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god forbid a girl wish to have her 2 AM noodles
only to be plagued with
kitchen wasp
#i just wanted to make a late meal and as the most treasured and prized foods#elbow macaroni#is about to be done#i see this fucker on my kitchen window#it is. late november. snowing. how.#random#not only is it weird in terms of season#i’ve dealt with another wasp like a few months ago and get this#same spot#same kitchen window#i’m sorry sir you are not allowed back on these premises#aight i’m done#dude was just a bitch to deal with#would simply not go in the container#cw wasps#tw wasps#i suppose?
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I LOVED To Be a Creature, and it genuinely creeped me out to see the things Edelgard and Hubert said to Byleth (though it's the same as the game, stripped out of its voice acting and background music, the dialogue is so much more horrifying). Really makes me wonder if Edelgard's love for Byleth is genuine in any way. Do you think there's any real love there or is it just obsession?
Thank you!!! I had a feeling that placing Edelgard and Hubert's words in a context that isn't meant to make them look flattering would really let their casual racism shine, and I'm glad it's seeming like that is in fact the impression people are getting lol. SO sorry for the late answer btw 😭😭😭
As for whether Edelgard's love is genuine... I got opinions lmao.
got a bit long lmao under the cut it goes
If Edelgard felt the way she does for Byleth on exclusively SS and CF, I could maybe see how this is a "genuine" love (insofar as a love steeped in "I may hate your race but you're special and Not Like The Other Ones because I think you're special to me" can, uh, ever be genuine, in any case). But because Edelgard still feels as strongly towards Byleth on AM and VW where she quite literally never talks to them directly in any meaningful way, it becomes waaaaay more like she's just weirdly obsessed with this person who saved her one singular time ever five years ago from an attack Edelgard set up. It makes the "love" way more forced and contrived and obviously trying to squeeze tears out of the player for standing up against the cute girly trying to murder them. Or, alternatively, it makes Edelgard come off as manipulative, saying that she just wanted to walk with Byleth and it makes her so sad to HAVE to fight Byleth because BYLETH wouldn't stand by HER - and she's saying this on AM/VW to a person she's talked to in conversation a cumulative, what? Hour? Two? Maybe a few days, being nice? Over the course of, being as absolutely generous as physically possible and not counting the five years Byleth was missing... two fucking years? She's shitting herself over fighting this stranger she doesn't fucking know? Yeah, sure buddy, whatever you say - you see what I mean?
And honestly even outside of those two routes, I think it's more that she sees Byleth as being hers rather than actually liking them for who they are. A body to stand next to her and tell her how right she is and comfort her - who doesn't have the background of "I was literally raised to think this is my only purpose in life" muddying the sincerity of the brown-nosing - who also happens to also act as The Perfect Fighter and The Perfect Strategist to actively help her get what she wants. That view of Byleth being a tool doesn't really go away unless they marry her, seen by how they quite literally get nothing for all they've done for Edelgard should they go unmarried to a noble (guess they just weren't meritable enough once their use to her was done).
As well as how much more Edelgard doesn't like Byleth disagreeing with her or otherwise going against her flow than pretty much anyone else in the game - you lose supports points if you don't think the Black Eagle Strike Force name she made is good, she quickly denies the notion that Byleth is detached from others/emotions and insists they are just like she is, she gives them the same callous and thoughtless words she was apparently given once in her life while they are in the midst of mourning their recently murdered father so that they get over it already and get back to being useful to her (directly saying she will only reach out her hand when it's time for HER to move forward, not when BYLETH heals from WATCHING THEIR DAD DIE IN THEIR FUCKING ARMS MAYBE A WEEK AGO). She never treats Byleth kindly unless they do everything she wants, which like. Isn't love???? At all????
There's just this... weirdly possessive air Edelgard has around Byleth that always threw me off, especially with how easily she admits to have been willing to kill them so far into CF and how readily she cuts ties with them the second the fighting's done (which is particular because how just how clingy she was to Byleth everywhere else - you know during all that time Byleth had a use to her). Incorporating that into being an intentional part of her character is certainly interesting, but not in a way that's flattering to the idea of Edelgard genuinely being in love with Byleth lmao.
Personally tho, even disregarding almost everything else, the simple explanation is that I don't think you can really sit there and say you love someone while openly hating part of their racial heritage. Wild thought, I know lmao
#ask#anon#anti edelgard#just to be safe#like. maybe if this ship was allowed to be seen as the clearly toxic ship it is i MIGHT could see it as a sort of twisted#''you're only good because *I* like you'' fucked up kinda deal#where the possessive and controlling shit baked into the relationship was embraced or even just like. acknowledged?? at all??#and where Edelgard ''doesn't care'' for Byleth's mixed-race status in her love for her...#...because she *already* dehumanized them as *being* hers regardless of Byleth's race. like they ALREADY aren't really a person to her#which is why their mixed-race status is just an annoying bug to her and not a deal-breaker (to downplay it SEVERELY but you get the idea)#but uh like it's not like at all lmao#there's no way in hell my ass is gonna be convinced Edelgard ''I hate Nabateans and want to obliterate all of them'' von Hresvelg#would ever actually genuinely love Byleth ''is literally part Nabatean'' Eisner WITHOUT getting over her hatred of Nabateans#and oops guess what she never does 🤷♀️#and yeah her ''facing you i grow weak'' and ''i just wanted to walk with you'' schtick on AM and VW looks shallow as helllllll dude#like bitch do NOT play with me you do not and frankly CAN not give a shit about this person sincerely#LITERALLY they have almost never spoken to each other. she could've just as well said this to fucking Raphael and have it mean just as much
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society if kirakira acknowledged noir's backstory as being kinda lame instead of trying to make you feel bad for him
#not maintagging this one i'm just in a hater mood tonight#because this bitch is the reason finale progress has been slow as hell#because i think noir sucks! we should make fun of him like god intended!#instead all the characters are like 'dw lumiere we'll bring back his smile'#and though i disagree with that i can't warp the characters to become my mouthpieces yknow?#so it's become this indecisive battle of 'i don't Agree With This but it's what lines up with canon characterization'#anyways this is your general disclaimer that what i end up doing with noir in finale doesn't necessarily reflect my own personal opinion#waffleverse: writing#like this is a dude who got mad because he was rejected by his crush#do u ever think about how noir is canonically a child killer... he attempted murder on one kid and basically succeeded with another#even if it wasn't the kid he was going for#at least i don't have to deal with *that* in wv thank god
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can someone nice (!!) please please please adopt me im begging you im requesting you (huge word vomit and vent in tags, pls dont read if u dont want to!! and if you don't want this stuff on this blog PLS lmk!! i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy! )
#tw vent#yes ik i have a vent blog#but idk why i dont wanna go there#ill prolly delete this in a while + if i vent here (which ill try not to) ill always tag it#but if any of yall aren't fine with it pls do lmk!!! ill stop <3#Anyways.#fucking hell i hate this.#dude#i very specifically told them to hurry the fuck up THEY were the ones making us late#i have told them a hundred times the minimum time i jeed to get ready#i told them this morning too that you guys make us late then put it all on me#nad she went like oh no dear dont worry that wont happen#WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH#and like the lecture and huge ass scolding and then cold shouldet ive been getting from BOTH of them before i left for coachinh#im just tired atp#idk its not even that big a deal this happens everyday#i dont know how to feel#idk if im even rly feeling anything atp#its just that i really fucking hate being here#I wanna get the fuck out#but thing is this makes me feel kinda guilty occasionally#for eg a few days ago i was rly sick and she took care of me kinda#and then that made me feel bad for hating her#but then things like this happen and i cant help it and i feel so conflicted#i dont want to stay here i know that for sure but i feel guilty for it#if i speak im being rude and backtalking#if i dont speak im being rude and ignoring#the fuck am i supposed to do????#she always tells me to 'stay silent and just hear it'#and when i do that she keeps shouting again and again and finally i say smth bc although its extremely fucking dumb of me to open my mouth
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People saying dragon age is too woke now have never played a dragon age game before and I really believe that.
#“i play games to escape reality”#oh the reality that queer people EXIST?#i think youll fucking live dude#theres a sea of whiny little bitches everytime a bioware game drops because its too progressive this isnt NEW#theyve been dealing with this for over 15 years yall arent special youre just more open about how stupid and hateful you are#also the thing where you get lectured for misgendering someone? the hell do you think would happen irl you moron??#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#da: the veilguard#veilguard
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Went out to check in w/place we interviewed at. Had a breakdown in the fucking place. Person we needed to see wasn't there. Ended up feeling like a complete fool by the end of it. Had another breakdown heading home. Gonna try again at 9.
#sepiasys.txt#Ideally alone#Because yeah I'm FUCKING RIGHT. We can't do anything with bestie present. We can't mask! BECAUSE HE IS THERE!!#If I sense any chance of him looking at us; I can't keep the anxiety down enough.#Also confirmed we just get cold and shakey as fuck when we're secretly anxious. Apparently.#I get that buying smth would make it less awkward but thats if he comes with. If not even if I have deal with a line of ppl idc#aint buying shit ESPECIALLY if it turns out we weren't fit for the job because why the fuck would I do that?#I might try to get something online if need be idgaf {says someone who wont feel the same later}#It's just people. just people.#I think the most disheartening thing is hearing some dude say it was their first day here; idk what the context was for it#if thats a new hire tho then WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! DONT JUST FUCKING GHOST ME LIKE THIS SHIT!!!!!#I feel sick >:( Our roommates are gonna fucking hate me.#Also the way bestie acts; in retrospect it looks like he's trying to ignore me actively. But he also pushes me to lead. BITCH⁉️#YOU'RE NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND TO LEAD OR WHATEVER LIKE FUCK OFF WITH THAT‼️ I know ur tryna help but DUDE.#You literally make everything worse when you treat me like this because I can feel the expectations weigh on me. Because you have them.#It's like you're secretly watching and listening even if you're doing everything you can to NOT do it for my sake.
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Live Fast & Prosper
#VERY funny that the imposter Janeway is sort of doing her accent - did Neelix mention that to her too~??#'Also she talks like a thespian?? Which I guess is how everyone talks in Indiana.'#She also pulled the whole 'we're a workplace but I like to think of us...as a family :)' so you know she's not to be trusted#Also I fuckinglove how into it the guy playing fake Tuvok is...he's like INTO the role. Yet another criminal man obsessed with you#commander...what's your DEAL <3#I'm such a soft touch dude I felt so bad for the aliens being tricked heheheh#SNRKEHAHAHA ok...Tom & Neelix being pals is actually so funny. They're like 'how could this have happened...we're the toughest most street#smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH#WHEN DID Y'ALL HAVE EDGE~?? /ESPECIALLY/ YOU TOM#Neelix was doing some shady shit (even though we all know he's a sofite) what'd you do besides get thrown in the clink Tom?#People who say there's no like...uhh character-only moments on Voyager just havent watched the show straight up#Neelix & Tom trying to swindle the EMH with a cup game <3 yeah...that's what this is all about#Janeway: (doing a great job being intimidating) / Tuvok: v_v mhm. / Janeway: Tell her all about it Tuvok.#Tuvok: O_O.....um......it's uh...whew it's bad over there....#Janeway: What about the prisons? / Tuvok: Oh yes the-the prisons....they don't give you lotion. You'll be deficient in at least THREE#vitamins before you're even brought to trial / Janeway: That's Enough of...that. <- trying not to laugh#Tuvok: (is an undercover agent) also Tuvok: I'm not good at small talk or improvisation.#Neelix how much did you talk about Tuvok bc this guy's really into it#Neelix: balablabla tuvok blablabla tuvok tuvok bla bla / Dala: ....(god this bitch is gay...good for me good for him)
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Today’s little guy is:
uuuuuuh this little guy 😬
#BUGS#my dog was not happy I stopped his morning walk to spend 5 minutes taking pictures of this tiny little dude#okay it wasn’t really 5 minutes… in human time. dog time works different tho right?#he was little. tiny. just a small freak of a creature#but I have the eyes of an eagle and I saw him sneakin. sorry bitch I caught you. I could have eaten you. be better.#sorry if you didn’t want to see a bug on your dash#SORRY HE’S NOT PRETTIER!#I mean I think he’s beautiful just the way he is but I can tell you’re judging him. not a good look for you I gotta say#you need to deal with your prejudices bud#fix your heart or die#mine#praying mantis
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i hate microaggressions so much like my life would be so much easier if i just couldn't tell if someone hates me or not
#like if you hate me just say it for the love of fucking god#you didn't have to fucking shame and humiliate me in front of the entire studio crew dude#sat there fucking defending myself alone#and then this bitch came back for seconds later like ohhhh my god just say you hate me. just say it already#stop hiding it behind polite wording and nasty microaggressions please ugh#like what the hell did i even do to you anyway#i'm dealing with enough shit as it is
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me occasionally like a fool: hehe my bones are sooo sexy now im basically cured
my hip when i'm just sat there minding my own business: bitch
#i have been TOLD that i should stop downplaying my issues & that i complain about my bones an awful lot for someone who's Actually Fine Now#and i am trying to internalize that!#me @ me forever: the normal frequency of pain in the absence of injury or overexertion is never just like the normal amount of pain is none#ur hip isnt supposed to bitch at u when you're literally just sitting down. its doing that bc u have old man disease. clinically. diagnosed#just bc u can MOVE your leg doesnt mean you're Totally Gucci dude#part of the problem is that in 2020-2022 i thought my issue was SUPER mild. not even really a disability#and since i don't have that issue anymore my brain goes. well if that was a BABY problem then u have NO problems now!#but the issue i had then WASN'T a baby problem! i couldn't use my arm some days! that was in fact disabling. that was a real problem#so my issues now being smaller by comparison doesnt mean i should dismiss them completely#honestly i should probably be taking them more seriously bc i know i have a history of not thinking stuff is a very big deal when it is#such as. oh yeah 1-7 days every other month my arm hurts too much to use. its whatever tho other ppl have it worse
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DATING IS SO HARD WTF
#vent to follow in the tags lmao#like. what????#people!!! chill the fuck out!!#i had some dude unmatch with me bc i didn’t respond to him YESTERDAY#and like it’s not that big of a deal we’d only just matched but like?? patience is a fucking virtue?? and i have a life?#he was all like come back :((( then two minutes later he was like ok sorry for bothering you bye and then LEFT#like. fine if you do that but the message?? what??#anyway it came at a bad time bc. a bitch is already in crisis rn#cause i kinda feel like my irl friends hate me for some reason and i already feel bad that i’ve been so busy i’ve not been able to#talk to them that much#and i was supposed to go on a trip with my friend but that’s been postponed (not her fault or mine)#and my car still won’t start. we tried to jump it today and it didn’t do anything#anyway i’m like rapid cycling through major emotions and it’s like mimi chill the fuck out#and listening to way too much phoebe bridgers i know the end#also i’m in crisis bc i’ve made up with like. my oldest friend who used to have a crush on me and when i told him i preferred girls he like#stopped talking to me for a while#that was years ago and now we’re slowly becoming friends again but i feel so much guilt over it for no reason#and i get into avoidant episodes as a coping mechanism and like. i feel like im going into one atp#okay okay vent over im okay lmaoo#sorry folks hope your days going better than mine <3#。・:*˚:✧。 mimi speaks!
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Meeting Rick the Door technician is a harrowing enough experience as it is but this really just elevated it to a whole other level
#finished yesterday 👁️👄👁️#and im moving into my own place tomorrow so i won't be able to use my sisters xbox anymore#so this is my last clip i swear xD#YOOOO dude that ending though...#ffffffuck#ive been listening to ghost star on youtube it was so haunting...#also... im about to be a typical pissy little star wars fan 4 a sec and bitch about a little detail#i kinda feel like it wouldve been better if bodes lightsaber wasnt red#like...hes not an inquisitor? if i understand correctly his deal with that isb officer was that#he would spy for him in exchange for hiding his identity from the empire/vader?#and also...even though he doesnt identify as a jedi anymore i dont think bode seea himself as a dark side user/sith#hes just a guy doing what he has to...so why would he bleed his crystal?#i wander what the orignal color was 👀 im kinda thinking purple would fit him#like a lighter purple#jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers#cal kestis#star wars#sir i protest i am not a merry man
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I think I’m gonna go back to sleep
#Dude I mess everything up#If my friends see this I’m sorry#idk what im doing#it feels like that wasn’t me yk.#I always make everything a big deal#I’m so overdramatic#ew i know#i hate my existence#I should probably just kms already#everyone would be better without me#Like I’m so fucking annoying#I don’t even know how to have a conversation without being rude or mean#I’m trying to fix it#It feels like someone else is doing it . Then when I actually get confronted for being a bitch#It feels wrong like I’m getting blamed for something someone else did.#Idk#i dont even make sense#whatever this is#I should stop
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they say it's a "phone call to discuss the position teehee" but yOU can't trick me! i know as soon as i walk in there i'm gonna be fighting for my life
#these bitches and their 2-3 interviews#if i fail no skin off my back move on to the next guy#i have until june..#u guys dont have to comment i just wanted to complain.#yap#dude today i overheard a guy bitching abt an internship only paying 30/hr#only thirty?? only THIRTY???? i'm lucky if i get 20#i guess that's the difference between SWE and ITsec...#i'm just not really cut out for engineering#making new stuff and innovating not really my deal.. i just sit back and maintain the stuff that's already built
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Sorry for responding to the Haterz™️ but like, real talk 1. It's def feeding the HPD I will not lie to you and 2. They're all so dumb? Like it's just queerphobia dude. That's all it is. People seem to be really fuckin mad that I'm a polyamorous fagdyke bi butch lesbian and I think that's rly funny.
#🗡️ :: personal#Like literally I'm the most content I have ever been with my life#the way these people project is super weird#I am medicated I am in my lane I am THRIVING#also i think i just somehow invoked the wrath of evangelion fans or something#considering the last girl was an Asuka kinny#which like Same i am not above Asuka kinning#but also im turning 26 in two days and have bills to pay#the idea that Imma care about someone who's too much of a bitch to show their face is foreign to me at this point#I just match energy and am a mean dyke who loves a good argument#and maybe the second parts a flaw but honestly? i dont rly care rn i got way more important shit to deal with#anywayz I hope all these people go pet a cat or something and log off for a while#I'm just a Bunny dude none of it is that deep
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Hm! Anxiety’s decided to kick me real hard in the balls tonight! Send asks to distract me pretty please 🤲
#Shima speaks#She decided to act up. She just said yeah I’m gonna be a bitch and you have to deal with it#Me: Girl why :((((#(There is a reason but I’m not gonna get into it coughs)#Anyway sitting here trying very hard not to launch myself into a panic attack.#My heart is RACING dude. Girl calm DOWN
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