legend among the Citizens of Gotham. There was only a single Bank in all of Gotham that had avoided being robbed for a Whole Week, and it was all because of this one Security Guard who was freakishly good at his Job.

By the end of the Month, most criminals don't even bother trying that Bank anymore. It got worse when he got loaned out as Security for another Bank, and the same thing happened again.

Eventually, he ends up rotating shifts in Every Bank in Gotham, and it becomes a Game for the Criminals to see if the Bank they try to Rob is the one Danny is in that night. And they can't even reasonably predict his next location, since he always moves around at Random!

No matter what Bank he is in, he always manages to beat the Crooks trying to Rob the Bank.

Then it gets weird. Due to a scheduling Mix Up, Danny ends up being scheduled for 2 different Banks on the same day, each across the city from the other.

One Bank reports that Danny stopped a gang from Robbing them at 6:00 PM, which really confuses the other Bank because Danny did the same thing in their Bank at the same time. Security Footage proves it, Danny was somehow in 2 places at once.

They decide not to confront him about it, but they do test a theory. They intentionally hire him at multiple different Banks at the same time for a week. He shows up to work every time without fail.

By now they have basically confirmed that he must be a Meta, but they don't really care anyways. Now he can protect multiple Banks at once with his usual perfect Efficiency, and he'll be payed accordingly as well. The Banks get protected well, and he gets payed Extreme Overtime by the Banks, everybody wins!

Well...except for the Crime Bosses of Gotham.

Before this, it was a Game for them to try and beat Danny. They didn't really care since a single Uber Competent Security Guard was still perfectly fine for business, sure they would fail a Job once in a while if they ran into him, but he could only be in 1 place at a time. It wasn't a Huge Loss.

But now it was too much. They needed to take care of him.

Assassination Attempts didn't work. He was just as competent Off the job as he was On it, so they could never get to him.

They tried attacking his Bosses, but then they hired themselves to protect...themselves. It was hard to kill his Bosses when he was constantly Bodyguarding all of them at once.

Attempts to get to him through his Family were...let's not talk about that...

It continued on like this for a while.

...

Soooo...I don't know how to end this one.

Go ahead and put your own spin on this Prompt! The basic idea is that Danny is using his Duplication Power to get to every shift on Time, and he is really annoying the Local Crime Bosses.

What do you think?

[spamtonhell]

SEEING ROLEPLAY BLOGS AS A FICTIONKIN GOT ME LIKE