#due to The Economy

[alalumin]

My take on the universal Miku trend: Miku but she is a performer on a greek festival (aka Πανηγυρτζού Μίκου)

[junonreactor]

must i "have a job". can't i please take a fucking break

[girlboyburger]

COMMISSIONS OPEN!

vhs icons! reference sheets! fashion furs! more !! i’m back to doing art full time, so turnaround times will be faster and reblogs to this post are greatly appreciated prices, info, & contact can all be found on my website, vhsanimal.carrd.co ! (real link in my bio & pinned, tumblr will blow up this post if i actually include it)

[pierrotwrites-hc]

chapter 49 is almost done (it's short but sweet) and I swear to G-d I've blocked off time this weekend to respond to asks but in the meantime enjoy these weirdly cropped pictures of my whump corset from the ren faire where I got COVID

[piromantic]

wtf do you even do if your airline delays your flight and then refuses to book you a hotel. do i just kill myself or

[nanatsuyu]

the worst part about writing my hs au is trying to decide if Kevin should play football or baseball because during the era/place I grew up in, Friday night football games were peak social interaction and football really did create a lil social hierarchy amongst the student body.

but having him play baseball and having Andrew make commentary on quite possibly the most interesting and somehow least interesting sport is genuinely very important to me

[prolibytherium]

I wish they'd make nut mixes that aren't like 80% almonds, the shittiest most garbage nut

[asingularshieldmaiden]

remember the Jiang Cheng fibre crafts thing from like 2 (?) years ago I just got back into knitting and like all the hc are coming back oml. JL pointing out the socks his jiujiu made him! little talismans and tiny lotuses embroidered throughout jl and jc’s clothes! Jiang Cheng managing the Yunmeng weaving and dyeing guilds and the giant looms of Yunmeng. The quiet wealth of the Jiang sect not in adornments but in the quality of the fabrics, cuts, dyes and detailing of the garments. the Jiang as the textiles powerhouse of the Jianghu :).

I think the fact fibre arts can be quite mathematical but still have lots of creative freedom would suit Jiang Cheng’s  personality. also the incredibly repetitive and rhythmic act of the process would take his focus of his insecurities and complex sect issues and let him shut down for a little bit - its what he deserves!

[yeastinfectionvale]

fun fact ab me I genuinely considered joining the navy for a non insignificant amount of time

my family has naval times so I did consider it but I was born with a foot deformation so I medically got rejected LOLLLLLL

[oogmonster]

He was a Möbius Strip Boy... she was a Klein Bottle Girl

[opisasodomite]

Woke up at 4am and decided instead of futilely trying to go back to bed I’d just get up and read, which was the right call lmao, this is the perfect hour to just Be Alive in peace

[000marie198]

The New York Times:

Also The New York Times:

......

Just how long do you bootlickers think you can keep up the Pro-Israeli propaganda narrative when the statistical new article adjacent to it proves it completely wrong and burns it into the ground? Just how long do you think you can control the thought processes of people who know the truth?

Someone's gotta be very very very stupid to believe and be affected by this propaganda even after everything.

Oh! And here's the article posted right after the other two, just minutes ago:

Keep pressuring them! They are afraid, they're down to making excuses

[ekmeko]

Im able to fake it through most situations but whenever im at the mercy of airtravel it makes it all the more evident that psychologically I’m better fit for the ups and downs of the mobula ray lifestyle

they don’t have to worry about checking in bags or anything

[yeonban]

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours.

@effigist asked: ✔ ash for tobias 💪

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their (primary) phone (that has all of Tobias' important contacts in it) | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (or alternatively, babysit Ash's gang/allies) | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (Tobias just laughed at this one I'm sorryadhyuasgdsahd) | share food with them

Lover/Fling:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/Dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together (Tobias with his dozen houses: :) ADHASDHSAJD 😭) | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents/siblings stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/Platonic:

fight (SPAR! SPAR! SPAR!) | hug (Tobias isn't against properly hugging him but boy does he think it'd be so awkward the first few times he'd do it. so typically Ash would instead get those half-hugs/half-lounging on the other's shoulder kind of embraces that men always love to give each other) | laugh at them when they get hurt (for the minor/stupid injuries) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them (thank GOD Ash isn't the type to betray him for no reason so this will never come to pass 🙏) | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

[anotherpapercut]

"the housing market is crashing" "YES PLEASE I CANT WAIT TO BUY A SUPER AFFORDABLE AND CHEAP HOUSE" none of you are going to be able to buy a house when the market crashes. you've all got to give up this dream :/ you're gonna be so fucking disappointed when another recession hits and you're actually just poorer and less able to afford housing than before

[ambrosykim]

ig running out of antidepressants really has consequences lmao